kung pow your days are over mister

[XxBam28xX]

:D

[MecTheGamer]

What a polite gentleman.

[Rarihwaienhne02]

how many days? would you say 10 million?

[X6ANNIHILATOR9X]

@jabrony50

Haha waht the fuck!?

[jabrony50]

i use to watch kung pow. then i took a dick to the butt.

[zukumari123]

your days are over mister

[OwnAnemone]

but master i thought i could be the choosen 1 D:

[goe5]

when I first saw this scene, I laughed so hard cause his voice surprised me hahahaha xD

[gab12o]

Lolz!!!

[TestingH]

hey dont hate its not his fault he was born with bashful testicles and a knack for lookin great in a mankini

[potroastpictures]

LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!

[kamaishuffl3r]

I remembered when he told me there will be a chosen one.

There will be a chosen one.

I remember when he told me it would be significant.

It will be significant.

I remember, when he kiiled the dog.

Ahh *loud wet fart* *dog yelps*

xD

[HolyFuckDaniel]

HE JUST LEFT... WITH NUTS

[leviathan3k2000]

it made my day to see this as a search suggestion as I was typing it!

[Texas713rock]

Funny Ass Hell

[aidan6872364]

lol

[SebbeB89]

I would be terrified if I walked through a dark alley and heard this behind me... o.O

[20SpiderPig10]

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY!!!!!! DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!!!?

[Tolly1616]

"That's that guy's stomach blood... on the ground back there. I mean, it really doesn't even seem possible if you think about it!"

[MrMissGlorious]

@Tolly1616 Stomach plug

[xXProfessional007Xx]

I pissed my pants .......

[CosmicTurban2]

This is the most quotable movie of all time! I watch it all thje time with my friends and none of the lines get old

[malonde]

One. Of us. Is wearing. A pushup bra. It's lacy. And cute. With added. Support.

[JayDelaCruz3]

BA NA NA NA NA...NEO!

BA NA NA NA NA NA NA...SPORIN!

[XAdiehSugarlessX]

Take mee man meat !

Oh I don't want you to think I'm a slut ... :D -hugs-

[Dominoes282]

Self Explanitory

[rccppt]

ahahhhhahaha replay!

[kingbatza]

SHIRT RIPPA

[RoyalGrigsby]

I must apologize for 12 people. They are idiots. We have purposely trained them wrong, as a joke.

[JayDelaCruz3]

@RoyalGrigsby lmfao

[PhysicsBella]

@RoyalGrigsby That's the first "People who disliked this video" comment that has ever actually made me laugh

[Eleapaw]

OMIGOD SO UNEXPECTED!

[Dominator4Hire]

Looks like 12 peoples' days are over.

[IronSentury]

I want that as my ringtone xDD

[mrpankau]

Let me know...if you see a Radio Shack.

[TheDarkDrakayn]

is betty a girls name?

[Skrappy777]

hahaha, can't stop laughing XD I watched this on loop like 20 times

[lobum]

This is probably my favorite part in the whole movie

[Ott0matic]

Open your mouth. *smack* You, open it!

[Redrum2011]

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!

[EpicZantetsuken]

@Redrum2011 YOU WANT A THUMB UP WITH THAT?!?!

[arlothellama]

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeh".

[dragonstar213]

Im no doctor but.. that was like one clean JUNK

[ProtectorNohVarr]

@dragonstar213 I mean, I'm no doctor but it was like one clean CHUNK!

(Sorry, couldn't help it...)

[dragonstar213]

@ProtectorNohVarr Oh haha soryy my bad i thought it was junk (FAIL)

[XRenasX]

you're days are over mister chaa!

[physXroyale]

Encharito macho burrito

[CoNiGMa]

@physXroyale Enchiritos, nachos, borritos FTFY

[IndigoBipolarGemini]

I would still be scared of him, Just look at Mike Tyson, Baby voice and he could destroy you without even touching you, All he would have to say is ''Hey Guysss'' and I would die from laughter...

[littleG0330]

BA NA NA NA NA NA NA NEO BA NA NA NA SPORIN!

[littleG0330]

every time i watch this movie... it gets better! THIS SHIT NEVER GETS OLD! xD THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES! :D

[Lithemasterofmetal]

ur days are over mister ;D

[XxSephous]

Anyone who's seen this movie has every line memorized cause you've seen it so much its just that amazing

[FromTheGang]

@XxSephous Guilty as charged!

[physXroyale]

LOL

[littleG0330]

"RED CLOTHES!"

[Dougger2006]

"But isn't Betty a woman's name?"

"Please, we don't won't to lose any more toes here."

[goe5]

When I first saw this movie, this specific scene caught me off guard and soda came out of my nose LOL -.- his voice is soooo funny

[LEETxLTM]

"PA NA NA NA NA NEO! PA NA NA NA NA NA NA SPORIN!

BLEENEENE"

[LEETxLTM]

I laugh every time I watch this film! And I've seen it like 100000000004949827929390288221­113839859555048903900011122230­26000 times!

