Vampires: Target Women

[laichi16]

Yea.. Some guys are super embarrassed to be associated with Twilight. My husband won’t go see any of the Twilight movies with me, so I had to take my dad with me.

[ShadowKaiserin]

@laichi16 Why do you require a male presence when going to see twilight movies? Or anyone's for that matter? I go to movies by myself all the time.

[laichi16]

@ShadowKaiserin I mostly go to the movies at night, and I don't feel safe alone at night. I've gone to the movies by myself during the day, however, at night, no.

[GospodMajoneza]

What's the first song playing during the interviews?



[lovelyfairy27]

It's a shame that a female friendly video like this has a rape joke as the top rated comment.

[MsJK31]

I knew those Vampire books were stupid, but I didn't know that they were also sexist. It's terrible that Edward regards Bella as a "thing". Then I found out the author is Mormon, and all became clear.

Mormons: is there any group they like other than white males?

[2emeraldeyes]

Exactly Sarah, bad guy good until he dumps you in a parking lot at night, or cheats on you all your life. Why are so many women so dumb? I must be crazy, but I think a reliable, responsible guy is very attractive. Any bum can be "immoral and exciting" ha ha ha (stupid lady) It's funny how she acts like Sarah's the idiot for asking a sensible question. It's not easy to find a handsome fun AND reliable man. "exciting" bums are a dime a dozen.

[TheAliciaMalik]

umm IM TEAM JACOB!!!! lol

[MorganaTransatlantic]

Chuck Bass > Edward Cullen. ...just saying

[HYPNOTICVIDEO]

I love this woman, she is funny

[lum2ina]

girl you totally look like the GIRL VERSION OF RYAN GOSSLING!!!!

[housecry]

I like the girl with the blue dye in her hair.

[aclogue1980]

Guys, take note: vampires have mad game.

[DarkEmergence]

@aclogue1980 What game? Do all the stuff any actual man would be arrested for?

[greenvox]

Yea you need that burrito! Now sparkle!

[roysgirl82]

Lol that is my favrit book:)

[erutis53]

you mean the vampires in twilight aren't gay?

[dagnytheartist]

Ending of Twilight: Jacob and Edward become friends despite their differences, eat Bella, and live happily ever after. The end. :)

[TheGrimSmile]

I get that Twilight is talked so badly about, but, dear god, if you think it's the worst book ever written, you're missing out on a lot of bad books...

[TheQueenOfMediocrity]

I was wondering who she reminded me of, and then I got it: my awesome English instructor.

[OmgitsNeens]

Wow I love you lol. And you were really quick/witty responding to some of those girls answers.

btw there were vampire romantic entanglements on Buffy the Vampire Slayer but those were actually good.

[radgefark]

Yay for co-dependent supernatural freaks!

[kyon813]

0: 25: Listen you idiot! KRYPTONITE IS SUPERMAN'S WEAKNESS, YOU TWIT! THAT'S ONE OF THE MOST BASIC FACTS OF AMERICAN POP CULTURE! DID YOU GROW UP ON THE MYSTICAL PLANET OF SHMECLO?! GAH!

[PrincesTomboy]

@kyon813 technically, it effects a super hero. like a radioactive spider did for spiderman. despite it usually taking away powers, i believe it's given him [or other people] them when plot demanded it.

[oORockMyHoleOo]

im straight edge but still cool cuz i dye my hair different colors n cant wait to see the next twilight movie!! LOSER

[artzfartz2416]

Some mom actually told that this movie is empowering to women and teens. It's actually not. Thanks though mom.

[eyasohma]

HES SO POSSESIVE!! edward is a whiny, obsessive, creepy bitch!!

[Scardy]

I hear TEd Bundy was cute, slightly dangerous, and had a way with the ladies...

Yeah, THAT's where your bad boy gets you... dead in a ditch.

[StaceyR618]

@Scardy What? You say that like it's a bad thing! Do you want boring and mediocre?????

