The Room

[Exoixx]

The Mark/Peter roof scene is so underrated.

[nickodood]

Well that's 1 hr 45 mins that I'm never getting back

[R3troguy]

@nickodood You should thank Tommy for those 1 Hour, 39 Minutes and 36 seconds.

Those were the best of your life.

[Cidiyance]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai­iit! Why didn't the Nostalgia Critic tell us Lisa and Jonny were getting Married?

[R3troguy]

@Cidiyance Really? Did he leave that out?

Why did he leave a major plot device out?

[sluggmunki]

So I just finally watched the whole thing. Crazy to say but it was interesting after watching the NC review.

[R3troguy]

@sluggmunki Who wouldn't think it was interesting?

This is a masterpiece in every sake.

This is the My Immortal of movies.

[ffffuuful]

MORE LIKE "THA GOOOOON". AM I RIGHT?

[R3troguy]

@ffffuuful You're oh so wrong.

You're dead wrong.

[SeaWavesStudios]

This movie has been rightly dubbed, "The Citizen Kane of bad movies." Can I get an AMEN?!

[thedogman4901]

hey Johnny that's me how much will cost $18 please, keep the change oh hi doggie!

[ForTommyWiseau]

Best movie ever!

[R3troguy]

@ForTommyWiseau I can see your devotion to the movie is pretty large.

[M1O71]

Thanks for uploading this!

[R3troguy]

@M1O71 I hear that alot of times here, but no problem anyway.

[blastajenkins]

if Tommy was played by the likes of Clark Gable or someone, this movie could have been a major hit. Seriously, its like the movie Inception, you have to watch it more than once to truly grasp everything about it.

[R3troguy]

@blastajenkins Only Tommy can truly play the role of Johnny.

[SeaWavesStudios]

@blastajenkins im sorry pal but this movie could never ever be a major hit. If the dialogue was the same, and the cinematography was the same and the same editing and all that... it wouldnt matter who plays johnny lol no matter what its just terrible.

[R3troguy]

@SeaWavesStudios Fool.

This movie is a masterpiece, and it's nothing without the genius of Tommy Wiseau.

[HollowfiedVegeta]

1:25:26 was the only time Tommy Wiseau delivered a line and I came close to believing it.

[Exoixx]

God. Lisa is such a manipulative bitch.

[R3troguy]

@Exoixx PlayStation Startup

[sintomas]

I want to eat Lisa's dark pussy

[R3troguy]

@sintomas I would appreciate if you kept your fantasies to yourself.

[OmarAlQaseer]

Every time a sex scene comes on I just want to hear "the moon" by yello.

[R3troguy]

@OmarAlQaseer Then get the sex scenes and dub the song over.

I'd love to see the result.

[R3troguy]

@SweetVampireGoddess Fuck you.

[BenK8319]

Wiseau Looks a lot like a young Antony Hopkins, don't you think? :D

[R3troguy]

@BenK8319 Incorrect.

[BenK8319]

@R3troguy But Wiseau is way more awesome

[MsCrownJules]

u guys noticed that even the credits are fucked up? that black square covering the names almost ending XD, I had a good laugh really XD, sometimes I think Tommy just troll us all, cause I cannot believe such a terrible movie was made lol

[R3troguy]

@MsCrownJules Fool.

This is a masterpiece.

[cubfan531]

If this movie didn't change your life, then we simply were not watching the same piece of cinema.

[peteagassi]

Wow. An epic love story. Great film.

[erpderp101]

if lots of people love each other the world would be a much better place to live

[R3troguy]

@erpderp101 and nobody would have to be a virgin anymore

[erpderp101]

@erpderp101 indeed my good sir

[MrOljahim]

enough of these sarcastic comments about how great the film is. It's an abomination...but I can't look away.

[R3troguy]

@MrOljahim You stop being sarcastic.

It's a masterpiece.

