Ladies...u just dented a 81 conton supreme.....brutha u ok u cool WHo are u im u no not me u just answer the damn question who are u i have told u are u death no u is blind im not blind u blind shut up u yes not not u him....wats ure name mi yes u .......i am mi he is me and im u..........and imma bout to woop yo old ass man LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-who are you? *You -No not me, you. *Yes, i'm You -just answer the damn question, who are you? *I have told you. -Are You deaf? *no, You is blind. -i'm not blind, you blind. *thats what i've just said... -You just said what.. *I said You -thats what i'm asking you. *and you is... -Shut Up! -You.. *yes? -not you, him! -whats your name? +Me. -yes you! +I am Me! *he's Me, and I am You. -And i'm about to whoop yo ass cuz i'm SICK OF PLAYIN' GAMES!
Old Guy: May I help you? Carter: We'll be asking the questions old man...Who are you? Old Guy: Yu Carter: No, not me you Old guy: Yes I am Yu Carter: Just answer the god damn question...Who are you? Old Guy: I have told you Carter: Are you deaf? Old Guy: No, Yu is blind Carter:I'm not blind, you blind OLd Guy: That's what i just said
Best part ever "If you are half chinese I am half black I'm yo brotha and I'm fly you down with that snoppy that dope aint it?" "There's a Height requirement.
@bullemedsas do you have hearing issues? or do you have some kind of problem with way chris tucker prefers to annunciate "what's that mean, thyroid?" ?!?! 1:04. mr cunty mccunterson in here all up in my shit...
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If theres a 'you' and a 'me', i guess watz the name of the tall guy...
'who'??
ReDEGENERATIONcl 2 months ago
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If theres a 'you' and a 'me', i guess watz the name of the tall guy...
'who'??
ReDEGENERATIONcl 2 months ago
the fat one yours
ZackRyder777 5 months ago
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SuperJohnha 5 months ago
ahhh my buns!!!
sunnyboy686 5 months ago
this has to be my favorite movie
My123hot 5 months ago
Him me you everybody ass !! That had me laughing do hard
lovelybearchloe10 5 months ago
pause at
watch?v=mtgbBvt3xpc&t=0m48s
babyohn13 5 months ago
my moms says Hi
nicemegasxlr 5 months ago
I just love how he's dancing like Michael Jackson to a Prince song :p
1995MrsBieber 5 months ago 2
im yor broder and im fly
boricua9071 5 months ago
legendary movie, i love it.
519MaTT94KrZ 5 months ago
MrChrisjohnson28 5 months ago 2
looool i luv da yu n me!!
chipolicious96 5 months ago
Best amusement park ever.(Y)
sheismiya 5 months ago
i'd love to be spun round in the air by a tall person like that!! :)
BwSabz 5 months ago
3:30 makes me LOL. XD
iGamingRecon 5 months ago
Fat one is yours! LOL
TheBlackjocker56 5 months ago
brotha u cool lls
ELISOFLY1 5 months ago
thats good movie end verry funny also i like
geraldino620 5 months ago
"Well, stop eating thyroids!!" LOL One of the best comedians
JayQueenz21 5 months ago
:D my mom said hi L0L
trollingsword 5 months ago
taze him!!!!!!
chpthncook37 5 months ago
0:43 Brother you okay?
hahahahaahahh
Opolix 5 months ago
xD
Weegee25610 5 months ago
das wo er sich die kugel in schädel haut is eh bestte -:D
0707Gini 5 months ago
"Lee this boy on steroids. Got a head like Barry Bonds." LMFAO
MrSpeedy29 5 months ago
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oelewapperable 6 months ago
4:45, Lee had Carter's back even wen he knew he was wrong! Partner 4 life
Godsglorychild 6 months ago
Wow Kungfu Big Form
BEERZACKY 6 months ago
"fat one's yours" xDDDDDDDD
darkforcekiller 6 months ago
oh shit!!!!!!!!! 4:37
SuperDujuan23 6 months ago
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noldi22 6 months ago
id like u to meet zoe and marsha.
Carter:fat ones yours
lilmm59 6 months ago in playlist RUSH HOUR 1/2/3
LOL Funny Black man
gamerdonpaulsen760 6 months ago
AnonymusNinja 6 months ago
FINE IF YOUR CHINESE , THEN IM BLACK , IM YOUR BROTHER AND IM FLY, YOU DOWN WITH THAT SNOOPY................... LMFAO
Ozonencb 6 months ago 2
SomeOne Knows Whts The Name Of The Song At The Beginning???
prettygirl0406 6 months ago
@prettygirl0406 "Do me baby" by Prince
thiagohf1113 6 months ago 7
@thiagohf1113 ThankYou :]
prettygirl0406 6 months ago
@prettygirl0406 i would like to have sexual intercourse with you
ELISOFLY1 5 months ago
@prettygirl0406 i live this video
bloomlover231 5 months ago
0:43 BROTHA YOU OKAY
Opolix 6 months ago
" I'm bout to beat the puberty outta you. You ain't gunna see it coming!! YOU AIN'T GUNNA SEE IT COMING, CMON WAHH!!"
