PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days
i was gonna give my girl a dick in a bos, but i couldnt fit my dick in a smaller box and the box that was proper size, wouldn;t fit into her apartment
Hey guys and girls. I'm a poet from Chicago. I have started a YouTube Channel to help get my work out there. Please take 5 minutes out of your day to check my stuff out. Like. Subscribe. Tweet. I update on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Your support is greatly appreciated!
This isn't fake. Apparently , if you copy and paste this to ten pages in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow . U will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry or i wanna go out with you
hey guys. nobody will probably read this but i have a song i just came out with, it's my very first but if any of you could take a look that would be awesome. i'm an aspiring artist, we all start somewhere and unfortunately i can't get noticed without working on telling people. so help me out and take a couple minutes to check out my channel, thanks :)
I tried this on my girlfriend...GUESS WHO IS SINGLE NOW!
MrAkebakke11 4 days ago
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I JIZZED IN MY BOX SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND LIKE A BOSS!
LozzyMorgan 4 days ago
this made my day lol
katemonstr13 5 days ago
I gave this to my girl
TaylorLovesMinecraft 5 days ago
I would exchange a house on the hills, a fancy car, and dimonds for Justin Timberlakes dick in a box.
SUMMER12013 5 days ago
.... wow
izayalover13 5 days ago
did this to my girlfriend right... so i made her open the box... opened look at it and ran off yelling saying a monster is going to eat her FML...
brandon200915 5 days ago
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1. Cut a hole in the box.
2. Put your junk in that box.
3. Make her open the box.
4. ??????
5. Profit!
Stickymajorwow 6 days ago
i showed my girlfriend my dick in a box and she said where is it so i got and threw it on the ground
DrasticMusic01 6 days ago
get a dick in a box on a boat like a boss
rayshot1206 6 days ago
a simple box is enuf
Auter2spacecap 6 days ago
a simple box is enuf
Auter2spacecap 6 days ago
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days
1negima11 6 days ago
Box: Hello! It's nice to meet you! My name is Mr.DICK!
M1n3cr4ftRul35 1 week ago
@M1n3cr4ftRul35 Hello It's nice to meet you Mr Unfunny! have you met Mr Nonsensical? i think we should make a youtube comment together!
StaplerMassacre 6 days ago 7
@StaplerMassacre -_-
M1n3cr4ftRul35 6 days ago
LMFAO!!! AT THE END!!
laughdome 1 week ago
87 Women got a box like that one, but didn't like it...
fiotis9 1 week ago
i was gonna give my girl a dick in a bos, but i couldnt fit my dick in a smaller box and the box that was proper size, wouldn;t fit into her apartment
Zac213Minecraft 1 week ago
fuckin your mom with my dick in a box
Ucantkillme21 1 week ago
omg im so bored dats why im watchin dis chiz :|
dragonfire7585 1 week ago
2:21 best part
reoko12 1 week ago
when it said put your junk in the box my girl wernt pleased to find thrown away lads mags in there
mrdacommentguy 1 week ago
1:45 ye ye ye
growwsen 1 week ago
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growwsen 1 week ago
they should make this a t-shirt
casy168 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
1:38 - 1:41 funniest parts! ahhahaha look at him!
fiotis9 1 week ago 2
85 stupid gold diggers
sergiusz1000 1 week ago
85 lost their dick in the box.
jeppie 1 week ago
85 people lost their box
BANG226 1 week ago
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I JIZZED IN MY BOX SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND LIKE A BOSS
THEblueNINJA74 1 week ago
now i kno wt im going to give my girlfriend for her b day my dick in a box
midnightkiller900 1 week ago
step 4: put her mouth on the box
MeNotGangsta 1 week ago
ringtone<3
crazykylewk 1 week ago
85 people clearly dont have a life!
LouisianaPoolShark 1 week ago
why does it only show my views? : /
PolafFTW 1 week ago 2
I don't have a box in my penis. But i am getting one outside.
taiha99 1 week ago
its also great for storage
...
obbyhobby 1 week ago
SOMEBODY HELP because of their shitty ass idea my dick is now stuck in a box AND ITS NOT COMING OUT any suggestions ?????
trollmaster156 1 week ago 2
@trollmaster156 stfu that was so whack that's why no body gonna like that whack ass comment
george11694 1 week ago
@trollmaster156 why the hell would you do it
ArmageddonDX1 1 week ago
@trollmaster156 i swear if your not joking a suggestion would be a mental hospital
noteventheylikeit 1 week ago
Saturday night live KILLED this song. -.- What a damn shame
TheVerbalAxiom 1 week ago
84 people didnt get a dick in a box
OBOI29 1 week ago
ahhh yeh
krazykillzbra 1 week ago
So... What version of potato do you use?
badcloudstudios 1 week ago
this would never work
sparkmandrill19 1 week ago
84 dislikes , nice try justin bieber we all know that you can't but anything in that box :p
TheNirvanafreak1 1 week ago
when I did this to my girl friend she wasen't supprised cuz it was to big to fit the box
PolafFTW 1 week ago
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when my mom walked in i switched to porn....
easier to explain
FPSNORWAYS 1 week ago in playlist sanger
My girfriend saw me listening this song. She says: I dont want you to give me a brithday present this year. BUMMER!
gwildorr 1 week ago
you say you don't want people laughing on the background, but in 2:02 - 2:07 there are some people laughing....
