WellTabs - As Seen on TV Network

[WertzOne]

Gotta love Vicodin.

Signed: Dr. G. House

[CapitalistOverlord]

So, it's soma? Great, I always wanted to live in Brave New World!

[Oudler]

Hello friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin.

[Oudler]

Reeks of placebo!

[Daytripper1991]

No Shelter by Rage Against the Machine. Look it up

[MisterAshTre]

@vinosd773 if you're scared of a fake, placebo-effect drug with no effective at all, which is not illegal/unethical in anyway, you should not go into the army at all. the army cannot make a man out of such a pussy as yourself.

[vinosd773]

and zombie apocolypse usually dont start lol. though itd be the funnest way of the wolrd ending i doubt this will do it just because of the past.

[vinosd773]

i have a quiestion about this stuff, im trying to join the u.s military and i am realllllly catious as to what is put into my body now so i just wanna make sure that this is not going to disquialify me for enlistment? can someone please reply and tell me

[ildon1]

Isn't this how the zombie apocalypse usually starts?

[ARMquaman]

I swear this broad was Johnny Depp's girl friend on 21 JS that was killed in the second season ep called "Orpheus 3.3". Can't pull her name out rt now but I'm working on it. It was "Amy Pierson" on he show.

[DKATmusic]

years of scientific research, funded by yourselves. Positive Mood Technology???? hahahhaha this is a croc of shit placebo

[jwildman95bamf]

I feel like a propogandaist because when i saw this commercial i started thinking "The goverments making us eat pills to make us feel good". Seariously, how lazy and unmotivated do you have to be to pop a pill (especially like this) to feel good. I have more respect for people that shoot heroin then buy this stuff. And thank you neuralknight for pointing out an ACTUAL natural drug thats been making people feel good for thousands of years

[showmelight]

can someone re-record this commercial without all the popping? i saw this on adult swim and laughed quite a bit.

[DumLilV]

Can't you just masturbate to feel better? It's quick and free at the comfort of your home.

[yomamamamamification]

This commercial is bullshit. It doesn't help that the spokeswoman is talking as she would to a five-year-old, and her cheeks look like they belong on her ass.

[NetTutors]

This is a terrible attempt at manipulating people.. But the worst part is they're offering false hope. Firstly saying drugs are the answer, secondly i heard it's just a placebo effect.

[Thealmightysanchez]

POSITIVE MOOD TECHNOLOGY

[newpo1nc]

they give you a free trial!!! dont crack dealers do the same thing?

[denzeppelin]

I heard you can get the same thing out of exercise... but none of us want to do that, do we? MICHELLE OBAMA IS THE DEVIL FOR MAKING US WANT TO WORK OUT!

[Jessssssssii]

or you can smoke weed.

[stitchmorg]

What a truly terrible commercial

[externalpower]

wow what is the worst thing that can happen? ahhaaha.

[avedic]

George Orwell would have gotten a kick out of this.

Seriously, if there is anyone out there who this actually speaks to...if you really do feel stressed out and depressed...DON'T buy this FDA backed bullshit. Smoke marijuana. It's natural, non-toxic, non-addictive, and has been used by humans for thousands upon thousands of years with NO ill effects whatsoever. Sure, it's illegal, but so what? This is your life we're talking about. Don't structure your well-being around backwards laws.

[klowdz1]

@avedic if youve read "Brave new world" then you should know that this is the same thing as "soma"

[avedic]

@klowdz1 Yep, that was my Orwell reference. Soma indeed...

[Inferno976]

When i saw this, i laughed my ass off. I know someone out their is dumb enough to buy it.

[avedic]

I just saw this commercial...This is fucking DISGUSTING. "Has the dehumanizing capitalist system made you depressed and feeling like your life is void of meaning? Great! Just down our pill(for a price) and we'll have you drugged out enough to keep putting up with the bullshit of a society intent on turning every last piece of the Earth into a product."

[donaldtroberts42]

Your a fucking scam artist and ought to be dealt with in the harshest manner. Fucking pigs like you that will ruin this world. !! Go fuck your self and od on those palcebos you bitch !!

[NeuralKnight]

" FINALLY a natural supplement JUST to make you feel good... "

???...

That's called WEED.

[sabian630]

@NeuralKnight ..haha Well Done!

[ThuSkyline]

0:14 - "You don't sleep well because your mind is racing, your heart is pounding, and you're scared"

Yes, I find it hard to sleep whilst being raped.

[CoryKyleB]

"A Natural supplement..."

Hm...Placebo anyone? >.>

[miker10491]

I know i've seen that actress before. But i don't know where. Does anybody know who she is?

[Cobralalalala]

First I was like "Positive Mood Technology!?! That's hilarious!"

Then I realized people are being scammed by this, and was less amused.

[diogeneslaertius666]

SOMA oozing from out every pore

"to the pudding vats!" they cried in vain

modern man seeks to ignore

what i have instantly reclaimed.

[Swingfinger]

WELLTABS MADE MY PENIS FALL OFF

[KaOsKoBrA15]

ITS CRYSTAL METH INA PILL FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

[irukandji88]

hahaha...this is crooked,.

[Robyn01011995]

Better Living Industries is behind this. >.>

(if you're a My Chemical Romance fan, you'll understand)

Killjoys UNITE! xD

[yomamamamamification]

@Robyn01011995 My chemical romance is terrible. Terrible. Gtfo.

[PRIVATEAYEIEYE]

Just saw the ad on TV. Their come-on is disturbingly like the pitch the Moonies used to use to get converts.

[supagirl24]

saw this on tv... laughed so hard - can't believe they're letting people sell opium on tv. :P hahaha "do you have human emotions? do you breathe air? want to be happier?" load of crap. hahaha great gag gift though :P

[d15c0v3ry]

This is seriously disturbing. Positive Mood Technology? Are you shitting me?

[bassisbeast1]

drug dealers under the guise of medicine. Where thousands of people want to smoke pot once in awhile and they have to sneak around to do it. Too bad...

[TFiPW]

happy pills? No thanks