Banned commercial: Terrible weed commercial

[alexmanousos1]

that guy is on meth and vikanine

[Buddhaboi77]

what the hell kind of weed is he smoking?

[jawbreaker928]

Bs it doesn't make you stupid

He just needs better hand eye cordination

[kerrell95]

Cigarettes - They fucking kill you

[sammydems]

I think someone should take a look at his parietal lobe before you go blaming cannabis because his hand eye coordination is fucked.

[WILLANYUSERNAMEWORK]

I hate the new youtube video set.

[DanSaw120285]

I love how defensive you smokies get over a commerical.

[LIVExLEARNxLOVE]

@DanSaw120285

becuase its bs. wouldn't we fit the stereotype if we didn't get defensive? :)

[Buddhaboi77]

@DanSaw120285

you fucking sheep

[DanSaw120285]

@Buddhaboi77

You fucking goat.

[Ostnizdasht206]

Asians and their marajawana.. smh

[skillz139]

slow for a month??

who gets slow for a whole month from smokin???

[TheFunnyscool]

@skillz139 you get slow for a month after getting hit in the head with a 2 by 4 lmao

[MrMeineNamen]

try about an hour

[lonerider92]

Psalms 104:14 "He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of man..."

I rest my case

[mkailov13]

Cannabis doesn't slow me down, it slows the world around me so I can concentrate easier.

[Meixafuhellzman2]

bullshit, if I'm high as fuck I could still do some life or death matrix shit, if anything better cause I'm more focused while high, accept no slow mo cause this is real life

[tehpewpew420]

What the hell kinda pot smoker wants to karate chop wood?

[hazeltail]

@tehpewpew420 Dude that'd be hella fucking legit, just randomly karate chopping wood. Smoke on

[MapleGlobaIFAN]

When im high im the plank

[essengeebee]

Was this banned? I remember seeing it on TV a few years ago.

[wesleyholcomb]

fucking stupid.



[StealthMode90]

Extremely!! ignorant t.v. advert , there's many martial artist who indulge in cannabis all of witch u can look up and research on that thing your staring at called a computer!!

[EvAnAlMiGhTy1995]

Don't they mean opium?

[rally240]

lmao; so lame.

[carbonmonoxcide]

durp? i think there trying to say you cant do ninja shit when you were stoned the day before odd thing to say imo.

[deano509]

high for a night slow for a month ahhahaahah slow for 2 hours after inhaling more like it then your back to normal

[MrRiggyRiggs]

above the ignorance, not this commercial!

[RuptsyMusic]

Ill smoke to that*

[19Slim68]

totally ignorant!

[MrFasho123]

1gram of weed dosnt make u slow for a month! Commercial of lies!

[moneyguy66]

@MrFasho123 Not if you be smoking the good shit!!!

[RebornMB]

Bullshit. I bet some petty Christian showed this to one of their friends like 'osmgsmdjgnashghs stop smoking weed god loves you'

Fuck you bitch, fuck you.

[Icedmadness]

@RebornMB

I don't think that reaction is exclusive to Christian's. I know several over reactive parents.

[Rosscifer]

@RebornMB Which is ironic because archeological evidence shows that the ancient Jewish holy-oils Jesus was rubbing on everyone in the New Testament contained lots of THC. Jesus was a stoner and his followers were higher than the space station.

[carbonmonoxcide]

@Rosscifer jesus was a stoner because god created it jesus is god so he created the weed, why not show people how to get high off it makes sense im being honest if i were jesus i would do the same.

[robolew666]

@carbonmonoxcide Apparently there are many suggestions that the "Burning Bush" that Moses saw was induced by shrooms

[carbonmonoxcide]

@robolew666 :D mmmm shrooms

[loolsos]

i fucking lold

[kush3100]

thats the effect someone would have if they drank alot of alcohol the night before

[Luieburger]

Bullshit

[jsteele07189]

i lol'd

[TooLateTomorrow]

Wow. I like how these anti marijuana commercials never actually prove any points or show any harmful effects of smoking weed.

[Taylor13371337]

lol i went to mma sessions all the time high, herb does nothing to your reflexes and coordination

[PrimeConsciousness]

Alcohol is even worse. Caffeine is the safest drug of course, but it can do a number on the kidneys over time and in excess.