[Scardy]

@StaceyR618 Nooo, I just want "Not likely to dump my body in a shallow grave"

[MissWaywardKitty]

haha my boyfriend is french and nor dangerous

[guitar789]

it's" forbitten" to date a vampire

[FourTael]

Hugo Selenski: Proving that women don't care if they'll eventually get killed by their boyfriends, as long as they're "cute while doing it." (Yes, that's referring to him killing people)

I quote: "We love bad boys...especially Hugo Selenski. Who cares if he murdered someone?"

Keep in mind that this (unlike Twilight) was a REAL-LIFE serial killer with REAL-LIFE female fans. They didn't try to claim that he didn't kill people. Oh, no. They wanted him in spite/because of that.

[GermaeAnne]

"You're gonna have a great high-school life!". LOL

[midgysamurai15]

I've never considered the whole hidin' through your window thing to be a healthy attribute.

[customcartoons]

I've got no problem with sparkly, it's brooding and indecisive I can't stand. That and the hype...

[mydarklovelyprince]

Cute video....love the parts with Mark...

[donotknowpassword201]

She is the funniest person I have ever seen.

[ArmedWithAComputer]

... Am I the only person that DOESN'T go for the bad boys?

[Imbiyourside]

one thing I must ask Stephanie Meyer: WHY THE FUCK DO THEY SPARKLE?!?! SINCE WHEN DOES THAT FUCKING HAPPEN?!?! wtf happened to burning to a crisp... hey everyone: thumbs up if you want Edward burned to a crisp ;)

[Tesorazorz]

@Imbiyourside because women love sparkles! God, do you even have a vagina?

[Imbiyourside]

@Tesorazorz .... I would say I have no response to that, however you would think I was lacking in the female genitalia. However you could say, "all women love men" and that wouldn't apply to me. I am a fan of horror. Sparkling what are supposed to be killers do not constitute as such. have a nice day :)

[MikuMikuDanceMode]

I tried so hard to like Twilight, but in the end I HATED IT. The only vampires I like are Anne Rice Vampires, they aren't sparkly.

[savigy1301]

is Sarah Haskings the last sane woman ?

[tbismylife]

no not chuck bass...haha

[tinyasweety]

What i think most girls liked about Edward was the fact that Bella could act all stalker fangirl and he was totally cool with it

[willard39]

Is she like 6'5" or standing on a platform? Either way, she's HAWT!

[Anon371]

He's climbin in your windows, snatchin your Bella up, tryin to rape her so yall need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband, cos he's rapin errbody out here.

[BabyScarecrow]

If this was real life, Edward could end up prison for up to five years for that creepy stalking :)

[manongjulius]

vamps climbing in your windows .. . snatching your R B Cs .. . tryin to suck them. . . so yah need to hide yah self, hide yah wife, hide yah self, hide yah wife. and hide yah ids if you already have one. . .

[Badl2ussian]

ahahah i love the chuck bass bit at the start

[superhetoric]

"i forgot i was brought up straight edge"

hahahahahahah

[originaljawz]

hey ... i get good sex everytime my wife sees edward on tv ... i ain't complaining !

[TheBrownBrigade]

Christopher Lee...

[CrazyEggs123456789]

I think she was stifling her laughter at 1:36

[BansheeVanRaven]

Didn't we call sparkling creatures fairies?

[BioBunny911]

Mark would have made a wayyyyy better edward

[JESUSr00lz]

That "straight edge" girl is annoying. I'm sure Sarah wanted to punch her.

[terribithiajjls12]

Was anyone else incredibly amused by how much the guy they had on staff actually resembled him?

[ars731]

@terribithiajjls12 he also was a better actor than Robert Pattenson

[JuusanKikan]

I like neither vampires nor bad boys. Unfortunately, bad boys like me, so I have to chase them away with my patented death glare o' iciness. TAKE THAT, TWILIGHT FANS.

[52questionmarks]

Drugs are bad, but killing people for their blood is okay. X3

[upright1998]

@52questionmarks he didnt kill her lolz but funny

[GoddessofEggrolls]

I knew there was a reason why I stayed away from Twilight. Besides the suck factor. And the ugly factor. >_>

[CrazyEggs123456789]

she's stifling her laughter at 1:36. so funny!

