Flying Parasailing Donkey ! ★DSTWD★ ( David Spates )

[4blupony4]

That's GRRR, If got my hands in those dumbasses I'd KILL THEM

[MrPetersonic100]

the voice is f****ked up LOL XD

[lozza1777]

FUNNY

[kjsunseeker]

I can't understand why everyone just sat there topping up there tan and done nothing to stop that happening.

[Gpup4Lifez]

@kjsunseeker its fucking russia

[ThingThing223]

black raywilliamjohnson

[MoniXAkat]

That is just sad. Those people are stupid to do that to an animal. :(

Great video David!

[dekota94]

ha lol thats funny as hell that makes me want to go parasiling.

[Dumyet]

So wrong and so cruel, that you manage to show this same clip 5 times in yr vid!!....Cheap, very cheap!!

[dappy071]

That's some crazy mother fudgin ship!! That's animal cruelty big time!!

[TheChafrica]

thats harsh u bunch of retards

[elreydetam1]

fuck you  fuck you lol

[SeaRitual]

The donkey died in January of a heart attack caused by the stress this 'stunt' provoked.

Very funny, right?

[Devriesdiversen]

stupid russians

[Hans021220]

Why afre you making a comedy of this?This is animal cruely of the worst!This is not fun!

[MoniXAkat]

@Hans021220 calm down o_o

[troopex]

So donkey from Shrek is real!!

[prettyinpinkXDXD]

Cruelest thing in the world.

[serie56DR]

yes animal cruelty... but why is the guy in the video screaming? that was odd too

[Greig1424]

i nearly pissed myself at that

[damiangjy]

In Soviet Russia, Donkey flies you!

[ETFluva9309]

Funny shit!!!

[juliealyvia]

do you think it might need therapy? mabye some medication? give it some grain and put it back in captivity against it's will and use it to pack 200 or 300 lbs of shit across a mountian range against its will. or force it to play basket ball. but in the name of all that is all humain don't let them send it parasailing against its will.

[juliealyvia]

Donkey is fine?...yes any injuries? .....no adrenalin rush?....yes perminent mental sufferring?....no. forced against its will?....yes if this was a circus act it would be fine though right. is it cruelty to force a dog to ride in a car against its will? is it wrong to make your dog sit it it doesn't want to? your all jackasses it's just a donkey.

[DjMaxi005]

If dogs can scubadiving, why donkeys can't parasailing? Think about that :-)

[Starfishrider]

they deserve a donkey kick in their ass :D

[XxT4PxxOUTxX]

8====D (face)

[bigefresh513]

hail yea this is animal cruelty

[fkdskfdsjksdjkf]

FLY FLY AWAY DONKEY =3 

[LuziannaLovely81]

This is FA SHO animal cruelty!! I can't think of a justifiable punishment for what them stupid mother fudgers did, but 2 years in jail is just a slap on the wrist!!! I've heard of people getting worse than that for petty theft!!!!

[sandmasterflex]

1 i think its cruielty

2. punishiment= raped by the donkey thats what icall poetic justice

[BulkandSkull]

OK. I thought this might be funny, but it only takes this asshole less than thirty seconds to start with the shoutouts. Don't like stereotypes? Try not being one.

[bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5]

0:52 best part

i Love the Sreaming

1:49

[MrDavo713]

yeh dats fudged up =/, that donkey was scared as hail look at it kickin XD

but yeah thats animal cruelty but its so funni ill letum off with a smack

[CoolShazza09]

lol dude u make it funnny when its not meant to be

[CoolShazza09]

@Ovihockey12 "The donkey landed in an atrocious manner: it was dragged several meters along the water, after which the animal was pulled out half-alive onto the shore."

[rescue3610]

it is but that stuff is funny

[XxSircheezyxX]

umm is anybody else woundering about the glove in his hand?

[Hans021220]

@XxSircheezyxX I do.

[JackyLum]

@XxSircheezyxX that glove cover his mothoer fudgen mic XD and that mother fudgin donkey is on the rescue, not animal torture, mother fudgin ship LOL

[Ovihockey12]

i wonder where the donkey landed ( in the water??)

[randomguy5990]

@Ovihockey12 he did

[thebossmanj]

@Ovihockey12 the vid tells you it lands in the water

[ChocolatePotato00]

I GET IT!!!! Horsefly & DonkeyFly

[JugglingBlog]

I'm still rollin' on the floor and laughing. But of course doing that is ship. These guys are just anusholes ;)

[26musiclover]

After figuring out what happened i was very shocked!! I kinda laughed a little but it was your fault because of that hilarious commentary! :)

[XZzer0X]

what's this?!?!?! a nigger version of ray william jhonson? too damn bad

[warlockdemon18]

@XZzer0X someone should tie you to a parsail, and pray you get sucked into a jet engine, racist bastard

[nightjj]

I wanna use that scream for my vid, but I don't know what to look for.