[cubbycab]

@PrimeConsciousness you can easily die of a caffeine overdose, whereas, weed had no lethal limit. It is impossible to overdose on THC and CBD. stop sounding smart and get real. Learn the truth. sounding smart is not the same as being smart.

[PrimeConsciousness]

@cubbycab Sure caffeine can kill you, and your lungs can form a lesion or even a solid hole in its tissue from taking in too much of any plant smoke. Drinking too much water will also fucking kill you dumbass.

[HippieGrower]

@PrimeConsciousness no offence, but caffeine is NOT the safest drug. It causes, heart disease, hypertension, and high blood pressure, which can help cause stroke and or heart attack. i know im probably preaching to the choir on that one though :)

[Bei1052]

I'm not going to lie. I lol'ed.

[eff1986]

be ganja my friend.

[TheGac504]

so anyone who misses their intended target means they smoke weed?

and cannabis makes you fail at karate?

gee thanks almight supervisors for making my choices for me

[anthony9484]

i cant see the point but all i can is to much yin and yang weed it a waste dude

[jackiexo82]

LIES!!

[TPBXDRicky420]

LOL! I know people who smoke weed and do martial arts all the time!! Fuck these commercials and the government!

[ASgFilms9]

hhahahaa i know that there was gonna be a group of people who are trying to brag on how much they do drugs and then these the other group of people who have a arguement with them, telling them why its bad. face it your not going to get them to quit so shut the fuck up. and dont brag about doing drugs, it makes you look like a try hard.

[maggi220]

@ASgFilms9 thank you for enlightening us great master

[ASgFilms9]

@maggi220 no problem... young grasshopper

[AroundMadness]

I <3 SKUNK

[Bloodflow13]

hahaha fucking dumb people, i never get slow. unless i smoke waaaaaaaaaaay to much or i'm burnt. i find all marijuana commercials are totally wrong. like melting into a couch saying she does nothing. i don't know anyone who does absolutely nothing when smoking marijuana, or talk to dogs. lol they just make me laugh.

[QualityKush]

Slow for a month? I wish

[44dogma]

LOFL!!! i smoke weed cuz it gives me knawledge

[fightforlife128]

Actually this is not true at all. I train in Brazilian Jiu JItsu and the best practioners in the world grapple stoned. Take Eddie Bravo for example, he is the greatest no gi grappler in the world and he says he always does jiu jitsu hi. He created a whole new system of bjj known as 10th planet jiu jitsu and he says he would have never of thought of the new style had it not been for smoking marijuana. Dont believe me, look it up!

[helloaphant]

@fightforlife128

That's awesome! But the PSA's won't tell you that. hah.

[fightforlife128]

@helloaphant No theyll tell you "how bad it is for you." Even though no one has ever died for smoking weed, and no cases of lung cancer or emphysema have ever been traced to smoking weed. And you never see PSA for tobacco use. Cigarettes kill thousands of Americans every year! Marijuana kills 0.

[helloaphant]

@fightforlife128

Yeah, or take alcohol-- 50,000 cases of alcohol poisoning a year, 1 in 1,000 of those result in death. How many deaths from marijuana? Yep, 0. I personally don't mind it being illegal-- where I'm at, it's pretty much legal anyway. Just keep the buying and usage discrete and everything will be fine. Of course, I can't say it's the same for other states.

[alexbutlerful]

haha he was to stoned

[Automobile577]

Yeah, PCP maybe.

[69aradi]

It doesn't work that way you stupid government assholes you only feel the effects for about 4 hours

[dubdrizzy]

If anything, this made me laugh

[pacojohns]

@schnauzercheesebutt I am assuming that you don't smoke and for a non smoker you are pretty ignorant. weed is more of an eye opener. It brings the truth to the lies you have been spoon fed your entire life. I believe the main reason why the government is so hesitant to legalization or reform is because weed inhibits ones ability to believe propaganda which is a major tool the government uses to control ... well you. Also weed inhibits cancer cell growth ;)

[fightforlife128]

@pacojohns right on man!

[pacojohns]

@schnauserbuttcheese I know plenty of people that smoke weed all day and they are some of the hardest working people I know. Just because he smokes doesn't mean that's the problem. Some people are just plain lazy with or without weed.

[poganla123]

where the hell are the anti-tobacco commercial, wait are they trying to say its ok to smoke cigarettes but not weed? wow fucking retards

[from212]

These commercials are so stupid. They never show ANY facts at all about weed. Why would anyone pay attention to something that makes no sense? Like smoking weed once is going to make you stupid for a month... where the hell do they come up with this retarded crap? And then they expect kids to say "oh if that's what weed is like, I don't want to smoke it" Like how stupid naive do they think kids are?

