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  • the fat one yours

  • ahhh my buns!!!

    

  • this has to be my favorite movie

  • Him me you everybody ass !! That had me laughing do hard

  • pause at

    watch?v=mtgbBvt3xpc&t=0m48s

  • my moms says Hi

  • I just love how he's dancing like Michael Jackson to a Prince song :p

  • im yor broder and im fly

  • legendary movie, i love it.

  • Ladies...u just dented a 81 conton supreme.....brutha u ok u cool WHo are u im u no not me u just answer the damn question who are u i have told u are u death no u is blind im not blind u blind shut up u yes not not u him....wats ure name mi yes u .......i am mi he is me and im u..........and imma bout to woop yo old ass man LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • looool i luv da yu n me!!

  • Best amusement park ever.(Y)

  • i'd love to be spun round in the air by a tall person like that!! :) 

  • 3:30 makes me LOL. XD

  • Fat one is yours! LOL

  • brotha u cool lls

    

  • thats good movie end verry funny also i like

  • "Well, stop eating thyroids!!" LOL One of the best comedians

  • :D my mom said hi L0L

  • taze him!!!!!!

  • 0:43 Brother you okay?

    hahahahaahahh

  • xD

  • das wo er sich die kugel in schädel haut is eh bestte -:D

  • "Lee this boy on steroids. Got a head like Barry Bonds." LMFAO

  • 4:45, Lee had Carter's back even wen he knew he was wrong! Partner 4 life

  • Wow Kungfu Big Form

  • "fat one's yours" xDDDDDDDD

  • oh shit!!!!!!!!! 4:37

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  • id like u to meet zoe and marsha.

    Carter:fat ones yours

  • LOL Funny Black man

  • Old Guy: May I help you? Carter: We'll be asking the questions old man...Who are you? Old Guy: Yu Carter: No, not me you Old guy: Yes I am Yu Carter: Just answer the god damn question...Who are you? Old Guy: I have told you Carter: Are you deaf? Old Guy: No, Yu is blind Carter:I'm not blind, you blind OLd Guy: That's what i just said
  • FINE IF YOUR CHINESE , THEN IM BLACK , IM YOUR BROTHER AND IM FLY, YOU DOWN WITH THAT SNOOPY................... LMFAO

  • SomeOne Knows Whts The Name Of The Song At The Beginning???

  • @prettygirl0406 "Do me baby" by Prince

  • @thiagohf1113 ThankYou :]

    

  • @prettygirl0406 i would like to have sexual intercourse with you

  • @prettygirl0406 i live this video

  • 0:43 BROTHA YOU OKAY

  • " I'm bout to beat the puberty outta you. You ain't gunna see it coming!! YOU AIN'T GUNNA SEE IT COMING, CMON WAHH!!"

    LOL

  • What is it with black Americans and "Kicking Ass"? They seem to love it!

    Yu and Mi are one of the best names you can have.

  • I would like you to meet our dates for this evening Marsha and Zoe...Fat Ones Yours.. Lmaoo

  • omg all funny scenes are with chris tucker ! :D

  • 1:48 2:22 visor is not shoted

  • OH MY GOD ITS UJIO @ 1:49

  • Hahah "Funnyblackaman" ;:D

  • Why are the comments the fucking same?!

  • LMFAO

  • woo dam im sorry man i thought this was the bathroom lee i got a big problem this boy on steroids he got a head like somebody ahh my bununs

  • where did u watch the whole movie in english?

  • Best part ever "If you are half chinese I am half black I'm yo brotha and I'm fly you down with that snoppy that dope aint it?" "There's a Height requirement.

  • Best part ever "If you are half chinese I am half black I'm yo brotha and I'm fly you down with that snoppy that dope aint it?"

  • i want a lawyer ... you need a personal trainer thumps up to chris tucker hahah

  • AAAAHHH MY BUNINS!!!!!!!!!! LMAO XD

  • "Brother, you okay? You cool? Love that part. LMAO!

  • nice movie

    

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  • he is mi and im yu lol

  • "the fat one's yours" hahahahaha chris tucker u legend <3

  • 4:08 "oh man let me go I love Chinese people"

  • danm i wanna another rush hour to come out. and they should keep going til chris and jackie dies. and i will collect them all.

