Let's Play Sonic 2006: 01. My Name Is Alberto Robert

[zoetherebel]

This game was so bad that I lost most of my hope in SEGA. You guys have, however, restored my hope in humanity.

[duelmastertrey]

everything is better with a pony backround.

[TheWaverunners]

At least you can get away with the My little pony image. We didn't need to see the other pictures.

[NelStone1]

Rewatching this, I completely forgot Vespucci existed. :(

[X23SSaviourGundam]

Hey...

[Smilez2211]

@X23SSaviourGundam I suppose that's less annoying than "HEY!! LISTEN!! HEY!!"

[Sonicustoms]

eggmans first name is ivo

[nicktoonhero]

"Ooooh, that wascawwy hedgehog! I'ww get him soonah or watah!"

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

0:00

"Oh come on, it can't be that bad"

18:37

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHYYY?!"

[SirZidane]

you know, the very first thing you did in this game is running through rings with a time limit

this game starts out exactly like Superman 64. NOT a good sign!

[SuperDiamondDogs]

@SirZidane in a way, doesn't ALL sonic games start out that way?

[92Audun]

GGG Forever!!!

[kongurous]

Hey.

[Joshslick]

@kongurous Hey.

[EinDose]

It's taken me so long to register what exactly is wrong with the robot variety in this game, but I finally got it.

The developers completely forgot that Eggman and GUN are separate entities. Watch carefully; they use the same robots, based on the GUN designs in SA2.

[Kylestien]

Posse: Now remember everyone, relax and have fun.

20 episodes later:

Posse: ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD COULDN'T SAVE YOU NOW!

[roflBeck]

Lol "We're not gonna be posting this are we?"

"Nah no we're not.."

[greenxxxable]

I think the comics implied that the Chaos Emeralds could cause cancer. PLEASE tell me Elise gets cancer.

[D0ntTaseM3Br0]

LMFAO @ Tails

[fable23]

God damn. The number of times this princess gets saved, only to get captured again in the VERY NEXT SCENE... come on, even fucking PEACH usually manages to keep her kidnappings to one per game.

[GoldenGal42]

@fable23 Not to mention Peach has saved the day once and can beat everybody in karting.

[Paintbrush123Water]

"We're not gonna post this, right?"

"Yeah, we're not gonna post this."

Famous last words XD

[Ellimation360]

In the words of David Tennant,"Worst Rescue EVER!"

[BadFriendsTrioBLT]

"We're not gonna post this video, are we?"

"No."

HA.

[MrLanhax]

Your pictures...

What

The

Fuck

[KingOfKatamari]

"What's her name?"

"Mary Sue?"

"Milla Jovovich?"

"Fuck yeah, Milla Jovovich!"

[SirEschaton]

So whose PS3 were you guys using anyway? A sister's?

[pokecapn]

@SirEschaton a computer lab in a school i didn't go to. yeah we got that stealth

[mewtwo711]

@pokecapn I'm not sure if serious. If so, then that's awesome.

[pokecapn]

@mewtwo711 very serious

[Batmanexpert555]

@pokecapn the posse is ALWAYS serious

[TheWachong]

@pokecapn Wait what!?

[SolaratheHedgehog]

SHE HAS THE SAME VOICE AS BARBIE! D:<

[papershadow69]

Drinking game time,

Take a shot for every loading screen in the video (Do not play more than once a week)

[Herowebcomics]

If only the actual game worked as well as the entro!

[ZeroRaijin]

@Herowebcomics Seriously, for all the shit this game gets (And it's ALL justified.) You gotta admit that is one cool looking intro.

[Herowebcomics]

@ZeroRaijin I'd like to see them do all the old games again with the new style that actualy

works!

Then they would be awesome!

[ZeroRaijin]

@Herowebcomics They still are awesome.

[Xander97Ketsu]

10:45 A real dog? The hell???

[MyVeryOwnTestAccount]

This is my third time watching this. It never gets old.

[Jayhawker30]

Who is Alberto Robert?

[UziRider2]

So, wait, there's something that kinda boggles my mind: whose PS3 is this and why does he have a picture of a my little pony toy? This was recorded way before the new series that made it popular again.

[23Sirus23]

@UziRider2 Because then it was ironic, now people put MLP stuff up because they wanna be part of the gang. Hipster kind of logic, yeah.

[PootisPootisPootis]

@UziRider2 Pretty sure it's pokecapn's. And maybe he just thought it'd be funny.

[WalkmanSilver]

I am ashamed to say I have completed this game

I didn't run into as many glitches as these poor lads did, so my runthrough was more enjoyable, but seriously, this game should be played by everyone who wants a job in gaming, so they are taught about what happens when you don't finish making your games

[tiagoversalike]

This was the first Let's Play I've ever watched, and I want to thank you guys for making it so special. :)

[Danthepest1]

The one good thing about this game. Mike Pollock voicing Eggman.

[Danthepest1]

@Danthepest1 Oh, and the music.

