Matthew Perry Jennifer Aniston Windows 95 guide Part 3

[onestarmarcher]

Joystick Johnny. That sounds incredibly wrong.

[DarkandTwistedTales]

No one calls Joystick Johnny a coward! Lol. Also I play pinball sometimes when the internet is out.

[icesvenni]

Not in... WINDOWS!...

[anasultana66]

NO RIGHT CLICK BEFORE WINDOWS 95?? seriously, what?

[appleAddict240872]

i swear joystick johnny is fred savage and ben savage's kid but 10x more annoying.

[mdstepha]

They are really screwing with Bill's computer. I guess this is why they came up with different user accounts in Windows 98!

[mixarrpg]

packard bell PENTIUM 100 first gen??

[dena81]

I can't watch this anymore..I just...I can't...I need to curl up and cry now. This was a time I came from....why.dear god, why?!

[dena81]

Let's change the resolution on the fly. "THAT IS SO COOL!" <---OMFG I KNOW RIGHT MATT PERRY OMG HE SWITCHED A SLIDER OMG IM GOING TO PEE MY PANTS

[Unreadableanon]

30 years of proprietary shit!

[tovette]

Why the fuck am I watching this!?!?! It's so fucking retarded... >_>

[sevensilver1]

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING HOW LAME THIS IS

[NotAnyoneSpecial]

I'm half expecting the power rangers to appear out of nowhere, by the point of Joystick Jonny.

[BellaZedd]

TEAM ANISTON FTW BITCHESS!!

[Nardril]

Joystick Jonny has some serious serious issues O_o

[aeonjoey]

that chinesefood guy needs an uppercut to his effing taint. God I've never felt so violent. 

[MasterOfMonopoly]

andy samberg and peyton manning should be in a windows 7 training video

[MrComputerdude88]

it is hilarious how this video shows that windows 95 is like 20 times faster than any computer today...

[FirebirdDude]

@MrComputerdude88 That's cause it is.

[aeonjoey]

@MrComputerdude88 ...what? are you on a mac or something? lol

[MrComputerdude88]

@aeonjoey no im a windows guy but im just stating that this vid shows a computer with not alot of resources and goes fast.

[wehatemacs]

oh my god! you can change the screen resolution on the fly! "That's so cool!!!"

[v10lini5t19921993]

A thing named SOCKS...

Created and destroyed at the touch...

Exclusively on Windows 95

By FreeBSD

Kidding

[venichen1]

I want windows 95 now LOL, despite how advanced 7 and OS X are nowadays.

[TugaPipeJunior]

If this continues there won't be enough room in the room for so many people.

[hoLocronKiller]

3D pinball, LOL

[dapneym]

"A girl, har dee har har" ... Oh the 90s and it's awful tie dye...

[louiiiichie]

i wish they got matthew perry and jennifer aniston for windows 7

[1990chrism]

@4:54 I love it when you talk dirty ^^

[misled1982]

WOW if back then I had known all I know about WIndoes now...well I would have been the CEO back then!

[smirage22]

Wait Bike helmets had rear view mirrors back in 95?

[shockwave952]

4:52 Look at big boobs?

[Jasoco]

How shitty is Microsoft's security that people can just wander into the building? And Bill Gate's office for that matter?

[nelizmastr]

new MS software: Microsoft Minus!

[yetanothertubeuser]

@jdjamesproductions He only has to read the rootkit log. :-)

[yetanothertubeuser]

3:44 The window cleaner eats their dinner

[yourhypothalumus]

this must be the high point of jennifer anistons career lol

[newecreator]

@jdjamesproductions Me too

[notyourbroRB]

That is correct, Grasshopper...

[newecreator]

@notyourbroRB Thank you, Master Locust.

[Huesusiro]

Oh god jen is hot! I love her..

[newecreator]

@supadupa2525 It's like Windows 7 in the 90's

[PowerTurkish]

Ohhh Doo Doo Poo Poo xD

Also a friggin low Quality image of that cat :P

[Ravintolavaunu]

Well, cat pictures are now more popular than ever before!

[sticksquash]

@PowerTurkish o_o doo... doo poo poo.

[jaekn]

Jennifer Aniston looks mortified to be doing this

[likethepear]

 BABY!!!!

