Dane Cook Monkey Heist Halo Style

[MrCalintx]

my right ear enjoyed hearing this.

[kamEEkazyMAN223]

@MrCalintx wat bout ur left ear lol

[Tenkagethewise]

I agree, I want to be apart of a heist

[MrSWHOUSTON713]

4 YEARS LATER THIS IS STILL FUNNY ASS HELL!!

[MrSWHOUSTON713]

DAM IM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW..

[SorasSacrafice1]

100 anti-monkey last minute replacement are bleeding from the leg.

"WHERES THE VAN!" XD i love this guy!

[luxurytech]

100 people are wondering WHERES THE FUCKIN VAN!!!!!

[absol566]

-insert number of dislikes here- Didnt get to battle the monkey, so whoever posts stuff like that i have one thing to say, SHUT UP GET SOMETHING ORIGINAL TO SAY.

[Link3423]

100 people are monkey experts that don't want you to have a monkey

[iLikaDaSexxxx]

100 people missed the van

[TheEnseo]

I want a monkey now!!

[2468blackwolf]

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD

[xxfoxypuppyxx]

I guess there are 1OO monkey experts.

[MrJoshcano]

@DmanForTheWin711 100 people were wearing superman shirts.

[sureshotX13]

100 people that were wearing a superman shirt didn't know where the talking monkey driving the van was

[KennyDaPILOT]

100 people don't know where the FUCKIN' VAN IS!

[00BlakenedHeart00]

100 people were wearing the superman shirt

[Triple1Jay]

no i want to be like Altair or Ezio

[EmporerAaron]

the monkey driving the van is a classic joke

[JBP46]

lol whats the atual name for the skit in person?

[gaaraboy18]

1.31

the van is behind you D: go go go xD

[gater9111]

monkeys are ausome

[KNOWxFEAR]

2:50

[MegaRayman100]

IM IN YOUR CLOSET

[Domino6301]

98 people missed the van

[zeno711]

its true too!!!!

[Jimmymillmo]

1:33 WHERES THE VAN

BEHIND YOU DUMBASS

[musiclover4610]

ha I just watched "the town" and the whole time i was thinking of dane cook!

[AshLionHeart]

I don't like Dane Cook at all, but I admit this shit was funny.

[gavin9541]

wat map is this on

[theRobbygameboy]

this vid makes men want a monkey

[UnlimitedZoro2010]

@theRobbygameboy that is a horrible idea, first of all, they crap in their hands and throw the poop around in a festive manner

[Ryuugun9]

1:33 the vans right there in background stupid XDDDDD

[GothMC]

:'( I wanna monkey...

[thejaek24]

i would love to meet the 98 ppl who dislike this and shit in my hand and throw it in their face

[GeovanniLuciano]

I just watched heat "i wanna do that!"

[ssiharath]

exploding poop xD

[xAxBluexKnightx1994]

Where's the van?!?!?! 

[kzharris336755]

I disagree.... I would rather have a tank. I would choose a tank over a sexy heist with a monkey as my cameraman/driver.

[JocksterXD]

All guys want is sex!

Listen, finish blowing me, and we talk about this...later.

favorite!

[kitkat123345]

man i would be exciteded to come to my house and find a talking-armor wearing carrying a sword monkey it would be my bff XDDDDDD

[ItzJBTV]

The funny part about the superman shirt is that my friend owns one and he wants to beat anybody in our school that owns one

[Bytecutter]

Great one :D

[jeffviper12]

where can u find the sword

[Lopez01ism]

Thats one badass monkey

[sccandudz]

is it me, or does the audio get cut off?

[crackdownSUV]

@sccandudz Im from the original group that made it - yeah the audio gets cut off to only one side after the intro credits. Just some dumb mistake we didnt catch during editing.

[sccandudz]

@crackdownSUV ohhh, that sucks cause when i was trying to watch it again (always loved it and went through my fav's lol) my headphones only worked on 1 side, so i guess it was the wrong side xD

[Everlastingdeath15]

96 people dont get good comedy.