  • Ima beat the puberty outa ya'll You aint gonna see it coming!

  • LMFAO PAUSE AT 3:31

  • Chris tucker is Soo funny in the whole 3 movies!

  • hahaha 4:05 oh man let me go i love chinese people

  • "Ok..I tried talkin... oooohh, now im bout to beat the puberty outta u" LMAO!! -like this if u think chris tuckers hella funny

  • anyone know who plays the girl wearing the blue dress at 0:47

  • "Common man let me go, I love Chinese people" xD aww Chris <3

  • dis boy's on steroids he got a head like barry bonds HAHAHahaha

  • I dont know what the hell you feedin him but he is too damn big!! Lol best movie

  • ok let me go i love chinese people haha

  • NOW IMMABOUT TO BEAT YA PUBERTY OUTA YOU !

  • "I want a layer " You need a Personal trainer ! haha I am going to beat the pubity out of u

  • this liscense says u weigh 180 u u weigh more then the damn car gurl :p

  • go to 0:47

  • That awkward moment when the two top rated comments say the exact same thing.

  • rush hour 4???

    

  • This title makes no sense. you would have to show the whole movie in that case.

  • Ahh 240p.. we meet again..

  • i cant decide what my comment should be about i cant decide what part to take down the whole lot is so fucking funny.

  • 3:33 *WoW,Damn.Im sorry man, i thought this is bathroom.^^ * xD!!!!! omg

  • you... me .... me you im me my you xd

  • omg wen he was in the street BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Funniest shit ever!!!!

  • Look at the size of his eyeballs 3:30

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  • I love the part where JackieChan pretends to be half-black.

  • "Imma beat the puberty outta you!"

  • ''I wanna lawyer'' ''You need a personal trainer '' hahahahah

  • hahaa men let me go i love chinese people lol

  • WOAHH.......DAMN... I'm sorry man I thought this was the bathroom

  • What song is he singing at the begining

  • @chocolaterain091

    do me baby by prince

  • Jackie: I'm your brother. Hah

  • How do you say serender in chiniesse

  • his ring-tone

  • he's me and i'm you, lol

  • "WHOA! ...DAMN! Im sorry man, I thought this was the bathroom" CHRIS TUCKER ftw

  • Do you have the Paris scenes with Genevieve?

  • DAMN ! I Love this movie..... =D I want rush hour 4 ! grrr

  • "Who are you"

    "You"

    "No not me You"

    "Yes, im you"

    "Just answe the damn question"

    Epic lol

    

  • ahahhahahahaha man let me go i luv chince ppl tat is funny shit

  • ahahhahahahaha YOUr weight more then acar girl ilove tucker the best comedian actor i have eva seen THUmps up if he is the best.!

  • 1338 like=(

  • jackie and chris FTW

  • it was him

    it was you

    that cracked me up

  • ahahhaaahhaha Lee i got problem man wht afunny movie

  • thank you, I had such an urge to see it and couldn't find the first part anywhere. It was very clear(you) and very funny (them!)

  • 3:39

  • The scene where Jackie's phone plays Beach Boys is a great callback to the first movie.

  • "You need a personal trainer. This license says 180 pounds you weigh more than a car girl." rotfl

  • " i dunno what da hell your feeding him but he's TOO DAMN BIG!" XD

  • "How do you say 'surrender' in Chinese." Omg so funny! xD

  • Stop eating thyroid! XD lmfao... Tucker is a legend!!!

  • "I don't know what the hell you feedin him, but he is to damn big."

    Lol Carter :3

  • OMG! how long does it Carter to understand that .. this is YU and that is ME

    then wat abt dat 'Tall guy' .... HE???

  • @ReDEGENERATIONcl tall guy is HIM... hahaha

  • WOAHHHH!!! DAMN!!! I-- I'm sorry man. I thought this was the bathroom. xD

  • "Man I'm about to whoop your old ass!"

    ROFL xD

  • Woahh ! Damn ! LMAO

  • I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU FEEDIN HIM BUT HIS ASS IS TOO DAMN BIG!!!

