"I think that would be fun to go skydiving sometime before i die ... ... ... just not right before." - one of mine, see my channel for more, Jack Handey is my hero!
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?!" - Pastorpez
should have done it with a pigeon... pigeons look pretty thoughtful and depressed. And they do those weird moves with they're heads like they're really thinking deep about something.
Hey Listen Here Lame ass Retards, your video sucks ass. You are a disgrace to jack handy, Your Dumb as they come, Your more of a retard just babbling than anything...retards in the backround laughing at such gay and unfunny as they come...lol. get real and leave this to someone with at least one brain cell left
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Are you freaking retarded? do you even know where you came from? i can tell you it wasn't two guys fking around, so yes there is something wrong with being gay.
I gotta admit, I may think more about the colour purple from now on... and it might even make me laugh thanks to this video. But what if I only laugh a little bit? Will I still need to rely on pink to lift my spirits??
Please understand Jack Handy in his stupidity was brilliant...this is mega lame
genericmember1234 4 months ago
"I think that would be fun to go skydiving sometime before i die ... ... ... just not right before." - one of mine, see my channel for more, Jack Handey is my hero!
joshgret 5 months ago
is it ever going to end?
NaturalFarrier 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
people don't like it because they want the original SNL skit, not some talentless hack's regurgitation of it.
Oilislaw 9 months ago
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Oilislaw 9 months ago
DUMB!
776luvs768 9 months ago
LOLOLOL I liked this, I Dont understand why people dislike this. Its funny :>
jennaE36 10 months ago
you are not Jack Handey, or "handy" for that matter, so this video is not "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy".
doingforcexdistance 10 months ago
YOUR VIDEO SUCKS
amorasaki 1 year ago 2
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?!" - Pastorpez
FloydBarrett13 1 year ago
Why are there so many stupid remakes of Jack Handy? Seriously none of them are funny at all.
karkapariah 1 year ago
he`s not thinking.....he`s stoned
marnic6460 1 year ago
i thought it was pretty funny
jtgober87 1 year ago
i hope your stupid fucking church burns down.
johnnyswindles 1 year ago 13
should have done it with a pigeon... pigeons look pretty thoughtful and depressed. And they do those weird moves with they're heads like they're really thinking deep about something.
MissCheviousOnHeels 1 year ago
that was horrible if it was supposed to be funny. i'm not a hater, but that really did suck
dirkadirkabro 1 year ago
You tricked me! Naughty Christians!
HystericCouture 1 year ago
This video sucks. You owe me the ten seconds I wasted thinking this was a Jack HandEY video.
PalkDino 1 year ago
:)) he is funny
4BackstreetBoys 2 years ago
Hey Listen Here Lame ass Retards, your video sucks ass. You are a disgrace to jack handy, Your Dumb as they come, Your more of a retard just babbling than anything...retards in the backround laughing at such gay and unfunny as they come...lol. get real and leave this to someone with at least one brain cell left
SNIPERZ1985 2 years ago
idiot dint even spell handey right jackass
stevieray351 2 years ago
yes you are a fuckin faggot skigh...
MrCbone93 2 years ago
pretty dumb...no really dumb. Im going back to watching cats flushing a toliet.
bourg47 3 years ago 20
@bourg47 me too.
NaturalFarrier 7 months ago
no he didn't haha.
B4mmTk 3 years ago
lol i almost peed
platapussman 3 years ago
do you know this guy or did you bootleg some footage and make fun of him?
funis2sk8 3 years ago 2
we know him and he saw it, we weren't making fun of him he thought it was funny.
B4mmTk 3 years ago
that's funny. did he not know ya'll were doing that?
victim451 3 years ago
the guy did do a very good voice over.
ZLKeeper 3 years ago
the guy did do a very good voice over.
ZLKeeper 3 years ago
you spelled "Handey" wrong.
EGol712 4 years ago
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youre a fag
mikehunt1984 4 years ago
and is there something wrong with a fag?
xSkighx 3 years ago
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go listen to some aaliyah you stupid cunt/
mikehunt1984 3 years ago
Actually I already do. Perhaps you can tell me what's wrong with listening to her music?
Also, you didn't answer my question so you're obviously not making yourself seem intelligent here.
xSkighx 3 years ago
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Are you freaking retarded? do you even know where you came from? i can tell you it wasn't two guys fking around, so yes there is something wrong with being gay.
cdayton11 3 years ago
yes.
MrKnockYourSocksOff 2 years ago
I gotta admit, I may think more about the colour purple from now on... and it might even make me laugh thanks to this video. But what if I only laugh a little bit? Will I still need to rely on pink to lift my spirits??
U2fan24 4 years ago 2
You make Jack Handey cry.
Snake31 4 years ago
omg josh! lmao
swanee327 4 years ago
JOSH THIS IS SO FUNNY!
My favorite part is when he cries over the color purple. HAHAH HILARIOUS!!
shanae.
ophishe 4 years ago
YES! I love it!!! hahahaha
bxecxaboxo32 4 years ago