[toper997]

@LEETxLTM Would you say, ten million times?

[xsnowripperx1]

this is soo funny. no i dont think you under stand i damn near pissed my self

[TheJangofett227]

Oh Master Pain we really appreciate you coming to our town and beating random people.

[MrMrSplathunter]

b-b-birdy

[x8vega8x]

XD

[RapturousRaven]

I Love How the Most Thumbs Are Quotes That Aren't In This Part. xD

[TheEvilCouncill]

This works for the both of us :D

[crazybay46913]

This movie rivals Money Python and the Holy Grail for its quotability. Very well done Oedekurk, very well done Python.

[DSfilms7]

"First a joke, what do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord....................my ass (starts laughing)...enough!!!"

[blu3violet]

"chosen one wahaaaaa"

"im coming!"

"chosen one! wahaaaa"

"im coming!"

lmao

[MrMrSplathunter]

@blu3violet ahahahahaha XD

[fulltimepassgiri]

"Ooooo I am a birdy toooo......"

[TheProphet375]

"And then, he killed the dog." *farts really loudly* xD best movie ever

[MegamanXChannel]

XD!

[TheJeffWing]

10 people got their clothes shredded into bikinis.

[MrPhyrestorm]

"Look, Ling! Those curly ques on your face make me so hot I can't think straight!"

[Kokaka]

"Yes yes. Play me like a drum."

[VictimOfFat3]

what a badass voice

[TheSubzeroGamer]

"My nipples look like milk duds"

[ShabbyBurrito]

"no stop it hurts"

yes yes this works for both of us mmmm"

[UpInTheAirOfficial]

Me and my sister use to always watch this when I was little

[CalebTheGatekeeper]

This is classic! Me and my buddy say this to each other so much.

[silentsniperrr]

"I have some yellow popcorn flavoring for you.... and it's non-dairy!"

[MarcoPolo0814]

Weeeeoooo weeeoooo peeeeeeeeooo weeeeeeeeee!

[shikishabaz]

From now on u shall refer to me as betty

Haha

Wait isn't Betty a girls name?

[J3abyJoker13]

i rule

who excactly do you rule the large dark nipple people

i rock and rule all day long sweet suzy

[goe5]

SIMBA

[80Tash]

This video...is CNN....

[CoDaC35]

@80Tash C...n........nnnnnn.. ahahaha

[bleesev2]

the voices are so good in this movie!

[BIGDADDYDUKE2]

Hahahah on time I was helping my dad move out of his apartment and this old man drove up and was like can you give me directions and my dad walked up to him and said, your days are over mister just like the dude in the vid. and they old man drove off real fast.

[dmoneyjackson]

BANANANANA NEO BANANANANANANA SPORIN

[Avcaliente]

If you got an ass I'll kick it

Your confidence is dis-proportional to your abilities

You think losing is winning

[GanjaCakes]

I'm bleeding...making me the victor

[AlGoreomon]

WHEN YOU TWO LITTLE GIRLS ARE DONE KISSING, I HAVE SOME ASS KICKING FOR YOOOU!!!!

[Tuiyih]

oh i'm so scared xD

[MarkCaru]

lofl this movie cracks me up everytime i see it

[Zathiax]

@MarkCaru I got this movie for Christmas and everytime i watch it it makes me laugh haha.

[MarkCaru]

@Zathiax haha i watch it all the time (over 2 years now) and it still make me laugh just as much

[android17mate]

I am a great magician! your clothes are red!

[lavabone]

@android17mate LOL. "I am a great magician. your clothes are red!" "oh please, do it again!"

[paxtofettel]

"I got some yellow liquid for your popcorn"

[ZzjinartzZ]

@paxtofettel "...and it's non-dairy"

[BrendonR1]

@paxtofettel and it's non-dairy!

[McLovin471]

taco bell taco bell products made with a taco bell incha-burritos nacho-burritos!

[SubShadow123]

"Face to foot style, how did you like it?"

"I'm sure on some planet your fighting style is quite impressive. But your weak link is, this is Earth."

"Oh yeah? Well now try my nuts to your fist style!"

[HalfbreedTrini]

anyone know if the scene where he was practicing for the fight with master pain????

[HappyGestapo]

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My ass.

[Greenless001]

while we're quoting. . .I ROCK. . .AND ROLL. . .ALL DAY LONG. . .SWEET SUSIE!!!

[bignoob54]

Tes jours sont comptés Msieu.

[vijaymd44]

i'm just a birdie too!!

[henryF6]

let..me..know if you see...a radio shack

[THuGZZTA]

"HE JUST LEFT... WITH NUTS!!"

[goldieboylover986]

Chuck Norris just got OWN'D!

[Blix11]

"Where does it hurt?"

"Pretty much around the bloody spot"

[midgetlauncher864]

i watched this movie 2 times in 1 day... i think thats what made my grades so bad...