[Romeosuper84]

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

[ibinroundyoblock]

yea, they should suck big bob's dick

[mojotwister420]

Strap them to a parasail....drag them about 30 miles off shore then cut the line and get the mother fudgen boat out of there.

[CarAmeL624]

ohhh man....is that the donkey screaming!!? :| i thought it was the guy videotaping it LOL

[girlingreensocks]

that was mean even though it is a little funny in a messed up way

[KidAnimeDark]

that's fudged up the donkey sounded like a person voice

[ThumbsUpMike]

thats so fucked up:/ those people deserve to be taken up to space in a rocketship and then thrown the fuck out in space and die

[MSSophia90210]

"Shrek!, hey look i can fly!!" XD

[BroadwayPirate1106]

THAT POOR DONKEY D:

[eyadvi]

Hey I thought the donkey was flying in russia . . .but now there are two donkeys one in this video

[StickanOfSweden]

wow you are unfunny.

[mythbusterv]

...

[dyach86]

The niger should go next!!!!!!!!!!!

[RustyRustler]

Why in the hell is he holding a black glove up for the entire segment?

[TheGreatestLady1]

@RustyRustler: I was wondering the same shit!!!!

[ArchitecturalZone717]

I think this is animal crualty (but it was funny) and I think they should...you know...maybe I shouldn't tell you...

[defender106]

Definately animal cruelty in my book.

as for the punishment... slow burning acid to the genitals. whilst parasailing. blindfolded.

[adrianosings]

im sorry your commentary over this is so unfunny i have to let you know...please stop and find something you're actually good at other than putting crappy audio editing to the same clip and censoring yourself like an eight year old....

Just to be clear....not funny

[GowerWaterSports]

Very sad...

[paulowns4ll]

blind fold them and hook them up and say were at a rock climbing wall or something them make them fly on a pairasail

[azhamat]

we hate you. you will never make it big time

[puppykitty96]

OMG! That is like so Freakin Mean! They should like Kill those ppl.

[kosspb2]

LOL)))))))

[bb1oo2bb3bb4yy5]

Fucking funny, when its Re-Edited!!!

[1donkey]

UngabungabingabungabingabungaB­UNGAAAA!!!!  WhatdIsay? WhatIdIsay?

[shoegooguru]

assholes

[phillydevilboy92]

why dnt we make them parasail and see how the donkey felt but not for 30 minutes

[Salger12]

Poor donkey

[rammstauffenberg]

nirbija, surely you are being intentionaly provactive in your response and that is not your true viewpoint. I can't believe you would actually be thinking on Kohlberg's preconventional level unless you are 10 years old. Anyway, the stunt was abhorrent, cruel and yet another example of failed education systems in other countries.

[amitk19]

Nice presentation, it was more funnier than the video!

[666yare666]

HIJOS DE PUTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[nirbija]

Ha ha!

After reminiscing later on, no doubt the donkey will have something to bray/brag about to other donkeys.

The best part is the usual overreaction from the so-called 'animal rights' people (perverts really) who like to 'mate' with the animals

The worse part is that the flight was overdone; it was way too long.

As for the so-called 'businessman', he should be fined for overdoing the stunt

2 years in jail for this stunt is silly.

Giving animal rights people the 2 years in jail is better

[Trioptic3D]

Funny as sh!t! I think that was cool. As punishment I think they should make the humans go parasailing and make the donkey go back to carrying heavy crap on it's back or pulling a plow! Smh come on people. The donkey may have been scared or may have enjoyed it. How do you know? It beats a farmer snapping a whip on your ass all day! The Russians sent a monkey or a dog into space but the can't send a donkey on a trill ride? Where they do that at?!

[MrDanielkonder]

super stupid!!!!! F#ck new mother f#cker russian consumers!!!!

[ddggttff3]

yes, but not the worst in the world. I mean, cock fights in Mexico is worse, but still. I think the 2 years in jails a little much, mabie 1/2 a year at most, and a hundred hours of community service?

[KasinH]

Sick people. The only way that animal could land would be with broken legs or drowning. I usually enjoy your vids. NOT this one.

[Yefatbastard]

@KasinH And yet.. It landed with out drowning or breaking anything... Guess there was a third option..

[thinknow1]

lol freakin hilarious

[mistahmick]

You know all that donkey is thinkin is "Oh ship! Oh ship! Oh ship! FUDGE NO! Awww ship."

