Snake Bytes TV - 15'ft Snake Bite Fail

[SuburbanShinobi8000]

Ouch... ball shots hurt. That reminder me I ficcbie weapons and I don't mix.

[nateDawg12346]

hey im just wandering if you guys can do more stuff about reticulated pythons? please im thinking of getting one and just want to know more(: nice vids you guys have keep them up(:

[OG035]

flag it for porn! he just got a blowjob from a snake!!!

[Naruto40883]

Lmoa

[gOneferalinc]

I want chewy's wussy screams as my ring tone... Every snake in that shop hates his guts.. What a chief!!

[8xXxAngelicDevilxXx8]

LMAO! LMAO! AHHHH AHAHAHA, not good for me to watch at work when I work in an office xD every1 keeps lookin at me crazy cuz they dont get what I'm laughing at LOL HAHAHA :))

[Lvduggo69]

Lucky he has tinny balls !

[armorArtichoke]

Chewy knows he's going to get bitten while filming, why even act surprised about it?

[jasminepetrarca]

HAHHAHAHAA ahhhh my balls!

[666MM420]

press 4 hahahaha

[THEZOOLOGIST123]

hahhhahaha!

Chewy almost got castrated!

[Vakrian]

darn the snake was so close :)

[Tomas2821]

je to trapas

[theemopiggy9]

did you ever want to have kids because..... well im no doctor but i i think that you have a rare condition called snakemouth ballcrush im sorry to be the one who tells you this but........................no kids for you!

[reptileguz]

wicked funny vid

[MrsBigB123]

now wht do u call tht dance

[MrZulgen]

And thats how ball pythons got there name.

[clockmover]

can barely see it but the dude is wearin a BUBBA ARMY T SHIRT!!!!!!!!! bubba army bitches!!!!!!!

[dgrubb1991]

I had a biology teacher that had one of these. It bit him while he was feeding it during one of his classes. It literally drug him under his desk. His students had to pry it off him. You really dont wanna mess with thes guys unless you really know what youre doing.

[TheEmolla]

fail blog style

[XXJULIUSXX1993]

do an episode where chuee get bit in the arm by the big snakes

[BEasy119]

DAMN CHEWY ALL THE SNAKES HATE YOU LOL

[Sarnamia]

That could've been bad....

[all4athena]

funniest thing ever!

[blodmoney]

That is a big fuKKKKKing snake GDM

[rockinreptilesTV]

come on guys stop hating .this burmese python has been crazy for years! watch the bigslickserpents video and you will see.this burmese python is crazy but most burms are tame (with handling). and i can not stress about how much intermediate keepers should go buy one.

[LRDubya]

i agree i think that with proper knowledge of owning and handling large snakes that burms are one of the best large speciese to own. i have a 2 year old burm that is TOTALLY docile and the sweetest little (when i say little i mean BIG) guy in the world. excellent pets for people who know how to handle them

[oldirtywanka]

wuuuaah oouuw my balls hahahaaaa

[darknessahead520]

lame

[herper55]

Great video Byran.Great them coming

[DeathMetal4Ever1]

I hope my burm gets that big

[1cecold93]

emoboy, that waz a huge mistake you just made. u just added another snake to the growing population of NON NATIVE snakes in the everglades. that was a STUPID idea. if it was ur concious that told u to let it go in the everglades then howz about u tell ur concious to shut its ass up.

damn

[septemberchic22]

lol, big but beatuful snake

[reptiboy]

you are the biggest idiot ever. in the history of fucking forever

[Muppephile]

I'm guessing your just an emo who enjoys pissing people off.

[joeyseph1]

Thats not funny one bit. . . you are the reason that the government is trying to ban all non native snakes and animals in general, thanks a lot man.

You know what that snake is going to do, its going to go off and find a nice tasty alligator to eat, and then either a park ranger is going to come across it and kill your Anaconda or its just going to explode from to big a meal.

Just another case for the government to provide for there reason to ban these animals and all others. good job

[buck1ofthajb]

@joeyseph1 Bro i think he was just kidding & i hope he was but dang good points man, dmn good points.