[2007excalibur2007]

"Consider Windows Explorer as the file manager on steroids."

I lol'd.

[wedothewhiz]

We went from Windows 95 to the new and improoved Windows 7. How far will technology go?

[2007excalibur2007]

Windows OVER 9000!!!.

:D

[newecreator]

@wedothewhiz As far as we go on.

[ironman151]

noob!

[miniroll32]

This is so lame. But better than Friends ;)

[wilson809isback]

Doo Doo Poo Poo!! Lolz!

[NDC316]

Joystick Johnny is play by Sam Huntington, one of the actors of Fanboys.

[voodoo4936]

I can't imagine a world where right-clicking and changing the screen resolution was considered revolutionary. And I grew up in the '90s.

[wilson809isback]

@voodoo4936 I was born in 1995, lol. I agree with you 200% percent!

[BarricadeSlade]

I still use my PowerBook G4 with Windows 95 xD.

Imagine if there was an MS Plus! for Windows 7!

[n64dudeman]

I bet joystick johnny sucks at halo.

[nelizmastr]

4:52 nearly sounded like he said big boobs :P

(Jeniffer has quite the rack lols)

[TheLostAge]

2:37 "That is so coo"

[SoulWolff]

What's a Joystick Johnny?

[CARDINALSIN1]

So corny

[ellendegeneresinamin]

Bahhaha 4:55

[nepssis]

It must be directed by Steve Ballmer :)

[2pacbiggie4334]

they would all be screaming at the top of their lungs if it were.

[DGabriel1488]

Joystick Johnny needs to be beaten severely.

[PchanStitch]

@DGabriel1488 He's far more tolerable than your average Call of Duty player.

[MrYoshiDan]

zomg, joystick johnny! FUCK OFF JOYSTICK JOHNNY!!!

[nwil91198]

its so weird how they don't even know what some things are and they look all confused. I thought computers were way more complex than Win95 back then.

[EmmerLove]

this is soo funny :)

[evgenijpro]

I'll take Aniston and that bag of Chinese food any time.

[TheDumbening]

This is so bad it's awesome!

[ILIVEINTHELITTLEROOM]

"we are rockin'.... the desktop"

EPIC WIN

[fannythebest19]

jennifer was crying?

[desara3]

aw, doo doo, poo poo

[wattsvilleblues]

My God Aniston is fine.

[andymanfan01]

doo doo poo poo...

[hayliibabez]

its boring but i can't stop[ watching

[bg048]

Same With Me......  :)

[macfanleapord]

Yeah I know right?

[Hatefulpersonuk]

Yea Me Too.

[aeonjoey]

@hayliibabez I know! I know! I can't stop! D: stop me !

[aeonjoey]

Dear God, give me the strength to not track down the actor that played "Joy Stick Jonny", and committing some form of deranged mutilation.

[99vid]

If I were joystick Johnny I would say "HOLY *&^%! MATTHEW PERRY AND JENIFER ANISTON!"

[KPRCKN101]

Can't believe they still have that pinball game today hahaha

[inerd40593]

yeah, i luv it

[BarricadeSlade]

They removed pinball form Vista :(

But it will still run if you run it form like a flash drive.

[Sega32xdude]

Rockin' The Desktop.... in Windows 2000

[nelizmastr]

fucking on top of the desktop.. with Windows 98SE...

LOL

[nropsarah713]

Only if Jennifer Aniston teams up with David Schwimmer,, it would be a little little better!!

[JackBauer270]

Man this is crap.

[JenniferAnistonNEW]

Just seen Marley and me... great film. v funny

[OrcaCraft]

Hmm, never knew they had pinball for 95. Always thought that was a 98 thing and 95 only had solitaire, minesweeper, and hearts.

[mueller11]

i wanna slap that uber happy optimistic 90s nirvana grunge mess of a doucheball that is this chinese food delivering person gosh

[franciman2]

@mueller11 errr that's actually my dad. Bet you feel pretty embarrassed now amirite?

[RationalEmotive]

Win95 was the beginning of the end of sophisticated mass computing. Practically every feature which in newspeak "simplified" things actually complicated them and made users lazy, unreflected and susceptible to mouse poisoning. We really dumbed down after this and we all are Jennifers and Matthews now. "Microsoft Plus!"

