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  • CROCODILE POWERS GO!

  • WHY would you DO that!?!? JK its funny

  • STFU everybody he is so smart he can communicate with animals. I bet u cant do that can u now??

  • You can't fix stupid people.

  • and the bottom jaw is the last thing them fingers ever touched...

  • what an idiot

  • do alligators have teath?

  • @la28typeofgirl only the small ones

  • pretty stupid ...blood hell

  • Thats stupider than mrstupid

  • hahahahahaha... croc 1 x 0 man

  • do it again :D

  • Fucking deserved it I hope it hurt!!!

  • MY OOooNLY FINGERS 1 FINGER IS ALIVE !!!

  • lmfaoo

  • "There is only a finger's difference between a wise man and a fool." - Diogenes of Sinope

    Or In this case 4 fingers....

  • HAaaaaaa .....

  • okej he just lost 4 fingers

    

  • what a moron.....

    btw at the slow mo he sounds like Chewbacca

  • and that's how it's done!

  • Did he go into a dumbass killin' death roll after?

  • That guy is now known as 7 fingers Sam.

  • I can do the same with my dick

  • @blonchur what you mean? get some animal to bite it off?

  • @Quusboy I could tease the nose of a croc with my dick to show off my fearlessness

  • alligator: i am so going to bite u of u dnt stop

    guy -keeps patting snout, places hand under mouth quickly removes-

    alligator: god i hate u DO IT AGAIN I DARE U!

    guy:-blah blah blah- *CRUNCH* -AAARRRGGGGHHHH-

    alligator: U GOT WHAT U DESERVERED BITCH!!!!!!

  • why would you let it time your regular hand movements and then on the last one do it extra slow so the gator knows exactly when to bite down?

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAaahhhhh LOL

  • hey next time don't place any body part in crock's mouth that you want to keep

  • andddd itttssss good.... no its bad !

  • Hahahaha ben ti stia

  • goodbye fingers! :D

  • he's a really mother fucking

  • Alligator Vs Stupid man Alligator wins no doubt !

  • Fucker thought he could tame a crocodile.. Not any that I know of. We don't fuck around with crocodiles in Australia. Our children even know this- at a young age.

  • Chicken fingers, lol

  • smile

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkk

  • Did you see how weird they bent, I like the noise :D

  • just above the bottom jaw and on the way out...wait there is no way out.

  • Who wants to go next. Bring the next contender. A round applause, the guy with the blue shirt. No refund after being bitten. Sorry for the inconvenience. Bring it on, bring the tiger. Oh yeah.

  • Touche my good man

  • Motherf****r doesn't know what he's doing! Ha ha! He thinks he knows what to do, and I p**s myself laughing! Sucker. Next time, I bet he tries to kiss a lizard or snake and it bites he's nose. Come to think of it........ My big bro tried to do that and got bitten on the nose by a lizard. Should have videoed it.... :( Still, funny!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Wow his screaming was hilarious.

  • OWNED

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT AN IDIOT. ACTING LIKE HE KNOWS SHIT

  • Unreal !

  • i think we all learned some from this dont mess with pre-historic predators.

  • LOL NERD SCREAM , that stupid man plays with death

  • wtf did he expect...

  • Rofl, that was awesome!!!! You deserve it you IDIOT.

  • hahah animal 1 human 0 he owned that hand

  • now who's smiling haha

  • retard

    

  • GOT 'EM COACH !!!!

  • 14 people do it all the way up...!!! :D

  • he is so stupid his mother is ashamed of him

  • One Alligator + one stupid redneck = cheap, merciless humor for the rest of us! :D

  • @lxcainxl Why do you think he's a "stupid" redneck? Yeah, he's stupid, but that doesn't mean he's a redneck.  Rednecks are usually people who live in the south where gators also live, and they know better than to stick their hands in a gator's mouth. They catch gators on baited hooks and lines, and sell the tail meat to upscale restaurants all over the US whose customers pay high prices for it it as a delicacy. Catching and selling a natural resource for a high price isn't stupid at all.

  • @minralb

    Touché, good sir. As we all know, the most efficient and cost-effective method to acquire, market, and distribute such rare commodities as gator-burgers to discriminating gourmet connoisseurs is by repeatedly teasing the closest lizard one can find and putting one's hand in their mouth. I tip my hat to you.

  • @minralb i hate it when people just call you a redneck. nothing is wrong with them.. i happen to live in south carolina and they are good people.

  • he had to be white

  • HAAHHAHAHAa

  • hahahahahahahaha that is the best thing ive seen all year idiot

  • You're so dumb You're really dumb !

  • stupid veryyyyyyyy

  • 13 stupid people hehehe

  • the hand that feeds him!

  • Now that's the hand that feeds him!

  • AFTER IT BARELY MISSED YOU THE FIRST TIME WHY WOULD YOU TRY AGAIN

  • Um, yeah -that was bloody brilliant love.