These anti-pot ads make me so angry...

[6s7s]

thats such bullshit

[Furral]

He wasn't even trying to aim correctly, for one thing... He deliberately smacked the end of the board.

[Maddolis]

This commercial is unrealistic.

Thus, using the same argument, heroin commercials are unrealistic, so I think I'll go shoot up some heroin now.

Get where I'm coming from, Government??

[mjw9363]

attention!!!!!...being born can lead to death!!

[PimpmyNuggets]

@mjw9363 so true man

[heberlingelf]

this commercial is a lie u dont get fucked up for a month u just get calm when u smoke weed

[iLoveRandomShiz]

i can actually plank while high..

[DeathsNotoriousAngel]

Attention everyone, breathing air can cause your vital organs to shut down. Well, if they're gonna stretch the truth and make up bullshit facts, why can't I?

[Schnauzerbuttcheese]

Why can't we just tell kids that they need to be very careful about mind altering substances such as alcohol, marijuana, prescription drugs, ect. because if you use them too much they can negatively impact your life in the same way that watching too much TV, or eating too much fast food can. I don't understand why that's so difficult.

[Nakor420ish]

@Schnauzerbuttcheese Because marijuana can't do that.

[Schnauzerbuttcheese]

@Nakor420ish Yes it can. My neighbor sits around smoking pot all day and as a result has dropped out of high school and can't get as job because he's high as a kite from dawn to dusk. He will live with his mommy until he figures out how to balance his desire to smoke pot with the reality that you can't just be high all the time and get anywhere in this country. All he does is complain and cough. It's annoying.

[istrehn]

@Schnauzerbuttcheese LOL he just sound incredibly lazy! I've smoke weed numerous times and I remember everything and I have decent grades in school (80+ a few in the high 70s) point is marijuana isn't that bad its just stupid people that want somthing to blame for their failures so they do it on weed =)

[Nakor420ish]

@Nakor420ish BAH! It's not the weed, he's just a lazy brat. I know a couple kids just like that that don't smoke weed at all.

[brongarago]

Slow for a month? lol misinformed much?

[IcySack]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that was fuckin funny as shit, probably cuz im high right now lol

[maryjaydro]

im not really too angry that this commercial came out, what i am angry about is that the stupid soccer moms and concerned parents, fall for this garbage. my dad made huge big deal when he used to find my pot bags when i younger.i would come home stoned as soon i walked through the door,they 'knew:my high was ruined. my mom would get advice from other sheeple people and she would say do u know what that pot is doing to you .its ruining u,well isnt saying that a form of bad suggestion for the mind

[420purpleurplekush]

ummm......... ok?????

[Coolins335]

The worst way to keep kids away from drugs is to lie to them. Anybody who's ever smoked a J know it doesn't really have any after effects once it's worn off. By lying to kids with bs slogans like "high for a night, slow for a month", you make them doubt the dangers of serious drugs like Cocaine or Heroin.

[KKillaJ]

@Coolins335 so true we should be educating people with the REAL facts of cannabis and other drugs i try and educate people on cannabis on my channel check it out if u wana

[Elderlyoldman]

I'm above the influence of these fucking stupid commercials, and choose to smoke cannabis.

[UnfortunateClick]

@Elderlyoldman helluva way to put it :D

[NatrlBrnKiLLER]

i used to love drug commercials they make me laugh when I'm high

[hotgirlsarehot]

I would have grabbed a ladder, climb it and do an elbow drop through it.

[Masterkimtran]

What a load of shit!

[707skippy420]

fucking hilarious.

[sam92296]

more like stay high for a month, slow for the day after

[cars812]

ok even if you were "slow" when high it woudlnt last a month wetards

[DRR4BBIT]

high for a night...that was a goooood night

[kinslayer120]

I like how all these anti drug commercials don't have any facts to back up their arguments... fucking stupid. Meanwhile you have studies that show that no people have died from Cannabis, EVER! Presently 25,000 people are killed each year in alcohol related accidents..

