Fast Show - Swiss Toni

[beowulf3075]

Are some people paid to go on to a vid and vote dislike or something, or are they just stupid?

[BaileysMariner]

I love the way he says "nyude"

[bernerer]

Why is Swiss Toni advertising Belgian chocolate???

[Nicknamevanniks]

@bernerer Because it's the best in the world. Obviously if you've only tasted Hershey's Kisses or Cadbury fingers it's hard to understand the importance of good chocolate.

[gaiko1982]

@bernerer Because it's the best in the world!

[gelfling12345]

5 people like to see a man in the nude. LOL

[jossujb]

Well, if any man did that much for getting a woman to bed, it's pretty much worth it anyway xDDD

[mgfaxlad]

Love Swiss Toni. Odd thing is, that used to be the way to woo a chick, as cheesy as it sounds. They're basically all whores in that they have a price. Some higher than others but they all have a price. Swiss Toni understands this and is probably beating them off with a shitty stick.

[Mayalla]

@mgfaxlad OMG poor you if you think like that.

[mgfaxlad]

@Mayalla Deny it if you want. There's always a price. Always. We're all whores. We all have a price.

[Mayalla]

@mgfaxlad Don't speak for me whore.

[Weillfanatic]

@mgfaxlad more than slightly pathetic.

[northhens]

watching a youtube clip of swiss Toni is very mutch like makeing love to a beautiful women

[androc75]

Is it me or does that guy sound like Leonardo DiCaprio?

[666thesnowman]

it like the young lads expressions "WTF?" heheheee

[stonewroc1]

He does it for me!!! A poem on the pillow!!!

How could you resist girls???

[joolzred]

Ohhh Swiss Toni - *you* know how to treat a lady!! Be still my beating heart!

Satin sheets and belgian chocolates? Good advice for any man!

[Jarren202]

haha! legend.

[videomatt84]

For some reason I have always remembered this sketch and particularly the line at the end. Great show.

[AceBanana1]

wposcmnie: Buying a beerthese days is called foreplay!!! lol

[mrandy]

He's half Connery

[54spiritedwill54]

I love Rhys Thomas!!! He is so funny!

[stripeyhole]

He's just like Smoove B in the Onion.

[mistersoftee]

Solid observation. The British Smoove B.

[salexlindsay]

I would willingly buy a car from him.

[nelleeh]

lmao!!!

[drstickyjuice]

everyman can learn something from swiss tony.

[wposcmnie]

That man is from a generation when you had to do your best to seduce a woman. Now it's enough to buy her a beer.

[marginallymental]

haha!!!

[perfacetus]

too true!

[j4wn]

@wposcmnie

[blagger56]

@wposcmnie Forgrt buying her a beer, let some other mug do that...then while he's out having a slash, just whip in there and take her out to the car park. You've got to look after the pennies in this international financial crisis.

[GriffinNary]

@blagger56 Its good to know romance certainly isn't dead in this time of austerity...

[blagger56]

@GriffinNary Well you've either got it or you haven't... :-)

[1925phantasia]

@wposcmnie omg lol

[Clivepom]

@wposcmnie Where do YOU live!?

[TheBonzamate]

@wposcmnie you are a nob

[pa20002000]

"Nobody likes to see a man in the nude!" - I did LOL on that one - Very true for these older womanizers...I always try to keep my clothes on - until the lights are really dimmed..haha..

[mufcboy1999]

legend dat is swiss tony

[nathanoevano]

lmao my uncle looks like him

[AdamCW2k5]

my dad looks like him so much !

[kbrowneyes]

Nobody likes to see a man in the nude---???????--this IS the internet---LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL!!!!­!!!!!--and if he's carrying Belgian chocs and wine as well----bring it on------which site is that??????--LMFAO!!!!!!

[emsy83]

there are actually men who think like this! classic

[DavidTL]

This man knows how to treat a lady.

[lucyhelena77898]

I love Rhys Thomas!!! He is so funny!!!

[2nunsinabath]

"Belgian chocolates, a pipe and fine wines..., because a lady loves a pipe and fine wines.."

[TheGoldenToe]

Can you put some more on?? Swiss Toni is the best. i would really appreciate it.

[fyffee]

I need more fast show!