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

its more than just bananas and dancing with tooth brushes

[GIAMBIBROTHERS2]

I kinda like how Dane Cook associates things that all other people want in life or things they like so people can connect with him oh btw, WHERE'S THE VAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GEARMO751181315]

favorite part is 4:00 to 4:30

[Mugzy619Cheerios]

Halo 2 had way better maps than halo 3

[DC3dh182]

where's the van

[dragonjimalpa]

i want a monkey to

[Da4Josh2Man0]

love how tha monkey is an elite hahaha

[ohiostatsbuckeye]

he just stands there and looks cool then at one point says Lets kill these bitchs

[crabfly]

monky driving a van

 lol wtf

[M0N5T3Rful]

I always want to go down to mainstreet with a motherfucking ak47!

[Donavon55]

94 people missed the like button

[yyyyyfire]

wheres the van bambambambam wheres the fucking van bambambambam

[munir188]

this is so funy lol talking monkey "lets go!!!!"

[generalchief122]

the van is behind him lol

[rocketjoke]

"that's all guys want, dane, is sex."

"NAY!!!"

[CommanderProwl]

where is the van?

[jwhaler82]

Heat? Eh, for me, it's the Italian Job.

[carmineglitch]

"Wheres the van"

fuh fuh

"The VAN WAS SUPPOSE TO BE HERE"!!! LOL AWESOME

[lamaslayeggs11]

I want to have sex walk down a street steal a car start drive bys win a million dollars on the price is right by cheating like saying 401 when the guy next to me says 400 be in a hiest get shot find a time machine and fight a monkey with Abe Lincoln by my side

[lildeath060]

i would want sex and heist with monkey

[XxTurtleTommyxX]

@lildeath060 Ew you wanna fuck a monkey?

[lildeath060]

@XxTurtleTommyxX no i would want sex with a girl after i did the heist

[linklime1]

what map had the doors that u could push open

[Halo3Watcher13]

turf you need the multiplayer map pack to get it.

[72ownu]

WHERE DA FUCKING VAN!? lol

[LegendaryDemonicPie]

Heat is a truly awesome movie. I would want to be part of a heist over sex....well, maybe :P

[A117masseffect]

I'd rather be part of a heist, cause you don't have to explain what your night was like to the monkey! lol

[horrorstuff122]

its really true eny one that has or wants a monkey gets the same stuff i want a monkey i reaaaaally do

[2quick4u322]

that is so true every guy would rather b in a heist and have a monkey than sex

[speedy135789]

rofl thats funny

[dev117333]

2:20

[blueyellow21]

wheres the f'in van roflmfao

[krasykilla121]

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah­ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha

[joejoe931]

funny as hell lol

[Commando61]

why can i only hear it with one speaker?

[lilmonkey888]

I got the same problem.

[EliteShroom6377557]

lol i want a monkey more than sex and a hist lol i really do!!

[vivalaryan54]

when they start to bleed go

"I guess not"

lololololololo

[Badoe713]

who wouldnt want that!!!!!

exept for that one guy ha

[sjt912]

halo 2

[Stickkilller1996]

which halo is it?

[Gumface002]

awesome

[burningpig102]

lol nice :D

but by the way, how did you get in 3rd person on halo 2?

[aleian2094]

they probably had someone watch to do it

[Paparoach587]

omg that'd be so cool. battle your monkey at home!

[thewhofan99]

let's kill these bitches

[00akiramedia00]

I fill sorry for the blue guy at 1:49 hes got the blue screen of death

[sharpwheels]

XD, more like GIVE ME A MINUTE I NEED TO REBOT AHHHHHHH BLUEEE SCREEENNNNEEEDDDD

[J117]

the thing that would be better than a monkey... a MonkeyNinja!

[taz89spin]

what would be better than that is a talkin ninjamonkey

[gamercorey666]

And better than that is a talking ninjamonkey with a armor and a sword!

[taz89spin]

crud i cant top that

[squishymcd]

or better still a monkey with a little suit and a shotgun who helps in the heist and is like "DIE!!!" and then he shoots like 5 people and then starts t-baggin the corpses!!! top that

[GreyMatter00Duh]

This was hilarious.

[ghosthalo300]

this is so awesome

[momosmith]

i'm in ur closet!!!

[ShadowTerios]

holy shit u just talked!

[Uchiha918]

we gata go we gata go we gata go

[Killagrass1995]

3:39

[kimboslicerulesfan15]

naw naw naw naw bleedin from the leg

[lameface12]

lol when he says "wheres the van" if you look in the background, theres van.

