Man vs. Wild: Giant Centipede

[MKGespenst]

lol "you do not want to mess with it..." -.- he's messin wit it! >:O

[PTWise]

WOW i'm impresse, is the first bug that he doesn't eat :O

[MyNameIsShelton]

You do NOT wanna mess with it...lets poke it with a stick!

[ohmyeffincrap]

man the fuck up and it eat.

[isunlloaoll]

OMG i see a Centipede i want to jump off the building... some people think they r art but i think they r monster :O

[SamuraiRedux]

You can tell that the camera man clearly wants nothing to do with that centipede

[TheCanon66]

Chuck Norris eats Giant Centipedes for breakfast.

[TheIkawatay]

EAT! EAT! EAT!

[Goat966]

Man vs. Wild is lik a fail version of survivor man

[bibhuna]

@Goat966 They are different things. Survivorman is a challenge for one guy to survive with no help, Born Survivor is more like Ray Mears ramped up.

[8675309Tutoneable]

You do not want to mess with these! (as he is messing with one, lol )

[SillyScyllia]

i'm disapointed ;P

[TheOneAlectrona]

EWEWEWEWEWEEWEWEWEEW I did NOT want to know that things like that existed. But it´s kind of cute....

[coolfuka]

i fucking hate centipedes.. can remember almost stepping on one inside during a black out...thank fuck for torches :)

[thegbof]

i love how the only man vs wild i can find on youtube is him eating nasty shit

[13vinh]

this guy is chuck norris one hundred percent..

[topofthelineCHAVAL]

i'd faint .....

[MyTacoSauce]

first thing he didn't it?`... or?:P

[HustlinGangsta]

damn man, you got balls the size of bowling balls

[Dominik520520]

"you do not, wanna mess with it" *pokes it with stick*

[thegbof]

@Dominik520520 haha yea

[bnel890]

3rd commercial ive seen while watching Bear be a badass

[cjone234]

fucking commercials.

[carinagroenen]

fucking hell I thought those beast where only in king kong!



[riter1993]

fuckin miracles

[AmazingContradiction]

he finally found something he wont eat....

[lnr08f]

"You do NOT want to mess with it." --- As he pokes it with a stick

lol

[DjXreal]

How about some HumanCentipedes?

[kabluwi]

@DjXreal OM NOM NOM NOM! FFFEEEEDDD HHHEEEERRRR!!!! XD

[maddaddy420]

They make great pets ;-))

[woah123456789101112]

BEAR GRYLLS, YOI FUCKING TWAT

[mochaxj]

i had three of those in my house here in bangkok a few years ago,

they took over the kitchen... well not really but they lived in the kitchen for about a week i was just scared of them so i didnt go in there,

a giant black one and 2 of them were red just like that one. i didnt know they were that dangerous!!

cool :)

[sukablianah2]

@mochaxj Cool! i wish i had them in our kitchen! i wanna go bangkok now!

[grijam02]

Fuck. That. Shit.

[thegbof]

@grijam02 i am 100% with you bro

[zidane10cambiasso]

jesus... 

[MrCazross]

oh ye theres a GIANT centipede and it is very angry oh wait lets pinch it with sticks and i bet u he ate its br

[Zayne285]

"You do not wanna mess with it" *Says the guy pinching it together with 2 pieces of wood*

[Dez13040287]

Thats why i tuck my trousers into my sport socks!

[MinamotoInyo]

That cameraman must hate his job..

[RaynorX]

You'll eat it and you'll LIKE IT!

[aLex0kain]

i would've squashed it!!!!

[palarancho]

finally something he wont eat

[SuuOfTheSun]

Bear: "You do not want to mess with it." *Starts attacking it with stick RIGHT in front of the camara*

Me: "Your pretty cute and all but that's just...no...That's a big no-no..."