[AnimalsInMyHeart]

NOOOOO! Not Edward. I hate him. >:OOO If I have to have a vampire boyfriend, I'll have Dracula.

[spazzing]

2:53 Mark is like Hubba Hubba!!!!

[fraublaukau]

"Do you want a burrito, or do you not want a burrito?"

"Burrito."

[alexbelwwe]

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO WITH DEADLIEST WARRIOR! I FUCKIN HATE YOU BITCH!

[melvasaiel]

Ahhh, sorry, but he's NOT 17. He's 107, yes? Statutory rape anyone?

[bitchhouse]

I want her to do a segment on Sex And The City 2

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

Little me: I love vampires!

*years pass*

*Twilight occurs*

Current Me: Oh god, I take it back! It's been ruined, ruined!

[jstb0b]

@DarkAngelKisses13th ahaha so true. I used to love the band Muse, but after they put a couple of their songs on the soundtrack, I feel less of a desire to listen to their music. It's like if I was going down the street jamming Muse, I'd feel like I was in a fake ice cream truck or something. I know I shouldn't let it ruin my enjoyment of a good band, but damnit it's not the same anymore.

[nangke]

2:50 Wow, a masculine Edward. (O_O)

[MaxFrisch84]

I would love to bite Sarah....

[franeh13]

Burrito!! priceless hahahhaa

[JustAPrayer]

I love vampire stories, but seriously Edward Cullen was tottally overrated, and

[prolefeedprocessor]

LOL I forgot that I was brought up straightedge.

[baki3626]

How tall is Sarah? It seems like she is towering over every girl she interviews.

[VietPho]

I fart on Agent Smith

[tallsmile28]

women are mass of contradictions

[TrinaKatracia]

@tallsmile28 People are a mass of contradictions.

[mananexus]

@tallsmile28 and how

[jakegyllenhaal69]

HEROES SHIRT at 3:38!!

[republicausp]

2:49 He DOES look like Edward Cullen!

3:16 -Do you want a burrito or not? -Burrito...

[FringeFreak56]

Bad boy? Edward has a bigger, wetter,

pms-er pussy then all the fangirls combined. If your guy wears more glitter then you, cries more then you, and refuses sex...then I'd reconsider the relationship...because you're probably dating an estrogen filled, closeted gay man.

[SpecialFester]

I like these. I'm going make my own "Target Men" series. I'll start with electric razors, pick-up trucks, and BEER! LOTS AND LOTS OF BEER!

Oh wait, I like all those things. Damn brainwashing advertisements!

[Neumie7]

lmfao! im so glad you got more than just "hes so hot!" fangirls

[Drizzlerman]

Women get periods vampires suck blood, they go hand in hand. Vampire dudes are like a tampon with benefits

[siikaiz]

@Drizzlerman lol ! well figures =D

[Drizzlerman]

@siikaiz that's basically it because otherwise vampires just suck

[slye1991]

@Drizzlerman dude you just made my day gracias amigo

[b4ra2]

this video needs more bashing

[astrangeone]

The book is terrible - bad pacing, bad writing...it's like a Harlequin romance for tweens.

Vampires were cool before Meyers took them on.

[Kagomechan7o]

Twilight is actually an okay book, but it's the fandom that's retarded as fuck. n___n

[KarmikCykle]

@Kagomechan7o Fandoms often are.

[spagerbot]

@Kagomechan7o Twilight is a sexist mockery of romance.

[TheMadChild]

@2:40 Or... he dumps you in the middle of the woods to be eaten by vampires AND werewolves! And then you realize the guy you were dating was really Pat Robertson in disguise!!

[spagerbot]

Hey mom, I just met this awesome guy. He sparkles and he has an insatiable urge to snap my neck and drink my blood. He also breaks into our house and watches me sleep. He's really controlling and possessive, and doesn't let me make any decisions on my own, but he wears sexy eyeliner so it's okay.