[Theunlimitedgeek]

dude its a burm you retard

[joeyseph1]

what the fuck are you talking about

[GodzillavsChuckNoris]

Emoboy, you're the type of idiot that got all the smart, responsible snake owners in trouble with bills like S373! It's stupid, lazy, inbred douche-bags like you that make it so hard for intellegent, responsible snake owners to legally have their beloved animals! I personally don't own a snake over 7 ft, and the reason for that is because I know I can't handle that kind of responsibility or provide proper care; you should've done research on Anacondas before buying!

[PukingUpEntrails]

@EmoBoy1315 wow. seriously? are you fuckin retarded? stupid fuckin emos. go kill yourself.

[2lizards5]

i was reading a reptile book about pythons and it said "pythons are the second safest pet after gold fish"

[Jordan060692]

its true i own one and its a lap dog. i love him

[Taigacan]

im just saying man, unless ur an EXPERT and are keeping one for special reasons, then these things are not pets, especially when theyre being released into the everglades by careless fools

id still with, at max, an 8ft snake xD

[rockinreptilesTV]

taigacan he is an expert and he owns THE WORLDS LARGEST reptile breeding facility hatching over 30,000 snakes a year and he breeds burmese pythons (the ones in the video)

[Taigacan]

@rockinreptilesTV i never said HE wasnt

[903harman]

>.> that book fails,they can wrap around you in your sleep if there hungry enough :I.

[2lizards5]

HAHA i thought you ment the book.

spose they would but if you had some book or somthing to hold the lid or top of the cage down then he shouldent escape

[903harman]

lol,

[rockinreptilesTV]

2lizards5 it only depends on what python you have. they can be tamed down alot but most like scrub pythons, burmese pythons, and of course green tree pythons can be really hard to tame and you would never want to **cuddle** with them

[DreamsofCentaurs]

@rockinreptilesTV lol yeah ya would want to cuddle with the one in the vid either lol

[MichaelShawnDavis]

Thats Awesome man! But with people trying to ban pythons I don't know how good this will help....

[serpentdancer85]

LOL!, Chewy ALWAYS!!!! Gets bit... he must have the worst luck

[Fob616]

Chewy getting bit is common though. Wouldn't be surprised lol.

That snake seems to get bigger everytime I see it :D

[DPKArizona]

I not want python snake made me very afraid too huge for me. Boa is okay only 12 feet not over and python more over feet than boa.

[TimBrooks2009]

lol, i just got myself a baby albino burm. ive never had a big snake only corns & royals but ive done my research & i think i got what it takes (i think)

I also got a dwarf retic & he quite mean but he only 3 foot at the mo, cant wait for my burm to be 15ft!

[blackl4life]

Bahahahahahahahahahhawshahsah

[tegiede]

Brian,is it just Your job to think this stuff up?Very creative vid:D

And easily made with a big calm burm.

keep it up.

[SnakeBytesTV]

Thanks for watching. For some reason I get a lot of ideas for the show. Sometimes I think I'll run out, but they seem to keep coming.lol Always looking for ideas, so if you have any let me know:) Thanks again for the support! Brian(Sbtv)

[Albinoburmeses]

You should have another open house thing and let me come up there and check out the place i've been watching your guys vids for forever.

[dopeking2003]

Brian I totally respect everything you've done in the states to stop hr669 and i know your figting the good fight, ignore the idiot and carry on mate! this video has somewhat put me off buying a burm, i dont fancy a c*ck piercing

[SnakeBytesTV]

I can undestand, that but to be totally honest if you feel you can handle a big snake, burms are normally great animals. Even this girl is normally a sweetheart. She was just having a really bad day for some reason. We should have just let her be for the day. Don't let this turn you off to it. They are incredible animals! Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[theartbook35]

@SnakeBytesTV I have a preference toward the more "affectionate" boas, but I think of burms as being very sweet and very good with people. Only reason I don't want a burm is because, I will likely live by myself in the future, and if there is ever an emergency like a fire, I won't be able to carry a 200 lb snake, and I doubt a group of firefighters would be willing to.

[namannasir]

first!

