Chaser's War on Everything Episode 1 - Superbowl

[mohammadzafar]

American football players need padding, those guys are much bigger and stronger than players in australian football..

[pwnwner]

superbowl was last night, haha this was hilarious

[lamaddussa]

priceless. it's hard to live in this moron country.

[RancheroBFT]

Comin again to save the motherfuckin day yeah!!!

[bizzyindmp220]

PITTSBURGH IS GONNA FUCK EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY YUSSSS

[pinball281]

LMFAO why should australllians care about the super bowl "who australlians "who

im still laughing about that shit as i type man that was funny as fuck

[TypeDoubleR]

real men play american football

australian people wear short shorts fucking homo gay football

[ali89reza]

at the end did the say "reporting from the greatest country in the world" ?

oh u fkn traitor

[S2333]

@ali89reza He is being sarcastic. That is the humour the Chaser specialize in.

[GayBoyRunning]

this really brings out how dumber American can get !!.

[Quarker99]

lmfao "everyone pretends to know the sport" ahahhaahah...

[jf1gd2]

the funny part is, no one realizes they are being parodied in this segment lmfao

[MODYMAN09]

this is biased, they picked the wrong team, Steeler fans are dumb ass GWB. They shouldda picked a different

[JackieBugGrl]

Jealous much?

[collingwo8d]

the last guy..

CF: do you have a message for the seahawks?

dude: i got a message for the seahawks. god damn lock ur mothers up, because pittsburg is gonna fuck everyone in your family WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

lol

[ChrisBromley]

Australia football owns American football

Wearing body armour is for pussies

[omgwtfwhoami]

You ever seen the size of an American football player? Whenever NFL drafts Aussie rules players, the best they can be is a punter. In the NFL, a punter is the guy who kicks it away after all the big guys get done knocking the crap out of each other.

[paulio2293]

yeah because being big and on drugs makes u a better athlete. By your logic bodybuilding would be the greatest sport in the world.

[omgwtfwhoami]

I was talking toughness and athleticism. All an NFL punter does is kick a ball down field with the occasional tackle if they can get their hands on the kick returner. It's the baseball players who need to juice up because they're lazy and out of shape anyway. Plus, I'm sure I was responding to a previous comment where someone called into question NFL players' toughness for wearing protective padding. Something smaller, Aussie-rules players don't require.

[paulio2293]

NFL players arnt athletic at all, aproxamatley 100% of them use drugs - theres really no denying it, even at college level the smallest player is 225lbs, theyre not exactly what you'd call athletes. It's all a game of short burts of power really, australian rules football is a game of speed and endurance, infact i believe the time in which AFL players can run the 10,000 meters in a tad under olympic standard, and couple that with the fact most can run the 100 in the 11 second bracket...

[omgwtfwhoami]

Damn, the NFL team I like should promote Sav Rocca from punter to running back or wide receiver then. They're fools for not doing so.

[paulio2293]

Why u being a smart ass for? He's like 40 now and is playing football because of his kicking ability, not for any other reason. If you take two players who are of similar age/height etc, the AFL player would have a higher aerobic capacity, i promise you, most NFL players would have a heart attack covering the distance AFL players do, they sprint basically flat out for two hours and cover up to 12-13 miles per match.

[omgwtfwhoami]

OK I'll cop to being a smart ass if you admit to using annoying hyperbole.

[chappzc]

30 -- 40 beeeerrs...yeah right

[UsernameShmoosername]

"I know Australia's not American but..."

No shit haha

[callum2112]

lol when they get through the fence u scream like crazy and do a funky dance

[deiterdrogbah]

kool.

[StormyWeather21]

ok why don't these chaser guys stop scencoring shit and actually play the whole interview.

[macnos]

American football is the only sport i know in which obese guys can actually play.

[supercross08]

football is fun! and that was hilarious! do all of these comments & responses sections turn into fights or insults?

[LuckyDoom]

LMFAO,

"Why should Australian's care about the superbowl?"

"Who?"

"AUSTRALIANS!"

"Who?!"

LMFAO, ppftt, Americans. *shakes heads.* Gotta learn to hold a lot more beer, not to mention a lot stronger. ;P

[eazybk]

just the name 'american football' gives it away as completely unoriginal...

[jf1gd2]

cause how the fuck would the people in australia understand otherwise. this parody was meant for them to watch back in their home country and they would interpret americans calling american football football as soccer and be totally lost.

[B55517B]

??? That really made no sence 2 me at all !!!!!

[jf1gd2]

it wouldn't make sense to you because you failed high school. learn how to spell and then finish up your GED and it might become clearer.

[mWb003]

How many beers have you had?

n n n n not enuf.

ROFL

[ghazzter]

hell thats the complete opposite of what an American thinks about soccer. Lol, funny shit.

[WittyCookie]

The ending is so ironic:

"...reporting from the greatest country in the world."

