I regretted not getting this game back then. I saw it on clearance at a store, and the only reason I didn't get it was because I wasn't old enuf at the time (I was 16) and the clerk wouldn't sell it, and I found Doom for the 3DO instead.
Always regretted not getting this, as well. And always heard how terrible a game it was. Holy shit, it really is worse than they say (and they said it was fucking bad.)
I honestly think a high school class could make a better interactive movie game.
Well mr. narrator maybe if you hadn't have scolded me for giving her the job, AND told that the boss was a jerk, and basically flat out told me to make him a pervert, then MAYBE this wouldn't be happening...
In all 3 options I tried I got scolded. The game is basically saying f*ck you. Which normally I'd enjoy but it doesn't work when they start the game off pissing me off, then it just pisses me off more.
Oh, so I have to be 18 or older to make the right choice? I tried the two others and they both ended badly, in the one where she gets the job I was specifically told that I was supposed to make this choice. So f*ck whoever made that rating decision, and f*ck the guy who said I have to be 18...
Shit, one of the options is censored... @Hormone1994 Can you re-upload it under a fake account (so there's no danger of getting your real account deleted)???
Obviously they shot all the images and made all the crappy scenes using whatever images they could find on the internet at the time (Panda Head) and what ever was left in the budget after paying the actors they paid some amateur Asian programmers pocket change to get this on the 3DO. As a programmer I would refuse to have my name put on this shit especially if its gonna be in fucking Microsoft paint!
The way the guy pauses and says "Take your clothes off Jane", the dramatic music and Jane's expression had me on the floor laughing when I saw AVGN do this.
The game itself, the same game that was made so that, in order to advance in the story, the boss becomes a pervert, is calling the player a perverted monster? W.......T.......H?!
Dear Youtube, I play this version of the game because I am too poor to actually buy a 3DO and this game. So let me make more than one fucking decision without violating the terms of service!!!!!!!!!!
I remember I saw the avgn review of this very very late at night in a dark room by myself and it was fucking creepy. I dunno. something about the music, the voice acting and the slideshow of pictures just scared me.
THIS GAME IS EVEN WORSE THAN ET FOR THE ATARI 2600! IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING GAME! IT'S NOT A FUCKING MOVIE EITHER! WAS THIS SHIT MADE BY A 3 YEAR OLD KID? NO, EVEN A 3 YEAR OLD KID CAN CREATE A BETTER GAME THAN THIS COWWAFUCKINPIECEOFDOGSHIT!
I'll give you 5/5 just because of having the courage to play this piece of shit.
how's her talking about the fact when she was young she was lost in the park and bitching around have to do with taking her clothes off? this games retarded. AVGN is completely right like he always is
hey what happened to the second option? I don't want her to walk away.. and why is she walking away with her top off? ... lol she actually has her top off in both options :x
@MrPoporing95 Most of the people who aren't 18 yet were born around the time Plumbers Don't Wear Ties came out. They'd be about 16 now. The game came out in 1994.
Nope, its all about this. Life is about making mistakes. We learn from our mistakes, and need them to survive and grow as a human being. Why...EVERY woman who has gotten a good career has got naked for someone, negotiated prices to prostitute themselves, and make an easy 6 million dollars.You OBVIOUSLY don't understand how relationships begin or the hardships successful women go through.The moral is that the average man "plumber" who has a TRUE heart,doesn't wear a tie.Best game ever.
why must you pick this choice?
hoBOshow123 1 day ago
I remember getting stuck on this part as a kid: I wasn't 18 or over, so I wasn't allowed to progress in the game.
911Hartattack 2 days ago
IT SAYS 17 ON THE BOX!!! But for this one scene, you gotta be 18...
ReesesChannel 1 week ago
0:28 Oh my lord (facepalm)
LiamCatterson 1 week ago
guys go see angry video game nerd (avgn) - plumbers dont wear ties review its funny as hell
pokemom1990 3 weeks ago
i love the narrator
2zporygon 1 month ago
time?