[270Gmoney]

Why dont you put one of those in an animal activist's bed and see what happens

[redguy4]

the ones in arizona are bigger

[Dominik520520]

omg its a giant very dangerous and poisenous centipede im gonna piss it off even more than it already is because I AM BEAR GRYLLS BITCHES

[Ironjagg]

somewhere in indonesia they wud probly eat that again..they eat everything

[Jameswade2k]

#LOL

[Jameswade2k]

#FAIL

[fatfuckfucker]

Chuck Norris once climbed Everest in under a second, at the top he met an Angel, they both made sweet tender love and gave birth to Bear Grills.

[thirdlegUK]

human centipede would take that down any day

[ynotluvhippo]

@thirdlegUK lol.

[Theguitarguy97]

KILL THE DAMN THING!

[Stellarsniper]

@Theguitarguy97 When i am in the wild anything and everything that is creepy or crawly or even both that i encounter I kill better safe than sorry.

[Darkhearted84]

If you really want to survive, its better to kill it so it wont creep up on to your pants in the night

[tusexygato]

i was like...wTf' is that. oh shoot,,,oh,,shit,,,holly fuK''' mother fuker;;;

[GoldStrikeFreedom]

if that kind of thing crawls in my bed.. i swear that i wont make any bad moves to sting me in a stone... and that is one red giant centipede...

[daicathuthiet]

Holy FUCK look at the size of that thing!

No one fuck with me if i has one of those as a pet LOL!

[Wolverino7]

You think it would poisen you when you eat it, Bear? Come on you ate scorpions and shit nthing can harm you, you are the top of the food chain.

[thirstyrootbeer]

bite its fucking head off

[RatStravaganza]

Woah! Something Bear WON'T eat. That is a first! What a legend. :)

[EGarrett01]

@RatStravaganza

Yeah I was mad. I thought that thing was going down the hatch. Dammit.

[psychohog]

"These are more vicious than they look"......Well fuck me.

[roastedtyres]

stomp it

[iNUV0]

ill eat my shit instead

[RcKis0]

@iNUV0 HAHAHAH

[bourney08]

" YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH ONE OF THESE THINGS " **pokes giant centipede with a stick **

[MrFrozenCanuck]

Bear's a freaking idiot, if you want to survive don't do any of the things he does.

[chinglis]

@MrFrozenCanuck He's doing it for the fucking camera you ignorent fuck

[BunerJay]

rofl, not safe to eat.

wasnt really the first thing i wanted to do when i saw it but thanks for telling me i gues before i stuck a giant centipede down my throat.

[Panzwehr]

I grew up near a jungle.

These things killed my father and raped my mother.

[Fancysaltedpeanut]

@Panzwehr

damn they left you to live..

[Panzwehr]

@Fancysaltedpeanut barely. one of these centipede things held me up by a gun while the other threatened to cut off my finger. very scary

[jradetzky]

@Panzwehr r u sure the centipede isn't ur dad?

[jcv4200]

@Panzwehr LMAO

[freestylefurby]

damn nature, you scary

[SGTBizarro]

"You do not wanna mess with it." *messes with it some more*

Me: ... ?

[PianoPlayerBrad]

Wow, first time i didnt see him eat something that moves.

[glyw]

darn....i was hoping he would eat it

[nikkk0123]

I know I'll get a ton of thumbs down for this, but did they seriously add a hissing noise at :36 ? I'd say it's a cool enough animal without having to add fake noises.

[thehotafish]

hahaha

[angiebaby506]

stop waving it round like that!

[Chorlomis]

You do NOT want to mess with these things, they are HIGHLY venemous, NEVER poke them with sticks and harass them and lift them in the air, DO NOT underestimate these things by doing exactly what I'm doing right now, they WILL KILL you and your entire family.

[sneeptheelite]

fuck that thing is way too big

[mojototal]

Fucking centipedes, how do they work?

[kendokun0]

@mojototal fucking magnets is how.

[SgtSAWblade]

SHUDDUP AND EAT IT!

[TheMagicSloth]

@SgtSAWblade He can't it's HIGHHHLY VENNAMOUS

[scorppy123]

@SgtSAWblade LETS SEE YOU EAT A VENOMOUS CENTIPEDE

[Bucksnort54]

Did I just watch an advertisement preceding a video that didnt even have matching audio and video?