Gunbaobserva 1 week ago
4th step:shove her face in the box!!
freshkids09 1 week ago
I love the hand motions for explaining how to do it.
jimmylumpkins12 1 week ago
"Dick in a box" actually turns out to be an epic minecraft seed especially for the technic pack:)
harryham1 1 week ago
@harryham1 lol? XD Im going to try it
atomicdonutinc 1 week ago
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When I gave my wife a dick in a box, she got mad cuz she said it was the wrong size
DudeLebowski2011 1 week ago
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DudeLebowski2011 1 week ago
I JIZZED IN MY BOX SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
tomtardz 1 week ago 174
@tomtardz Like a Boss
troll1925 1 week ago
@tomtardz LIKE A BOSS
searzyxxx 1 week ago
@tomtardz LIKE A BOSS
Theotherone12321 1 week ago
@tomtardz let me guess you threw you it on the ground LIKE A BOSS!
mgc542s 1 week ago
@tomtardz like a boss on a boat
minitos1 1 week ago
@tomtardz Like a boss
ZoricusGaming 6 days ago
@tomtardz Did you do it on a boat?
ImmaTbagyou 6 days ago
@tomtardz LIKE A BOSS
nerfassultman556 6 days ago
@tomtardz LIKE A BOSS!
KingsHeartX3 5 days ago
@tomtardz nice 1
MrBobbot77 5 days ago
@tomtardz when i was on a boat?
skuruhai001 4 days ago
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̞̜̖͎̯̳͆̌ͨͨͬ̎ͫ͒ ̪͋̿̇͐ͧ̚ ͎̙̤̘ͭ͐̔J̖̯̣̋̈́I͎̜͔̠̘̯̿Z̞͔͎̒͊Ẓ̭̍ͯ̈́̑̐E͚̲͓͋̽̍ͫD͚̬̱̻͓̯̒ͪ͋̐̄ͣ ͎̠̪͂͊ͩͨ͗ ̲̲̲̆ͦͬ ̳͓̯ͪͪI͈ͤ̊̈́̆͊ͭN͉̙̳̮̈̓̿ ͔̩̼͚̩̩͈͈̫̊͛ ̜̙̫̻̠͉͔̇̏́ ͓̫͖̜̖̽̏̽͒̒̍̚M̰͇̖̖̓̈̈́̓ͥ̒͗̃͋ͅY͓̜̮ͭ͊ͧ͆ͤ͛̊̒̽ ͎͚̟̻͙̮͕̳͔ͭ̅ͮͩ́̌͛͂̋ ̘̯͚̗͔̑̈̂ͨͨ̄̾̌ ͈̯͇ͮ̒ͫ̂͒̉͒ͩͅP̮̮͙̬̩̫̻̱̈̆͌ͪ͛ͅA̖͇̪̗̓̒̊̉N͙̗͙̦͚̭͙͇̩͐̑̃ͦ̆̏͋ͯT̘͖̟̗͋ͫͩ̿͋ͭ͊S̹̼̬͈̼̠ͣ͊ͤ̉ͅ!̄̽̂ͬ̄
tomtardz 1 week ago
I tried to close the hulu box for like 3 times.im so dumb
irate1agent 1 week ago
even singing something as offensive as this...justin is still sexy as hell lmfao
elizabeththeshortone 1 week ago
I did this to my girlfriend... she asked if she could exchange it for a bigger one :|
ravingsteve123 1 week ago 338
@ravingsteve123 THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!
BunnyGamer5531 1 week ago
@ravingsteve123 The dick or the box?
Xerberos542 1 week ago
@ravingsteve123 thats no good man..lol
kc11787 1 week ago
@ravingsteve123 HAHAHAHA. Thanks for making my night.
SUMMER12013 5 days ago
who are these guys and how do they get all these actresses in these videos
Minemetsa45 1 week ago
@Minemetsa45 are you serious?
beatbox131 1 week ago
USHER
buroburo9 2 weeks ago
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You know, if the lyrics were changed, and with some production, this song would be a hit.
RetroSamTV 2 weeks ago
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You know, if the lyrics were changed, and with some production, this song would be a hit.
