High-Fructose Corn Syrup Spoof

[limitless45]

the ku klux klan now safe in moderation

[cbr0oks]

interesting. i've never heard of the KLU klux klan

[kirbymelton23]

Your vid went viral on Doha

[catie1492]

who did this first? her? or SNL?

[caysayfla]

@catie1492 SNL did it two years later.

[catie1492]

@caysayfla ok, I think this one is funnier. Especially after watching the original commercial.

[Eskimo1090]

keep click - repeating at 1:23

[TurleenUSA]

I can't Believe it's Been almost three years!



[signetroup]

This vid went viral on Taipei

[TheResidentSkeptic]

1st law of toxicology: The dose makes the poison. There's cyanide in peaches you idiots.

[sapphire91288]

LMAO! this is funny as fuck!!

[waynebollman]

I think some nigger made it.

[hitlersuckz]

@waynebollman You must be the nigga then!! you fuckin' fagboy!

[KimIsMissing]

KKKorn.. safe in moderation

[zMikeee]

'Corn syrup, the same stuff they use for pigs blood in Carrie' epic scream quote

[TheParentduJour]

THAT'S THE GREATEST GODDAM PIECE I'VE EVER SEEN! X0X0X0X0X0

[Imforeverone88]

Im loling thank you!

[BrutalGoregasm]

yeah. This is just flat out unfunny. I'm failing to see the humor.

[jonathanhankin]

@BrutalGoregasm You have no sense of humor.

[BrutalGoregasm]

@jonathanhankin I have A sense of humor, just not YOUR sense of humor. You see, humor is subjective , so don't tell me what i do or don't have based off of one unfunny skit.

[Mrswaggerization]

its bridget the midget yay yay this shorty is in my head not realy and im not black

[SilvioManfredDante85]

A Lot Funnier Than I Expected It To Be !

[deadadelta]

Fluoride is a NEUROTOXIN, wwwFluorideAlertorg, ASPARTAME is a NEUROTOXIN

We are DRUGGED & We do not Realize we are DRUGGED

BREAK ADDICTION to Sweets CLEAN out BRAIN Tune up Body take MAGNESIUM with Amino Acid see SCIENTISTS georgeeby film for best type

[existentialistcat]

OMG a youtube video hasn't made me laugh like this in a while!!

[MultiRazorb]

This is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[sillygoose544]

I thought that was a drag queen until I looked down half way through.

[mrjaketruelove]

@sillygoose544 lol it is you silly goose! :D

[ttoxique]

@sillygoose544 You can fake boobs.

[VinnyVinnyVeechee]

@sillygoose544 uhh, it is in fact a drag queen.

[VinnyVinnyVeechee]

that is in fact a drag queen.

[KimIsMissing]

@sillygoose544

it is a drag queen... they make fake boobs extremely well

[P1nsta]

LOLOL

[upperwhitetrash]

Love this !!!!

[alishalovesolivia]

everything seems to be safe in moderation in her eyes lol

[iammadness]

@alishalovesolivia I'll bet arsenic is safe in moderation too XD

[uutuber431]

hahahahahHAHAHAHAHhahahahahHA HA hA HA HAAAH! HAH! HAH! Hahaha!

[VampireMoon869]

this is the scariest bunch of people i have ever seen...

[326aw]

thought that was a guy...LOL or is it...hmm.

[jorgandar]

Friggen EPIC!!

[thefrankiex]

OMG I love this. too funny

[alexisbits]

Lmao! This really is hilarious.

[AyeSkyeTech]

134 people accidentially missed the 'Thumbs Up' button because they sneezed.

[shartha6]

Hysterically funny - even when I show this to people who haven't seen the 'original' this is satirising, they still end up crying with laughter :D Jackie looks proper scary though!

[nohate8]

Excuse me? And... like what... and that it's made from corn, doesn't have any artificial ingredients and is safe in moderation

[ThePurpleSeahorse]

This is one of my all time fav vids!

[animelozer]

1:32 could not stop laughing

[PplFromUpStairs]

AND that they're made from corn, have no artificial sweeteners, and are fine in moderation?

[DrSiget24]

and that they're made from corn, have no artificial ingredients, and are safe in moderation. thought that was funny how it had the Same! response every take

[AmazingAssMaster]

@Aniah888 You are missing the point. The person plainly quoted what was in video.

[rilezly]

uhhh? luv that top :/

[TheTHINNERALBUM]

"AND....????" LMAO!!!!