    -and I don't think it's a COINICIDENCE

    that Billy Dumb Bollocks here is white.

    (shakes head)

  • @British0Pixie

    -sorry I meant 'coincidence'

    guess there's no surprise that I'm blond either

    (lol)

  • truly..

  • hahahaha look how smart i am ouch that hurts, nvm

  • This only happens because humanity fucks up evolution. 1000 years ago nobody that dumb could have reproduced himself. His genetic line would just have vanished. Now with all our technology such dumbfucks will grew to be more and more. Somebody plz find this guy and castrate him if he is still alive. You would do something good for mankind.

  • ahhahahahaahahah this thing is fucking stupid ahahahhahhhhhhhhhhaahaahathaha­ahahahahaahahhahahahahahaahaha­ahahahahaahhahaahaslolololoolo­lol what a retired 

  • @Capcom6000 LOL,retired,RETARD

  • If you walked up to me and repeatedly fuckin smacked my nose, and then shoved your hand in my mouth , I'd bite your fingers off too!!! What an asshole! (pardon my language) but what the heck is he thinking?!?! That thing is twice the size of him! And he is hitting it! Isn't this illegal? No? It sure as hell should be!!!! Somebody email this to Obama!

  • @iL0veBfmv its ok the croc is judge and jury ... and full

  • fucking stupid,,,don't play with animales.

  • OUCH!!! damn that was hard to watch..

  • does he bite? Daaaaa!

  • i heard his finger bones snap

  • hahahahah

  • Lmao... Soooooo stupid,very Funny!!! Hahahahahah

  • Hahahaha:D

  • hahaha

  • slow motion sounds like smaking your hand agianst the table

  • Gottem!

  • He won;t be picking his nose with those fingers for a wile, Serves him right..!

  • Hey mr croc I'm just gonna smack you on the nose and shit to piss you off and now, I'm just gonna, yeah, stick my hand rrrright into your mouth, WHOOPS! You almost got me there, now I'm gonna stick it in there again and HELLO!!!! Lost a carpal...

  • I cant help not feel sorry for him. At least now he knows that give a hungry croc a "helping hand" is not very smart.

  • Hahaha Thats what you get for being stupid i bet he is missing some fingers now lol

  • did he die?

  • Hahahahahhahaha idiot

  • he was lucky the croc stayed stationary, he it got aggressive he would have lost more than his fingers

  • No more fingers. Lol

  • Jesus, what a dick.

  • What an arrogant moron. You don't toy with a crocodile -_-

  • So stupid People serves him right who Hit the nose of a croc thats stupid .

    I Hope the croc. ate him completely!!!!

  • "Please Mr. Gator, fuck me up! Serves him right :P

  • lol

  • WTF good for him

  • HE HE HE WHAT A PRICK!

  • how fortunate we are that people like this guy are willing to do whatever it takes to make us laugh.

  • good for him that fukn idiot hahahahahaha

  • AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ­AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!1­

  • One word of advice, reptiles are impossible to domesticate, not like other wild animals in the big cat, and bear family. Reptilians rely on only instinct, the alligator is not going to respond to verbal cues or ride a unicycle like u see bears do in the circus. Nor will it jump through rings like lions. It just knows instinct. Lesson for all the rednecks out there that think this is cool. I laughed real hard at this idiot, what next? Anaconda wrestling? LMAO.

  • What does one epect??? Sticking one's hand inside the mouth of an aligator??? That's just looking and ASKING for trouble!!!

  • Human Beings are not the most intelligent species on the planet.

    Name ONE other species that will gladly place their own body parts inside the mouth of a Predator!

  • @ThePopeThePedophile There is a bird there are cleaning the crocs and gators mouth

  • @maxthue Animals that clean out the mouths of would-be predators have evolved to co-exist in mutually beneficial relationships with said predators over millions of years (over 100 million years in the case of crocs and birds). A moronic human teasing a wild animal for laughs = unintellient.

  • @maxthue yeah but that bird is still smarter than this dumbass in the vid because it knows the croc wont eat it

  • @maxthue yea but the gators don't bite them....

  • yeah, that is called symbiosis and it HELPS BOTH species because the birds eat what they clean and the crocodiles bacterias get eliminated, animals are also smarter than human beings, this guys is a clear example.

  • @maxthue well, thats theyre job... is placing our body parts just for our entertainment our jobs?

