Drunk Russian driver makes phone call with pack of cigarettes

[WhenTheTearsAway]

iWinston lmao

[cr7timp]

Marlboro mobile

[mosesmoses2000]

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[BrokenMachine85]

@mosesmoses2000 you're a fucking nut case.

[tomastomas777]

he is under butirate

gbh is a real problem russian drug.its wery popular

efefcts like xtc but if tooke too much you get stoned liek this

[JRDEAN71]

GO - GO - GADGET PHONE........ 

[cdlax93]

He prolly keeps his phone in his pack of cigs lol

[lawnboyinthehood1980]

3:33 he's trying to smoke his cell phone antenna ! Wtf ! Stupid Russian

[Vosbraka]

I sense a conspiracy here...

He was talking to JESAS, and so a religion was born...

[sphinxart]

That's some scary shit right there

[Dionysus108]

i swear when he tried to dial on his cigarettes i heard beeping. HE'S A SPY!!

[emregokhan1]

fake !

[AktivAgressiv]

this guy is more than just drunk..

[mcgggsup]

This guy is not drunk, He's under the influence of drug called BUTIRAT

[larsjake]

@mcgggsup Haha so, ethanol? :)

[darbdavys]

@mcgggsup it's GHB

[tomastomas777]

he is under GBH (butirat drug) called BOOT

[rockfan2345]

damn how shitfaced did he get ?he used his cigs and hand for a phone wtf!

[kosmosleha]

that's what I call, "I hear voices."

[Aaminergirl]

I luv those new cell phones that look like cig packs.

[gronhox2]

I bet he had drugs in that cigarrete pack

[killyanowandfast32]

Oh he´s KGB ya know?... ^_^

[SENTRY000]

I bet his car has a dash cam.

And Russian rap.

[Oskar11]

i always ram into kerb

[Hamburgan]

he is smarter than you think maybe there was drugs in the package ?

[DudeNumberTen]

he's not drunk.

he's russian!

[ZHOPA777]

for everyone that doesnt know what butirat is...its the russian equivalent of GHB

[haradinaj123]

He is on Butirat some russian drug

[westleyhem]

He was talking on a Bluetooth. The pack of cigarettes was to block out the outside noise.

[xaminexmusicx]

ha hahahaha omg hahahahahaha I want what hes having!

[docco22]

what drug is he on??? i reckon heroine .

[ThePotatocheap]

is this real?? LOL i wouldhave laughed my ass offff lol lol lol

[lybko]

It's a cell phone disguised to look like a pack of smokes...one of those James Bond gadgets!

[drazenkoj1990]

It's a good thing he's pretty......

[Talan157]

Hes on meth

[BarWillTender]

Hahaha!! Aaw, gotta love the russians!

[andriiostapchuk]

This stuff called "Бутират"!;)

[Jonayofsweden]

Why is always the russian policemans clothes to big :O the hat is huge and the jacket is fluffy

[thetigerevil]

@Jonayofsweden Ah...just so, not probably cuz there is FUCKING COLD!

[blackteampicasso]

Maybe is spy :)

[shcnoozlebop]

Gotta admit he's cute anyway lol

[peaceduke1]

Fuck the police :D 

[Abu11Suleiman]

الي ما فهم شئ لايك

[MrMuzhh]

@Abu11Suleiman هذا واحد شكران ومحشش طلع الدخان ..يلكم من الدخان يحسبة جوال

[Abu11Suleiman]

@MrMuzhh ههههههههههههههههههههههههه الا والله توني الاحظ .. احسبه جوال

والله يا هو تحفة هههههههههههههههههههههههه

[Khatt4b]

ماهو خمر والله حبوب اللجج

[pitbohl]

great... smoking in a cop car ^^

[MrRonaldorealmadrid]

he cheat the police , he had drugs in the pack of cigarettes xD

[CastleRecordz]

I wanna know what he's saying

[MUFFSNIFFER]

He must ov diald embassy no 1

[TheWuperr]

BUTIRAT

[ChestyLaRuu]

LSD

[iamMultiSpongeCake]

shitty subtitles...

[bri343]

another piece of shit driving under the influence. he and all of them should be executed on sight

[ana4guns]

That awkward moment when the policeman interrupts a very important call with Ruslan

[23MacG666]

ебать у него зрачки)))))))))))))))надо ж так попасться..........

[KayBeeEee1983]

How's Ruslan supposed to come get you if you don't tell her where you are? Idiot.

