A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand.
lol it was really funny when you were singing while cutting your hair it sounded like a mix between a little girl and a cat. any way your hair aint weird it looks kinda normal but at first it looked weird but I got used to it!
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NannaMorrison1 6 days ago
Dinosaur+Danny= Dannysaur!!!
XD
askwrock 1 month ago
"Who looks like a cancer patient now!"
I just had a giant laugh/cry
hellogreensoup 1 month ago
The creature which would result from DNA of a dinosaur and DNA from you, Danny, would be a...Dannysaur? :O
SancreTor 1 month ago
1:36
That face of "ah-ha!" Priceless....LOL
Raxus001 1 month ago
1:36
LOL! That song!
Please be my ringtone :D
cosmiccrank1 1 month ago
press 3 and laugh :)
Mcmcfreak 1 month ago in playlist More videos from gradualreport
A Dannysaurus Rex.
exethjack 1 month ago
Its a curlhawlk
Vimsmoonlight 1 month ago
press 2-1 then 6
WhizGFX 1 month ago
A DANNY-SAUR!!!!=D
JackieBleuJai 1 month ago
pause it at 0:14
zackandwillcomedy 1 month ago
How much do u get paid??
Prettygirlswag512 1 month ago
borat- did u offer him pubic hair?!?!?!
NyGiant123 1 month ago
bid starts a 5 dollers.
mryoyokid123 1 month ago
lol stop it at 0:21
fishiieefish 1 month ago
thumbs up if your watching this on friday
MrLolcatattack 1 month ago
@MrLolcatattack one day off its Saterday ;D
cutemomma101 1 month ago
"aww, dude! i went a little deep on that one! aww man!!" LMAO
countrybabe3454 1 month ago
Did the bag of hair really get sold?!
kristin27wall 1 month ago
@kristin27wall ya
LeuCoctrol 1 month ago
Holy Cow... Dude really cut his hair off for money! I almost peed myself! My one year old even laughed! LMFAO!!!!
kristin27wall 1 month ago
DANNYSUAR!
BeastLinkFanatic 1 month ago
that was hilarious can you do another for sale friday!!!!! lol!!!
roxyliz100 2 months ago 3
your hair is special I haven't figured out why yet but I can feel in my heart that your hair is different from any other person's hair.
miramdafromthetempes 2 months ago
A DANOSAUR!!! HAHAH LOL
mrepicpwn2 2 months ago
lol xD
mewmewpowerringo101 2 months ago
Dannysaurus Rex
rawrswitz 2 months ago
$37 congrats luv ur vids!
peanutnchase4evr 2 months ago
ferret friday?? i love me some good ferret if ya no wat i mean... hehehe
nmpetersen1 3 months ago
Mr gradualreport, u are not funny.
Metehanmete3131 3 months ago
- Parle vous francais?
- NON!
-Oui, oui..
HannaTheFox4 3 months ago
@HannaTheFox4 Mr or Miss HannaTheFox4 you have no sense of humour.
somethinrelistrange 2 months ago
@somethinrelistrange Can't say ur comment was any funnier tho, laughed more when my hamster died
HannaTheFox4 2 months ago
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand.
mendes559 3 months ago
1:39 hahahaha and 1:57
TheLinuo1234 3 months ago
I want a dannysoar !!
KatieisLatey123 3 months ago
danny dont forget half stupid!!!!
771lacc 3 months ago
u r soooooo hilarious wen u cut ur hair i cant even explain my reaction and the reaction on my face
jordanfun123 4 months ago
Good haircut,u pichku materinu:D
Budalu11 5 months ago
this guy... he got some funny mind...
danielflor1 5 months ago
wtf, how do you not have like 3 million views?
MellonDramatic 5 months ago
$30,000 Ok?
MegaToneMaster 6 months ago
1:27 made me laugh XD
TheMusicanGamer 6 months ago 14
@TheMusicanGamer LMFAO im sorry now i cant stop watchin 1:27 xDDDD THANK YOU! Lmfao
megababyheyhey245 1 month ago
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shoun't Half lizard, Half Man, Half Danny, Half Raptor, = 2 lizard Men?
steel54321 6 months ago
you remind me somehow to the red cyclone
Lumak1 6 months ago
Half lizard, Half Man, Half Danny, Half Raptor, lizard Man = THE DANNYSAUR!
KandyKaneKendall 7 months ago
pess 4 then 5 then 6 ahahahahahahahah!!!!!!
xoxotoristarxoxo 7 months ago
Damn. I was gonna go buy your hair. xD
xTarynxBlackBloodx 7 months ago
it contains ur DNA? hmmm what if u take that DNA and clone it?
Mshaddix2 8 months ago
@Mshaddix2 no dont even suggest that. the world cant handle another one of this thing
xxDdt619xx 7 months ago
How about this: FANTASTIC FACT FRIDAY???????