  • @maxthue Ye. But the crocs dont attack them. It works 4 both the bird n the croc. the bird gets food n the croc gets its teeth cleaned. He is right, we r pretty stupid, but we r also the most intelligent, n wen u mix them both u get comedy haha! This guy is class! He got some balls. I actually laughed and whinced at the same time. Hope it was just his fingers he lost. N y is every one givin him grief? Its just a mess about gone wrong but its funny so he's stuck it on here 4 us all 2 enjoy. Fools

  • @maxthue thats a myth theres no actual evidence of birds doing that

  • @RAZZ1496 National Geographic says something else

  • @maxthue Herodotus claimed that Nile crocodiles have a symbiotic relationship with certain birds like the Egyptian plover, which enter the crocodile's mouth and pick leeches that have been feeding on the crocodile's blood, but there is no evidence of this interaction actually occuring in any crocodile species, and it is most likely mythical or allegorical fiction...youve just been owned sir

  • @RAZZ1496 google image:

    "Egyptian plover"

  • @TheyCallMeMrHappy every image is the same usualy that means its photoshoped find me video evidence and ill belive it

  • @RAZZ1496 need me to pm you a link to scientific papers? or can you figure out how to yourself. There are many records of the plover doing this. Mind you there is like 15 of the same exact pics like you stated.

  • @TheyCallMeMrHappy then pm them to me you stupid fuck obviously your not getting the point there is no video evidence hence i will not believe it you can send as many pics as you want unless i see a plover eating out of a fuckin gators mouth i will not belive it have a nice day "Mr.Happy" ass fuck headed bitch cunt nigger jew mother bastard burn in hell

  • @RAZZ1496 i already did...i wouldnt have if I saw what a class act you are. Racist sack of shit. and you are some latin fuck....hmmm

  • @TheyCallMeMrHappy wow no actualy im armenian and hold on let me get back to my job which gets me 80k a year and how a bout i drive my bmw over to your house and give you a check for a buck you white piece of shit

  • @RAZZ1496 actually it is spelled "cheque" but i don't need the $25 dollar charge when it bounces. armenia....haha

  • @TheyCallMeMrHappy haha america

  • @RAZZ1496 you have usa on your channel, I, however, do not.

  • @ThePopeThePedophile You fucking idiot, we are ,but its that guy that a fucking stupid piece of shit.

  • @MrSummyHD This isn't the only guy alive who does this for a living =P

  • @ThePopeThePedophile I agree, we certainly aren't the most intelligent, and i think maybe if evolution would have gone better for another species, we would not be superior. Some times I often wonder what the hell I am doing within the same species as some of these people. Hopefully i'm a hybrid.

  • @ThePopeThePedophile There's a technique to puting your limbs inside of a croc you dumbass.

    Crocs have sensors around their snout and if you can 'shutdown' them (tapping of the snout) you can cancel the crocs instinct to snap when something is in their mouth. Yes it's dangerous, but Yes it can be done.

    This man should've tapped all around the snout, not just the tip of it and he would've been at a better success rate.

  • @demnslayer09 Wait.. Who's the dumbass? The one who supports feeding yourself to a crocodile, or the one who thinks it is stupid? I believe you should think about what you're saying :P

    Continue supporting it. I'll continue to call you stupid :D

  • you laugh, you lose.

  • just losing some fingers, not a big deal

  • wow hes stupid, hahaha couldnt stop laughing

  • anyone knows what happened to this poor stupid guy? was he from the u.s?

  • lol init

  • Ha ha moron

  • why are people so arrogant to think they can tame, control or covet wild animals? They're called wild animals, because they're wild... and not like Lindsay Lohan.

  • I am so proud to be a human being right now. 

  • HAHUAHUAHUAAHU

  • 11 people also got their hands bit

  • stupid fuck

  • thank's it were only fingers... ;)

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    stupid, stupid, stupid.

    jajajajajajjaa

  • Anybody silly enought to fool around with a large undomesticated predator is asking for a disaster. You'll get no pity from me.

  • so funny he sounds like a indian ahhh!!

  • every redneck southerner who tries to "farm" alligators instead of leaving them alone in the wild should have this treatment. alligators need their revenge

  • please stop being idiots, people stick their heads in crocodile's mouths in stunt shows. this guy was clearly not planning to get his hand snapped. but stuff happens. stop calling him stupid i believe he got enough misery gettin bitten by the croc.

  • hahahahah cocky prick

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!!!!

  • & thats why they are dangerous.

  • fail

  • gg :-)

  • It's an Alligator not a Croc.

  • @RoadCaptainEntertain definitely a croc it has a wide snout

  • @RobbieMacIntyre A definate trait of the American alligator. Check your books Crocs have narrower snouts than Gators.

    We have thousands of Gators around here and I see them all the time but what do I kow.

  • He SO had that coming. What a douchebag.

  • hahaha what a dick he so had that coming the crock was just laying in wait for the stupied man!wot a tosser!

  • tetnis injections alots of them..those teeth are full of bacteria!!

  • lol

  • As soon as i saw a man and a croc, and the man get NEAR the croc, i knew the croc was gonna either scare the crap outta him or bite his hand.

    x)

  • One of the tricks he did was called "The Pop" It's when a stupid person touches the tip of a Crocodile's lower mandible(Yur lower jaw, for those who are not one with words learned in 7th grade GT Science class) I think it was made illegal when a man got caught by the croc and lost two fingers about a year ago

  • SLOMO LOL *CRUNCH* AHHHHHHHhHH!

  • No fate but what you make