[cellopaddy]

no no no ads

[johnnypneumonic]

FUCKING COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jongkongmas]

I Will Survive!

[ecctopcd]

"Giant centipede is off my menu!" LOL

[WWEfanRJ]

this guy is proof that evolution went wrong somewhere

[Guardian016]

Nature has made a mistake.

[pedagogic1]

With a little bit of salt it makes a crunchy snack

[mugen18]

fr a sec there i thought hes gonna eat it..damn

[upgradinglegend]

AREN'T THEY SCOLOPENDRA CENTIPEDE

[jayman10203]

nice! hey if you guys haven't seen my new man vs wild vid you should! just go to my site

[OmmaLilith]

Dieser Mann is einfach krank !

[nddavi58]

did that thing hiss??

[Extragiligant]

@nddavi58 lol

[M0koto]

this guys show is a fake D=

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

giant centepede is off my menue too lol

[menyakol888]

it would have been better if you showed us the effect of its bite on you.. LMAO

[hotlikeether]

@menyakol888 nah def didnt find that funny at all

[darkness14567]

he is showing you what you can do in a worst case scenario! "between life and death" or if you have no other choice. it wont even take the brains of a baby to know that. who would eat shit for show?? morons these days are multiplying fast.

[TheSteph1999]

Domminican Rep. :)

[Tibly]

I thought it's okay to take it's tail and head off, and then you can eat it... little bit of its venom could help you to immune any other bacteria, and venoms.

[ahaha7980]

fuck i would not want to meet up wit that thing in the jungle or somethin it looks like it is out of that kin kong movei when thoes guys fall in to that one pit and those ccentipedes attack and i sure as hell woudnt want to be holding that camra

[WOOTWOOT4789]

YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH THEM!! ( he is messing with it)

[Tyannalyn]

i see centipede's in my house

[Mercury888]

bear is a fake

[hanulka525]

@Mercury888

It is no fake

[TheBoredguy99]

that's one big centipede

[sabinakim22]

you do now wanna mess with it. hes messin with it

[MultiEggboy]

Why would it be on your menu anyway?

[jokerhong123]

it can kill u dood

[fullysickbro1000]

THat guy is just a man whore he gets paid do do things he will regret later in life

[kingicered]

bigger than my cock

[gartner10112]

hate to say it but he got so famous by eating gross shit. les stroud is a much better survivalist

[Capuano231]

Surprised he didn't eat it, he eats anything. And Im mean anything

[PoptartsRxtrem3]

it's poisonous dude.

[NewZealandParkour]

we have those in new zealand fun as to capture and pickle in jars and put on your shelf

[karthickpersia]

soooo scary

[amxrtdket]

"Giant centipede is off my menu" lol shocking

[ancalites]

"do not wanna mess with it"

*pokes it with stick*

[ShinShoki]

exactly lol

its like saying 'only u can stop forest fire'

*throw cig into bush*

LOL

[Tap0k]

@ancalites Only a man with "Bear" in his name can get away with something like that.

[CawkInMouf]

@ancalites hahah =D

[GamerGod991]

Bear Grylls is so cool! Makes me wanna have a life like that.

[deluxedookie]

@GamerGod991

you can

[nguyenboy1]

OMG, that centipede is big!

[decoguitar]

Pensei que ele iria comer... ¬¬'

[HabboMafiaRpg]

DAMN! I'm totally phobia with those!

[Mistergordoo]

desgussssstinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggg!!!!!!!!shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit­ttttttt

[1234567lukeful]

omg leave it bite bite

[Doc367]

Plenty of them in Hawaii you find them all over the place

[maidenslayer]

Saw this on TV. Channel 4 I believe.

[st8oftheart]

EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT !!!!

[vk45de]

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL !!!!

[MarshallGreen808]

Looks like the ones we got in Hawaii.

[efflow330]

I feel bad for the camera guy. Having to lung that thing everywhere. While he just takes a nice stroll.