[astrangeone]

Lmao. I love that idea...I love it.

[BlackPixy13]

@spagerbot And he steals the engine from my truck to make sure I don't go visit my best friend 'cause he likes me too even though I've already stated I have no interest in him. That's not possessive, it's romantic. Oh, and he says he won't sleep with me unless we get married first. It's okay if I marry him right out of high school, right? Oh, oh, and he keeps telling me he'll kill himself if I ever leave! He just loves me soooo much!

[spagerbot]

The movie's actually a lot better than the book. Because of the acting and direction. The plot's still sexist as fuck, but the sparkles make me happy.

Oh, and if a boy stalks you, you beat his ass with a torch, I'm not kidding.

[o0katiekins0o]

wow actually, the guy reading the book is a little more attractive than Robert Pattinson. i like more masculine men.

[halfacig]

Do you want a burrito or no burrito?

Burrito.

lol

[RenaeFlowers]

"you're going to have an exciting high school life"...

HAHAHA! That was so hilarious!

[AscottW]

She does the voice of the Pink Cell Phone on the "Texting Your Way Through Life" segment of SuperNews.

[AscottW]

I think I would just die from pathetic-itus at one of those things! lolz.

[ayasukii]

edward is gay, abusive, perfect, flawless..

YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING ONE THING

HE'S. NOT. REAL.

[OokamixKei]

i'm a girl, who has read all the Twilight books, and HAS NOT FALLEN FOR ED-F**KING-ward, the guy is TOO perfect, he doesn't appear to have any flaws...which for a "normal" guy would have some flaws, not to mention Jasper is a vampire too, yet he does have flaws, with the whole trying not to bite humans and being new to the "vegetarian" life style

[spagerbot]

Do these girls not realize that Edward is an abusive fucker? He stalks his girlfriend, and it's written so he's the hero that every girl needs because womin are incapable of taking care of themselves.

[xQueenKristinx]

@spagerbot And don't forget he gets her pregnant and has her move out at age 17!

What would a girl need a highschool and college education for anyway? Last time I checked, my purpose as a lady was just to do housework and pop out children - good job there Bella!

[obliviouscandybar]

@spagerbot

It's not Edwards fault Bella's stupid. :D

[tarjay35]

@spagerbot

I hate Twilight because of that and *gets insatiable urge to growl and his* Bellllaaaa!!!!!!!

[Obscure128]

the straight-edge, wait-till-marriage girl seems like an idiot

[Billthepenguin]

3:33 girl was hot. Just saying :P

[spagerbot]

Vampires are hot, but only if you know how to kill them. And only if you kill them before they can tell anyone you're sleeping with them.

[SakuraChan1195]

*cough* Twilight is stupid and Rob Pattinson is gay so dont think he wants you. *cough*

[filit01]

Oh my god, he DOES look like RPattz o_o

[AEOnotAmericanEagle]

I want Illegal and Immoral and whatever.

hahahaha

[WallieTF]

first movie was meh, it was ridiculously drama but i could watch it... 2nd one is jus stupid, it's just awful in everyway it can be.

[Janeal881]

thank you

[spagerbot]

Well come on, the direction was brilliant in the first one. But yeah apart from that, it sucked.

[geoog1]

...hypothetically

[ItsCambria]

Hilarious! Mark Gannick is way hotter!

[aeronwyfay]

i think we all wish vampire eric were the first to bite us...

[shmahkamova]

well to me edward totally looks like a junky on all posters, and i wonder if he suffers from anorexia.

[elephantsrock4333]

I love the fact that Twilight hate is turning out to be just as obnoxious as Twilight love. I'm gonna sit here in the middle and talk about Edward's creepiness, and NOT be surprised when other people share my opinions. Twilight has just as many uber haters as uber fangirls. Ok...I'm done now...

Anywho, I <3 you Sarah Haskins

[VooDooDaLette]

Not all women like Edward Cullen. I think Robert pattinson is FUGLY. Plus I hate that book! But other vampires.. Sure I might do one lol but not glittery homosexual canibles.

