Exclusive Video: Giant Vietnamese Turtle

[lolkjhhh]

why the fuck would you anoyy that red ear slider

[bufothetoad1]

lol you have a yellow belly slider

[TH3Omaster]

Your videos are garbage

[bufothetoad1]

@TH3Omaster yeah mostly

[ak7wyf]

u suck#!

[Mayfanforever93]

lol I can see why it's called weird week. Half a beard and mustache? XD Epic greenscreen effects shall be epic.

[iDipz]

What a queer...and that poor turtle is overweight, if that queer is it's owner thanks cam burn in hell..

[doctordogballs]

this sucks. what the hell is this even supposed to be?

[Thesweetshadiashow]

rofl wat the heck is up with the half beard

[monamebroiedunoir]

the turtle seems terrorized o_O

[eadancelover]

haha funny

[tiffanynhinguyen]

im vietnamese....

[nekosawagsta]

poor turtle

[animeloveressy]

I just noticed his half a beard! XD ;p Nice eye, EllisYates

[RandomPerson1224]

OMG AT 1:01 His Green Shirt Was Like A Turtle xDDDD

[EllisYates]

wtf why did yuou have half a beard and the beginning lol

[RetroEmilyStayFly]

hahha i have one of those turtles and it bit mah finger

[theWrockVideos]

Out of curiosity, what kind of turtle is that? Looks like a Red Eared Slider, but I could be wrong. Reason being, I have a turtle that looks just like that and am trying to find out what kind of turtle it is instead of playing a guessing game...

[RonBurgundy1212]

u wore a green t-shirt? lol

[sillimoo009]

E-stupid!

[FroznSh0t]

ROFLMAO

[Spectacular2Fresh]

lol coo vid

[azxpert]

What a funny stupid video~! RES are not dat big tho~! hahaha.. anyway I love the video.

[MissBubbelGumS]

turtles are grose!

[Keeroy1234]

Not so smart wearing a green shirt infront of a green screen...

[Linkstman]

lol

[timdagreat4]

AHAHAHAHA LOOL

BTW you realise in the green screen your shirt is INVISIBLE ARRRGHHH!!!!!

looool :P

[SnipeZ850]

soon as it comes to vietnam, you put on that stupid music shit?

fuckin' fool. go kill yourself

[polipop20]

PRETTY COOL OnLy but the part funny is the face of the guy its very funny HaHa!!the turtle eating a dirty worm HaHa!!!

[claynosrac]

you wasted my time. You happy now you fucking wanker!

[nrp97]

lol u used a green screen y? u shood of used a blue screen or at least change your shirt coz yer shirt was green and i say it lol it overlayed

[jeffacimaj]

FAG!

[nepychu798465132]

you have a half bear

[Chikenbrain]

roflcopter

[Bryanpike72]

Ok, this was rather stupid. You must have a lot of time on your hands. However, who am I to judge what you do with your time.

[StephaneGrappelli]

thank you for wasting my time

[etcadz]

i love your mustache :DD

[harrydereus]

rofl so funny!

[onac90]

FUCK YOU

[beautifulmollies]

yep, we were all suckered again just because we like to see animals in general. This guy is the worst I have seen, so whoopty flippin do for me and btw he's trying to make a statement like all these closet smokers seem to do so well. He's half man and half woman. Seriously, we need to stop being nice to these guys and girls that try to convince everyone of how they were born. First thought to mind. Grab bat and smash in his brain. Thank you and goodnight.

[VegHead94]

haha

[xSupremeHunterx]

shit!

[wfb1234]

lol

[sovannaphoum]

idiot

[repr3sentsz]

lol at your beard :L

[shinobiung]

please dont do anymore videos.

[Torgrim1]

that is so lame

[minigun00]

his shirt was green XD, you can see right though his neck when he falls XD

[GOODCHARLOTTEFANZ]

That looks like a red eared slider turtle :)

[STEFANOS4784]

You trully are a gimp

[unholypenguin4]

lol next time dont green shirt with green screen

[vVmarianoSv]

i have a turtle like this

[cwalwanis]

I've thought about doing a half full beard a few times jsut for humor and pics. I'm totally going to do it now. Thanks for showing me how rad it can look.

[Tibly]

actually, there are really giant Vietnamese turtles.

[wi4mep]

are they that big? lol

[Hulgy]

theyre big, but vietamese slowly made then endangered from eating them. theres actually only two known to be living in vietnam...

[emointermission]

You should look into drinking antifreeze.

Its berry flavored now.

:)

[haatwerken]

not fun!!!

[hats55]

hahahaha!

how he has a green shirt the turtle is too in it

[fustfudx951357]

since u used a green screen u probably shouldn't be wearing a green shirt cause at 1:00 there is a close up and u have an empty area next to your neck.

[XxXchaoschickXxX]

Cool

Why did you only shave half of your beard?

[kitty3241]

lol that looks just like my turtle.

[the5regularguys]

Also, love the half-goat. You should keep that.