LOL
EmmaHugeFan 6 months ago 2
What is it with black Americans and "Kicking Ass"? They seem to love it!
Yu and Mi are one of the best names you can have.
SirAbdulle 6 months ago
I would like you to meet our dates for this evening Marsha and Zoe...Fat Ones Yours.. Lmaoo
JudgeMentz98 6 months ago
omg all funny scenes are with chris tucker ! :D
Champ7ify 6 months ago
1:48 2:22 visor is not shoted
killer100023 6 months ago
OH MY GOD ITS UJIO @ 1:49
Corey91666 6 months ago
Hahah "Funnyblackaman" ;:D
thesimpsons1000 6 months ago
Why are the comments the fucking same?!
geared4life 6 months ago
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"If you are half chinese I am half black I'm yo brotha and I'm fly you down with that snoppy that dope aint it?"
"sorry lee u cant be black There's a Height requirement, same as the ride in medal horn
LmaO
8havi 6 months ago
LMFAO
CrazyChinaChick 6 months ago
woo dam im sorry man i thought this was the bathroom lee i got a big problem this boy on steroids he got a head like somebody ahh my bununs
01lebronjames 6 months ago
where did u watch the whole movie in english?
jkjkjk8093 6 months ago
Best part ever "If you are half chinese I am half black I'm yo brotha and I'm fly you down with that snoppy that dope aint it?" "There's a Height requirement.
Xavier19958 6 months ago
Best part ever "If you are half chinese I am half black I'm yo brotha and I'm fly you down with that snoppy that dope aint it?"
Xavier19958 6 months ago
i want a lawyer ... you need a personal trainer thumps up to chris tucker hahah
nikos8313 6 months ago
AAAAHHH MY BUNINS!!!!!!!!!! LMAO XD
LOYAL7ONE 6 months ago
"Brother, you okay? You cool? Love that part. LMAO!
ksbaxter 6 months ago
nice movie
surjabista1 6 months ago
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raiki00008 6 months ago
he is mi and im yu lol
mal1537 6 months ago
"the fat one's yours" hahahahaha chris tucker u legend <3
dksam07 6 months ago
4:08 "oh man let me go I love Chinese people"
plnh12 6 months ago
danm i wanna another rush hour to come out. and they should keep going til chris and jackie dies. and i will collect them all.
MIKEYPOOHBEARJACKSON 6 months ago
Ima beat the puberty outa ya'll You aint gonna see it coming!
AccountTKO 6 months ago 2
LMFAO PAUSE AT 3:31
RaaaBaaaGooo 6 months ago
Chris tucker is Soo funny in the whole 3 movies!
Qaysumah 6 months ago
hahaha 4:05 oh man let me go i love chinese people
MrBreezy010 6 months ago
"Ok..I tried talkin... oooohh, now im bout to beat the puberty outta u" LMAO!! -like this if u think chris tuckers hella funny
Prostatsbro 6 months ago
anyone know who plays the girl wearing the blue dress at 0:47
frightgag67 6 months ago
"Common man let me go, I love Chinese people" xD aww Chris <3
kathykatostrophe 7 months ago
dis boy's on steroids he got a head like barry bonds HAHAHahaha
artistsandbox 7 months ago
I dont know what the hell you feedin him but he is too damn big!! Lol best movie
Blackened4everPS3 7 months ago 3
ok let me go i love chinese people haha
MsMissshirley 7 months ago
NOW IMMABOUT TO BEAT YA PUBERTY OUTA YOU !
SonicNSN 7 months ago
"I want a layer " You need a Personal trainer ! haha I am going to beat the pubity out of u
weriddan 7 months ago
this liscense says u weigh 180 u u weigh more then the damn car gurl :p
GM3539 7 months ago
go to 0:47
skirmishjunk 7 months ago
That awkward moment when the two top rated comments say the exact same thing.
imanmjfanforever 7 months ago 13
rush hour 4???
chimengher 7 months ago
This title makes no sense. you would have to show the whole movie in that case.
TheOblivionVideos 7 months ago 2
Ahh 240p.. we meet again..
DrivenSpirit2010 7 months ago
i cant decide what my comment should be about i cant decide what part to take down the whole lot is so fucking funny.
CakOnYouBitchs 7 months ago
3:33 *WoW,Damn.Im sorry man, i thought this is bathroom.^^ * xD!!!!! omg
KiraShishiendan 7 months ago
you... me .... me you im me my you xd
TheKARENBOYS 7 months ago
omg wen he was in the street BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Funniest shit ever!!!!