[Madnessofoblivion]

ohai

[ShinyLucarioFTW]

YOU DO DRUGS? HOWCOULDYOUDENNYITDOESN'TMATTE­RDOESN'TMATTERYOU'REDOINGDRUGS­HE'SDOINGDRUGSDENNYAREYOUOKAYY­EAHI'MOKAYAREYOUOKAYYEAHI'MOKA­YHE'SDOINGDRUGS.

[winneryeahmate]

Reminds me of cheesy low-budget 80s/90s karaoke.  So bad it's funny and (at least a bit) entertaining!

[R3troguy]

@winneryeahmate Wrong.

This is a masterpiece of heavenly acting and life philosophy.

[tallaussiebloke]

So how's your sex life?

[CommanderMT101]

The best thing ever created by a human. Thanks for posting!

[R3troguy]

@CommanderMT101 No problem.

[JustPhilNY]

Anyway, how is your sex life?

[billa107]

Am I the only one who thinks the blonde is ugly?

[Madnessofoblivion]

@billa107 ...no

[R3troguy]

@billa107 Yes.

[archon88]

@billa107 She's OK, but Mark is hotter IMO ;)

[elvircrn]

@billa107 No.

[moviereviews4life]

Juliette is gorgeous and the ONLY reason to watch this...although, the terrible acting is funny

[R3troguy]

@moviereviews4life Fool.

This movie is a masterpiece of heavenly acting and philosophy.

[R3troguy]

@5keeper7ful Don't you even dare.

[5keeper7ful]

@R3troguy Don't I even dare what?? Please explain.

[R3troguy]

@5keeper7ful I won't put up with your "Thumbs up if" comments.

[wfitz32]

this movie has definitively the worst sex scenes in history

[R3troguy]

@wfitz32 You just say that because you don't understand Tommy Wiseau's masterpiece.

[cwhitney1972]

Do you think they un-synched the moaning and gasping in the sex scenes, so that's why it's so bizarre and beautiful, or do you think they actually had the actors doing studio voice work to create those moans and gasps, which Wiseau foleyed in?

[R3troguy]

@cwhitney1972 We may never know.

[RisingPowerful]

Why is sex in porn less awkward then sex in this movie?! Why?!

[trancestimuli]

How I discovered this gem of a film- my name is Lisa. I got on skype with this random Australian chick I've never met before (mutual friend) and the first thing she does is scream "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!"

[R3troguy]

Must have been fun.

[spongekitkat0422]

why is it called "the room"?

[littlemancsy]

This film has made my life complete !! YOUR TEARING ME APART LISA

[R3troguy]

Apparently Africans and Indians watch this too.

I feel proud.

[ChaosC50]

Thanks for Uploading! This film is so unintentionally funny!

[mupty]

Tommy Wiseau should be thanking Nostalgia Critic and the Cartoon Network for bringing this movie's existence into our lives! The movie would've been a bust otherwise.

[R3troguy]

@mupty The Room was famous even before he talked about it.

Also, don't you mean Adult Swim?

[R3troguy]

@mupty Cartoon Network?

[GETOUTOFMYFACE1000]

46:14 best scene



[cwhitney1972]

They don't use the dreaded L-shaped sheets that every other film with a love scene uses! GREATEST MOVIE EVER.

[Dehzee]

Why did you tell him you are expecting? 'To make it more interesting!' Lisa or Lucifer?

[VoteABC2011]

The music sounds like something from an SNES RPG!

[R3troguy]

@VoteABC2011 Super High quality SNES RPG music.

[Keitaro2011]

@R3troguy The funny thing is, Tom Fulp made a game based on the room! You can find it on youtube.

[R3troguy]

@Keitaro2011 I know about the game. I suck at it.

[NightRanger77]

Her boobs are so saggy. Jesus.

[tylove110]

This movie.... is EPIC. (on the backwards scale)

[JillC2]

Wow. Peter's quick to forgive attempted murder.

[JWtheMighty]

ALEX AND SIRI YOU ARE TEARING ME APART DGSDRGHJVYTBKUYC<ZWETVRH STJY

[Keitaro2011]

SCREW THE WHOLE WARLD!!!