RetroSamTV 2 weeks ago
just sit down and listen...wait, im already sitting..so is she :P
HarperBlade 2 weeks ago
Thank god someone uploaded this without the retarded guffaws that ruined everything... Thanks!
SingularNinjular 2 weeks ago
2:04
TheGuyWhoHateChocola 2 weeks ago
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TheGuyWhoHateChocola 2 weeks ago
All my ladies out here who had fellas that tried to impress,
to make things better its easy Just follow these steps!
1. Make sure he kept the receipt
2. Get the return policy
3. Make sure to return it while hes sleep
xSceneAlicePrincessx 2 weeks ago 4
i used to give them out for free then i took a arrow to the knee
mypubesinurbigmac 2 weeks ago
i gave my gf a dick in a box then she put an arrow in my knee
polarbear199106 2 weeks ago
still justin timberlake with this kind of beard is EPIC
mikelagaffe 2 weeks ago
I went to give my girlfriend a dick in a box, she that I was Proposing to her…. Poor choice in box size there :S
tizzie13 2 weeks ago 3
@tizzie13 Dude... You have a small dick! xD
Lalleglad8D 2 weeks ago 2
Dick in a Box is the best present for st Valentine's day hahaha
troll1925 2 weeks ago
@troll1925 your a little late
OhhhDangLetzBang 2 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
they got it wrong, skip step 1 altogether. so when she opens the box she sees how strong you are
sequekhan 2 weeks ago 2
@sequekhan :D
Simon14DK 2 weeks ago in playlist The lonely island
LMAO! Love this!
9gag brought me here again...
AkaneKagome25 2 weeks ago 3
back to 9gag
eden881 2 weeks ago 3
hello, 9gagers
minhkhoaluong25 2 weeks ago 6
@minhkhoaluong25 listen am a 9gager so gtfo ..ur ruining the comment section with the "9gag army"
fyerfyer1 2 weeks ago 2
I had to watch this twice to get the instruction's down pat. :/
TheEssaram 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if ur watching on valentines day and ur bored
love2singa123 2 weeks ago 6
.i looovee the melody !! lmao
WTFprettypaige 2 weeks ago
So u put your dick in a box on 9/11
MrTheMAX7714 2 weeks ago
great valentines day gift!
gozarutchi1 2 weeks ago
I gave my girlfriend one and she asked if she could return it for a bigger size.
cadillaclvr1234 2 weeks ago
God damn it Micheal...
grendel2900 2 weeks ago
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Hey guys and girls. I'm a poet from Chicago. I have started a YouTube Channel to help get my work out there. Please take 5 minutes out of your day to check my stuff out. Like. Subscribe. Tweet. I update on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Your support is greatly appreciated!
YouTube Search: James Zapfel Poetry.
JamesZapfelPoetry 2 weeks ago
9gag'
RaZzorXz 2 weeks ago 5
One day ima searously do that 2 a bitch
anthonynumber12 2 weeks ago
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This isn't fake. Apparently , if you copy and paste this to ten pages in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow . U will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry or i wanna go out with you
ricser65 2 weeks ago
THE WOMAN IN THE PINK DRESS IS OUT OF GROWN UPS
MrSpankyyy1 2 weeks ago
this song has to be one of the funniest things ever
reoko12 2 weeks ago
For Valentine's Day, get a heart-shaped box instead.
Xerberos542 2 weeks ago 3
@Xerberos542 Seems uncomfortable
tricksterhuaun 1 week ago
Justin Timberlake is the shit
mwyngaert86 2 weeks ago
77 people dont have a dick to put in a box
patrickRoy33kaw 2 weeks ago
Best san valentine present dont ya think?
Hellberos 2 weeks ago
Van Gogh: Hey that's actually a pretty good idea!
MrRandomSlug 2 weeks ago
when my mom walked in i switched to porn....
easier to explain
halfJB21 2 weeks ago 105
@halfJB21 old joke is old
AnotherAddictedGamer 2 weeks ago
@halfJB21 *must resist commenting on cliche comment* BOOOOOOOoOOoOOOOM!!!!!!
*facepalm*
FstandsforBird 1 week ago
@halfJB21 Now who actually does this?
Sebbyroberts692 1 week ago
@Sebbyroberts692
halfJB21 is right, I'd do it.
this song is about a friggin dick in a box o.0
OnbekendeOudeMan 1 week ago
hawnika: serconsised dick in a box
kwanza: big black dick in a box
jradriandejesus 2 weeks ago
Genuiney considdering this..
BunsenTurner 3 weeks ago
My girlfriend asked how i fit it in a twelve inch box.
yankzfan76 3 weeks ago
I put my dick in a box then jizzed in my pants....
xXkritozXx 3 weeks ago in playlist The Lonely Island
@xXkritozXx how would that work?