MsTremaineNeverson85 7 months ago
Look at the size of his eyeballs 3:30
Wiichitoo 7 months ago 2
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Wiichitoo 7 months ago
I love the part where JackieChan pretends to be half-black.
DarksydeFollower 7 months ago
"Imma beat the puberty outta you!"
Vruxz 7 months ago
''I wanna lawyer'' ''You need a personal trainer '' hahahahah
anoriel146 7 months ago
hahaa men let me go i love chinese people lol
acg1921 7 months ago
WOAHH.......DAMN... I'm sorry man I thought this was the bathroom
galapong1029 7 months ago 3
What song is he singing at the begining
chocolaterain091 7 months ago
@chocolaterain091
do me baby by prince
ashleymassarrorulz1 7 months ago
Jackie: I'm your brother. Hah
MegaPrincess1998 7 months ago
How do you say serender in chiniesse
kanetaker1000 7 months ago
his ring-tone
Narutodbzgamer 7 months ago
he's me and i'm you, lol
damarh 7 months ago 3
"WHOA! ...DAMN! Im sorry man, I thought this was the bathroom" CHRIS TUCKER ftw
YhungJhay29 7 months ago 3
Do you have the Paris scenes with Genevieve?
stewartbeach2010 7 months ago
DAMN ! I Love this movie..... =D I want rush hour 4 ! grrr
shogialuvjb 7 months ago 2
"Who are you"
"You"
"No not me You"
"Yes, im you"
"Just answe the damn question"
Epic lol
AhZaiWaGeng 7 months ago
ahahhahahahaha man let me go i luv chince ppl tat is funny shit
cece3719 7 months ago
ahahhahahahaha YOUr weight more then acar girl ilove tucker the best comedian actor i have eva seen THUmps up if he is the best.!
cece3719 7 months ago
1338 like=(
mmokej 7 months ago
jackie and chris FTW
tiga92001 7 months ago
it was him
it was you
that cracked me up
cavaliersfan1001 7 months ago
ahahhaaahhaha Lee i got problem man wht afunny movie
cece3719 7 months ago
thank you, I had such an urge to see it and couldn't find the first part anywhere. It was very clear(you) and very funny (them!)
pbarrigher 8 months ago
3:39
elmexicanhero24 8 months ago
The scene where Jackie's phone plays Beach Boys is a great callback to the first movie.
ThePeterBluth 8 months ago
"You need a personal trainer. This license says 180 pounds you weigh more than a car girl." rotfl
majinish 8 months ago
" i dunno what da hell your feeding him but he's TOO DAMN BIG!" XD
kitty4119 8 months ago 52
"How do you say 'surrender' in Chinese." Omg so funny! xD
Deathshade27 8 months ago
Stop eating thyroid! XD lmfao... Tucker is a legend!!!
f1ax 8 months ago
"I don't know what the hell you feedin him, but he is to damn big."
Lol Carter :3
YoBaMo1 8 months ago 22
OMG! how long does it Carter to understand that .. this is YU and that is ME
then wat abt dat 'Tall guy' .... HE???
ReDEGENERATIONcl 8 months ago
@ReDEGENERATIONcl tall guy is HIM... hahaha
jeffhardysoul 8 months ago
WOAHHHH!!! DAMN!!! I-- I'm sorry man. I thought this was the bathroom. xD
Underclass235 8 months ago
"Man I'm about to whoop your old ass!"
ROFL xD
iluvpurple120796 8 months ago
Woahh ! Damn ! LMAO
ColaaLove 8 months ago 2
I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU FEEDIN HIM BUT HIS ASS IS TOO DAMN BIG!!!
mirajcarter 8 months ago
the part i like is 5:24 to 5:41
jake78441 8 months ago
i love this move it rocks :) and i am TEN YEARS OLD
jake78441 8 months ago
the fat one's your's lol...(serious face)
filipride100 8 months ago
5:24-5:57 lmfaooooooooooooooo (:'D)
faheem924 8 months ago
''you need a personal trainer'' ahhahaahahahhaa
TheRevSRB 8 months ago
"My mum say hai" :D
shooterist 8 months ago
WTF O_O HES MOTHERFUCKER AT 0:08-0:27
patrickbrown2002 8 months ago
California Girls)ahah=)
RussiaUSA9 8 months ago
"i dont noe wat the hell you feeding him but he is tooo damn big" damnnnnnnnn so funny
007vgh 8 months ago
RUN FOR YAH LIVES! HAHAHA!