[jasonmoriparty]

that was the best movie ever

[pgradone]

I love the General MIDI score. Really adds to the drama!

[Taggatha]

this movie is tearing me apart!

[ratchetman2000]

SPOILER ALERT(?): Lisa... what a bitch..

[oxfordye]

Why is this flagged? The sex scenes are the most unsexy sex scenes known to man.

[Digitalsp33r]

31:50 'How many people go in and out of this apartment every day?' I think Lisa's Mum is the one who asks all the questions the audience does.

I mean, she also asks 'What are these characters doing here?', so I think she's an audience surrogate.

[R3troguy]

@Digitalsp33r She is not.

The movie is far too beyond our comprehension.

Our pure confusion render us unable to ask any of that.

[Digitalsp33r]

@R3troguy Wow, every time you reply Tommy Wiseau suddenly becomes Jesus to me.

[R3troguy]

@Digitalsp33r You should make it stay that way.

[Digitalsp33r]

AH'M tire, AH'M wastee... ah lurf yu durling.

[Digitalsp33r]

Am I the only one who thinks Mark's actor was... okay, I guess.

[R3troguy]

@Digitalsp33r You forgot the heavenly acting of the Tommy Wiseau.

[Digitalsp33r]

@R3troguy Of course, I forgot his wonderful work. With such realistic depiction of how english speakers really talk, haw?

[R3troguy]

@Digitalsp33r That is really amazing.

[spongekitkat0422]

@Digitalsp33r i personally thought the old lady had the best acting out of all of them

[R3troguy]

@spongekitkat0422 Tommy Wiseau has the best acting, you fool.

[littlsuprstr]

you uploaded the entire movie r3troguy, good thinking!

[R3troguy]

@littlsuprstr I also wanted to try out my over 15 minutes video privilege.

[Acidjazzmonkey]

The worst and best thing I've seen in a while! Makes me smile everytime I watch it - I salute you Tommy Wiseau!

[Killersfrombeyond]

Epic.

[MrPerono]

the only actor who perform very well is the drug dealer

[R3troguy]

@MrPerono You forgot the holy Tommy Wiseau.

[MrBas76]

Tommy is dead! Eh no, it's johnny, remember?

[wabuchik]

thanks tons for this, don't take it down. I was looking for it on youtube, the more i watch it the more i like it hahaha.

[taylorha123]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[R3troguy]

@taylorha123 Why are you comparing such a majestic masterpiece to that?

[mechasonic777]

@R3troguy Twilight is a masterpiece? brb loling forever

[R3troguy]

@mechasonic777 The Room is a masterpiece.

Twilight pales in comparison to this.

[sonofdark18]

@R3troguy ill ACTUALLY AGREE with you on that R3troguy!

[StolenZombie]

spiderman 3 gave me genital mutilation and this movie cured it

[R3troguy]

@StolenZombie SPIDER-MAN

[astroblaster56]

1:33:30

This what you've been waiting for...shh...don't lie.

[R3troguy]

@astroblaster56 What are you talking about?

It's a genuine tragedy.

[unknownsirz]

FUCKING TERRIBLE MOVIE. Lol

[R3troguy]

@unknownsirz Stop lying to yourself.

It's genius.

[MrPerono]

@unknownsirz nah this is the best movie so far next to the titanic and black swan conbine lol

[MrIvanko25]

Wow, he bleeds a lot. Like A LOT.

[R3troguy]

@MrIvanko25 Of course.

How much blood do you think a human has?

[funerstuff]

@R3troguy well if u watched the special ending of the movie hes not "human"

[R3troguy]

@funerstuff He had the body of a human, but the soul of a god.

[plikminlol]

Did anyone else notice that there were four sex scenes before the 30-minute mark? Thats a sign of a good movie

[htd0417]

Since anyone on here probably likes bad movies, have any of you seen R.O.T.O.R.?

[drumsiege]

watching tommy make sweet monkey love is just.....eeww

[R3troguy]

@drumsiege Tommy Wiseau's heavenly acting is hard to comprehend.