[MCtotheJOE001]

I regret buying this game and it remains the only game that I actually felt required to kill it with fire. From the butt fuckingly ugly cutscenes to the retarded plot to the ungodly long wait for the glitchy son of a bitch to load, which on the PS3 is a real treat. A galapagos tortoise on a codeine trip is in more of a fucking hurry than a PS3's Blu Ray drive. The games fucking loading times are not only long, but they are also closer together then Christina Aguilera's eyes.

[DaPaRappa]

lmao you guys are hilarious!

[reesercliff]

see this is where sonic games go wrong they try to make it all broody and have some confusing "plot" when all we really want to do is go really fast, jump on things and collect rings....

[RubyRaze]

Random NPC:"Hey!"

Everyone else:"Hey!" XD

[seilaoque]

"Ok, welcome to an Epic." True words my friend. True words.

[DudemanofAwesome]

Why do all these shitty games force you to literally jump through hoops?

DO YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR MANY, MANY ANNOYING FRIENDS, SONICMAN? SOLVE MY MAZE!

[CorvoSol]

Cat with two heads? Aquabats reference? Awesome.

[NamiNomiCupcakeStar]

-what's her name?

-mary sue?

[papershadow69]

Glad this is here instead of on viddler now. There's enough loading in this LP as it is

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

What the fuck is it with my little pony? Christ.

[Resstarr]

@NinjaKeybladeMaster You know this was made years before FiM aired, right?

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

@Resstarr Wtf is fim?

[tiagoversalike]

@NinjaKeybladeMaster I thinks it's My Little Pony's new show, Friendship is Magic.

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

@tiagoversalike The crap that people older than me are getting wet over? Eugh.

[AvengerStar5]

@NinjaKeybladeMaster It's strange, I know.

I like to think it doesn't exist.

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

@AvengerStar5 xDD Glad I'm not the only one.

[ShuHibiki]

Gutsy Galaxy Guard? GUTSY GALAXY GUARD!?

TRANSFORMATION APPROVED

[NyokaPyre]

@ShuHibiki

PROGRAM DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!

[twocantom]

I love you guys

[Lupia1200]

"were not gonna post this video are we?"

"No"

"ok"

[egdeltur666]

BUT I FOUND THE WORST SONIC FANART! IF ONLY I HAD GOTTEN HERE THREE YEARS SOONER! D:

ALL CAPS!!!

[BassFXero]

16 minutes. 1 30 second mission. The fuck

[Lolikooly]

its funny, i thought mecha koopas exactly when he said it in his videoXD

[Tokio616]

u guys r so funny i could not stop laughing

[TARINunit9]

Pokecapn liked ponies before Faust made them cool

[takashi0100]

0:44 Pokecapn is the original Brony.

[GamerNym]

I must have that pic of the Disney Princesses. I must.

[papershadow69]

I noticed something

Both Sonic 06 and Superman 64's first mission is passing through rings. Both games suck. Anyone see a relation?

[BassFXero]

@papershadow69 Superman 64 has EVERY OTHER MISSION as a ring mission.

[Rocky183]

S04E11 of Breaking Bad you can see Jessie playing this game with a kid.

[Evan121991]

THE ULTIMATE SHOES.

I'm watching this for the first time right now.

[RedFireGreenThunder1]

I've never watched this before but I hear it's great.

[BabyMia0101]

I think I've watched this LP a grand total of seven times now.

This is the eighth time.

It is still funny.

[AnimeAlAire]

BAZZINGA

[Pooky1991]

I am so glad this is on here. the vids on that other player I watch this on is always loading and takes foreverXD

[MemeticMutant]

A pony and a bunch of rude Disney Princesses.

You sure know how to set the mood, Pokecapn.

[QuazarSky27]

Gotta laugh when he says hes not going to post it. . . :D

[KingOfKatamari]

HOVERFOX

[Anomaly188]

"This is the Olympics!" The special olympics maybe.

[HideyoshiKiroshita]

My name's Alberto Robert, too :O

[PlacidDirge]

I can see that this is going to be hilarious to watch, & here I thought it would be painful. XD

[Howlthrug]

Hey...

[Howlthrug]

Hey...

[PotatoNirvash]

hey

[mattador2792]

YES! So I'm not the only one who notices Elise's orange legs

[AmayirotAkago]

Holy crap, did they just make a GaoGaiGar reference?

[OMGJEEPERS23]

Omg this is gold xD

[Azzie]

I always read 'gusty' as 'gutsy' too.

Tails is so cute in this. He'll be forever known to me as 'hoverfox' now.

You guys are all amazing. This is one of the best LP's EVER.

[Terryracoon]

y'know, sonic 06 is so shitty it's kind of a marvel (Think ot "The room" movie)

I'd rather have my games in the "So crap it's funny" category, instead of "So 'okay' it's not even worth it" (*cough*unleashed*coughcough*)

[UltraChao77]

7:38

Gutsy Galaxy Guard? I see someone's been watching their Gaogaigar.