thempire03 8 months ago 2
Ima beat the PUBERTY out of ya'll XD
limalaister 8 months ago 2
"I don't know what the hell you feeding him , but he's TOO DAMN BIG" ((:
MaestroMentore 8 months ago 68
he can dance
aca1997ful 8 months ago
i dont know what the hell you feed him, but he is to damn big XD
limyf9 8 months ago
thats hilairious lol man
fazman181 8 months ago
XD HA lol chris tucker is a clown! dis nigga is too funny
6foot7maniac 8 months ago
I donna wat u feeding him but he's to dann big
pman0012 8 months ago
What's the song Chris Tucker was singing while conducting the traffic.
cage4security 8 months ago
@cage4security "Do Me, Baby" by Prince
kabaara 8 months ago
@kabaara Thank You!
cage4security 8 months ago
3:30 lmao
darcuz 8 months ago
lol.."LEE! I ALMOST KILLED YO ASS MAN Y U DIDNT MOVE?"
"... i`d like u to meet our dates for this evening, marsha and zoey"
" fat ones urs.." i almost died
pheanix123456 8 months ago
how'd u say surrender in chinese
MrAwaiskhanchohan1 8 months ago
I´m totally ready for Rush Hour 4 :)
wwefan4life1995 8 months ago
@wwefan4life1995 There isn't gonna be one, in the trailer it said "Get ready for the Final Rush Hour"
TheRandomThings23 8 months ago
jackie chan is awsome
fredbrus 8 months ago
god damnt it, you missed out the his imitation of Michael Jackson in the starting. LOL
BungEyeJoe 8 months ago
4:06 come on let me go man, i love chinese people haha!
murfboy20 8 months ago
Will Rush hour 4 come out ? and when will it come out?
EazyE163 8 months ago
@EazyE163 Isn't gonna be one in the RH3 trailer it said "Get ready for the final rush hour"
TheRandomThings23 8 months ago
@EazyE163 yes rush hour 4 will come out soon
tnaownscena 8 months ago
@tnaownscena when when when imma kill to see that funny ass movie
Heartsteller 8 months ago
@Heartsteller they say in 2012 and it might be set in moscow but as of right now it is in production
tnaownscena 8 months ago
brother u ok? cool??? xD
officalstelix 8 months ago
"Are you deaf?" "No, You is blind." "I'm not blind. You blind." XD
JoshuaParkWM 8 months ago
@JoshuaParkWM do you know if Rush Hour 4 will come out ?
EazyE163 8 months ago
who r u..??? im u...!!! hahahaha
weaksinico 8 months ago
WUS DAT MEAN THYROID?!
1005ushini 9 months ago
@1005ushini What the **** do you mean and what language do you speak??
"WUS DAT MEAN THYROID" Im sick of those who write that
bullemedsas 8 months ago
@bullemedsas do you have hearing issues? or do you have some kind of problem with way chris tucker prefers to annunciate "what's that mean, thyroid?" ?!?! 1:04. mr cunty mccunterson in here all up in my shit...
1005ushini 8 months ago
@1005ushini Haha its rush hour; IT WAS A JOKE :P XD
bullemedsas 8 months ago
i dont know with what the hell you feeding him but he is too damn big !
! Chris Tucker is an awesome actor
lolipopstylegirl 9 months ago
I just picked up two girls who wanna play hide the little asian policeman LMFAO Chris Tucker is awsome !!!!
Theak47forall 9 months ago
the fat one yours hahaha
MrComparan 9 months ago
@ 5:27 ..."He is Mi & Im Yu" scenes, It will be funnier if that BIG ASIAN MAN named is Him XD
isabellalove123 9 months ago 3
IMMA KICK DAH PUBERTY OUTTA EVERYONE WHO DISLIKES THIS VIDEO!!!
meganeves 9 months ago 3
"Lee I got a big problem man, this boys on steroids he got a head like Berry Bonds"-Chris Tucker FTW
limewireb 9 months ago 77
@limewireb I FUCKING LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT THAT PART TO!! XDDD!!
Rhymesaurushilmi 8 months ago
@Rhymesaurushilmi lol ikno the 1st time i watched the movie i heard that part and i fell of my couch laughing
limewireb 8 months ago
the start is good :D
Lilykiim 9 months ago
funny scenes? you might aswell put up the whole movie lol :D
miniman423 9 months ago 2
there should be more chris tucker movies(: hes too funny<3
deedee52195 9 months ago
You can tell that Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are good friends!
skrikon 9 months ago
it depends. You girls like Chinese?
Stolemyusename 9 months ago
Lmfaoo... Cater LOVES sexy girls lmfao ! I gotta love him XD
isabellalove123 9 months ago
whats your name
you
zethuT 9 months ago
Carter: I don't know what you feed him but he is too damn big!
arodaniel95 9 months ago
@igjurgh shit, that's cushion man!!
TheVampManson 9 months ago