[KimIsMissing]

ive watched this like 10000 times...no better way to dis hfcs then this...LOL

[Teddybearboy]

the Ku Klux Korn

[dtothelu]

Yet people are perfectly fine with circumcision

[malikark25]

@dtothelu Are you forgetting that circumcision only cuts some of the foreskin and still allows a male to have sexual desires whereas a clitoridectomy takes away that and is only really needed for a disease that is related to the clitoris.

[dij7878]

That's going to be my response to everything: ...and that it's made from corn!

[SlaughterX]

That midget has some big boobs.

[claudius2u]

Where lizards wearing business suits crawl around telling you that their product is safe to eat only the least alert to being conned believe them. The FDA approved HFCS as safe, yet the board members of the FDA are also top controllers of the dangerous food manufacturers, such as the Corn Refiners. More, the FDA is run by board members who control health and pharmaceutical corporations that profit from sales of poisons, such as HFCS! Go figure, America!

[maha77]

I used High-Fructose Corn to kill weeds and my neighbors pet chicken

[dij7878]

So funny.

[TheMOVIEMANIAC13]

Thanks I think sum wigger made but it's cute

[PacmanBonez]

AND THEYRE MADE FROM CORN!!! LOL

[ShizoukaMukai]

Wow...I never knew the KKK was made from corn.

[Imforeverone88]

@ShizoukaMukai Well yeah, that's why its called corn fed.

[csahm]

YouTube is blocking it. Just google, aborted fetal cells used as additives in pepsi.

[csahm]

Did you know this about Pepsi Patricia?

[seaXcrow]

Despite its name, the fructose in HFCS is not the same as the L-fructose found in fruit and honey; instead HFCS contains high levels of D-fructose, a naturally rare “mirrored” version of reversed isomerization and polarity. In mammals, D-fructose is shunted by the liver for conversion primarily into blood triglycerides and body fat. High triglyceride levels contribute to insulin resistance (metabolic syndrome or Syndrome X), chronic inflammation, and heart disease.

[animlnitr8]

i wonder if "her" top is made from corn? HAHAHAHA...

[vonfinkelstein]

LOL, hilarious.

[versys69]

Still having laughter aftershocks 10 minutes later!

Help me nail the profit mongers at fructoseforum. Their pathetic psychology will only confuse the dummies.. They are making fools of themselves.

[iDiggMGL]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!

[jdt050786]

you are the coolest drag qween ever have you dun the 50,s loliypop song yet if not do it and add lots of gay guy not 1 or 2 i men at lest 25 to 30 men my pals love you so can you ??????? :) thank you ttyl

[lonelytwink16]

this makes me wish i was made from corn ^_^

[hididdleydee]

BUUUUUH-RILLIANT! I can't stop laughing!

[VintageburstStandard]

Not for nothing, but China hasn't been on the "shining path" since the seventies. I don't exactly know what people think is so communist about little to no business regulation that allows China to pump out poison and entice outsourcing through hideously cheap labor and zero shared worker's ownership or choice. The disparity in wealth between the PRIVATE owners of these companies and the general population is insane. China is a capitalist country, for better or worse.

[aaronl1]

HAHAJA!!!!!!!

[bxxks]

divine came back form the dead?

[Beautysheep06]

Who knew you could make all that with corn? Crazy!

[letsCMMTaH8crime]

THANK GOD SOMEONE MADE A PARODY OF THIS!!!!!

[SoleFireFilms]

sweet!!!

[HallowVamp]

WTF? LOL

[MichaelxNixon]

SNL STOLE THIS SKIT !!!

[lexykeikei]

@Aniah888 im not being mean im just talking about what they said on the video u would no that if u payed attention to the video

[stkcarm5]

norm . org tlctugger . com foregen . org thewholenetwork . org the truth on genital cutting and circumcision, stop cutting!

[stkcarm5]

Circumcision is sexually diminishing: Hand test: Run your fingertip down the back of your hand. Now run it down the palm of your hand. Clear difference. Notice how even after you stopped touching the palm of your hand you could still feel the line you drew with your fingertip. Your palm has Meissner’s corpsucles (touch-sensitive nerves) that the back of your hand does not. The male foreskin has 20-70,000 of these. “Just a flap of skin”? Obviously not. genital cutting robs males and females

[stkcarm5]

Genital mutilation? Robbing? The truth about female genital mutilation is the same for male genital mutilation! Genital cutting of males and females is no joke. Get the truth about circumcision at thewholenetwork(dot)org and stay happy whole and intact

[HellsSkulkers]

if your have a corn allergy and you're in the KKK, will there be allergic reactions?

[enosh29472]

lol

[madamerotten]

Just about everyone pronounces it "Clue" Klux Klan. LOL

[SunnyLovetts]

This is so amazing. FUCK HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP!