[DrFugue]

are we talking about the same camera guy who gets to sleep in a nice tent and sleeping bag while Bear sleeps on like frickin oak branches and piss covered leaves? Same camera guy who brings a sack lunch while Bear eats centipedes and raw eggs? Yeah, I thought so...

[hunthell]

@DrFugue actually, Bear Gryllsis a fake. sorry to break it to you.

[flyhighj65]

sorry, if youre disappointed that he isnt completely alone, but try shooting a survival show like that. Oh yeah, they did, survivorman, and look how that show turned out. The whole point is its a survival SHOW, they need to film it and put it on tv, and if you dont want an amateur looking video you could find on youtube, you kindof need a camera crew. The whole point isnt that HE is surviving, its to show YOU how to survive in similar situations

[sbuniverse]

@flyhighj65 You are absolutely right my friend :)

[wompasdub]

@flyhighj65 I think survivorman is 100 times better than this one

[kolokyal]

@flyhighj65 damn right, it's more to raise awareness.

[bljasa]

Are u kiddin my balls?

[Cheeplix]

You can't be serious... You know, I love this show, but actually believing what Bear does is real? Seriously... It's entertainment.

[beta331]

@Cheeplix It is "real" meaning that he does have to deal with those situations but he has help when he needs it

[dmenkhau]

Sweet...

[511998]

KILL IT ALREADY!!! i hate those CENTIPEDES

[ultraphoennix]

yeah me to yark

[boooboo988]

i never friggin liked centipedes, bigger ones are no exception! :)

[SicBoy100]

Bear Perfect Man;)

[happybirthday453]

that is so cool

[bosspersonfighter]

Ha, on the WildBoyz Steve-O had one of those crawl up his ass and crawl out three hours later.

[oneginee]

What most people do not realize is that this guy is not some random guy taking a risk. This guys handles venomous snakes, crocodiles, spiders. He is not as well known as steve irwine but twice as daring. Don't be fooled he knows exactly what he is doing. Do not try it yourself !

[Cloud6556]

@oneginee

He knows what he is doing but chooses not to take the sensible option because it looks better on camera that he eats all these crazy things when there is no need for it. Like the time he kills a Camel or something and eats the shit...when hes just killed a Camel and it has meat on it to cook. Im not saying i could do what he does but people like Ray Mears who do it properly show that you can live in the wild and eat and drink well. No need to eat the crap Bear does.

[Gypscrew]

true, but this guy is basically showing you that when worse comes to worse you can eat the things he does and get enough energy to move on.

[darkness14567]

@Gypscrew I aggree

[darkness14567]

@oneginee if you are in a life or death situation without any hope? won't you try it for the chance of surviving?

[Psychid5]

@oneginee the guy is total fake..

[bearfoot07]

i did see man eating centeped ew!!!

[silencesoloud12]

If the centipede is so venomous, why exactly is he fucking with it?

[WeGotTehPie]

Because he is fucking awesome like that.

[bloodyr9111]

this guys sick

[agrias09]

to:DiabolicalDick you know why its because your body is full of estrogen and you don't have testosterone in short your a GAY!

[adrianangelo456]

hey dude you are a really sad guy clown with yo' words

[DiabolicalDick]

Bear Grylls...what a guy!! Nothing seems to faze him. If i were to see a giant centipede, i'd literally SHIT MYSELF. Two smelly streaks of horrid poo down each leg the most likely scenario.

[togahog]

you should of killed it

[xGSxsrosasx]

DIE GOOGLE ADDS

[SeeFunnyShit]

lol i love this guy, "You don't want to mess with these" and pokes it with a stick like a kid.

[bobolandi]

"Off my menu" LOL

[SNIP3R937]

foot long centipede... my foot.... foot long centipede... my foot...hmm, pretty sure if i step on that fast little fucker its gonna die. whether its poisonouse or not, my foot is still gonna kill it.

[rawrberrys]

YOU DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH THESE *poky poky* ...lols

[nonameddog]

@hazelfooot its like getting red hot pliers and grabbing your skin, twisting it and holding it there for five hours... ants in the amazon can do that.... wonder what a centipede of this size can do

[TIfan4life]

he's ruthless i love him. =]