Welcome to Bjork Cooking! Today we're going to fry an egg. First you just roll it around your face until you're ready to crack it open into the pan. Oh shit, its burnt. No problem! Just grab this lizard and look out the window until you're ready to try again. Now just make sure you don't get any pixie dust in the food and you're all good.
Oh, mi reina, mi ángel, oh bella duende de ojos rasgados y verdosos, Venus es como un chico para ti. Sí pues, qué me queda, yo seré tu cojo Hefesto. Lástima que te gusten los chicos de color serio.
Aw, Lordy: this video makes me so endlessly, immeasurably happy, happy, happy. Please tell me some corporate asshole isn't going to insist on taking it down, ever again.
this song sings to my soul in an eccentric waay!! bjork's is way awesum, and i like the fact that she looks alot like my bestfriend only she can't speak or sing in Icelandic and she's much more fairer toned lolz!
Venus as a boy is a beautiful love song of the highest order. The video has absolutely nothing to do with the song. The video is terrible. Just awful. What was Director Sophie Muller thinking when she produced and directed this egg? The artistic integrity of Miss Bjork and her beautiful song got lost in this kitchen mess. Instead of Venus as a boy, all Bjork got was a lizard.
I f-ing love her!!!
FMFMXRacer 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
No women. No kids
wiggitywiggitywham 1 month ago
reminds me of food party
steponme1371 1 month ago
@steponme1371 love that show :)
wiggitywiggitywham 1 month ago
@wiggitywiggitywham me too! :D
steponme1371 1 month ago
now thats how you make breakfast
PuffSmelly 1 month ago
Welcome to Bjork Cooking! Today we're going to fry an egg. First you just roll it around your face until you're ready to crack it open into the pan. Oh shit, its burnt. No problem! Just grab this lizard and look out the window until you're ready to try again. Now just make sure you don't get any pixie dust in the food and you're all good.
fortehwin123 1 month ago 4
I loved bjork before i watched leon....but it fitted so well! as does sting at the end....
crank01 1 month ago
I Wanna Fuck To Bjork
TheAanguianoO 3 months ago
Leon the professional a good film , but natalie portman steals the show ,her acting is unbelievable in the film ,
solarstone11 3 months ago
He believes in beauty...and catnaps!
chizzidydoodah 3 months ago
seXXXy : )
722erodz 4 months ago
venus sunflower oil commercial
eszenyikeke 6 months ago
2:44 wow beautifull
TheDownhunteRlitghT 7 months ago
i am not venus as a boy, but i sure can relate some
imnothear 8 months ago
And not a fuck was given that day. =]
BreakTheSkyMyseIf 9 months ago 4
Lucky eggs
louzarv1 9 months ago 2
EGGS FTW!
sinisterkonata96 10 months ago
Luc Besson (León) is the best french actor of them all
Hashseed 11 months ago
@Hashseed Jean Reno was the actor that played Leon (love him), Luc Besson was the director of the movie (love his movies just as much) :)
lovelycalendula 7 months ago
Oh, mi reina, mi ángel, oh bella duende de ojos rasgados y verdosos, Venus es como un chico para ti. Sí pues, qué me queda, yo seré tu cojo Hefesto. Lástima que te gusten los chicos de color serio.
JuanAbrilRamos 1 year ago
Such a 90s apartment.
HomicidalPicnic 1 year ago
what a wonderful artist...
i adore Björk
manachiam 1 year ago
HERMOSA Y TALENTOSA WOW LA AMO *0* XOXO
IVIWAY99 1 year ago
my penus as her toy.
datafork 1 year ago
@datafork LMAO!!!!
ChrissieBana 1 year ago
@datafork hahaha
secumu 11 months ago
Bjork as her most beautiful, for sure!...Be still my heart! :0)
oldedrum 1 year ago
Aw, Lordy: this video makes me so endlessly, immeasurably happy, happy, happy. Please tell me some corporate asshole isn't going to insist on taking it down, ever again.
falstaffswims 1 year ago 2
mesmerizing
warriors41 1 year ago
Odd beauty.....the Irish in Iceland?
fflbrn 1 year ago
lol she cant cook for shit
crushy44 1 year ago 2
@crushy44
she can cook "maybe" eggs.
MauLupe 1 year ago
The music of Leon: The Professional ♥
jumpum 1 year ago 24
@jumpum Oh yes, a excellent song in a excellent movie!! :-)
Pokal777 1 year ago
lol this is funny
IranianBeauty1 1 year ago
She's SO beautiful !
And her voice is simply beyond words.
DKrocks94 1 year ago
this song sings to my soul in an eccentric waay!! bjork's is way awesum, and i like the fact that she looks alot like my bestfriend only she can't speak or sing in Icelandic and she's much more fairer toned lolz!
muchogwapita 1 year ago
I love this song so much....
caribind3 1 year ago
Venus as a boy is a beautiful love song of the highest order. The video has absolutely nothing to do with the song. The video is terrible. Just awful. What was Director Sophie Muller thinking when she produced and directed this egg? The artistic integrity of Miss Bjork and her beautiful song got lost in this kitchen mess. Instead of Venus as a boy, all Bjork got was a lizard.
1buddylove 1 year ago
@1buddylove
A major influence for this video was one of Bjork's favorite books -- Story of the Eye.
renethel 1 year ago
@1buddylove If you read the book - Story of the eye.
You would definatley understand the video.
sneekz07 1 year ago
haha, you're dirty... so was this made during their time then?
mizkimani 1 year ago
idc if its disturbing i think of thom yorke when i hear this song if you knoo what i mean ;] lmfao.
bubblepopelictric 2 years ago 3
ditto :)
lainehateshousework 2 years ago
Love this song! Thank you for sharing it. :)
suev42 2 years ago 10