ScienceGuy12345678 1 month ago
I hate that fucking Narrator...
Ricxz1992 1 month ago
Could you at least re-upload the second decision?
TomTornados 1 month ago
She'll do anything to get the job??? I'll choose that choice.
UTUBE TROLLFACE : Sorry dude, I already fapped to this :/
kdreamland 1 month ago
8 people kept their clothes on. Dick teases.
kdreamland 1 month ago
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART BOSS!
Gligar13Vids 1 month ago
the Box Says 17 and under LOL look in the AVGN video!
s7ysn1per 1 month ago
Aww shit...
iKillZombies4fun115 1 month ago
wow this game is so bad i think its fake. its impossible for a game to be this bad.
FateMan22 2 months ago
their the ones that get head-i mean ahead
xaqua93x 2 months ago
This video is most popular with:
Male 13-17
Male 25-34
Male 18-24
LOL You sick teenagers.
NintendoFreak29 2 months ago
Press 5 for the good part
MiguelSaavedraQuijon 2 months ago
TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFF!!!!!
latinoalex5 2 months ago 4
How my sick curiosity got me into this? BULLSHIT!!! THIS IS THE ONLY 1 OF THE 33 FRICKING VIDEOS THAT DOESN'T FUCKING END THE GAME!!!!
andrewstartrekmario 3 months ago 3
@andrewstartrekmario just what I was thinking.
kdreamland 1 month ago
Man, how created this game and why?
RetroStacja 3 months ago
I regretted not getting this game back then. I saw it on clearance at a store, and the only reason I didn't get it was because I wasn't old enuf at the time (I was 16) and the clerk wouldn't sell it, and I found Doom for the 3DO instead.
Always regretted not getting this, as well. And always heard how terrible a game it was. Holy shit, it really is worse than they say (and they said it was fucking bad.)
I honestly think a high school class could make a better interactive movie game.
Draknfyre 4 months ago 2
I disgusting perverted monster. Note the disgusting. Also, fuck you old man who has a shitty cop hat on, i'ma fap to this.
Mariomon12345 4 months ago
"Note: you must be 18 or over to take a look at this decision."
You gotta be 18?? ...On the box, it says you have to be 17 to play! But for this one scene, YOU GOTTA BE 18!
tbone2004 4 months ago 6
@tbone2004 avgn
SundayessTV 3 months ago
@SundayessTV So what of it? His review is so quotable...
tbone2004 3 months ago
@tbone2004 i know
SundayessTV 3 months ago
@tbone2004 Probably it meant you must be ABOVE 17, NOT 17 and above.
SBS9067A 2 months ago
The more interesting choice was removed :(
mrwaco29 4 months ago 8
Funny thing is that, assuming the number on the uploader's username is his birth year, he was 14 when he posted it.
jackmcslay 4 months ago
Well mr. narrator maybe if you hadn't have scolded me for giving her the job, AND told that the boss was a jerk, and basically flat out told me to make him a pervert, then MAYBE this wouldn't be happening...
robertsfunny1995 4 months ago 2
In all 3 options I tried I got scolded. The game is basically saying f*ck you. Which normally I'd enjoy but it doesn't work when they start the game off pissing me off, then it just pisses me off more.
robertsfunny1995 4 months ago 3
Oh, so I have to be 18 or older to make the right choice? I tried the two others and they both ended badly, in the one where she gets the job I was specifically told that I was supposed to make this choice. So f*ck whoever made that rating decision, and f*ck the guy who said I have to be 18...
robertsfunny1995 4 months ago 4
Shit, one of the options is censored... @Hormone1994 Can you re-upload it under a fake account (so there's no danger of getting your real account deleted)???
thecameraguy12345678 5 months ago 2
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thecameraguy12345678 5 months ago
The ones who get head I mean get ahead.