[repogod911]

Shoulda taken another step or two back before doing the "oh my balls" dance lmao

[ReptileMom44]

You should send this to AFV or Failblog! :0)

[highresvid]

woah.. my balls.. hehee...

[KiddBlack]

So THAT'S why he's called Chewy...

HA.

[NicholasTam1134]

no cus hes really hairy and Chewbacka from star wars

[KiddBlack]

....It was a joke...

[sk8ergangsta2003]

o. m. g. THAT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN PRETTY!!!!! thank goodness chews is alright. scary...

[hovafl]

Great video. Shots like that just cant be held for the next epsode. Chewy's been m.i.a. in the last few episodes, GREAT COME BACK!

[DarkLight668]

lol, it was always going to be Chewy, He always gets bit...Poor guy :)

[bigheinzer]

this will strengthen the hr2811...for the other guys

[SnakeBytesTV]

What does it have to with anything about hr2811? I have been involved in that fight far more then most anyone. I would never put anything out that would hurt our hobby. They are worried about invasive species, not someone handling a burmese. I mean no disrespect, but please be educated before making accusations about our vids. Sorry if I offend you, I just do so much to protect the hobby that I don't need anyone to think we would hurt it. Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[S0XF0X]

I agree Brian, and your help is greatly appreciated. A bitey snake won't make the fight to pass hr2811 more of a possibility. Thanks for the video, it was a great laugh :D

[unicyclelord]

I agree he needs to read his stuff!

[bigheinzer]

i have read my stuff and i sent over 200 letters regrading HR669, how many did you send? The arguments of HSUS and PETA refer to the fact that these animals are dangerous and can not be held captive safely.

therefore when you post a video of a 15 foot snake lunging at a grown man, with the slightest bit of hesitation. It could be interpreted as vicious, uncontrollable and hostile animal

[SnakeBytesTV]

First off I was the one that ran the nohr669 campaign, so I might have done a little more then you on that one. I also know that hsus does not pass legislation. It's the congress and senate. I can guarantee you that nothing that is on youtube will have anything to do with their decision. I have been invovled in every fight over the last years and understand how it works. While hr2811 might be more about emotion then science, it is an invasive species issue. If you want to fight with me thats OK

[p3trjonsn]

bryan, i would kill anyone who wants to fight u

[DreamsofCentaurs]

@SnakeBytesTV what is the nohr669 and other stuff about? I dont keep up with the news that often please dont tell me its a law saying ppl cant keep snakes as pets >.<

[nesquik344]

@DreamsofCentaurs nah it doesnt i just researched a bit, it was saying things like the boa and python family is too dangerous or something and was planning to not allow them to be owned in america

[CrashOverdrive4]

@SnakeBytesTV Listen asshole i have one python at my house its not invading anything. whats your problem with that? and why are you even watching snakebites? go to your peta homepage. loser with nothing better to do. you are not so much cooler online!!

[unicyclelord]

Unfortunatly i cant send any letters as im from the UK! I find your use of words quite humourous though, you suggest could be interpreted as. It seems to me and everyone else here that you're the only person here who saw it that way.

P.s im assured by many people that Chewy's manhood looks and smells identical to rabbit & rats.

[damnationofsociety]

@bigheinzer wow dude, you really dont know anything about reptiles do you? Just because the snake striked at him, doesnt mean its vicious, uncontrollable and hostile, its a misunderstanding. Snakes are farely easy to care for, and can be held captive safely. Although, venomous snakes are a different story. But thats common sense. You sound like you need to do more research.

[peekoispet]

WHATS HR2811?sorry im only ten lol

[bigheinzer]

Well I was referring to the fact that it shows that these animals can be vicious and uncontrollable, even by a professional such as yourself. We all know that this bill is less about invasive species and more so about the agenda of the HSUS and groups like PETA,

The next step is no one is allowed to keep them at all. I am educated, and that's a rude bullshit comment to make even you say "no offense after" some asshole is going to watch this and say "what if that was a kid" That's my point

[Albinoburmeses]

just as vicious and uncontrolable as a dog. Do you know how many deaths we have every year from dogs, and do you know how many deaths we have every year from snakes? Look it up as you may be quite suprised. Dogs as do snakes both have bad days and should just be left alone as do humans and cats. You dont make a very good argument just by saying; "Well I was referring to the fact that it shows that these animals can be vicious and uncontrollable, even by a professional such as yourself"

[AtheistrEvolutionist]

@bigheinzer you should read the comment left by Brian on this topic. You are misinformed.