[christofu88]

lol your mum was hilarious

[azzbot]

that last comment about locking ya mothers up was hilarious

[WOODSLD80]

Why the freak do people say something is gay or for sissies if they never even played it?? I like football and i'm american but i think this video was freaken hilarious

[grumpyeskimo]

Different sport, different builds you dumb fucks,aussie rule is built for running,try putting a afl forward with they linebackers,and vice versa .plus AFL for skinny fags with gay hair aerial ping pong poofs.go the chasers!

[whydoncha]

sigh all this hate, either you're a product of uptight puritan fanatics or a bunch of murderers, rapists and other scum(penal colony ahem...) either way the reason aussies hate americans is because they are so alike. I've met plenty of both and i tend to dislike ausssies more, only because im from the us. In general, citizens of both countries are retarded.

[lizzzardking]

great

[DragnGo]

man, american football isnt about bein manly. its not rugby, stop comparin it to rugby. american football is about ahtleticism and strategy. i used to hate it, not bein american myself, cause i thought its a pussy version of rugby. its different, and u like it after u understand it.

[corey376]

How about we get some of these American Football players out to Australia for an exchange training session with a Super 14 rugby club, league club and aussie rules club and find out if they go home SORE!

[shikira]

american football is for girls LOL. All that padding. Aussie football is way better. Chasers rule! cept for that comment on usa being the greatest country... geeze where they drunk?

[kiera2]

sarcasm mate, sarcasm :p

[shikira]

ahhh ok, sorry mate :p~

[womtitczak]

yeah, you know what else must be for girls? "Understanding basic sarcasm on a comedy show."

you have no idea what you are talking about regarding american football. I PROMISE you that you or any pal of yours would actually be killed if you tried to survive one play at the vast majority of positions at the pro or top college level. Don't comment on something you know nothing about.

[shikira]

Ahuh and you know all about aussie rugby or aussie rules? go home pal. American football is for girls. or sissy boys.

[womtitczak]

I don't know that much (just some AFL teams, the all blacks and I follow the rugby world cup). I am sure you know more. But that is why I don't just assume I understand those games and run around trashing them.

As for "going home" as you suggest, well it turns out I am already at home. Here in America we have computers in our own houses, but I am sure the one you use at the library or "future museum" is cool too. Enjoy the vegemite.

[shikira]

Wouldnt all computers be future fodder for a museum? But anyway that aside, you need to stop taking yourself so seriously. The All Blacks are an awesome team! How did you know I was eating vegemite?

[womtitczak]

to be honest, I am just messing around here. I must admit it takes more to offend me than call a sport "girlie." Hope you didn't think I was honestly getting really heated.

[shikira]

Nah, im just messing with you too. American football is a great game Iam sure. It would be really interesting to see which game is the most physically taxing.

[Boy192]

I'd put NFL at the bottom as the most physically taxing. They wear solid helmuts and body armour and play only lasts 3 secs at a time. Rugby would be the roughest, most enduring in my opinion. It's like one of them bison fights during mating season.

As far as football goes, I prefer soccer, but that's entirely different. State of Origin matches I find the most interesting.

[mygoldfisharegold]

i agree with you 100%

American football is for fucking pansies, they wear too much body armour! Rugby is the best and most physically taxing football! Our boys are real men and put they're bodies on the line!

*hugs all the injured Broncos* lol ^_^

[flashinglights08]

Rugby is like checkers

American football is like chess. they aren't out on the field hoping to get another knee or shoulder injury. so hurray for rugby players losing teeth and breaking collar bones. I really like Aussies but when you shit on our sport (which you don't know shit about) or shit on our country I'm going to get defensive.

p.s. i don't know why they asked a woman to explain the sport. i think thats universal

[flashinglights08]

and i know chaser's is supposed to be sarcastic but some idiots really drink this stuff up. so my comments are directed to those idiots not chaser's. i loved the one where they did the Trojan horse haha classic. anyhow. I've watch Aussie Rules... i didn't really get it, but i watched and i didn't rag on.

[EatPeople27]

If Rugby is like Checkers - Gridiron is like two people playing Checkers who have 1500 hundred advisors behind them and just as many years to make a decision - oh and they're all wearing helmets

[MessyCans]

lol shikira is a puss.

[GZAwit]

NFL football is hard to explain. There's a LOT of rules, and a bunch of subtle stuff going on.

Oh yeah, go Steelers!

[harbinger69]

uhh i can see how subtle dressing up in full kevlar vest with ceramic tiles and then making a line and running at each other is very subtle

[Sifinland]

That last comment.. from the greatest country in the world. HAHAHA

[lucanaoe]

LOL! You better lock your mothers up because we're gonna fuck every member of your family! WOOOOOO!

[treleung]

FUCK THE STEELERS Why would these aussies take their film crew to Pittsburg? What a shite town, they should have came to seattle.

[BrumbieBronco]

LOL good on ya Chasers

[Echidnite]

Ahahaha XD