[DupleggatedUSSR]

@Dintov i'm from russia too so don't show off!!

[darkseer331]

Lol how drunk do you have 2 be to think your phone is a pack of smokes...

[pizzaisfuntoeat]

hes not drunk. definitely drugs.

[robbewuzhere]

uhm... meanwhile in russia

[UncaDollas]

More vodka please.

[Sserg99]

this is sodium hydroxybutyrate. Popular drug in some russian regions.

[arezent]

Maybe this video is a advertisement,of cigarette with a "winston" name

[KeepCalmTour]

Does he realize he's trying to smoke his cellphone, oh wait... hehehe xD

[bloodrhein]

Butirat rulez

[barakobama]

American republicans hate America.

[dahveedo1972]

yeah this guy is tripping balls, not drunk.

[TeamNitroFuzion]

I remember when I was high, I was just freaking out like I was going to die

[TeamNitroFuzion]

LMFAO That's funny as fuck!!! OMGG!! Thank you Russian for Comedy!!! OMFGGG I'm dying here

[hlander93]

holy shit best drunk ive seen since the time i jumped out a 2 story building and made an awesome roll maneuver =D

[Seabearful]

He's so cute lol.

[TeamNitroFuzion]

ДЬАФЩ Ерфеэы пщееф иу еру агттшуые ырше Ш умук ыуутююю Ин еру цфн вщуы фтнщту ызуфл кгыышфт,

Сфгыу Ш вщтэе лтщц рщц ещ ызуффл Кгыышфт!!! ЗДУФЫУ РУДЗ ьу зге ше утпдшыр Ьн лунищфкв агслув гз

[zxzxzxz72]

@TeamNitroFuzion что?

[TeamNitroFuzion]

@zxzxzxz72 Sorry about that... My keyboard was effed up. :P but now it's fixed! it was in Russian... sorry for the confusion!

[fesove]

i want that cell phone! XD

[TheMrBlinx]

He's smoking his cell phone.

[CrosseyedGawker]

This guy is awesome! I wonder if there was actual thought behind it, in some kind of decoy plan :D

[gz877]

I think that he's not drunk, he's like a sleepwalking hahahahahaha

[palito69]

very high !! ...haha

[SoderberGMusic]

Why the f*uck is just the questions subtitled and not he's blabbering?

Are you supposed to guess what he's saying?

[klevenka]

@SoderberGMusic He says: we went from there, drove around the car, and came, thats all.

[SoderberGMusic]

It would be pretty funny if he turned on the speaker and it was a phone.

[tehpromalle]

his not high or drunk.... his just a russin!

[Ebbzzor]

haha what the fuck

[haxborn]

In soviet russia you bust the cops.

[PhamvanDong]

an undercover spyphone designed as pack of cigarettes. you never know with russians..

[tottrupen]

2:24 ahahha! sleeping*  door opens, wide awake!

[44lawl44]

In Sovjet russia vodka drinks you

[DrakSkit]

He's not drunk, He's high.

[baconmakinmayor]

haha satan vilka slappa snutar

[DrakulanOfficial]

He is probably on amphetamine.

[realisticWar]

A cellphone that looks like a cigarette pack? whoah

[tammytilt]

In soviet Russia police only have to attend with at least all F-, average IQ of a 10 y/o and they HAVE to joke around with there suspects.

[dimman87]

@tammytilt u mad bro?

[tammytilt]

@dimman87 Well that was random? What you just said have nothing to do with my comment.. Learn how to use the internet language

[dawwe90]

in soviet russia cigarettes smokes you

[Seabearful]

@dawwe90 hahahaha

[ItzYoToilet]

@dawwe90 Nope... Apparently they make phone calls

[stelnisipkisas]

butyrat is hell of a drug........

[TheZittow]

i think this is a smart move just to make him get away with pot lol use the pot as a cellphone and the cop wont notice ;)

[madkillarmsk]

эх, заснул бедняга под бутиратом:D

[SidTheKid876]

his mind is fucked up!

[Furniturepolish]

Drunks fall over.. this guy is tripping balls haha

[1Justeel]

pfft russians cant get drunk

[BreeTayMusic]

xD

[Godhand156]

pls don't talk about asians and dicks in one sentence, your shortcomings in that aspect just discredit other asian achievements.

[50centgotshot9times]

he's a bit more than drunk I think.

[ibragimKAZ]

in soviet russia, cigaretts call you

[tubewearwolf]

OFF HIS GUTS!!!