[astrangeone]

Twilight....*yuck*

Bad writing and bad plot. *sigh*

[starkid]

Jesus Christ. A bitter Edward Cullen fan. Whaaaaat a catch. It's sounds like you've been rejected. Your attitude makes it pretty obvious why.

[halfacig]

Or guys with skills.

[athenabrightblood]

Personally Twilight is a complet and utter Joke. Those are not vampyres. They are hollywoods idea of one. *rmes*

[bermyWHAT]

Angel was soooooooo much better

[RavenclawsPride13]

LolZ, ahh vampire fangirls are so funny sometimes.

[themanyone]

I like burritos too, but I wouldn't go all the way for one!

[XxinnocentRAWRxX]

idk why "edward cullen" is so famous! hes a fake character! isnt even real! and the actor who plays him is really ugly!!!!

[sXeGeo]

not to be fucked up but i tought edward cullen was a character mj was playing for a movie

[KKoga06]

Icky, icky Twilight! It's so ridiculous and full of holes, and... Eww. My god. Some people are so freakin obsessed with it. It's creepy!

XD "Face touching party!" Not from the video, but have you ever noticed they touch faces A LOT in that book? It's like, really? What's up with the face fettish there, Eddie?

[XShadowproductionsX]

EW hes so ugly

[marvy1118]

LOL "You're gonna have a GREAT high-school life!"

[BWaygal117]

Say no to drugs.

But say yes to that blood-sucking, abusive, emo driven vampire you've waited all of your sixteen years of life for.

And by the way, just a fun fact for all you Edward fans out there, Robert Pattinson has said himself that he loathes the character Edward. So much so, that he uses that loathing and uses it for Edward's self loathing when he's playing the character. Thus, giving you a perfect portrayal.

Robert also thinks Stephanie Meyer is a loon.

The more you know.

[JeneeGolightly]

OK Edward is NOT a Vampire. SPIKE is a vampire, LESTAT (Interview with the Vampire) is a vampire, CLAUDIA, is a vampire, Darla & Drusilla VAMPIRES. Even the vampires in Kindred: the embrace where vampires. This guy's just a whiny pain in the ass

[Moneneko]

Thank god someone agrees with me!

Edward Cullen...Buffy would take one look at you and laugh her ass off.

[julesville]

WHO GIVES A FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!

[Hottopic4ever]

100% agreed.

[lucifersangelo1987]

I don't understand, he is ugly! Why people like him so much?????

[twaceyloo]

FINALLY someone else doesn't find him attractive

[KakashiAerial]

Lmao guys work for burritos now I know

[KakashiAerial]

No thanks Edward Cullen, bring on the Chuck Bass lol

[ArtsyFartsyCriminals]

I love you, lady!

[Minyadagniriel]

i like violent vampires, not emo vamps : /

[darkangel1726]

edward bite me please

[prefrogprincess]

Chuck Bass is sexy, but not good looking. and TWILIGHT IS SO ANNOYING!! Now I know how Jonas Brothers haters feel...

[IdiocyKills]

XD Mark Gannick (sp?) at 2:52... epic.

[frighteningbolt]

that guy at 2:53.

one word: yes.

[DaytonBabe]

I agree, I think Pattison IS fugly. And I totally love vampires, too.

[soccerxrules45]

i love vampires but rob pattenson is FUGLY

[loyaldiana1993]

YUP!

[elizabeth6777]

ha ha that was good

[lokijoe432]

lol blood is good bhut bad after taste lol

[VampireOutlaw]

LOL. I don't know what to think of this. Except LOL.

[lollipopfop]

LOL.

[carlopwn]

i like DRINKING BLOOD..........but it gives me a tummy ache

[MarlynHM]

I prefer the Edward in the book than in the movie~ But yeah...I love vampires! *grins* Love this video!!!

[worldofmorons]

I just figured out why I've had nothing but abusive relationships! Thanks Sarah, you're my favorite female on YouTube.

[Billthepenguin]

"this is embarrassing me" 8D