The Most Useless Machine EVER!

[emejia2010]

gota admit that had me laughing for a bit

[AnoyhilatoR]

Challange accepted.... cover your knee's everyone...

[djclucindo]

How the f*ck did I get here?

[AJTwister97]

now make one that won't turn off

[0087McKay]

Lol its like my ex-wife.

[ogelioholde921r]

This video is a favorite on Rangoon

[gadgetmanjay]

it should look like a human finger turning it off

[BornMadDog42]

that a leave me alone box

[gordoncraig410]

This video is a favorite on Reykjavik

[washaway]

I would buy this.

[crazyteet262]

lol

[SNIDC]

Are you kiding?! It's awesome! I gotta buy one!

[Firedragon908]

wat is that

[ilytalym94]

haha

[babydexter1]

it does let you turn it on, but it gets mad it you for it and turns itself off

[MrPoepenzo]

where can i buy one?

[vikton666]

haha relly fun

[lizzygomuroxz]

i want one where can u buy it?

[smivv02]

at least you dont have to turn it off...

[normalz4weirdos]

this must sound strange but, I MUST HAVE THIS!

[Norhafizee]

what thats thing do ?

[ninjaseige42]

They have a use now: Taking up YouTube.

[KarameIIbonbon]

An engineer's interpretation of Sisyphus.

[ArnessaKitten]

My boyfriend would find this amusing as hell. If i had it he'd be playing with it for hours. Id be in bed then id hear that *eeeeeeehhh urrrrrrr* over and over

[xIBranzz]

its trolling you

[nintenenixgamer]

(wat i am saying in my mind) surprise dick attack >:D

[oscaryanez1]

Somehow this things starting to piss me off -__-

[harrtpotterchampion]

I love this product, would sell like hot cakes on The Apprentice.

[GStar540]

maybe the: keep homer simpson busy machine

[konahamuru1]

Its environmentally good it turns its self off. saves power =)

[megadethmonk]

That is fuckin awesome! Cool idea. The box turns itself off. Awesome.

[chalomeo]

Challenge accepted.



[funnyman750]

Where do i get one

[Mo1884]

Wow! This could seriously come in handy ;D

:b

[MrBane76]

its not useless it makes you angry

[skootel]

gay....

[shoopdawhoop5677]

THATS NOT USELESS THATS BOSS

[MrDANIEL1X]

fuckin stupid

[jimmyrules11]

in slowmotion, i could hear it saying: LEAVEE MEE ALOONEEE D:<

or is it just me?

[fluffycrazy]

i would mostl likely just sit there and play with it for hours

[dontQQplz]

Hahah fantastic.

[BunCinema]

What is it called?



[rcbif101]

@BunCinema , uh, read the title........... also called the ultimate machine and the leave me alone box.

[omegaoffire]

@rcbif101 NAME IT THE TROLL BOX!!!!

[mrpockets730]

GENIUS!!!

[dbeatk]

I'd be so mad at that thing the first time knowing I can't win

[jdm280]

NOOO STAY ONNNN

[DudeGuyPerson64]

The materialized version of that shirt that says "How to keep an idiot confused for hours" below that "read above"

[Affectionatequeen13]

Machine! How dare you disobey your owner!? If she/he wants you on, TURN ON! >:U

[0wn3rable]

if you cover the electrical hand with some fur and make it more like cat's hand, you can sell it everywhere!!!

[MultiColouredBear]

i know another useless machine, its called a Fiat

[DragonnHendrix]

useless??? IS A PRECIOUS MOTHER IN LAW KILLER!!!!!

[messi19kol]

What is it inside!!??

[productionvideos27]

haha, its the troll machine

[ixonixas]

it just don't wan to work. SO LEAVE IT ALONE!

[ujayet]

Why so many haters?.. this is funny!... put a little paw or hand on that stub! so it can look like there's some kind of elusive creature in there! hahahhaha!!

