afroman-colt 45 lyrics

[fckshtup100]

how the fuck does black veil brides show up next to afroman?

[Kenit3]

is it just who thinks the like/dislike bar looks like a joint O.o

[IFLDezire]

thumbs up if your still listening in 2012?

[FatoWw1]

@IFLDezire

be original man, dont steel others comments

[NadinaKills05]

Sing This Song On My Way To School <3

- FULL BLAST (;

[ChampChongFan1]

337 people have never been high or had sex before

[TayKayMeg123]

GOOD ASS SONG(:

[gemziieyy]

No thumbs up and I will do nothing.

[ChampChongFan1]

@gemziieyy Can you record it

[jakob1ist]

cool song to get stoned tooo / geting very high

[MrsJamieflores]

ive always loved dis song

[eatrim2]

its herbs r tard

[umto999]

10 thumbs up i will sing this infront my mom

20 thumbs up i will sin this in the birthday

30 thumbs up i will sing this in my school

[MrGeneralAkaMrA]

um me and these kids started this on the back of da bus, and then everyone was! XD

[mayo101101]

had to translate few words as iam not english, i just could not find out wtf is two by four

[jridley23]

@mayo101101 its a piece of lumber people use to build with

[missnikki0123]

@mayo101101 its a really big stick of wood

[MmgtasanadreasmM]

@mayo101101 its a wood plank

[MsHunterForever]

This is a nasty song,but its funny! .<3

[izyrenteria13]

i LOVE this song hahahaha i herd it at church when we were talking bout gettin a bong hha but we didnt get it hahahahahha SMOKE THAT TUMBLE WEED

[MrRedneckGurl]

Dude I'm a girl, and I think this is like the best song ever! Me and my friends know every word to it! Like this if you absolutely love this song! :D

[STTOOONED]

im soo stoned :D

[amberw522]

The dislike bar looks like a burnin joint. Jus pointing that out there. xD

[tgirlrocks10]

100thumbs up if this song is the bombb

[18IMAMGODINA]

Like If You Listened This 7 Years Ago?

[97MightyMouse]

Me and my friends were singing this at school and pretty soon the whole lunch period joined in.xD

[101blackninja1234]

i luv afroman

[dmargct]

dis mfo iz a CLASSIC!!!!!!!!

[aja0933]

i sung this song my mom walks in say WAT TH HELL U SAyn i told wat it is and now on the way to skwl i heer this song

[SiiKTR1KZZ]

lol my friend was singin this in the hall and the teacher was right behing it and caught him went to the office havent seen him since:(

[thisisyaren]

this is a fucking amazing song... never heard anything from afroman before other than how i got high... good mate showed me this the other day after a smoke, fucking amazing song! 2251 SB

[mcraizeandmchamy]

I CAN NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS ONG JUST LOVE THE BEAT AND FUNNY ASS LYRICS! :D! THUMBS UP IF SAME!

[Genericdruid]

/r tree's, bitch.

[TestyMrOREOMAN]

Love this song

[DEWDATRON]

so he fucked a little girl named jan and he got his ass wiped i love this song

[zombieslayer41100]

this ong probavly the best i listened to all effin year!

[MrSpikeydean]

How can you dislike this song. THE LYRICS ARE FUCKING BRILL

[thelaughboyful]

332 fucked and never grew an afro.

[TheUltimateNate]

Why is this age restricted? Fuckin bitches, Gettin money, and Smokin joint should be shared with everybody.

[XxPsychoholicxX]

332 missclicks

[joriup1]

Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet Weet is all we need!

[Starkiller4398]

Some kid in my class started playing this and everyone started singin and my teacher was like "WTF" XD

[janesrebecca11]

this cook



[IFreakingLoveWaffles]

i love this. <3 (:

[matthew9540]

Roses are red violets are green open ur legs and ill fill u with cream

[Hypedupgummybear]

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[froggers1998]

i sing this with my guy best friend. it is just so funny when we sing it together while walking through town .

[MrBoobies707]

do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i see myself in your pants.

[christmasmom09]

loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dissssssssssssss songgggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[PurpleOxGaming]

THE DISLIKE BAR IS JUSTIN BIEBERS DICK :D

[mooseman1231]

@PurpleOxGaming

its justin biebers dick/ a joint lmao

[ZachJayZ]

smoke weed eat pussy get high!!!

[il0VEMiiGiRlS4lifE]

iFukinnn LOVE thiss Sonqq Haa

[Christopher80611]

1:44

lol

'We fucked on the bed,fucked on the floor,wooooooooo!'

[iSmokedMyGED]

this is the best song. ever.

thumbs up if you HIGH AS HELL

[moscarellimichele]

@iSmokedMyGED shutup

[Kreptoz]

@moscarellimichele i thought the same thing lol hes probaly like 12

[moscarellimichele]

@Kreptoz LOL

[xBrokenHarmony]

@iSmokedMyGED

1. Smoke weed

2. Get high

3. ????