[the5regularguys]

"Look out! It is the mighty Gammera! He will surely crush our cities and decimate our homes!!!"*

*translated from the Japanese

[JenkleJ]

I used to have some of those until my dog eat them.

[Rippling0Blade]

Oh my God..

[JeeprzCreepers56]

Aw I missed weird week. :(

[tristanc]

at least use a turtle not a terrapin

[ollylegg]

you sure its not a musk turtle?

[jayna25]

I LOVE TURTLES!

---> thats a map turtle in the video.

Wow. im a geek.

[thatchristianshow]

We should have a weird year...

[1994cg]

wow you really do know how to shave now dont you?

its such a shame that weired week had to end in just one week. i mean im weired 24/7

[lynzzzay]

that was funny

[scorpioorig]

NON SENSE

[OneWithJesus]

nice gotee

[95milkbone]

Hell ya ! Its about time you told your story , I got a few of my own . Its just kinda scares me to talk about it !

[henryswansonismyname]

mooi hoor.maar waarom op you tube??????!!

[bahamana247]

...weird

[lobomeanswolf]

you need to shave alternate sides of your beard, one month shave the left side the other month the right.

[TrueBlueAustralian]

you should know not to wear green on green screen...

[jaime21985]

You shouldn't be wearing a green shirt when making videos with a green screen you dumbass, what a retard!!!!

[LeComaAnim]

Hahaha way to wear a green shirt when you did the green screen.

[JeffandDan]

That's awesome, nalts! haha, I saw you shave off the stache at the RhettandLinKast Live...

[guitarpope]

lol the green screen is the same color as your shirt

[willabbot]

LOL half a beard! nice wilhelm scream.

[styler9]

"Soft Shell Turtle" .. i think there was a reason why they were thought to be extinct.

[ThomasIsTired]

I think I've seen it before too!:O

Continue to just shave half of the beard, I liked it!

[MalyssaAK]

this is funny in so many ways because one the turtle chsin u thru a green screen and 2 ur beard is half shaved. hahaha

[seth1230]

nice half shave?

[wrapmastr]

That turtle would certainly make a delectable soup.

[PeteMP1992]

LOL Wilhelm scream and half a beard!

[skylerpony]

5 stars... just for using the wilhelm scream! :D

[RippedBushido]

dont be a view whore! its quality not quantity

[bobstarsa]

lol dont use a green Anything on a geen screen :P

[theYTgod]

Pay me my child support you bastard

[Sarge790]

You remind me of my old warden when I was at university. He did the old half beard thing. But it sucked. Yours is kick ass. Have an e-cookie.

[carolperez]

duh but why?

[Sarge790]

For charity. >_>

[kaedelake]

Who wears a green t-shirt while doing green screen effects. Nalts;)

[Leahzebelle]

LOVE the moustache dude. :p

[missdivinestalls]

Feed your clone to the giant turtle. Or was the clone in this video? Now my brain hurts.

[LaynerzT]

LOL! Nice Whilhelm screams!

[VanGoghFer]

I love your stuff, nalts

[laurabenavidez]

nalts, nalts, nalts. no green shirts while in front of a green screen. =)

[HGNanodude]

Youtube had been playing up the last couple of days, I couldn't see who had a new video on my mainpage.

Maybe because your videos haven't been as good this week as before?

[bling727]

HAHHAH loved the moustache

[mamamialove]

Ha Ha...Ha I laughed so loud my husband actually looked up from his tv watching to give me eye contact..thank you Nalts for saving my marriage...teary eyed...sniff sniff.

[katalina2007]

That is one WIERD moustache--for SURE!

[craftycards]

o my gosh! best video ever!! I LOVED THE HALF SHAVEN MOOSTACHE

[HeyJimmyDean]

lol at your half beard.

[eringobraugh1021]

Should have done the eyebrow.

[proffmongo]

You bastard!!!

Bragging about your giant turtle!!!

You bastard!!

Mine always looks like a frightened turtle!!!

But in my defense I do live in a cold climate!!!

[binaryboy]

Probably shouldn't wear a green shirt in front of a green screen.

[tombham]

You're amazing. Your videos are always funny and entertaining. You also do a great job with framing, lighting and editing. As far as your viewer slump goes ...even a great homerun hitter strikes out once in a while and when he does his fans still get a thrill out of watching him bat.

[thatisawkward]

sorry weird week hasn't gone as hope!

[Furnifur]

I'm sorry the previous comment wasn't my normal funny comment but you only get a funny comment when you make a funny video. LOL

[Furnifur]

That was a cute red-eared slider, I had three of them before I became more lady-like. (HA) Also Mysterey1 already did the half shaven goatee so I fear you might be losing your touch. You can get it back, you're special.

[brendanlovesbeer]

gay

[mitrieD]

Gaaah Nalts, your losing it man.

Find your nivana again

[Appleunbox]

I love his half beard.

[Alprazolam]

i heard some wilhelm scream...nalts, nalts

[MarkWammer]

Look Nalts. Get back on track, with Spencer and the good old videos.

These new videos well .. one word can describe it.

FAILURE.