MrClacy88 2 weeks ago
1:41 "Thankyou" LOLZ
burntcat2006 3 weeks ago
50 likes and give my gf a "dick in a box" for Valentine's Day!
crazyultimategamers 3 weeks ago 123
@crazyultimategamers too late
gman2734 2 weeks ago
@crazyultimategamers I did 4 free dude...she said it was the best gift she ever had
mikelagaffe 2 weeks ago
@crazyultimategamers im nr 50 :)
GearsofNorway 2 weeks ago
@crazyultimategamers She'll only ask for the reciept....
lol
Herworth92 2 weeks ago 3
@crazyultimategamers When i havee a girlfriend and have eigtheen im gonna give a dick ina box
narutochissolucombe 1 week ago
cant find small enough box
commanderwalker13 3 weeks ago
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hey guys. nobody will probably read this but i have a song i just came out with, it's my very first but if any of you could take a look that would be awesome. i'm an aspiring artist, we all start somewhere and unfortunately i can't get noticed without working on telling people. so help me out and take a couple minutes to check out my channel, thanks :)
insan3kirby 3 weeks ago
cant find box big enoth
thesalesman666 3 weeks ago
THE WIFE OF MACRUBER ? OH DUDE U DONT NOW WITH WHO YOU ARE MESSING WITH wasnt she dead btw?
molock4444 3 weeks ago
Step 4: Put her head in the box.
Trek2255 3 weeks ago
@Trek2255 your usually this lame?
CccpReznov 3 weeks ago
@CccpReznov Haha. Yeah, I guess I am. :3
Trek2255 3 weeks ago
@Trek2255 i forgot what i said =[
CccpReznov 3 weeks ago
@CccpReznov U asked if I was always this lame.
Trek2255 3 weeks ago
@Trek2255 your awsome.
CccpReznov 3 weeks ago
yeah but this is good for that
splitdeth123 3 weeks ago in playlist my playlist
they should make a song about valentine's day
Sicsmartass 3 weeks ago
1:27 wonder how the rose smells lol he picked her nose with it lol
MyNameIsPaigeYeah 3 weeks ago in playlist Lonely Island :DD
chains!!!!! bring them back they match the boxx
MyNameIsPaigeYeah 3 weeks ago in playlist Lonely Island :DD
i put my dick in a box i said happy 3 week aniversy she opened it and i didnt cut it off though
imagirlgotdat 3 weeks ago
ahahahahah the expression of the girl at 1:42 is great
PowerToni91 3 weeks ago
**** my gf broke up w me after i did this. lol jk, tried but couldnt finid a box big enough
speckofdust21 3 weeks ago
@speckofdust21 "sure" they make real big boxes and little bitty boxes like for u js :))
dayna9760 3 weeks ago
¡now i know what i want for valentine's day! ¡DIck in a box!
I'm just joking....
VictoriaSulbaran 3 weeks ago
I gave one to my girlfriend and she asked me if i kept the reciept.
agentringer 3 weeks ago 245
@agentringer yeah mine said no and dumped me for my sister.
Gogerald23 2 weeks ago
Everybody warning not a good mothrs day presant
MoNsTeRxxRiDeR9797 3 weeks ago 10
@MoNsTeRxxRiDeR9797 don't worried that's covered in the next video.
tusamni1 3 weeks ago
Ah can't wait for the Gaylentine's Day :X:X
gogoasacenusie 3 weeks ago
LOVE the beat
frederich111 3 weeks ago
Can you hear a faint censor when he says "dick"?
puenboy1 3 weeks ago
NONE of the boxes i have are big enough to hold mine...this could be a problem...
Drucidify 3 weeks ago
@Drucidify Shit guys... internet badass over here!
NeglectedSympathy 3 weeks ago
150 likes and I'll do this for Valentine's Day
Xerberos542 3 weeks ago 9
anyone know of a box that's bigger than a refrigerator box?
dynamicantelope 3 weeks ago
My teacher did not apprieciate this present.
agentringer 3 weeks ago 9
the funny thing is i couldent cut A HOLE BIGG EKNOUF
mattmark123 3 weeks ago
Fancy Car-$20,000
House In Hills-$200,000
Dick In A Box-PRICELESS
EmbryLovesChuu 3 weeks ago 2
I love how this was filmed right in my neighborhood practically xD
xXcrackheadfoogabeXx 3 weeks ago
@xXcrackheadfoogabeXx i can probably 100% guarantee this was no where near your house or neighborhood
OhhhDangLetzBang 2 weeks ago
my favorite part is 1:52
TheThorntonac 3 weeks ago
what real man, hasnt tried this?
MrSadFacePanda 3 weeks ago