244jovan 8 months ago
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tigereyes141 9 months ago
LMFAO i wonder what his neighbours think when they hear him yelling and screaming throught the walls at the camera
01thrilla 9 months ago
Fridays plural doesn't have an apostrophe xD
HolyGlucose 9 months ago
Sooo funny who would buy hair on eBay lol
candygirl123ooo 10 months ago
Did anyone buy the hair!! XD oh my god!! raptor-danny man.
evolfreezer11 10 months ago
1:27 = ABSOLUTE GOLD.
awesome3271 10 months ago
Hahahahaha at 1:26!
ppmintcandy 10 months ago
I wiil buy his hair and make a clon of Dany
misscorleone90 11 months ago
i will give u 20 $
syekedellik 11 months ago
1:55 lol
MEGAGUNSWORD 1 year ago
IM A TASTY LIL LEMON DROP! :)
prettypansyraver5 1 year ago
after all tht about mixing dannys DNA with a dinosaurs the hair only sold for $37 LOL :D
TheChrissenft 1 year ago
i want your hair... ;)
mosheshe1997 1 year ago
I like how you say "I can't believe people pay someone to do this!" and then you give yourself a bald spot. :)
arwentheelf02 1 year ago
lololl that wat i was thinking lol half danny lizard man LOL 2:30
solidsnake1414 1 year ago
Je nais parle pas francais
boom100060 1 year ago
your awesome a little crazy but awesome!!! your bald spot was hilarious!!!lol biez:)
panchonpeewee 1 year ago
:O
I didn't think you were going to cut it off!
Hahahaha.
You're hilarious!
BeautifulBREAKDOWN16 1 year ago
pause it on 1:28 his face is soo f*****n funny!! :DD
4evermaria100 1 year ago
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@4evermaria100 Yeah, ha ha ha!!
BigAgitator 1 year ago
How much did it sell for?
GiantArapaima74 1 year ago
1:27-1:28 his face is so flipping funny!! XD
FludgeMuffler 1 year ago
bahahaha "FOR SALE FRIDAY"
jazziscoolio 1 year ago
pause it at the right time at 0:09 his face is priceless
banloo29 2 years ago 6
a dannysaur
TheMilaLu 2 years ago
I love people like you man !!! xD its almost all the time funny !!! XD
em11613 2 years ago
lol
iwoncha 2 years ago
that guy is fucking crazy jajajjaa
GUAPISIMO323 2 years ago 2
@GUAPISIMO323 but very smart :)
grayhouse1 1 year ago
Lmao! Your most genius video yet xD
tokiofanschannel 2 years ago
IIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY
catlover1001 2 years ago
Didnt that cutting part coming i was putting comment when i was watching and lol man your name isnt Danny its BALDY !!!!
Daxarac 2 years ago
WTF??? that is some seriously poor english wtf do u mean??
FludgeMuffler 1 year ago
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Daxarac 2 years ago
cool shirt can i barrow them??? hahaha
Daxarac 2 years ago
nice idea danny
ur hair
writergirlchic 2 years ago
Dude, your hair aint that serb. you gotta have it more swaggerd
s3rbpimp 2 years ago
A Dannysour!
timelordhuman2 2 years ago
OMFG!!! I laughed so hard when you cut your hair XD
gyurchev 2 years ago 65
lol it was really funny when you were singing while cutting your hair it sounded like a mix between a little girl and a cat. any way your hair aint weird it looks kinda normal but at first it looked weird but I got used to it!
scribblenutter 2 years ago
i could tak....wiat a minute.Why should i take ur hair anyway??u picku materinu
MrNeca98 2 years ago
I could totally send your hair to a lab to see what drugs you've done lately XD
emilythe11emo 2 years ago
grow a beard then ur gonna be jim carey
osvas23 2 years ago
ubojito dobro... u pičku materinu!!!!
juskovski 2 years ago
ahahaha predobro
mopsron 2 years ago
Ohhh dude! Went a little deep on that on, oh man!
XD I can't breath!
inhope 2 years ago 82
@inhope I'M LAUGHING AS I REPLY TO THIS. I FOUND THAT BIT SO FUNNY!
13katikins 6 months ago
IT'S A CURLHAWK!
ScuderiaBull 2 years ago 2
i like his cloths, good taste in cloths.
krolmariusz 2 years ago
clothes
FoxyAsIs 2 years ago
lol
mybad...
krolmariusz 2 years ago
dam dude, u crazier than Beavis & Butthead !!!!
DarkDant3 2 years ago 2
i want that hair :D
rozaliya19 2 years ago 3
you could clone him into Danny the Dinosaur from the really old children's book lol
linzlohmeyer 2 years ago 2
Je suis un tres grande pomme de terre.
GirEatsChewyMeatPies 2 years ago
pardon? qui est aléatoire
BlueLemon19 2 years ago
Danny's Mohawk Hair from GradualReport
Winning bid: US $33.00
LOLOLOLOL
Nubojica 2 years ago
o man it was great when u were cuttin ur hair & singin high pitched
toastedtesticles 2 years ago
lmfao, you cut your hair :O
SceneKidCutiePie 2 years ago
DANNYSOUR!