[jeffevens13]

OMFG!!!! 0.0 that could have ended soooo badly!! hahahaha =P

[LizzardLover100]

another bril vid of chewy he almost lost his man hood ha! Last nite my young corn snake escaped i was lookin al nite for him havint found him yet so i placed food out am at work today wreaked cant wait to get ome to keep hunting ne1 any good tips, advise or traps plz feel free to send me a msg i love my litte guy hope i find him!!!!!!!

[xKHxx]

ha im loving that!

[LucidRaver]

Lucky chewy that it didn't hit the marker. Nice short and intense vid ^^ - You guys should do a collection of small "bite bloopers". Meaning a collection clip of insidents like this caught on camera =)

[r3xc]

Awesome =)

[oOmrburmsOo]

chewy is so funny. legend

[jxz107]

YEAH THAT WAS AWESOME GETTING BIT BY A 15 FOOT BURM ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jk, nice but poor chewy

[keezyb4life]

lmao im dieing from laughin

[jcv4200]

LMAO!!! Gotta love Chewy, lol!

[Reptilekeeper08]

LOL why is it chewy that always gets urt XD

[Wrost]

say what you guys will a snake bite to the shorts....your entire life flashes before your eyes. I know from personal experience haha

[DigitalKnight22]

almost became a ball python rofl

[kr4zykyle]

Nice. lol

[r3xc]

@DigitalKnight22 Rofl =)

[STGshenanigans]

I'm jelous.

[BayerLexan]

Hmm, maybe we'd all be better off if chewy wasn't able to breed.

[focanesti]

yeh man jump around some more... snakes hate moving targets

[wannacorndog]

I almost pissed myself laughing . I guess that would have been a Burmese Prince Albert. ; -)

[BatSnakegirl]

Just as great a fail as my youngest brother "failing" in the water at Cedar Falls in Ohio.

Poor Chewy XD

[evergreen257]

so close!!scary for you!!!;D

[bamf64]

hahhahhhah

[ChondroBiak]

heck after that i would buy a steel cup

[sample2501]

i lol'd so hard, thnx guys for that vid ^_^

[Fangsinurface]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[citthrasher517]

i have found that when you are nervous like they both were you get jumpy and twitchy the snake tends to bite more(trust me i know from experience lol) and tis hard but you gotta stay calm especially around the big ones.

[Graph1cTerror]

Classic Dr. Chewy

[snowgyre]

This public service announcement brought to you by SnakeBytesTV. Haha!

Yikes, that would've smarted!

[Exhume2Consume]

i love the little clips thats the way too do it!

[MBARfilms]

lol only he would get bit by that

[coldtoon]

This is hilarious and all but it seems that one day something could go wrong that might have an adverse effect on the snake.

[lizardboy7]

ooooooo in da royal gems

[Velocipablo]

three letters LOL

[karst125]

in all realism, it's nice to see you guys mess up to, makes us feel not so stupid when the big guns screw up

[SnakeladyGreta]

Oh, I forgot to say... "Nice dance moves Chewy!" :D

[1softkiss]

LOL Told Brian all those dance breaks in the shop with Kel and "Dorothy" paid off Chewy had the moves down. LOL

[kgb346]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[SnakeladyGreta]

That is the classic "Leave me alone" bite, where they strike... maybe with mouth open, but don't clamp down (because they don't want you stuck near them, either... they just want you to run away). :) My boa did that to my hand ONCE when she was smaller, was shedding.... and I decided to help her... and ignored her "Hiss" (which meant "Please leave me alone") The following bite meant "I SAID Leave me alone!"

[octavian300]

traumatic.

[reptiboy]

ahhh...poor Chewy, he goes through so much trauma i can't help but imagine he'll be a really mean old man.