[hatsjer]

kinda brilliant, but it's for those who don't have anything to do ^^

[jewellia7777]

this is similar to this apple coin box my cousin has. you put a coin on the button and a worm comes out and pulls it in^_^

[fredrickpendragon]

Turn it upside down and it becomes 'no', which is somehow poetic.

[dbz3409]

wtf was that!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????­???

[imtehshit]

How the hell is this useless!?

[briani4735263]

It's like a fundamentalist Christian - plain, rigid and boring, and the second it gets turned on it beats itself till it's turned off again.

[SoftSailz]

@briani4735263 its like your mom in bed...now matter how many times you try and turn her box on it just keeps shutting off

[shadowario]

@SoftSailz boo.

[jonbro32]

@SoftSailz Fail

[MrBlockersPro]

Why wont it let me turn it on????? i hate to say it, but that is what she said.

[Mcreviews132]

Turn it off

[xsmicro]

Ohhh... sucks to have one of those.

[666cornel]

try make one that won't go off, and when it's on it makes an very annoying sound;)

[drumaboy013]

What does this and your mom have in common ? No matter how hard you try to turn it on it just turns it's self off

[drums335]

I'd get so fucking pissed at it.

[BrookParkour]

LOL

[Dragonknight996]

i know what im getting for my brothers birthday!!!

[radex84pl]

BUAHAHAHAA

[wangsta231]

hahaha you will make millions

[wrestleterry]

ill give you $1000000 for it

[Mewstarz]

How can I make one?

[98RamMagnum]

You should make it where if you flip the switch too fast it tears your finger off in a fit of rage.

[lizrox28]

Smash that effin box

[deltairving55555]

me la das

[deltairving55555]

oooo



[crazedADDICTION]

this thing would piss me off so fucking much, i already want to smash it .

[JSprayaEntertainment]

clear ones are better

[MuffinTaters]

There's a version of this box, where, if you keep doing that, it flips out, and it starts moving all over the place, and then it spins in a circle really REALLY fast, and after it stops, the On Button is retracted in to the Box, so you aren't able to touch it anymore.

[rcbif101]

@MuffinTaters - my suicide box (check my videos) is better. The one you speak of, you can catch. My suicide box, well your lucky if you can find any pieces left of it ;)

[MuffinTaters]

@rcbif101 I saw it!

It was creepy o.o

Imagine just leaving that someplace random, like a Park, or A Mall? xD

[AnotherRandomCitizen]

It causes a chain reaction led to a nuclear bomb and wipes out the planet.

[Anen248]

a machine that trolls people. lovely.

[asmelix]

Guess this machine was invented by some Japanese guys. I'm not racist, they just like weird stuff ;)

[1blacer]

U should put a 5 second delay on it and make it a lightswitch. Only problem is that it isn't useless anymore :(

[seraptorxxx]

why is this so funny

[TheLolifish]

that could sell if they made 4 switches and 4 arms and a timer, then you see how long you can keep the box open

[lucifersangle1]

where do i get one of theos

[Soupman7765]

What is the point of that???

[zonzzter]

i want one



[bignick2408]

its like u putted 10 alarm clocks and u r closing them

[tagane07]

Good present to give to your boss



[Mi3NKiD916]

@tagane07 LOL

[KegMeister89]

I WANT IT!!!!!

[Villantic]

SSSSSHHHHH!!!!! Michele Bachmann is trying to figure this out.

[smashfail21]

That....is.....AWESOME.

[IDKJustRandomStuff]

@rustlesplash the always come out of then box and turn you off?

[TheBeatlesBaconator]

waste of animitronics

[jasee1227]

i love it where can i get one



[loyalkid]

this would piss me off. lol

[chrisalex5498]

Ok... Thisi s just a pointless thing, not raely... oh crap i spelled reallai roan! i spelle everything ewrowng GO DANMGIT

[MrGuilherme404]

@chrisalex5498 lolwut.

[WhuBilly10]

@chrisalex5498 *This *is *really *really *wrong *spelt *wrong *God *damn it

[kibainuzuka1231]

lol its supposed to scare pplz. put it on ur house lol

[anitzero]

Wtf lol it justs pushes your finger away XD

[TeaPot1505]

thats just like trying to turn women on

[TheEmoLoveHeart]

what the fuck???