Sorry, Sorry, My videos are no better .. but I expect more from you - you're nalts after all, don't make me switch back to watching Mark Day and Renetto all day. You have talent - You're just not using it latey.

[azzonfu]

your floating head rocked in this one

[MogMorou]

I've watched your vids form the beginning and I have to agree with everyone that it's just a bad week

you still rock nalts!

[hartnell114]

am i mentally retarded,or are you the only one who can pull off the half-stache! :D

[IAGuy06]

You need to go back to your barber... I think he forgot something.

[creegirl9]

you need to get some sleep

[lisabwill]

haha half of ur beard is missing!

if i was a man i'd do that to my beard too

[Elk4758]

lol

[astrophe1987]

*POKE* How's the Naltsgetsfit thing going? :D

[GreenRain5]

good riddance

[MelrumbaBee]

haha very funny. i also love how you had a green shirt under your striped one, so when you were "runnint/crawing" away from the turtle, you green shirt showed up as the turtle too...haha

[suzieq008]

You are just hilarious! I think I'll favorite this one...sorry for your bummer week!

[maimellini]

do you sleep, ever?

[BilliLovesMargot]

you're still the master... despite this weeks numbers.

[HoboSapien23]

rofl the half beard is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[liftdoctor]

First sign of Althimers Nalts !

[shannister]

not too concerned about the end of weird week...there is always weird in your videos. This was a little more like "really off the wall week" lol

[BeMyOwnGod]

lol you wore a green shirt while in the green screen

[Sapphiru]

I JUST REALIZED.

HALF A BEARED.

[VivaLaLaurennn]

What's with half a beard?

[thedoubletake]

wrong music

thats chinese, not vietnamese

[blahblahblahblaaaah]

green shirt upfront of the green screen :]

Nice

[jacklestein]

nice beard

[paradeoffears]

haha. nice with the green shirt on the green screen :)

:( for end of weird week. I'm sure you won't stop being weird. It can't be turned on and off like that.

[shiinchan13]

lol green on a green screen

[AhimsaShadow]

Um. You didn't shave your... left? right? Eyebrow. This is the ONLY flaw of this video.

I say "only" loosely

:) peacee

[babysitterofnalts]

I am such a noob, I totally didn't even notice half of your face was shaven in this video when I watched it this morning. Wait, is it half shaven or half not shaven? Hmm....

[em12321]

word of advice: don't wear green when wearing a green screen unless you're trying to look invisible.

[sukatra]

Well, I was gonna ask you if your next theme was gonna be "Being and Nothingness" Week, but then I watched your latest responseofnalts video, and my question became moot.

[htmlbandit]

Did the turtle get the other half of your beard?

[sajasio]

his head got detached!

[robrobbins]

What, you could not outrun a turtle? Another mime video would probably get you more views.

[Ieyusa]

OH! MY! GOD! You used the Wilhelm Scream. I should sue you for even considering it, and then sue you again for putting in one of your videos. You just lowered the score to 1 STAR, buddy!

xD Have a happy day.

[fkrinsky]

You're a lot slower than I thought you were if a turtle can catch you...giant or not:)

I'm with you post weird week...shouldn't you at least watch and comment on one of mine???

[LastStandingWins]

hey nalts look at my viddeo about the outdoor thing

[lllllliiillllll]

nice touch wearing green on a green screen

[winger1212]

Some dude, Eckhart? Poptart? Said something about not needing any excess baggage to define who we are, or not needing YouTube to define who we are, or not needing video hits to define who we are--Pfft. I don't know where I picked THAT up.

[2low2rl]

come on man i know you have it in you to make another hit. start making videos you like again not ones you think we'll like.

[Nikki2987]

I loved weird week...cause it was..well... weird..lol

Hilarious half-beard!!

♥Nikki

[whitesoxfanatic]

Something seemed different about you...did you do something with your eyebrows?

[captainimij]

Green screen rocks

[superexyooper]

Hey  Nalts, your 133t horses video got featured on Ebaumsworld today.

[jewgirl1127]

LOL!! i love you!!!

[xsm22]

i love you no matter what

no homo

[gmswife]

AhhhhhHaaaaaHaaaaa! You nut! I didn't want you to shave the goatee! :( Another side splitting video, though!

[bohogirl1]

it occurred tome that you would look great with an earring in your right ear. call me crazy.

[natanel360]

lol

[imposedminority]

Oh man, so so lame. No wonder your viewership is dropping.

[PennState89]

Did you forget to finish shaving????

[RiskBD]

ha ha ha ha ha ha that's awesome

[monk54321]

Tax season stresses all people out, but Nalts has become outright screwy.

[monk54321]

Tax season stresses all people out, but Nalts has become outright screwy.

[Espiriteus]

"Why did the turtle cross the road?"

To eat Nalts on the other side?

[insanenaltsfanEE]

hehe..kind of funny...kind of...

[linkinparkfan7222]

lol!

[mshockey73]

This might be a weird thing to say but I really enjoyed weird week.

Weird week was weird.

The giant turtle was giant.

The little ho