[Drman198]

I don't care if I have it on my PS3, I'm going to watch it on youtube from now on. THANKS

[TheSquidCult]

The acting in this movie is amazing. the dialog, the plot...just. amazing.

Ohai mark.

[extereo]

This truly is a masterpiece, whether people realize it or not. There is so much symbolism and back-story that you could wright a book on it! I think in a few years this movie will be seen for the brilliance it really contains. Wisuea is on the same level as Spieldberg and Kubrick! And this film only cost 6 million dollars.

[thegamer549]

*skips 7 minutes in* Holy shit those are nice boobs...

[Tubofluxar]

yur not my fucking mather!!

[TheMasterTitanium]

"is he dead." nope is is alive and has no brain

[SGM787]

Thank you so much for uploading!!

[R3troguy]

@SGM787 No problem.

[fierothehedgehog]

1:39:37 Best acting

[TeddyPicker191]

This movie is pure fucking genius.

[R3troguy]

@TeddyPicker191 Indeed.

[harropizza]

Hi doggy!

[randomStalkeR00w]

Thank you Adult Swim and Nostalgia Critic

[sluggmunki]

Nostalgia Critic sent me here.

[ghosthunter5656]

at 1:33:00 " is he dead??" what an idiot!!!! this is the worst movie ever!!!!

[R3troguy]

@ghosthunter5656 No, it's amazing.

[ghosthunter5656]

THUMBS UP IF TIM AND ERIC BROUGHT YOU HERE TO THIS CRAPPY FILM!!!!!!

[R3troguy]

@ghosthunter5656 Amazing*

[ThatwasStrange]

Oh hai fellow movie watchers. At five an a half minutes in, first sex scene. That's gotta be a record. Is he humping her stomach or something? He looks way too high up to be hitting anything important. Also, this movie defies all human behavior. I like watching you guys get yo freak on. No, silly willy head. RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE Oh hi, buddy. How are you? I wanna talk about my relationship. Ok, what do you wanna talk about? She's a stupid bitch. Oh hai oh hai oh hai oh hai oh hai oh hai Uhhh....

[R3troguy]

@ThatwasStrange The heavenly acting is hard to comprehend.

[lakeviewviking]

@ThatwasStrange I think it looks like he's humping her stomach because the actress is holding her legs together for dear life.

[R3troguy]

@lakeviewviking Like i give a fuck.

[lakeviewviking]

@R3troguy Oh, hi, Tommy!

[AnimeLove300]

oh my god is he dead, (blood all over the floor) is he dead? Yes, he's dead.....I still have you Mark; O.O' Mark thinking: I'm gonna die too if I stay with this crazy bitch

[R3troguy]

@AnimeLove300 His sadness over Johnny's death overrides those kinds of thoughts.

[Gligar13Vids]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, FLAGGERS!

[R3troguy]

@Gligar13Vids if i gave enough of a shit then i'd flag it myself

[MJsuperstar2511]

WTF is up with all the SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROAR!

[R3troguy]

@MJsuperstar2511 hear me roar

[ThatwasStrange]

@MJsuperstar2511 Underfunded movie... Gotta hook the audience somehow...

[Parstices]

Oh hi mark

[R3troguy]

@Parstices oh hi generic unfunny film reference

[Parstices]

@R3troguy Umadbro? LOL STOP RAGING BRO ROFL. Umad? Lolumadbro.

[R3troguy]

@Parstices when did i rage

[Parstices]

@R3troguy Umadbro

[robertrosati]

The Room 2: The Tomb

[Ford8870]

This might be the greatest movie I have ever seen. How did I miss this in 2003!?

[R3troguy]

@Ford8870 That was because you don't have a time traveling machine.

[cambellfan22]

the room 2, johnny rises from the grave to kill lisa

[R3troguy]

@cambellfan22 By then Lisa already commited suicide.

[volkzor]

The pistol was on safe. Johny is actually alive. We need The Room 2.