[AndyDC1994]

or just tell me how and what i need to make one!

[AndyDC1994]

i want one!

[Zak7565]

haha where can i get one??

[DJahop]

LEAVE ME OFF DAMNIT!!!!!

[spiderman456able]

so useless



[lass8477]

If I had one of these I would throw it out the Window...

[rcbif101]

@lass8477 - by design, it would fly back through the window inside, lol.

[Cr4nKG4m3r]

@rcbif101 XD

[zerohavoc101]

Where are the redstones on this contraption?

[Gunnarr123abc]

@zerohavoc101

oh god... minecraft!

[GeirMovies]

better than homework

[shurdi3]

I WANT IT SO BAD

[tayloristalkingshh]

just hold the box down and flip the switch :D easy solution ..unless it just explodes....... where can i get this and how much!

[Lullex768]

I WANT IT!

[bytez0r]

where can i get one ??

[azngop2]

i wanna buy one!!!!!!!!

[theiopl22]

dude use that as a prank write on it saying "dont turn on or else" it will make someone curiouse and they will flip the switch

[postmasterw00t]

does anyone else think they see a cats paw comming out or am i just trippin

[RoadHawks17]

its gonna get mad and come out with a gun... lol

[GothKatt]

So, it's a machine that turns itself off... Hm...

[Ryanferg7]

I want one, are you going to be selling these?

[dragonemperor007]

This reminds me of my childhood puppy house, in which, if a place a coin, a dog comes and takes it inside. It works with a mechanical spring though.

[steelplatedheart]

omg that is so cute. 

[Tossavainen1]

It's almost as useless as a sign that says "Don't hit the sign"

[screwattackfan]

I want to by one, how much?

[nongagueihtam]

What if you hold the switch on the on side?

[rcbif101]

@nongagueihtam  - It explodes and we all die a terrible death......

[nongagueihtam]

@rcbif101 Seriously...

[heyyyyyynow]

I submit that a video about the most useless machine ever, is far more useless than the machine.

[doodleburgerfan]

@heyyyyyynow that is by far the best comment that will ever grace this page!

[deathwishfollower]

I want this, very badly.

[mgodfrey101]

I WANT THAT :D

[AvgnFanSite]

I WANT THAT!!!!!

[thestickysoldiers]

YOU TURN IT ON, THEN IT AUTOMATICLY TURNS OFF?

SOUNDS LIKE WINDOWS VISTA

[LordAmgral]

@thestickysoldiers Using caps doesn't make your joke funnier

[thestickysoldiers]

@LordAmgral ahh whos the little troll, yes he is, yes he is. I just did it to feed the trolls like yourself. Every year 300 troll dies from the lack of attention. I just did the right thing

[ViolentDetour]

I WANT ONE!! WHERE'D YOU GET IT!!??!?! =O

[MlkeMdc]

emo machine doesn't wan to live! Leave the machine alone,leave it aloooneeee!

[sxephlI]

its only purpose is to turn itself off.. what a weird thought

[aidancosiah]

I want one of those things

[M40A3xIntervention]

I COULD USE THIS

for

Stamping something useless

Scaring the living shit out of little kids or just turning on my light

[ohhellno23]

Whats the app called

[djsmallboy]

Omg I have the iPod touch app of this ^^

Omg I can't believe someone actually made this

Omg it sounds like it's inhabited by a little robot kid thing

Omg it sounds like it's saying weeeee in slow motion

Omg I can't stop saying omg

Omg I want one :L xD

Most epic random thing ever!

[PirosVI]

I would honestly pay money for one of these, just another randomly awesome thing to put on my desk

[EXILED4LIFE]

I want one of these.

[BenjiiWhiticous]

thats how i feel on a monday morning

[spiderman456able]

@BenjiiWhiticous yup..

[playha808]

hahahahahah

[IgneoBern]

18 people couldn't understand why it wouldn't turn on either.