97Grimsta 5 months ago
go to 32 seconds, turn transcribe audio off, and laugh away
doeswhathelikes 5 months ago
@doeswhathelikes on not off sorry
doeswhathelikes 5 months ago
is it "Get head" or "Give head"?
Jeremyslick 5 months ago
@Jeremyslick has to be get head so that "get ahead" is what he is really saying
doeswhathelikes 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
On the box it says 17 but for this one part... you gotta be 18 -AVGN xD
mcwooley 5 months ago
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mcwooley 5 months ago
Eight people are the ones who get head... I mean get a-head.
antster1983 5 months ago 4
"Read my lips."
*Makes kissy face*
WAIT... WHAT THE FUCK?!
LikeaBoss951 5 months ago 2
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!!!
superdoctorluigi 6 months ago 4
lol inception music
Jayday12345678910 6 months ago
get head i mean get ahead
linebro 6 months ago 4
so the only correct one is the one that's perverted? is the game TRYING to PROMOTE perverted people!?
MrLOL9999 6 months ago
THE SECOND DECISSION HAS BEEN FUCKING BLOCKED!!
Proclifo 6 months ago 40
@Proclifo It tells you to go back to this video anyway and chose the first one.
duderme 5 months ago
@duderme That's not the point! I wanted to see Jane naked!
Proclifo 5 months ago
@Proclifo NO!! I wanted to see the upside down chicken.
Batben01 3 months ago
@Proclifo if u go to avgn's reviw you can see the second decision
sveerzvsqubeez 2 weeks ago
Jeopardy music, what the fuck?
p00pynuggeteer 6 months ago
just for anyone who dosnt know.when he says "get head"he mean blowjob
kira1death 6 months ago
WTF
heidilummus1 6 months ago
I love how not only the box says 17 and it says you have to be 18 but you actually HAVE to do this decision to win the game
Eyedol829 6 months ago
Obviously they shot all the images and made all the crappy scenes using whatever images they could find on the internet at the time (Panda Head) and what ever was left in the budget after paying the actors they paid some amateur Asian programmers pocket change to get this on the 3DO. As a programmer I would refuse to have my name put on this shit especially if its gonna be in fucking Microsoft paint!
xemption 7 months ago
I wanted to see the upside down chicken head..
pani1205 7 months ago
*Note: you must be 18 or over to take a look at this decision*
We're not your dogs to tell us what to do, you faggot! >=(
Andr286 7 months ago
"TAKE YOU DAN KLOSLOV!"
ooohnanana 7 months ago
AVGN is the one who brought me here to this epic moment!
fuckballs109 7 months ago
what is with the crazy filters?
00eerr11kkk 7 months ago
This game is more like an April Fools joke, this game was all about deceit
Andr286 7 months ago
This game is unholy.
torerik1234 7 months ago
The kind of perverted monster who wants to see Jane take her damn clothes off!
galti111 7 months ago
The way the guy pauses and says "Take your clothes off Jane", the dramatic music and Jane's expression had me on the floor laughing when I saw AVGN do this.
TheLegacyofHitchcock 7 months ago
D8 <(WHAT KIND OF FUCKED-UP GAME IS THIS?!)
-AVGN
SuperMarkerComicBro 7 months ago 6
The game itself, the same game that was made so that, in order to advance in the story, the boss becomes a pervert, is calling the player a perverted monster? W.......T.......H?!
Swampert384 8 months ago
Such a bad pun. REMOVE YOUR CLOTHING PLEASE
Latetothepartyreview 8 months ago
Thumbs up if you're not 18
Chinelin 8 months ago 244
@Chinelin - Tragically, I am exactly 18.
But believe me, I'd still watch this thing even if I was 12 lol
Fatcatnevercameback 5 months ago
@Chinelin
I'm 20, but I will thumbs up anyway
TerminusPro 5 months ago
@Chinelin Wow, um pooper brasileiro nos Top Comments... Vc assiste o AVGN???
thecameraguy12345678 5 months ago
@Chinelin I'm 19! Haw haw! I thumbs upped your comment too!