BFTVPROX100 2 years ago 3
your bald spot cracked me up! you're amazingly commical :{D (smiley face with a mustache)
muahahascrewu 2 years ago 3
cool.:)
asklepije 2 years ago
It's a dannysaur! :)
music4life414 2 years ago 2
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That sucked really bad
DJ14850 2 years ago
1:58
xD i went a little deep on that one!
BabyCakesMassacre 2 years ago
oh noes. but your mohawk was so cool :(
fenserka 2 years ago
this is awsome!
bbadboy117 2 years ago
"I look like a cancer patient now" aaaaaaaaaaaahahahah he's the best
sjashi 2 years ago 2
I love 1:27
yoyodino9469 2 years ago
lol :D
bloodrollers 2 years ago
i just took these shirts of...omg hahahaha
slipknotdudu 2 years ago
dude do you plan this stuff out or do you make it up as you go along??
Minibattlegaming 2 years ago
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josie3578 2 years ago
"who looks like a cancer patient now?"
L M A O
goonienana 2 years ago
Silly, they already have that lizard creature. It's called a Philosoraptor.
truemonkeylord 2 years ago
Is it half danny aswell O.o
wilmyster101 2 years ago
Yeah, it thinks, making it half Danny :P
truemonkeylord 2 years ago
I love the part with his hair cutting ! One of the best moments ever !! In all your videos.. I laughed so hard ! Unbelievable.
Inphectus 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
viniilz 2 years ago
LMAO! pause at 1:28
JolliffJaguar 2 years ago
DENYZORD?
HaraBara642 2 years ago
This make me LOL
believe4deliverence 2 years ago
HAHA 01:00 Caammmeeerraaa.
SuperNewbie101 2 years ago
LMAO! YOUR FACE AT 1:27!!
XDPeruMan 2 years ago
Face Friday
wear a different face mask every friday
LeM8oR 2 years ago
wooo
pheo91 2 years ago
a silly bag of hair that he sold with a ukelele....wow
XDPeruMan 2 years ago 3
haha xD yah
sasukescool66 2 years ago
lol.... i think thats too many halves...:)
scottyomac1 2 years ago
pause at 1:28
peasinacan 2 years ago
1:26 - 1:28 is HILARRRIIIOOUUUSSSS
sammy5585 2 years ago
my bid is $0.000000000000000000000001000001
pilphh 2 years ago
omg you are crazy. its funny and i like it. keep the vids comin!
snttlc12 2 years ago
ahaa loved tht hair and the french accent! xx
shannymx 2 years ago
I fucking love you Danny
roAchSteW 2 years ago
flippin hilarious
u almost scalped urself
1972xlh 2 years ago
lol
aspong97 2 years ago
lol wow up to 33 dollars now 5/5
Z71Gladiator 2 years ago
the dna's in the root, not the actual hair :)
hellieweird123 2 years ago
Apparently, you don't know much about DNA.
rich8642 2 years ago
Nice, your vid quality has skyrocketed last few weeks. S'like the old days.
GreaterGood11 2 years ago
Okay now this was seriously hilarious.
I flipping can't believe you cut off your hair! XD
ardnaxela3 2 years ago
i want a Dannysaor
GuitarAndPianoKID 2 years ago
lol!
TheDangerousRobin 2 years ago
33 Dollars for the mohawk?! WTF?! XD
Dizzyman888 2 years ago
How about Fry-up Fridays?! where you stick random things on your desk in a deep fat fryer xD THAT COULD BE FUN!
AshDrummer8 2 years ago
WTF people are actually placing bid's XD
FactsofGH3 2 years ago
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this guy is not funny
betterthanmeatball 2 years ago
lol u actually cut your mohawk!!!
NintendoSpartan 2 years ago
i bid $2.00 lol...im jking u no i dont have that much lol
mermaid250 2 years ago
i think you are already a lizard man
CaptMrMorgman 2 years ago
from extensive personal research ive descovered that only with dna from your pubic hair i could possibly create a dannysaurusrex..
keep in touch..
damian29071988 2 years ago
1:57 maybe the hardest I have ever laughed during one of your videos haha
dfowls 2 years ago
When he noticed the bald spot. i died.
I laughed so hard.
EAUS1 2 years ago
How bout overly-friendly fridays???? :)
Airsoftfreaks 2 years ago
It doesn't contain DNA unless it has hair roots.
stigomaster 2 years ago
HOT SEXY BASHTARD
I love you.
be my friend
lord579 2 years ago
OMG i cant believe you just cut that hahahahaha
barbiegurl119 2 years ago
You should do a show on penis/ womb envy.
GrahamC303 2 years ago
OMFG every one of your videos makes me laugh s hard I cry!!!! Keep it up man!
ryguy740007 2 years ago
omg, the hair has gone from $0.99 to $33.00 i might have done it if it was like 3-4 bucks....but geez, lol 5/5
bmxorretw 2 years ago
Hahahhahha you actually did it!
creetopia 2 years ago
omg u cut it off!!!! :O lol bald spot...
itachisgurl131925 2 years ago
LOL.
holysoks1 2 years ago