[TheGreenPlague]

poor donkey. It would have been funnier if you put in eddie murpheys voice screaming instead of whatever one you had.

[TubbyTubbsTubbs]

Shrek clearly didn't like Donkey very much. Cruel bastard

[MrKirkenstein]

this was i the news a week or so back - the people were charged with animal cruelty.

[patteel]

They should spend the next year cleaning stables.

[ahyeahfuckyeah]

it just sickens me how cruel people can be to animals.. does any else realize how terrible his is? it made me cry how ignorant people are about animal cruelty, and how they see this as funny. i hope the people who did this rot in their jail cell.

[PAfinest547]

animal abuse?

[tisha2323]

where can i get a shirt like that???

[pscoelho]

it was a mule

[hristijank2]

the punishment shoild be the same thing like to the donkey did but after the ppl get up in the air the parachute comes off

and he falls like a bomb in the water and let him swim all way back if he wanna live xD

[spiketamara2007]

whats with the black glove you were holding?

[ttrop]

humans are animals and we like so i dun think it really hurts

[GhostRideTheWhip2010]

yo if God wanted the mutha fudgen donkey to fly, the mutha fudger would have mutha fudgen wingz....

[jab0805]

I want to do that! Damp donkeys get all the fun! OK, yes animal cruelty but I don't think it warrants anything more severe than making the guys para-sail naked with the connectors connected to their what knots.

[JosephJordan100]

I laughed and peed a little. VERY FUNNY.

[overlord125]

im sorry but that was jus too funny. But yea that was animal cruelty

[mishielai]

animal cruelty man.. after laughing i started to feel bad for the donkey :<

[Dienamickz]

Wait who the fuck was shouting the donkey Lol

:S?

[freak1east]

Sounds like shrek himself screaming

[cguevara4465]

yes thats animal curlity punishment......SUCK DOnkey DICK bicth

[music4lifebaby]

Haha the guy filming needs to shut the hell up...I mean ok we know, theres a donkey flying, and omg the poor thing is probably scared, but do you REALLY need to scream like that? Really..do you? Gosh he was screaming like he was the one getting dragged into the sky....Poor donkey

[music4lifebaby]

@music4lifebaby Oh and yes...this is definitely animal cruelty. No matter how you look at it, theres no way to argue other wise....What those people did endangered the animals life. Poor thing :-(

[woofdawgg69]

why are you always holding something

[Pivotman99]

@woofdawgg69 cuz he doesnt give a ship.

[skollllllllllll]

yes.....

[chainsaw2010]

YES give them 2year for that Ship!!!.

[paulbaby2]

your so much better then RWJ you deserve all of his subscribers

[sugdavid]

shit crazy they should get launched into the sea

[jarnoshadow]

I hope they will find those stupid people who did this, stupid nerd bastards!!

[elcaminodave1]

get over it it a animal

they have no souls 99% of humans dont either still i say so what its a miricale donkies can fly come on get whith the timess

[music4lifebaby]

@elcaminodave1 Its not a question about the animal having a soul. Its just the basic fact that doing something like this is cruel. Its no miracle that the donkey was flying because people were MAKING it fly. Its only a miracle if it happens miraculously, meaning its flying on its own, without the help of a para shoot, or people.

[skeebert]

@music4lifebaby hate to spoil the pop and chip party, but miracles don't exist, BUD.

[music4lifebaby]

@skeebert Haha i dont believe i said they do...BUD!

[skeebert]

@music4lifebaby lol i know, im just miserable.

[shaggytimepoop]

yes and the punishment will be death! death! death! ah ha ha ha moha ha ha ha

HA HA Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ellonysman]

Poor thing, probably pooped all over tourists on the beach. No, that WAS NOT a seagull dropping.

[kooshuns]

what the crap?!?!?! poor donkey...

[Michael117american]

LMFAO Im shocked it wasnt dropping shit bombs up there!!!

[boondocks44]

thats actually pretty funny... and whats with the glove?

[SouthernBlog]

I kinda feel sorry for the donkey, I doubt he gave his consent or volunteered for this, so this is animal cruelty. I also discussed this in my audio blog.

[DjMixMasterTheKid]

"whatcha mean I'm not gonna do any swimming-whoaa!"

I was rofl at that part

[JudgeLollie]

haah was that the guy kicking the ship out of the fox? lol

[minfuji]

Americans shoot monkeys and mice to outer space..... What the fudge about that ship

[gchata]

i asked my mom if i could trade the saturn in for an audi. she said, "when donkeys fly." well, i guess i'm getting an audi!

[AlexDaDojoDude]

It's cruel but no worse then sending monkeys too space or sticking Shamoo in a mutha fudgin water tank. I personally don't give a shit, I just wish holier then thou mutha fudgers would be consistent with their judgements. Anyone who eats steak from the grocery store can't say ship.