[ldizzle621]

ok that dudes trippin on somethin stronger than pot because he completely missed the middle of the board

[SktRat4life]

alright, so he looked at where he was going to hit it, FAIL

[ChocoladeStarfish]

Cannabis - slow for a night , high for a month

[Sublime420ZigZag]

You know what I think's funny, Shaolin Monk fighters smoke marijuana ritually

[AcidBugler]

lol what idiots, last time i boxed one of my coworkers i sparked up a bowl and it obviously did nothing to hinder me...

[SpannerManna]

high for a night slow for a month suck my dick i'm still high and i'm perfect:DD

[ninjaman2134]

go to newyork for a day and you will get the same amount of lung damage as you would smoking weed for a year.

[Cows607]

I don't get it.

[Fleshy91]

He was probably born as a dumbass. Weed doesn't have anything to with it. Martial arts are dangerous so he must have damaged his brain while practicing martial arts.

[Deathowl90]

hahaha win

[talkingheads1995]

he was hitting like he drives... really bad

[codied93]

LAWLZ



[DeliriumzzZ]

@BabyFace2psp +1 :D Was thinking exactly the same thing. It isnt something retarded like the anti-drug commercial with leeches and shit x_x.

[ReggaeJammey]

awesome bullshit =D

[Moleson3MC]

The people who made this stupid shit need to be wacked in the head with a plank.

[CelticPoison]

Im always motivated to workout when high... am I doing it right?

1. Load bowl

2. Rip bong

3. Hold... hold...

4. Get super duper high!

Yeah I think thats about right, working out just seems so much more interesting, stoned.

[carll9]

I want some of what he's smokin.

[aaaaaaaaaajgvgjyc]

It's bullshit, but clever.

[sinfulxthin]

who the fuck does karate high? this is a fail.

[Jalencaelym]

LOL

[AlaskinThunderFuk]

That was pure epic!!

[ajmskateboarding]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ok i have to admit that was clever

[iiTzoreo1]

damn. i need that shit

[nazgs]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheArm97]

thats not horrible its fukin funny. haahaaha.........

...ha = D

[gtgoskate]

mis-information at its finest

[MrDikfitzwell69]

Sooooo...

We vlame the japanese?

[Iktomeone]

Weed that gets you high for a month? Where can I get THAT shit? DAAAAAMN

[alfredisrighthere]

@Iktomeone

The commercial CLEARLY says "High for a night" nice attempt for a thumbs up comment.

[Iktomeone]

@alfredisrighthere "slow for a month" why would he be slow if he's not fucked up? nice attempt for being a know-it-all asshole.

[alfredisrighthere]

@Iktomeone There's a difference between being high and being slow. And when the video clearly states "High for a night" this means that you're HIGH for a NIGHT. That being said, the video also says "Slow for a month" meaning that you're SLOW for a MONTH. It doesn't say "High for a month." What part of that do you not understand?

Also, I'm not an anti-marijuana propagandist. I toke up 2-3 times daily, except for now since I'm on a T-break.

[Iktomeone]

@alfredisrighthere Whether you want to call it "slow", "high" or "after-glow" the commercial is stating that if you smoke marijuana you will be effected by it for a month. Therefore, I want to smoke that shit. Maybe I should have been more specific but I was high as fuck when I wrote that.

[LunarVendetta]

LMAO

[holyxjack]

I love this ad!! So funny!!

[Minkazami]

the people who mad this and the 232 likes are probably people who've never even tried it, so how can they be unbias?

[IckleMcMan452]

Yeah, I feel a slight glow the next day whenever I smoke a LOT of dank, but even then I never feel "disabled" in any way. Just mellow.

Fuck this commercial, and the people who made it.

[kamikrazi123]

Watch this while high, funny as hell! Plus, it's like a big middle finger to the anti-marijuana assholes in the government.

[hatchet125]

the people who made this commercial probably did worse drugs than marijuana.

[LizardsAndFrogs]

@hatchet125 lol i agree but marijuana isnt a bad drug atall

[SnaxTunes]

@hatchet125 you mean like alcohol?

[Fleshy91]

@hatchet125 The people who made this commercial work for the alcohol/tobacco industry.

[TheJeandreGerberTrip]

@hatchet125 They prolly alcoholics and pill poppers...



[FrobblOo]

@hatchet125 yea, the irony is that many successfull commercial designers are the guys in their 1000$ suits that go to the toilet during work and snort a line of cocaine, the business mans drug....

[floridabowhunter]

@hatchet125 weed isn't a drug. its a plant. and its wonderful might i add. this commercial however is retarded.