[ReptileMom44]

OMG! Too damn funny! It's been a long time since we saw Chewy get bit... I needed a good laugh!

[jessigrady22]

ouch.... i think thats gonna leave a mark

[96amadeu]

haaaa! ow my balls!

[linfinster]

lololol "Stay Calm .... AHHHH MY BALLS"

[HerpFreak36]

That's Funny!

[jusbla5e]

roflmfao

[Killerspider762]

lmao that was so funny!

[darkmonkey342]

LOL....chewy doesnt need his balls anyway

[DavisReptiles]

And that's why you never handle a big snake by yourself, you never know what it is gonna do ;)

And who knows, maybe the snake just really liked chewy ... lol

[pbrskater26]

I have been bit by a 5 foot burm, did not hurt that bad, but to get bit by this guy would probably requier stitches

[angelf1]

This is like the coolest thing ever you have a hobby and you support it with all you got and you basically have a snake farm and stuff but seriously this is so damn funny keep up the good work

[hawkiscrazy9]

chewy screams like a girl

[ROBDOMINICANKING]

most love the hobby never know what is going to happen grate vid

[ballpython23]

i hope he doesnt want to have kids soon. hahaha nudered

[OneLoveReptiles]

haha chewy almost got nudered haha chewy is the one who always gets hurt and when he does its the most fun to watch

[danhebz]

thats jokes he almost got nudered

[iFeedMyDingoBiscuts]

RIP Chewy's Future kids... RIP/

[infoherper]

OMFG THAT HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE WHEN I WAS 14 EXCEPT THE FACT THAT IT ACTUALLY TAGGED ME. (bcc)

[snakemaster7]

LOL that was hilarious.

[SnakeBytesTV]

Glad you liked it! Thanks, Brian(SBtv)

[zucabrasil]

LOL that was very close.

[SnakeBytesTV]

Yes it was! Thanks for watching, Brian(Sbtv)

[caljo08]

lol if i was the snake i think i would want to bite him to, just to see him in pain again, it's priceless lol.

[SnakeBytesTV]

Haha, he is the most fun to watch get hurt.lol Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[cmndrkool321]

chewy takes too much for the team! give him a raise!

[SnakeBytesTV]

He does deserve it for sure! Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[RenatoandEric]

WOHHH, that was sooo close:O

[SnakeBytesTV]

Too close for comfort.lol Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[KKHerps]

that looks like something chewy would mess up on...

[SnakeBytesTV]

Haha, yeah that's about his speed.lol Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[Flyawayever]

LOL

Him flailing around- priceless.

[SnakeBytesTV]

Only Chewy would act like that.lol Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[randysherps]

lol, that was great, I've been in his shoes with a good sized snake launching at the junk, thankfully the big girl got a mouth full of saggy bluejeans and missed everything else.

[SnakeBytesTV]

Haha, I've had that happen too. Just a week or so ago on the leg! We have that on film too:) Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[dirksilver]

that was great...where is chewy? i haven't seen him on the show in a while?

[cdouglas105530]

lol that was chewy

[dirksilver]

duh that was chewy...hahaha i ment he hasn't been in any of the actual episodes in a while

[SnakeBytesTV]

Yep, that was Chewy. Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[dirksilver]

yeah i know but i haven't seen him in an actual episode in forever! whats up?

[jghost117]

can any one say that a cup is needed lol

[SnakeBytesTV]

Haha, that it is:) Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[ManEatingTaquitos]

know imagine the snake had better aim and fangs...

[DaniMart2005]

and it clamped down, twisted around.... you get the idea!

[SnakeBytesTV]

Haha, now that would have been better footage.lol Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[DirtyRiku]

Ahhh, Chewy. You silly, silly man...

[SnakeBytesTV]

I know, what was he thinking:) Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[jmoonstar8]

Oh that sucks...hope he isn't in too much pain! LMAO!

[SnakeBytesTV]

Haha, he's fine now:) Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[Reptileboi101]

rofl! thats hilarious

[SnakeBytesTV]

Glad you liked it:) Thanks, Brian(Sbtv)

[thejailbreaker]

a cup ,,,lmao !