January 16, 2012 7:31 pm
whattheheck1000 2 weeks ago
@Chinelin
Ironic, considering the game was actually a 17....
RainbowChinJRS 1 week ago
So,basically, in order to advance ANYWHERE in the game, you have to not only be 18, but also a pervert
SuperMarkerComicBro 8 months ago 5
i can't see the other choice :(
allav866 8 months ago
0:55 either take your goddman clothes off or get the hell out of the room sheesh .
sonofdark18 8 months ago
It's those people who do that little extra thing...THEY'RE THE ONES WHO GET HEAD,i mean get ahead.LMAO,FAIL.
MrPornwatch 8 months ago
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MrPornwatch 8 months ago
What the hell does being lost in the park as a kid have to do with ANYTHING?!
weofparadigm 8 months ago 4
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
chris3116 9 months ago
AVGN's reaction on the "she'll do anything to get the job", priceless!
ohohothisrocks 9 months ago
YOU CAN'T CHOOSE THE SECOND OPTION!
trki319 9 months ago
@trki319 unfortunately it's banned now because it turns into a sort of pornographic scene, you should check AVGN's review on this
ohohothisrocks 9 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! one of the choices was removed from youtube! so technically theres only one choice!
MajorX9999 9 months ago
You can already see 20% of her breasts in that top anyway. Is she really that surprised that he asked her to strip?
APocketOfTime 9 months ago 6
Oh what a bad joke
MrNinjataco777 9 months ago
Dear Youtube, I play this version of the game because I am too poor to actually buy a 3DO and this game. So let me make more than one fucking decision without violating the terms of service!!!!!!!!!!
BailenbergMedia 9 months ago
Also 8 people aren't 18 years or older
mdoherty9188 9 months ago
Take yer Dan Klotzov!
mdoherty9188 9 months ago
I remember I saw the avgn review of this very very late at night in a dark room by myself and it was fucking creepy. I dunno. something about the music, the voice acting and the slideshow of pictures just scared me.
xFIRERUSHx 10 months ago
@xFIRERUSHx
your not the only one ^_^
i didnt think it was scary but it was a bit creepy cause of this music and the sudden OMG CHICKEN MASK WTF?!?!?! O.o
Bowserslave 9 months ago
FUCK THE POLICE
FuckThePolice187 10 months ago
i hate youtube terms of service now
omuletulnou 10 months ago
NOOOO YOUTUBE DELETED THE GOOD SCENE D:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
CrazyInfernape 10 months ago
Why does the decision narrator sound like an illegal alien?
HaloSpartanG13 10 months ago
video with tits = removed fuuuuuuuuu-
BrandenSuperstar 10 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Read my lips '3'
Djstudiosgold 10 months ago
She gets the job that leads game over: They say "It's all your fault!"
She doesn't get the job that leads game over: They say "It's all your fault"
Boss into a pervert that leads to the win: They say "How perverted monster you are!"
This game insults you much. xD
FuckOff3211 10 months ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
reaperman2010 10 months ago
Don't bother picking "she'll do anything to get the job". Pussy youtube removed it. FAIL!!!
ghostbuster20202 10 months ago 7
Thumbs up if you're not whistling dixie, Jane.
theamazingempiricist 10 months ago
xD "they're the ones who give head, I mean get ahead"
Jeremyslick 10 months ago 2
MAKE YOUR DAMN COLE SLAW
grantrithor 10 months ago 53
This is the best game in the entire FUCKING world!!!!! now take you're damn clothes off
MrCommonSense1000 10 months ago
@MrCommonSense1000 *this is the worst game in the world
fgeo97 10 months ago
you played this game the whole way through?i am SO sorry
gogetyourverb 10 months ago
"Those are the ones that get head......I mean get ahead" LOL
dydx09 10 months ago
aw. the good choice was removed
drakoon476 10 months ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
AxeInfection 10 months ago 5
wooo I'm the 300 thumb up guy from Mrpopring's comment!!!