[FREENAMEFTW]

If he drank anything its STAREsoup and DONTKNOWWTFjuice

[Yoyba17]

lmao shit he says is funny

[Yoyba17]

ya dude not drunk his fucked out of his mind

[Lisababy904]

Faenjerkul says russia is a county rofl

[daniboi195]

I'm pretty sure its called LSD

[Naughtyhead]

@daniboi195 Nah, oxybutyrate< pretty popular thing in Russia nowadays.

[verenichelias]

he is not drunk - he is stupid drug addict

[1quickf4i]

Чувак обдолбленый

[Slivak0071]

со всеми бывает)

[Orlaev]

@Slivak0071 Слышь даун,если ты хуячишь всякую наркоту это не значит что все такие же ебланы как ты!Со мной такого никогда не будет,понял ты укурок?

[zxzxzxz72]

хех

[MrSrgj]

The driver tries to look sober, but demeanor and slurred speech betrays him.

[MrSrgj]

The guy trying to look adequately, but to no avail.

[MrSrgj]

The guy tries to look adequate, but is ineffectual.

[MrSrgj]

The guy is trying to look appropriate, but to no avail.

[sikalagaT]

what is the machinew?

[TheJasonDR]

@sikalagaT ....idk but systema means system in russian so it might be something to do with a saw

[DeepNYCHouse]

This is hilarious, for those that dont know russian when hes getting questioned in the car why he crashed, he keeps saying " We were driving behind the car, then we were driving and then thats it."

[sochiomme]

@DeepNYCHouse that's funny

[SouthRapids]

In Soviet Russia, vodka smells like YOU!!

[XBLRomanVP]

Yo that american dad shit is not funny and actually pretty stupid! In america people are born retarded....

[snickyp]

who the hell gets in trouble and passes out on a cop?! legendary.

[Daniel0889]

In soviet Russia cigarette smokes You!

[vaptube]

Haha pizdec blya)))

[MrVDC1996]

its your hand lmao hes fucked up

[jsuswaram]

Gotta love Russians and their sense of humor :0)

[blazzers3000]

doesnt sound drunk...man was just trippin hella hard

[Dragunovl33t]

its called amphetamine!!! :D

[gl69rus1]

@Dragunovl33t actually GHB )

[MasofkeNIKE]

@Dragunovl33t its called my nick name

[fightinside1]

Yay! I understood a word! пожалуйста. I'm learning russian and watching every russian video I can find lol.

[raccool2]

nice one!!

[tshkini]

From Russia , with lo...vodka

[1unix]

If u drive that drugged u should be shot ... if the car sounds as bad taken care of as this u should be tortured til death ...

[BOKOLIS76]

stupid macho wannabe

[vashaczar]

Keep up the good work, "Raperboy".

[hffin]

MDMA hallucinations.. :)

[vashaczar]

Why do I think Russian guys are hot no matter how stupid they are??? Why?

[Raperboy228]

@vashaczar maybe cuz ur a whore?

[TheGunchix]

whatt cynd of druggs ????

[MOCROMAN19]

aaah hallo can i speak to phillep morris? ow hes on duty? ok ok yes i see

oke bye

[ComradKrapiva]

@MOCROMAN19 ))))))))

[7ebot]

it is his phone! he's just very tired and scared cause of the car accident.. can't even talk normal cause of the stress..

/watch?v=BKl8sjpybns

here's a similar model to his phone

[SATG87]

He's not drunk, he's on drugs

[greenbhpk]

1:21 idiot

[decibel05]

This must be the new i-Marlboro.

[dulobo2004]

Ah... So that's the kind of cellphone which gives people cancer

[svendsens1234]

He is defently on some kind of stimulant, most likely amfetamine (verry popular in russia) and afterwards been drinking loads. or its just psychosis from staying awake to long

[manhunt202]

its the new iphone 4s

[manhunt202]

its the new iphone 4s!!!!

[sasouns]

Lmao chill cops if it was here they would of tased the he'll out of this guy if he went for his pocket

[EnavSounds]

hello with Marlboro Cowboy pleas? yes yes

[gavhenrad]

he is for sure on more than the bevvy

[gavril08]

hey you dont know, it might be a new iphone case

[lovelyharold]

Why translate only bits?

[Proxo20]

hehe this looks like mushrooms :D:D

[TopGear20]

Acid

[Icanhaznolife]

I didn't know it was illegal to drive drunk in russia...

[ricarleite]

Still legally allowed to drive in Russia.