[rever98]

i want a monkey...

[familyguy7462]

me to

[jest392]

excuse me sir, i overheard u saying u would like to have a monkey and let me tell u thts a terrible idea, excuse me! sir! sir!

[Razgriz0111]

"WHERES THE VAN!! bang!! THE VAN WAS S'POST TO BE HERE!!!! BANG!!!" lol

[caboosedonut0]

"lets kill these bitches'!"

[Hecckfan]

Omg that last one would be so freakin amazing

[MrExilo]

Master Cook guy turning to the camera to deliever the lines is pure genius. The Elite playing the monkey is pure genius. God these videos are some of the best i've ever seen.

[ElizabethScotty]

Lets kill these bitches.

[mosesjones111]

hahahah best dane cook i ever seen and good job on video

[playa674]

my throat alomst broke at the monkey part

[kkmdew09]

dane cook is awesome and all this is true and by the way Great vid 5 stars

[fastasabee]

thats some funny stuff that is true i do want a monkey

[BlackStallion1116]

its kinda true never mind its HELLA TRUE!!!

[grant1223]

its all true

[itachikiller90210]

HELLLLLLLLLA funny

[GIAMBIBROTHERS2]

video creator your so fuckin awesome

[bcwr96]

wtf is that smily face on ur armor????!!!!???? btw its hilarious!

[AnimeJR101]

i am going to own a monkey

[cooljamie08]

stupid monkey

[funnyman1673]

its like the monkey in family guy

[mannd422]

That was great! Well done! By far the best dane cook joke animation. That just cracked me up!

[jbake469]

fantastic work. the best dane cook halo style version ive seen thus far.

[peckyjoe22]

soooo fucking funny lololololololololoollol

[yingyang1005]

omg this is always funny

[tom54100]

very well done! great animation to do along with the joke! lol

[jargomasta]

nice job with live style in the begining, i luv that app, its soo fun

[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

good old school dane cook

[letzgosk8cy]

hahahhahhahahahah nice

[uchihasobuto]

it hurts but it makes me fell kool

[dnd2011]

Is that what guys want? A monkey

[laugh0at0you]

Yes, that is what we want.

[jargomasta]

yeh, duh

[SaturnVII]

Who doesn't want an evil monkey? I can't believe how pumped I would be coming home knowing that there is a talking monkey that I'm about to have a sword fight with!

[laugh0at0you]

WHERE'S THE VAN!?

[Hinatasboy180]

the monkey can talk?

[finleycheese08]

Wheres the van!? >=O

[captainflowers101]

screw the monkey I would rather have the elite

[redkiba]

dude what is that monkey thing?

[gwchamp813]

LOL VERY LAST PART HILARIOUS!

[Lateralusmaster]

omfg i did not expect an elite in a tree for the monkey part! ROFL

[Soap688]

ROFLOL!!

[PickEmAndFlickEm]

awesome vid

[servocrow25]

LOLLLLLLLLLL

HILLORIOUSSSSSSS

[jdogwar]

I guess not.

LOL!!!!

[LilReeper13]

awesome

[numanuma454]

ha ha 3:58 to 4:01 smiley faces

[W3R3WOLVES]

lol!!!

[Dami456123]

the arbiter is the monkey lol

[crazyninja6666]

lol

[KittyKiki524]

"no no no no no bleedin from thie leg...

WHERES THE VAN?!?!"

LOL XD

[LordDravott19]

KUDOS to johnmayte.

[hansebangerstudios]

langweilig

[BRUT3MURD3R3R]

funny lolololol

[weridyoko]

no no no!!...WERES THE VAN!!

[videomaster820]

i want a sword fighting talking monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kennythiu1]

dont we all lol

[daken000]

a festaful of monky poop

[americanrazorkid]

wheres the van!(gun sounds)the van was supposed to be here!!!!!!

[plushoyo]

-All guys want is sex,

-Finish blowing me and we'll talk about this later.

That kills me.

[heyheyheysniper]

this makes me wanna watch heat

[WickedUnrelentingVLN]

I subscribed. This is the most perfect version I've seen!

[angeredtsuzuki]

Thanks mate.

[Stickstar]

nice video.