[nistr7]

That is just terrible. The poor donkey must have been scared shipless.

[malador1952]

Yes, I believe it was animal cruelty and I think if they find the people who hooked him up and turned him loose in that thing, they should be punished. If the donkey was vengeful I suppose a good punishment would be to let him kick all of them until he got tired then let him rest and kick them some more.

[vardoegers]

I dunno if it's cruelty since it something humans do routinely all the time. If the donkey got hurt, broke a leg or two, drowned that fits the definition of cruel. It means they didn't take enough precaution to ensure the life of animal, in this instance it seems they did. It's like a circus act.

[juxtapos99]

1:56 poor jackanus. look at him. all pathetic and scared. yes, that's cruel! the punishment: 50 donkey bites.

[wiillll]

donkey parasail = funniest thing ever.

[iJustunna]

! I would tap dat fly ass !

[maintem]

only a jackass would parasail

[populationcontroller]

The only cruelty here is having to listen to your stupid jackaks commentary about a hilarious donkey video. MST3000 hosts/commentator you are never going to be, ya feel me dawg?!

[brucelee7525]

did they ever hear of special effects or anything like that for their advertisment

[WeirdyIsHere]

I was laughing at the guy screaming in the background :D

[HLGCapnCrunch]

animal crulity :yes , they should let the donkey parasail them across the bremuta triangle

[ang69isobsolete]

Poor donkey. I almost cried. D:

[angela8976]

lolll theres a man that made his weiner dog scuba dive! now thats messed up

[computernlyrics]

lol you hold random things in every video

[awsamo2000]

your voice reminds me of donkey from shrek

[ExiledLemon]

@awsamo2000 nah type mrchicity into the search bar. I swore he was eddie murphy when i first heard him :D

[misterCLASSACT]

animal cruilty. 6 months jail 400 hrs of zoo work or animal work

[MillyDeex]

so thats where shrek left donkey..

[155DJJ]

man FUCK THIS!!!!!

Poor animal....NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!

[chadorymaster]

hell yea this is animal cruelty those mother fukers need to go to helll i wanna execute all of those mother fukers if i was there i would of shot those motherfukers

[HipHopRymer]

yes

[Rilltin]

25 to life

[MrDigitalRob]

Im as normaly as the next guy, im not some tree huggin animal loving bee santuary....but that is just wrong.

[mikemikeyf]

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That donkey has some serious HOPS !

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[dan4474]

the people do not deserve a punishment cuz it made me laugh as well as millions of other people around the world laugh.

and a 2 year jail time? wtf is up with that...? people ITS JUST A FUCKING DONKEY...

[Intheend4556]

who the HELL is shouting in the video o.0

[Kijo98]

dave i sent half my friends list messages telling them to sub u and watch ur videos.....

[geremymac]

who givz a fcuk wat u tink

[Setheralth]

@geremymac Aparently alot of people.

[melinatouristpress]

Can't believe people do this to animals. SHAME ON YOU REALLY!!!! Punishment? Hope they die with the worse possible WAY!!!! SO YOU LEARN WHAT CRUELTY MEANS WHEN it come TO YOU!!!!

[Kijo98]

@melinatouristpress so im guessing you are a veagan

[melinatouristpress]

@Kijo98 yes I am.

[Kijo98]

@melinatouristpress fun

[Pineappletrain93]

hell ya put those ppl in the air or feed them 2 the donkeys lol jk

[SaeTemaki]

Aww that poor donkey! Their punishment should be what the donkey did. But then someone should shoot the parashute. >:[

[PI3DUNCHIK]

ну и что тут такого, я свою кошку с балкона на самодельном парашюте спускал)) ей понравилось)))

[tommymorales14]

i dont the donkey did not get hurt ppl do mess up ship to things all the time like tape on cats feet or give penutbutter to a dog to make it look like it talks its just good fun and puting cloths on pets how do you know that they do or do not like it or changing there hair color it messes with there minds

[falloutboyfan9812]

That's so horrible! I'm surprised that the donkey didn't have any injuries, I mean, it flew up like no other mother fudgers.

[susieboo74]

This is bad! poor donkey! is that scream the donkey? as punishment fly dem byatches by their bollocks!

[just1SantanaMan]

Dave do you have a bucket of random objects that you just reach into before you go over a video.

[marc000027]

what a bunch of jackasses.

but seriously it's definitely cruel

[CoolFDExploded]

@marc000027 YEA if you saw my comments before i was freaking out...

[filterizvr]

хм. честно говоря, нихера не понял, о чём речь. =)