4. Profit

[bLaCkOpSbeast360]

this song makes my day

[MrGuitarZeppelin]

It's actually "dayton rims" not ragged

[cheesehead12ify]

this my shite now rolll my joint

[PlayingOurParts]

im so high hhahahahahaa

[MakenzieHobartTv]

OMG my friend told me to listen to this at school and I did and WO did I get in trouble!! XD

[wowshammy2564]

Skatin' on dayton rims

[abf4azi0]

ppl dislike to make the like bar look like a lit blunt

[VeroniqueVex911]

oh my god lol i've been telling this joke so much for like ever and the joke is also in this! now that, is awesome.

[2soccer1]

lol @3:48. hahah its herbs not 'urbs' you dummy

[xxEmoLilZZxx]

i dont really appreciate disrespectful songs.. but i do like how its catchy

[corbin576]

who hates this



[mrnakulbhai]

fucking good song!!!!!!

love it :P



[DREWcompt]

i got one .... i met this little girl; on the 50 yard line and she said that she ill let you stick it in if you make me wine.

[DREWcompt]

great song!

[gazza995]

You spelt marijuana wrong btw

[ExtinctxCuReZz]

327 people disliked this because they were so high they fainted and their hands slipped and they clicked the dislike button

[DuckTape912]

The dude he talks about at 5:31... for some reason i imagine him as a psycho standing in the doorway holding an axe with one eye and has blood all over him n shit...

[Trickybad]

the lyrics are " skatin' on Dayton rims" not raggid rims.

[Mzcholegreen]

i fucked her once i fucked her twice ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

[HUsoldier4life420]

thumbs up if u smoked weed b4

[alienwithahamberger]

3:29

[Super101fresh]

DoubtEmpire yuh mom dislike this

Thumps up if yuh agree hahaha

[KoopaBroNick]

singing this at lunch with my bro's and got in shit because there were grade 7er's there LOL

[DarkNinja6757]

me and my friends will be walking around town and some1 will say something and like m4 of us will just randomly start singing this

[StreatZy]

I remember in 4th grade our bus driver would play the radio and all the kids on the bus would sing it. I was the only white kid on that bus.

[goog684]

i love to smoke to this song :)

[161iloveyou]

my whole lunch table sung this song all during lunch haha we knew every word :)

[SkateboarderDoode]

@161iloveyou i do that everyday

[DoubtEmpire]

WHO EVEN DISLIKES THIS???

[456isuperduper456]

@DoubtEmpire I do. It's so ghetto.

[DoubtEmpire]

@456isuperduper456 lmao

[swifterthenu227]

@DoubtEmpire Hardcore Christians.

[SkateboarderDoode]

@DoubtEmpire they were just tryna make the like/dislik bar look like a J

[sjastani]

@DoubtEmpire me

[133DARKSTAR]

@DoubtEmpire the people who got caught smoking in the park.

[football89100]

idiots lol

[koliop941]

@DoubtEmpire Virgins...



[DoubtEmpire]

@koliop941 Hahaha

[MrSev32]

@DoubtEmpire parents, preists

[X11Gaming]

@DoubtEmpire soccer moms from the south :/

[DoubtEmpire]

WHO EVEN DISLIKES THIS???

[ATFsFinest]

I loveeee this song. lol

[excepteddabomb]

best song ever

[TheCindyxt]

I really like the SOUND OF THIS VIDEO ! the best part of this rap is how he ate A Japanese pussy like Seafood RICE ! Japanese cheap pussy!!!? Fuck all of them... They deserve to go to hell... their entire country( which is piece of shit tiny island ) should fucking destroyed ! I wonder why There is always earthquake in JAPAN. Maybe GOD IS MAD for what they have done and still doing it ! Piece of shit people ! All they care is THE MACHINE. Maybe that's why God gave HIM the smallest COCK ... ;)

[RogueNinja98]

Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and give me an hour

[hippi3short3y]

@RogueNinja98 only an hr? thts it??? thts a quickie lmao

[HalfBakedRS]

@RogueNinja98 copy cat!

[xxroguexx19]

@RogueNinja98 Mines better. Roses are red watches are gold get on your knees and do what your told

[iloveyouxxoo1]

@RogueNinja98 lol im a chick but my friend wants me to post this one. Roses are red lemons are sour get on your knees bitch you owe me an hour. lol just came up with it

[mrbrownstonez]

@RogueNinja98 roses are gray violets are gray im color blind , and poems are gay ! :P :P

[Aeleita1]

@RogueNinja98 LOL! WOOWWW!!!!

[corylong99]

colt 45 like a boss

[yomamaguy72]

my friend showed me this song and frankly ive never laughed so fucking hard in my life that was 2 years ago now i rap the whole song without even needing to the lyrics

FUCK YEAH AFROM MAN

[gabi00333]

say colt 45 2 zig zag YEAH :)

[pinkgeep]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011!

[KuNGFoOCHaRLiE]

'urbs.