WHY AM I CHEERING???
SNESosT 10 months ago
Seems the messed up choice has been removed
Symos 10 months ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF BITCH Kappa
lambiase1 11 months ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
what a piece of shit game
Serbianmate45 1 year ago
press 6 ! HOLY SHIT !
heisenfeis 1 year ago
What a shitload of fuck!
KimPatrickKeber2 1 year ago
fuck youtube for taking down "she'll do anything to get a job"
SandstonRedneck2 1 year ago 8
this game is lame. You get an up vote for playing it so I don't have to.
thegameulost 1 year ago
Why do I suddenly want to shove a brick (of C4, a la Man On Fire) up the ass of whoever flagged the "she'll do anything" option?
thegameulost 1 year ago 2
of course this is the most viewed part of the show.......
SuperRockgod666 1 year ago 5
"They're the ones who get head...I mean get ahead"
Guysim1992 1 year ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
"Read my lips."
.... How?
4AMsunshine 1 year ago
WTF IS THIS?
wikiporno 1 year ago
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
maikou666 1 year ago 8
Really can someone upload the "she'll do anything for a job" part on another site.
wishkotomi 1 year ago
wow she was so mortified... lol
kR0B45 1 year ago
18? But the box says 17!?
Gmod1001 1 year ago 3
get head... er i mean get ahead.
UltraNeuf 1 year ago
Worst.....game.....evar.....
CharmieKid 1 year ago
WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP GAME IS THIS ?
buggee1997 1 year ago 5
"Take your clothes off, Jane"
Oh Shit!
SuicideCamel 1 year ago 4
aaaaaah! stop scolding me for things you made me do you stupid game!
MyWilliam1996 1 year ago 8
THIS IS THE ONLY DECISION THAT MAKES ME ACTUALLY GO SOMEWHERE
PERVERTED MONSTER MY ASS
hado123 1 year ago 6
"Now see how the fact that the other two choices lead nowhere led Jane into this mess?!"
ZoombiniChan 1 year ago
Most epic line in this "game".
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
RSCNyx 1 year ago 8
wtf after you choose the do anything to get the job it will say vid has been removed
Animationdude123 1 year ago
"Take your clothes off Jane"
*DUN DUN*
"oh shit"
electroenzo 1 year ago 5
Ahaha... Why am I still "playing" this?
GGames2009 1 year ago
WHAT...THE...FUCK?!
THIS GAME IS EVEN WORSE THAN ET FOR THE ATARI 2600! IT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING GAME! IT'S NOT A FUCKING MOVIE EITHER! WAS THIS SHIT MADE BY A 3 YEAR OLD KID? NO, EVEN A 3 YEAR OLD KID CAN CREATE A BETTER GAME THAN THIS COWWAFUCKINPIECEOFDOGSHIT!
I'll give you 5/5 just because of having the courage to play this piece of shit.
xBlackxZerox 1 year ago
1:18 well sorry the other two choices made me lose
wiiguy145 1 year ago
"Read my lips" *Puckers mouth*
lol.
hoodmatix 1 year ago 34
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF
ElBarto3131 1 year ago 4
@ElBarto3131 Wonder if saying it like that has ever worked on a girl...
Gasoline85 1 year ago
Wait a sec, the other two are failz, and this is the only way onward, and on the box it says 17+ this is 18+ WTF? If you are 17, lawlz happens.
On the other side, its not like an DNA scanner pops out and scans you :p
nottinylil 1 year ago
It's those people who do that little extra thing. They're the ones who get head..I mean get ahead.
Doommaster1994 1 year ago
Thresher: Take your clothes off, Jane.
AVGN: Oh, Shit!