[matttheduck]

@floridabowhunter yeah so is opium but i dont smoke that either

[squeeze55]

@matttheduck dude do you realize how ignorant u just made yourself look? did u really just call the drug, opium, a plant? opium is not a plant, it does come from a plant, poppies, but in the form of opium it isnt a plant. think of it in a similar way as cocaine, comes from a plant, but isnt a plant. now go take your dipshit self somewhere else. thanks

[matttheduck]

@squeeze55 Ok fair point your are right, however your the ignorant one for saying I don't even think its a drug. I used to be the same as you thinking it was amazing but there are lots of negatives. I've seen many people ruin there lives due to this 'wonderful drug', drug induced psychosis is a nasty thing. I'm not really trying to lecture you and I know that in moderation most people can use weed without any negatives. But to say its not a drug is immature and shortsighted!!

[squeeze55]

@matttheduck Im the ignorant one or is @hatchet125? you seem like a pot smoke not taking the time to figure out who you are even talking to! and if you arnt a pot smoker, which im sure you arnt; i know plenty of pot smokers who could carry on this conversation knowing who they are talking to. I never said anything positive about marijuana and i never said it isnt a drug, that was @hatchet125, get your shit together dude

[cross202]

It's funny because when Asians created Karate marijuana was legal.

[REPCLONE]

HIGH FOR A MONTH - WHAT STRAIN DO I NEED TO PURCHASE . aahah

[meric2]

Cannabis. Don't try to break boards with your hands and shit.

[yami700thumper]

some people have the tolerance of a newborn

[megamarsvin]

I watched this while high last night and laughed my ass off.. Sure the message is dumb but it's a really funny commercial :P

[forgottenpassword3]

@tacosaregod no no no pot makes you forget karate

[pyrodachamp]

jeeze i think he smoked a gram before he went up haha because that was just funny!

[luigis3122]

i dont think pot did that, he's just mentally handicapped

[xBGKx]

So stupid, so if you smoke weed you won't be able to hit a board that lays still in front of you? I smoke every day and play baseball, one of the best on my high school team. I'm pretty sure it's harder to hit a ball moving 80 mph then hit a board laying still in front of you, but I still manage to do that. Oh, and pause at the very beginning of the video, Charlie Sheen is on the bottom left.

[TheArm97]

@xBGKx WINNING!!!!! =D

[Wutwut1n1]

This is clearly not propaganda

[Torstved]

Im laughing :P

[bunnysord]

no... that only happens if your asian

[GetAFuckinClue]

LOL its funny how they still try to say cannabis kill brain cells when we have yet to conduct a scientific study that shows it...

In fact a a study conducted by a neuropsychologist at the University of Saskatchewan shows that certain compounds in marijuana actually promote neurogenisis (that is the creation of neurons).

[benfenton2011]

Fuck. Ing. Stupid.

[austinpodann]

this commercial isnt banned i see it on all the time

[fleyd18]

this is so rediculous..

if i smoke weed once, i'll be slow for a month... so fuckin absurd

[SuperCockism]

the reason its banned is because it produced false information. im not slow for a month after smoking.

[earthwormjah]

Do you think whoever made this knows that the Scythians (the people who first smoked cannabis) where among the most feared warriors in the ancient world? or that both the United States military and the N.V.A in Vietnam smoked weed and had no problems killing each other?

[skubey]

@libtech59 And he probably laughed in your face cause this ad is rediculous just as most are. You are not slow for a fucking month. I play Football, Hockey and Rugby and i'm on the honor role aswell. If it had any effect on that whatsoever i would stop immediatly but the fact is it just isn't as bad for you as people think. It is something that can help you calm down from time to time and is not nearly as bad for you as other legal substances such as tobacco and alcohol. Tell your son theF.A.Q.S

[ThePranxster]

Bruce Lee - the greatest and one of the most respected Martial Artist regularly used Cannabis. Reality pwns.

[ixdor94]

i wish pot never existed...

[JoesGameTrailers]

@ixdor94 I wish you never existed.

[ixdor94]

@JoesGameTrailers yeah me too.

[scabpicker48]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

TROLLOLLLOLLOOLL

[MegadethPWNMetallica]

high for a night slow for a month, LOL!!!!!!!!! that is hilarious

[nimby25]

WTF, asian ppl smoke weed? lol jk