[camileo13]

"Lead from communist China: get the facts, you're in for a sweet surprise."

[Ahntara123]

So funny it hurt me...

oww

[Lionofthedeye]

"Love that top...?"

"Thanks! I think some nigger made it."

ROFL

[simsguildwars]

I love this video sooo much!!!!!!!

[HellsSkulkers]

whaaaaa

[Jjacub]

this is SOOOOO funny. favorited

[TheHeidio]

lmfao!!

i was planning on making a spoof for this but i guess i'll have to stick with something else now...

LOLOL

[whatis224]

Freaking scary. and funny.

[SquishyCandyftw]

LMAO this is hilarious

[SquishyCandyftw]

the lady with the brown hair, when she says "you really don't care about your family", sounds like Ellen

[wade2bosh]

male circumcision robs u of sexual pleasure as well

[iibelaughing]

@wade2bosh that's not true you moron. female circumcision is where they remove the clitoris, and sewing up the labia. you literally cannot have sex. male circumcision is where you cut off the fore-skin. it may be paintful to the baby, but it's normally preformed safely, and the guy can still have and enjoy sex.

[HellsSkulkers]

@iibelaughing

just enjoy the video

i if we wanted to learn, we wouldn't be on youtube

we want a break from it

[hovito212]

@HellsSkulkers thumbs up to that bro....or sis....i dont know thumbs up though lol

[Sambucca]

@iibelaughing

There are several types of female circumcision and not all are as severe as what you mentioned. Some women only get their clitoral hoods and inner lips cut away. All of these procedures are illegal in America however, while male circumcision is still widespread. Male circumcision diminishes sexual sensitivity in the head of the penis, it's unnecessary and causes pain and risk to babies so why defend it?

[lexykeikei]

i think some nigger made it lol

[Paulissunshine]

"c'mon... the kkk is holding that event!"

[DoleiChan]

she is such a tranny...

[SpatialVortex]

Well, I do agree with what they say. Everything is made of corn nowadays. Food, plastics, fuels in our car. So Lead is made from corn, so is genital mutilation and KKK, the Special K ;-) Korn.. like the band.

[tterrag72]

Phenomenal

[countercouper]

I think the second one should've been last, it was the creepiest.

[MrCrgl]

Actually if it is corn syrop it is american shit, not China's

[Haze736]

@MrCrgl Yeah, and we all know that Chinese quality when it comes to manufacturing! Where would MAL-MART be without it? oh yeah, GIVING AMERICANS JOBS!

[TheBill8B]

this is hilarious but what's even funnier is that the sweet superize website is the ad below for this video.

[MichaelxNixon]

LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrLoStBeAr]

Bwahahahaha...this is the second time i have said "what the fuck" in the last 30 minutes :]

[newbutthunt]

ROFL! ...

[seal22yo]

but high fructose is good for you?

[leviamenra]

i dont understand. but i like the part where she says "i think some nigger made it"!

[joash04240]

OH MY GOD! When she stopped laughing and turned around.... i thought i was gonna die!!

[dudecosta]

LIKE WHAT?

[anitacigarette]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[PitchSwift]

is that a man or woman???

[cemetary665isVictor]

Not that funny... BTW is it a man or did it become a "woman" through body mods?

[adj789]

why does that guy have boobS@?

[mtdewguy123]

The new kkk loves you. HAHAHAHAH

[teh1337storm]

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THIS VIDEO IT IS SO FUNNY>

[lazy5usan]

HAHAHAHAH

[jonatsbahzay]

Love that top???

[01KRISTENG]

wow it was good until the end

[alfyakuza]

Table sugar is 50% fructose so you should avoid that too.

[zenowing]

@alfyakuza

50/50 Is the ratio that G-d intended.

[alfyakuza]

@zenowing LOL!

[HerrSpieldose]

LOL the flamer is hilarious...

[TheOutspokenman1]

Fucking hilarious LOL, and that it's made from corn and its safe in moderation LOL!

[courtneyact]

My eyes are watering! Love you Jackie!

[toycoon]

Jackie Beat's got quite a rack! Golly, they're making all kinds of unnatural stuff with high fructose corn syrup these days!

[phantomaddict]

LOL CLITORECTOMY!

[MakeupMr]

LMFAO! gatta love Jackie!

[Eowyn47]

115 people are obese, diabetic, close-minded, ignorant morons with livers that don't work.

[beforethestartofme]

yeah the kkk is made of corn for sure and they are very safe in moderation

[AWAKEANDPISSED]

HAHAHAHAH LOVE IT!!! i wonder how the dumbed down actors in the HFCS commercials feel now knowing they took part in the some of the most horrendous propaganda every put on american television, at least 2 years or so... absolutely pathetic sheep, sucking that corporate cock.... how do you feel about your work? would you do it again? would you sell your soul to sell a murderous lie? huh.....?! WOULD YA!? drones....sheep.....ignorant morons, all of them....