  • the part i like is 5:24 to 5:41

  • i love this move it rocks :) and i am TEN YEARS OLD

  • the fat one's your's lol...(serious face)

  • 5:24-5:57 lmfaooooooooooooooo (:'D)

  • ''you need a personal trainer'' ahhahaahahahhaa

  • "My mum say hai" :D

  • WTF O_O HES MOTHERFUCKER AT 0:08-0:27

  • California Girls)ahah=)

  • "i dont noe wat the hell you feeding him but he is tooo damn big" damnnnnnnnn so funny

  • RUN FOR YAH LIVES! HAHAHA!

  • Ima beat the PUBERTY out of ya'll XD

  • "I don't know what the hell you feeding him , but he's TOO DAMN BIG" ((:

  • he can dance

  • i dont know what the hell you feed him, but he is to damn big XD

  • thats hilairious lol man

  • XD HA lol chris tucker is a clown! dis nigga is too funny

  • I donna wat u feeding him but he's to dann big

  • What's the song Chris Tucker was singing while conducting the traffic.

  • @cage4security "Do Me, Baby" by Prince

  • @kabaara Thank You!

  • 3:30 lmao

  • lol.."LEE! I ALMOST KILLED YO ASS MAN Y U DIDNT MOVE?"

    "... i`d like u to meet our dates for this evening, marsha and zoey"

    " fat ones urs.." i almost died

  • how'd u say surrender in chinese

  • I´m totally ready for Rush Hour 4 :)

  • @wwefan4life1995 There isn't gonna be one, in the trailer it said "Get ready for the Final Rush Hour"

  • jackie chan is awsome

  • god damnt it, you missed out the his imitation of Michael Jackson in the starting. LOL

  • 4:06 come on let me go man, i love chinese people haha!

  • Will Rush hour 4 come out ? and when will it come out?

  • @EazyE163 Isn't gonna be one in the RH3 trailer it said "Get ready for the final rush hour"

  • @EazyE163 yes rush hour 4 will come out soon

  • @tnaownscena when when when imma kill to see that funny ass movie

  • @Heartsteller they say in 2012 and it might be set in moscow but as of right now it is in production

  • brother u ok? cool??? xD

  • "Are you deaf?" "No, You is blind." "I'm not blind. You blind." XD

  • @JoshuaParkWM do you know if Rush Hour 4 will come out ?

  • who r u..??? im u...!!! hahahaha

  • WUS DAT MEAN THYROID?!

  • @1005ushini What the **** do you mean and what language do you speak??

    "WUS DAT MEAN THYROID" Im sick of those who write that

  • @bullemedsas do you have hearing issues? or do you have some kind of problem with way chris tucker prefers to annunciate "what's that mean, thyroid?" ?!?! 1:04. mr cunty mccunterson in here all up in my shit...

  • @1005ushini Haha its rush hour; IT WAS A JOKE :P XD

  • i dont know with what the hell you feeding him but he is too damn big !

    ! Chris Tucker is an awesome actor

  • I just picked up two girls who wanna play hide the little asian policeman LMFAO Chris Tucker is awsome !!!!

  • the fat one yours hahaha

  • @ 5:27 ..."He is Mi & Im Yu" scenes, It will be funnier if that BIG ASIAN MAN named is Him XD

  • IMMA KICK DAH PUBERTY OUTTA EVERYONE WHO DISLIKES THIS VIDEO!!!

  • "Lee I got a big problem man, this boys on steroids he got a head like Berry Bonds"-Chris Tucker FTW

  • @limewireb I FUCKING LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD AT THAT PART TO!! XDDD!!

  • @Rhymesaurushilmi lol ikno the 1st time i watched the movie i heard that part and i fell of my couch laughing

  • the start is good :D

  • funny scenes? you might aswell put up the whole movie lol :D

  • there should be more chris tucker movies(: hes too funny<3

  • You can tell that Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan are good friends!

  • it depends. You girls like Chinese?

  • Lmfaoo... Cater LOVES sexy girls lmfao ! I gotta love him XD

  • whats your name

    you

  • Carter: I don't know what you feed him but he is too damn big!

  • @igjurgh shit, that's cushion man!!