[coolconnor08]

DOOODOOO POOO POOOO  FUCKING FREAK

[TheKoRnChannel]

DOO DOO POO POOOOOOOO

[tomtomstop]

Haha I didn't even know you could create shortcuts using the right click button, windows 95 rocks!!

[drygnfyre]

I actually did not know this either. Interesting to see just how much functionality was in Windows 95, released more than 13 years ago.

[tetomedinax3]

lol windows rules :) linus its bad ints horrible microsofot go!!! the rules at microsoft

[F5overlord]

lol file manager on steroids

[gangstermailuser]

lol "File Manager on steroids"

[citrusponge]

"Windows 95 uses the right mouse button for what Microsoft calls power-user features"

[darkwolf2424]

aww doo doo poo poo

[krazyliljoo]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN 320x240 screen res thats a bad ass fast comp :P

[pat4man4pat]

Well this is sad...

[antonmjor]

doodoo poopoo? i thought they were looking at cats, not shit :P

[ODSTHelljumper]

rofl

[Mac11686]

Sooooooooooooo violated.

[Nalsii]

This is the worst thing I've ever seen Matthew or Jennifer in. I feel violated. And not in a good way.

Also, wasn't that joystick kid Sam Huntington of Jungle 2 Jungle or Not Another Teen Movie fame?

[nthn1989]

WOW that is the kid from Jungle 2 Jungle hahah, thats hilarious. That movie sucked.

[nthn1989]

WOW that is the kid from Jungle 2 Jungle hahah, thats hilarious. That movie sucked.

[jm01231]

ahh it is a kid trying to act tough playing

3d Pinball

Oh I Am Scared(!)

[Dskull88]

oooo....right-clicking...so CRAZY!!!!

[yorricksfriend]

i cant believe no ones mentioned that gay rear view mirror joy stick johnny had on his helmet lol

[superyoshia]

I'll kill all those people if they were mesiing with my computer!

[gnfnr211]

Same

[UserNameTaken3]

lmao

[YuNimE]

I don't remember my old Windows 95 being that fast o.O

[bradjl2009]

They probably got the fastest computer for 1995 possible so it looked good lol.

[No36]

It was quite funny how the sounds on the Pinball lagged so much.

[kadengamer]

lol thats old!! but still a good guide

[bigjake52]

do do poop poo. how gay

[ex295]

gates is the goo goo poo poo guy

[Deeeanne]

God, this is SO bad! I can't believe this video ever came into existance.

[d4rk4knight]

fuck...the guy in the beginning made fun of Chinese people..that basterd...he stereotyped a lot...but i laughed when Gate was like goo goo poo po!

[pacbiggie4334]

that wasn't bill gates moron

[Lumotaku]

This is so bad this is just bad burn this!

[realjuancho]

"not in windows!!! "

so many things came to mind when Jenniffer aniston said that

[geoffis18]

holy crap, right clicking!

[rgtcs]

I Nether knew that The Microsoft Network (MSN) Was around in Windows 95

[bartcatz]

holy crap you can drag shortcuts to the start menu!!!11! I nevAr knew that...lol.

[Rfaulder]

Pinball was renamed Space Cadet Pinball if memory serves me right

[Digitbig]

*nods in agreement*

[jtzutube]

Re: the Pinball game Joystick Johnny, um,...do you SUPPOSE The Who ever sued over this? they should have. SOMEONE SHOULD have.

[jtzutube]

This is perhaps the creepiest of the three parts viewed, thus far! Even creepier than the sexual innuendos left regarding Rachel Green. Those are not only tolerable, but subtly 'welcome'. Let's see, now..."Joystick Johnny". That meant something different, when I was in high school, and means the same thing, now, than it did, ALSO, when I was in high school. Hmmm,...what EVER could it have MEANT in '94?! (Since, this vid had to be made before release.)

[boomboxhead93]

Oh, can't believe I missed this!

[Narufan0]

Where? how? Where do you find such a masterpiece?

[LUhpchfrgg]

this is funny..

[rgtcs]

youre right

JOYSTICK JOHNNY COME ON

haha