[combobasha]

SIMBAAAAAA

[TyrannoFlame]

HOLY S!@$! IN A MOTHERF!@!#@!$ BARREL CAN!

[SUCKSimHEREwithYOU]

I go pee pee standing up too you know

[phish33194]

my finger points :)

[littlecodyhead]

So bummed there wasn't a sequel. There was many great nights with friends reciting lines from this movie.

[umumum1]

@littlecodyhead there IS a sequel! it's still in production :) hey if toy story 3 can take 11 years...

[littlecodyhead]

@umumum1 Right on man, im pumped. Good call on the toy story 3 haha.

[pancho000111]

I'm afraid your life-span is coming to a painful end, gentleman.

[illrapeyou2]

the name is betty you son of a pig!!! =]

[ratm239]

@illrapeyou2 ya thats the best line. xD

[isitomorrowyet]

PMSL

[ILuvDeliciousCake]

Nyaaaaaaaaa!

[MrSoAwesomness]

THATS ALOT OF NUTS!...

THAT'LL $4 BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

[RoyalGrigsby]

I am a great magician. Your clothes are RED!!!

[insertblackname]

my finger points

[MattKondrath]

best 7 seconds of my life lol

[Dumony23]

wow, i love kung pow

[HmoobVue19]

i wonder what happen to part two.

what do you get when you cross the street with a bonje cord? my ass LOL

[DRUsky6ft7]

Students practicing: "Our sexual preferences is our own business!"

Students practicing: "One...of us...is wearing a pushup bra."

[brandon2232]

AH! No one can conquer the tiny net, its a net and its tiny. x)

[guy6666657]

WATER.....EVERYWHERE!!!! IM GETTING.....WET!!!

[spankdatmunkey]

I'm a man too you know! I go pee-pee standing up.

[dsalgado1]

l..o;.

[XRavenHunt]

My finger points

[Christopherwilder47]

wimp lo is the greatest.

[TheForzaHobos]

What do you get when you mix an owl, and a bungee cord?

MY ASS! NYAH HA HA HA NYAH

[brankaft]

@TheForzaHobos but... isnt betty womens name?

[TheForzaHobos]

@brankaft Dont make me throw a tiny net at you!!!! bitch

[brankaft]

@TheForzaHobos OH NO! A NET!!! X_X

[TheForzaHobos]

@brankaft Not just any net... a TINY TINY NET! NYAH HAH HAHA HAH HA NYAH!

[Leatherbubba]

I don't believe in talk such as this. I am nice man, with happy feelings. All of the time.

[logangamer]

And who do you rule? The large dark nipple people?

[greenallstarz]

if you've got an ass i'll kick it!

[NishaDlynn]

alfalfa,alfalfa,alfalfa lol

[SoccerManiacs12]

Best fuckin movie ever! I first saw this the other day. I was SO not expecting this part, it's hilarious!! xD

[TheInstantClassic1]

My nipples look like milk duds!

[SLIPKNOTROCKS36]

lmao!!!!!!

[iDiggMGL]

Best shizz eva!!!!!!

[joshythefoxyfluff]

WEE WOO WEE!

[ripamoramee14]

iv got some yellow liquid for you popcorn and its not dariy!!

[BabusMcGowan1]

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!

[Rand0mpplz]

WHEN YOU TWO GIRLS ARE DONE KISSING I HAVE SOME ASS KICKING FOR YOU! ba na na na na na.. neo... ba na na na na na na... sporin... be ni ni ne ni ni... neosporin.. ;) kung pow ftw

[Uberboy07]

I just thought u were stating the obvious captian obvious =P. once again joking - Chilllllll ^^

[PPillz]

I'm just a birdie too!

[wegotdafunkbaby]

THEY'RE FRENCH!?!

[KonaKingUK]

"face to foot style, how you like it?" "im bleeding making me the victor" god i love wimp lo

[chuckyrules13]

this is like the best part of the movie. everytime i see it i almost pee myself laughing lol

[deuscain]

"...no matter what technique they still have a flaw."

"YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEAT HIM NOW!!!"

[RyanPerson]

@deuscain I implore you to reconsider.

[Goosesteps]

@littleappel2 Nothing escapes you, Sir.

[vidaa22]

shirt ripper! lol.

[ILuvDeliciousCake]

If I ever get in a fight, that's how I'll start it.

[heartshapedglasses6]

......and then...he killed the dog

[dmastermanga]

from this day froward, you shall all refer to me by the name; betty. Nyerherehrhrhrhr!

BUT. Isn't Betty a WOMAN'S name? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[CrystalMethane]

@littleappel2 WELL NO SHIT CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

[mrsosa2135]

I am a great magican. . . Your Clothes are Red !

[abSOULuteD]

@mrsosa2135 ....your clothes are black

[AaronWi60]

@abSOULuteD RRRRRRED CLOTHES!!!!

[Nekrosis4dead]

lol

you'll never defeat him, never, never ever never ever, ever