[tmcvoyager]

@AWAKEANDPISSED Rock on! They are probably buying HFCS products with their blood money. I live in the UK and once I was given some HFCS coca-cola and I thought it was off. I read the ingredients and it was a US can. I was DISGUSTED! How can ANYONE drink that rubbish?!!!! The Mexicans and Canadians have the right idea! Honestly I thought my coke was past it's best when I drank it. EUGH!

[DIANNEELEE]

@AWAKEANDPISSED work for the corn co. do ya???

[animlnitr8]

@AWAKEANDPISSED i just saw a new commercial for hfcs (i think they were calling it corn sugar) the other day. "your body can't tell the difference...sugar is sugar!" i'd like to know how they can get away with that statement when there is science that clearly shows that your body CAN tell the difference and that hfcs/corn sugar (whatever they want to call it to confuse consumers) is HARMFUL.

[eparra]

I don't get it....

[WigManPhil]

@eparra its not that difficult sweetie...look up "spoof" or "parody" in the dictionary,then watch the original commercials...(rolls eyes)

[EliteSlime]

This shits over the top.

[lookatthatfagg]

Hahahha I love it(:

[iloveit123]

Like what. lol

[gsus7125]

This is awesome.

[papatoony]

COMEDY GOLD!

[cbgbs93]

HAHAHAHA so good

[joeyboylb]

i love jackie beat♥

[frostedlambs]

it gave juno diabetes from sunny d

[TheLiberalSoup]

hmm... i liked this video but it sort of pisses me off how they only mention female, as if male circumcision doesn't do the same thing. It does. But I may just be imagining

[TampaGS]

@TheLiberalSoup From what I understand, female circumcision is a much more extreme and brutal procedure than that which is practiced on males. Something akin to chopping off the head of your member. I'm not aware of males losing all sexual desire or pleasure as a result of circumcision, but that result is almost guaranteed with females.

Also, it's a spoof.... lighten up.

[magneticaesthetic]

@TheLiberalSoup then you should be pissed off that they didnt mention all kinds of mutilation. you cant be all inclusive all the time

[TheChunkiestOfChodes]

what's wrong with obesity?

[chevalier89able]

ooo my goodness

[harleykman]

Quitting HFCS and switching to sugar won't solve America's obesity problem

.

Sugar contains fructose, which the liver converts to fat, which makes our stomachs and butts expand in size. Fructose also causes other nasty side effects, such as slowly-but-surely poisoning the liver (cirrhosis)

.

So sugar is JUST as bad as HFCS. By the way pure corn syrup is actually healthier than sugar. Why? Pure corn syrup is 100% glucose - precisely what the human body needs

.

[DrakeTre]

@harleykman

I agree that table sugar is really not healthy, but HFCS is soooo concentrated that it wears on your body, if they only used it in things like sodas and candy it would be fine, but they sneak HFCS in almost everything, so you can't help but over-consume it.

[gretchenpeanut]

@harleykman hey i was wondering where you got your information about this. i am doing a speech about hfcs in on of my classes. this info could really help!

[pvuf431]

@harleykman Exactly. People think sugar is a "natural" product - so it must be good for them.

[hugrainbows]

jackie beat should be on tv!! omg this video is amazing

[Nekros88]

female genital mutilation: It's a girls thing xD

[zeze40video]

Aaaaand?

[emerson24]

Midgets got some nice tits, and small hands to match.

[hugrainbows]

@emerson24 and they're made from corn, doesn't have any artificial ingredients, and safe in moderation.

[bevon17]

"hateful, close minded, idiots"

sounds like a republican if you ask me

[redblood50]

@bevon17 And they're made from corn.

[topbowler17]

OMG! Selene Luna! I love her! And this commercial was too funny!

[dabomb1111]

Smile! The new KKK loves you! I feel so much better :)

[Proud2playitloud]

Obviously, some of these posters need a glass of "lighten up".. Don't worry. It's made from corn, doesn't have any artificial ingredients and is safe in moderation.

[ChildofRain]

To those people who are offended, I think the point is that it's obvious that HFCS isn't healthy, in the same way the other things they've mentioned are obviously problematic. But despite loads of evidence, Corn Refiners still deny the obvious. Anyway, this video is awesome.

[zeze40video]

EXCUSE ME? LOL  LOVE HER!

[BretPendlebury]

gasoline is considered all natural. put that in your water and drink it.