Americans can't talk for shit.

[ringringrajaprime]

I hope afroman and lonely island make a song together

[aalethaann]

Hawaii rap

i met this girl at waikele she play my dick like ukelee

[DrRidaz]

This is "Crazy Rap" by AfroMan not "colt 45"

[cutiehotshot08]

@DrRidaz ru retarded? this is colt 45 dumbass..

[DrRidaz]

@cutiehotshot08 I always know this song as "CRAZY RAP" bitch ! so this is CRAZY RAP a'right nikkah ?

[TacticalGenocide]

@cutiehotshot08 This is Crazy Rap

[Wesbmx11]

@cutiehotshot08 no ur the dumb ass...its crazy rap

[yomamaguy72]

@Wesbmx11 I know the song is called crazy rap but why is it caleld colt 45?

[hockeykid926]

@yomamaguy72 your an idiot ... listen to the chorus ?? it explain it .

[yomamaguy72]

@hockeykid926 i know i meant the other way around why is it called colt 45 but everyone calls it crazy rap

[1471az]

imagine the 'clean' verion of this. there would be no lyrics.

[LuusHModz]

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Sour

Open Your Legs

And Give Me An Hour.

[cutiehotshot08]

@LuusHModz 10 minutes of pleasure,

9months in pain,

3 days in a hospital,

a baby with no name.

the baby is a bastard,

the mother is a whore,

this never would have happened,

if the rubber hadn't tore:)

[Waynelover10111]

Thiss is so nasty ..

[alextubex9]

Then I fucked to da left,fucked to da right then she sucked my dick till da shit turned white!...not for kids

[poohbear7317]

always funny when 2 13 year old girls are walkin around school singin colt 45 and oxy cotten XD

[d3champ6]

SWED WITH MA BOY WIZ KHALIFA <3

[37Phantom73]

What loser actually needs to lyrics to this song?

[Waynelover10111]

@37Phantom73 Lol right?

[Assassin001ful]

sniff woo good morning ladies!

[pivotman999]

Everyone here is a retard, this song is actually called "Crazy Rap" from afroman's frolosophy album.

However, he does have a song called "Colt 45" This is not it.. Actually buy the album and see.

[MrThatGuy1031]

my gf brought me here O.o

[bolndayy654]

Hahaha i love how it says 8ball productions. That cracks me uppp/

[madness446]

lol this song brings back good highschool memorys well more or less during the summer and camping haha.

[EhMan92]

i don't need the lyrics to sing this....

[Mrgreen420ist]

its dayton rims

[deadpol8824]

What with all the fuck



[whateverppl1229]

anyone was on My dick then came to this song?

[pplpplown]

did you seriously misspell marijuana...dude what the f**k dont you dare listen to this song again you lost the privledge (yes its a privledge for this song to penetrate your virgin ears)

[RhamiJaguar]

@pplpplown I think you mean they lost the PRIVILEGE. Besides, they probably spelled it wrong because they were high....

[caveman6a]

this is my fucking songg!! :)

[passwordman]

its herbs not urbs dumbass



[coolperry1997]

Ass is nice,

Tits is nice,

But pussy rules xD ;D

[emziexhenx]

@FlowerGirlFabulous only 13:O

[MrIEatBrainz]

i hate when people ask for thumbs up

[burstsoffreshgum950]

its herbs not urbs

[Clutch147]

Like If Youtube Poop Brought Chu Here

[Clutch147]

Like If Youtube Poop Brought Chu Here ?

[PaintSkate8]

@FlowerGirlFabulous THUMBS UP WHORE -__-

:P

[addiehaha101]

they played this song at a church dance last night! hahaah gotta love that!!!

[QJohnny12]

@addiehaha101 No fucking wayy at church!!!

[okeydokey545]

@addiehaha101 ohmygod!! dats so funny!!!

[RValentine1971]

I grabbed his dick then rip it off shoved it down his throat and he said "cough"

[dustyarabian]

"This video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines."

Well then.

[swagbuckshelper2k11]

322 people have never had weed :d

[okeydokey545]

my boy friend was singing this to me when i didn't know it... arkward

but now i love dis song!!!

[arubanbanditt]

hahahahaah this songs the shit while smoking my maryjane !!! ya know

[SeverDownloads]

wow.. these lyrics are spelt horribly lol

[blackcats223]

Wait a minute man

Hey check this out man tell it

It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right

He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey

He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'

He stopped he took a deep breath he said

Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies

[ItsSoRainy]

we all know 3:01 happens to everyone

[HalfBakedRS]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I suck at poetry,

Show me your tits.

[ItsSoRainy]

@HalfBakedRS OMG wow lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xxangryfacexx]

@HalfBakedRS Roses are Red

Violets are Blue,

I will fuck you with a rake

[SuperSa100]

@HalfBakedRS that made my day Lmao

[HalfBakedRS]

@SuperSa100 <3

[XxHALOxX425]

@HalfBakedRS Lmao.