Thesher: It's those people who do that little extra thing. They're the ones that get head- I mean get ahead.
AVGN: Oh, what a bad joke.
Thesher: TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!
AVGN: What a pervert! And what's with all the filters?
JujuBean1967 1 year ago 4
TAKE YO DAMN CLOTHES OFF!!! :P
psychomantis108 1 year ago
THIS GAME CONTAINS A FUCKEN CHICKEN MASK!
jason24568 1 year ago
terrible jokes...aw fuck...
kidal3x97 1 year ago
this game is BARELY worth 1 cent. and that 1 cent would just be used to jerk off in this scene lol
bigbrown4114493 1 year ago
I like that he gets really angry when she starts telling that boring and irrelevant story
richardtheconquerer 1 year ago
chicked mask guy took the second decision down XD
psychomantis108 1 year ago
how's her talking about the fact when she was young she was lost in the park and bitching around have to do with taking her clothes off? this games retarded. AVGN is completely right like he always is
woo1693 1 year ago 2
WTF they removed the other option
AcidFalco 1 year ago
THEY REMOVED THE GOOD ONE! I WANTED TO SEE IT CUZ OF AVGN!!!!
kylejack1 1 year ago
she better remove her clothes
Xenomorph237 1 year ago
I'm not whistling dixie, Jane.
slickvicsagat 1 year ago 3
0:32 "ohh what a bad joke.
it doesnt have any relavence now he just told her to her clothes off, he might as well say straight out suck my cock."
silentzombie161 1 year ago
hey what happened to the second option? I don't want her to walk away.. and why is she walking away with her top off? ... lol she actually has her top off in both options :x
Craizen 1 year ago
really?really?
neeger123f 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!!!!!
produccionesNX 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you're not 18 or over
MrPoporing95 1 year ago 529
@MrPoporing95 Damn. I am 18 years and 3 months old.
whattheheck1000 10 months ago
@whattheheck1000 As of March 7, 2011
whattheheck1000 10 months ago
@MrPoporing95 Most of the people who aren't 18 yet were born around the time Plumbers Don't Wear Ties came out. They'd be about 16 now. The game came out in 1994.
March 7, 2011 7:43 pm
And I was under 18 when the comment was posted: can I thumbs up it?
whattheheck1000 10 months ago
@MrPoporing95 im 17 and under XD
RuriGokou15 10 months ago
@MrPoporing95
JEBUS CHRISTMAS!
400 some people! trying to get a peak of a side boob LOL DAYUM
wllOvOllw 10 months ago
Daddy issues? She'll do it lol.
paynexkillerAOTF 1 year ago 6
Get head, I mean get ahead.
WCWite 1 year ago
AVGN: "Other people have played this shitty game!?"
Looks like someone already has.
AJNitr0 1 year ago
DAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN SHE IS FIND
kapee187 1 year ago
1:05
Greenjama 1 year ago
What the... in the last one, he tells you to get her rape, what a F###ing lier.
supergennininfinity 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you watched this from AVGN and you said what he said
XNinjaBoyXx 1 year ago
She gets the job: game over.
She doesnt get the job: game over.
Boss into a perv: scolded but right choice.
This games a piece of shit.
Mikidy 1 year ago 114
@Mikidy At least it is worth a cheap laugh, which very few shitty games can claim to do.
VaderNES 1 year ago
@Mikidy
Nope, its all about this. Life is about making mistakes. We learn from our mistakes, and need them to survive and grow as a human being. Why...EVERY woman who has gotten a good career has got naked for someone, negotiated prices to prostitute themselves, and make an easy 6 million dollars.You OBVIOUSLY don't understand how relationships begin or the hardships successful women go through.The moral is that the average man "plumber" who has a TRUE heart,doesn't wear a tie.Best game ever.
wllOvOllw 10 months ago
lol. Heavy Rain eat your heart out.
rbugg91 1 year ago