[bigjake52]

wellcome to an epic....video stops loading

I laguh

[CheesyGranola]

"We're not going to post this video, are we?"

"No."

If only he knew! >:D

[WalkmanSilver]

Playing this, without stopping...you have the most patience ever in a person

Go play Free Riders without stopping. I dare you

[loluntilmypie]

Holy shit you're a BRONY! :D

[ILIKECEREALX]

@loluntilmypie This was made way before MLPFIM was conceived.

[DrewGamerFX]

LOVE the references to D&D. "gather information check" "What's Sonic's charisma score? My guess, 7, -2.

[masterplusmargarita]

You know, you should be glad of there being so many loading screens. They, along with the menu screens are some of the best parts of the game. The best part, though, I'd say is that one screen that says "The End".

[Gadoink1]

"We're not going to post this video, are we?" "No."

[whailman]

Joystiq.com got me here...

[lowlife43]

Found this through AzureBlade49's walkthrough of Sonic Adventure.

[HigureCommando]

HEY...

[hacker13sacker]

This game is fucking terrible.

[AxelXGabriel]

@hacker13sacker It's so bad that the only good thing about it is we got this awesome Let's Play for it.

[CrackaStoleMyBoat]

seeing regular looking people in the same game just makes me hate the stupid looking sonic characters even more.

[robink93]

I laughed way too much at HOVERFOX

[TheSilentManCometh]

My name is Alberto Robert...but you already knew that

[cherxbebe]

I love this. You guys make this bearable to watch, by make it outrageously hilarious!

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

For some reason I imagine Medibot as KC Green.

[handsomebrick]

The contrast between what your character does in the cutscenes and what you actually do in the game is sickening.

[mrdark279]

Really glad you did this. Now, I can watch this on my Wii in the comfort of my own room. Thank you for doing this.

[StarforceOnAir]

I just become aware of this on TVV Tropes, and I must say, you are the bravest Let's Players I have ever seen. I salute to you, sirs!

[Conkerdeath]

I don't understand how people can say this is the worst game they've ever played, it isn't good, but I can find enjoyment out of this game, mainly in the sonic/shadow stages.

[bast963]

iblis tigger?

selling ilbies 15m each.

[KingOfKatamari]

@bast963 Wrong game, and they're definitely not 15M any more.

[Mintergalactic]

I want to be a Medibot when I grow up.

[RinSunMarkIX]

Brony!

[BodySprayMan]

No more of that painfully long loading on Viddler, but I will miss those fun comments from other people that pop up at the bottom of the screen.

[shingshongshamalama]

@BodySprayMan I'm saving this entire LP video by video from Youtube

And then I'm putting every single Viddler comment into subtitles.

:awesome:

[zlpq51]

@timtam056 Sorry :P

[timtam056]

wow no dislikes yet

[Payne85100]

@timtam056 2 people have disliked it

[MaulMachine]

As much as I love KFJ's willingness to host your videos, there's something profoundly wrong with his embedded DivX player lately, so I'm glad I can watch this here so I don't have to put up with Viddler's NURR HURR HURR TRY MUCINEX TODAY bullcrap.

[dratinifan13]

I love this LP. Just the fact that their sanity is just fine at this point but at the end...XD

[SpotxSpot]

Excellent.

Even though I'd already downloaded the whole thing.

[Ecksphyre]

are you going to LP sonic colours

[TheChaosOrb]

@Ecksphyre pokecapn mentioned recording Sonic Color around the time it was released.

[Ecksphyre]

the best LP

[Scorpiondesu]

Sweet. No more loading problems.

[Groudon0199]

Now I can re-watch this LP again without having to wait 5 hours for it to load :)

[GZilla311]

@Groudon0199 It's still Sonic 2006. You'll have five hours of loading regardless.

I played the game and found most of it all right, for the record.

[Groudon0199]

@GZilla311

Yeah, but I'd rather wait for only 5 hours, not 5 hours due to Viddler and 5 hours due to the game.

[ganjanaraku666]

@Groudon0199

Considering the game in question, the irony of this statement is staggering.

[willjar313]

@Groudon0199

Now we just have to get you to promise not to start any stupid flamewars and it'll be perfect!

[AngryChamois]

@Groudon0199 Watching it without the loading times is nice, but sadly it diminishes the full Sonic 2006 experience.

[Cobrastang4]

@AngryChamois he should've put it as the last video just all the loading screens all in one lol

[ES21007]

@AngryChamois

Considering WHAT the full Sonic 2006 experience entails, one may wonder whether that's such a badthing or not.

[megastephatron]

sexiest LP

[Spinningrobo]

THE ANSWER IS 102 DO I WIN

[KillerNet]

You sold out to Youtube.

[pokecapn]

@KillerNet i could not be more proud of you

[charemthecharmeleon]

@pokecapn I personally appreciate the YouTube uploading - it runs so much better than most videos sites do on my weak computer. So, thanks. :P