Jeremy goes cruising - Top Gear - BBC

[annilator666]

if i were to hit one of their cars in my bronco id flatten it

[WhatThePresidentSays]

JDM community will crush yo ricer cars

[djskillscratch]

lolol i think he's trying to sound like a jamaica lol @1:00

[Narutofan1000k]

In America cruising is riding around town as slow as possible and in any type of car, mostly big heavy powerful american muscle

[countmall]

@Narutofan1000k Originally it was very fast, but then people wanted to show off. You can't show off very well going 90mph.

[Kaze0690]

atleast they perfer modding the engine.....cheers for them for not being "RICERS"........although the engine in the boot is kinda stupid...

[aka08lewman]

@Kaze0690

Depends what the car's for :)

[MaddDogg81]

wtf, free insurance?

[MaddDogg81]

ugh, translucent trim

[MaddDogg81]

my car, the RSX is cooler. The Civic Type-R is better too

[terohiirou]

Citroen... LOL

[osp80]

actually the guy at 0:42 was stuntin' not flexin'

[Tunerdude94]

Is it just me or do those modified Citroens look really, really, REALLY ricey?

[mattmp5]

Ace cafe is a bikers place

[eggfromsywell]

@mattmp5 Used to be. Got sold to a bloke that was more interested in money than tradition

[COMboy112]

Civics aren't bad, it depends on an engine, one in particular can churn out 1000 HP fully tuned and turboed.

I can understand tuning, but not ricing.

[bigpoppafresh1000]

i really didnt expect jeremy to say modified cars are brilliant

[superjta59]

The Citroen C2 was later replaced by the C1. Although you guys would already know that.

[CROZiZ86]

50000 pounds...on a freaking saxo???

[YUSKHAN]

Clarkson should come to Hams hall

[maseratiquattroport]

why is it always minorities that like cheap cars and fix them up. asians with civics in usa and bunch of indians, hispanics, and blacks in britain. i am so grossed out by their culture overwhelming our countries.

[Muryxkitteh]

@maseratiquattroport Yeah, because white boys NEVER demonstrate bad taste *cough* Hummers *cough*

[maseratiquattroport]

@Muryxkitteh

b/c you can't afford it *cough*

b/c the greatest powerful nation in the world use it *cough*

b/c we were one of the first to create a manly car *cough*

b/c you are such a nub car enthusiast, you don't know that hummer was one of the first SUV cars in the world *cough*

[Muryxkitteh]

@maseratiquattroport All of your statements are true. :D (Hummer was one of the first SUVs? I did not know that.) Still doesn't give the Hummer the inherent style of a can of Spam, though.

[hejjagedu]

@maseratiquattroport Hummer is NOT one of the first SUVs, the most known early SUV is the WIllys Jeep (1948), but the first one was a Chevrolet Carryall Suburban (as early as 1930s)

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

To be fair, the only reason why they spend so much money on crap for their Saxo's and 106's is because the insurance on a decent car is way too much. But why not do this: just drive your bog standard, unmodified Saxo around for 6 - 12 months safely, and your insurance premiums will go down, then you can work your way up to a decent car!

[hondasdream]

I cringe when I look at those bodykits.......what are you guys thinking???

[7m28]

hahaha they call it cruising b/c the speed limits are so strict over there, they cant do shit with their cars! cant go fast at all, only at boringly slow speeds so they compensate for their lack of speed by the overabundance of stupid looking styling. Like @hovetCustoms says, they have the worst sense of car styling.

[Zero7evenX]

@7m28 "they have the worst sense of car styling" What, those particular kids in that video, or all of the UK?

America has a 1000 times more boy racers (which are more known as Ricers) with an Even Worst sense of styling.

In the UK everyone breaks the speed limits, we near enough have the fasted driving commuters in the whole world.

That HovetCustoms was comparing British cars with Swedish cars, ARE YOU F@KING SERIOUS?

(I yet again find another ignorant American talking bullshit)

[JaKaRe36]

@Zero7evenX Known as 'ricers' when its a japanese car ;)

I'm into VW's, Audi's and BMW's. There's some nice models that can look great with a drop, some decent wheels and a bit of stance. I don't see so many silly bodykits round here anymore (Fife) but there are still plenty of bad looking cars (like what were they thinking?!), jdm wannabe's, silly exhausts and the cars that drove through halfords with some strong glue on :D

[SorsanSuuriAfro]

Well, I like tuning but at least the frame should be decent to begin with.

[jeremy915111]

@crazi88 yea i know, i thought the same thing. i didnt realize that was britain till sometime later on in the video

[jeremy915111]

what non rich american drivers modify here in the us are called sleeper cars.

[112namrepus]

@jeremy915111 I call most of the shit waggons

[amantebandido123]

mother fuckers....die in hell...

[Racin3]

the tools and douchebags are worldwide, and they are multiplying. we must stop this crisis now!

[132oink]

the honda civic of europe

[garymagan]

cool cars

[xmodmodifier]

seems like Copyright infringement :P

[ClaytC]

hmm like if you agree to this

Brits - modifying their car bodies in a weird and awful ways

Americans - muscle cars or no cars

Japanese - Taking the really good imports and tuning them to the limit with engine and body mods.

The rest of the world just picks a genre and follows it xD

now you all called these guys RICERS, what you mean is, dudes with show cars, they modify the body and a bit of the interior and call it a mod, cause they have stuff to show off with, right? ;)

[HL2izkewl]

@ClaytC I call the guys ricers that pull up next to me at a light in a 96 civic with fading teal paint and a four foot wing.

[keeshanm]

40 people don't know what 'flexing' means. 

[DarenHD]

1st

[zacattak16]

can anyone say ricer?

[soundslave]

The Titanic was better at cruising than these tools.

[CountVonBrink]

What a bunch of tools.

[bfcricky]

i'd burn em all in my Focus RS

[Volodeas]

god damn ricers!!!i would BURN all of those cars with no remorse!

EXOTICS ALL THE WAY!

[furrybeans]

in america there called RICERS

[jolichja]

First of all Citroen is French... And it's not like every young street racer has rich parents... embesiels...

[royaltonrotors08]

Rice and douche bags go hand in hand...

[W3s1y5]

Rice burners!

[fenderbass15]

WTF ITS RICE HEAVEN!

[MrYousafBajwa]

RICERSSSSSSSSS

exotics is where its at

[TehHunterd]

lol a bunch of ricers

[ninosM1]

Black goku :P

[UNFRGVN]

SuFi @ 0:42 !!

[malaria333]

@3:40 Leonidas from Sparta is alive!!!!

[princess30893]

what season and episdoe is this

[Vallecaucanisimo]

Who wants to go flexing with me to the local Walmart?

[NickoliKalashnikov47]

@Vallecaucanisimo ME!!! PICK ME!!!!

[Vallecaucanisimo]

@NickoliKalashnikov47 Yo don't look cool enough, even for flexing at Walmart! :D

[NickoliKalashnikov47]

@Vallecaucanisimo Damn. Lol well I'm not very flexible either so maybe that's a good thing =D

[markit39]

ha at 1:25 when clarkson is saying 'does anyone speak english here?'...someone raises their hand lol

[x2crazy4shadyx]

DAMN 30 sec ad's !!!

[milhead]

its about flexing man....twat!!!

[grandamracer23]

FUCK YOUR AD'S YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jack6565]

I like cruising in Australia. Most of the cars are really good. No one would show up with a Astra...

[Haveyouheardtheband]

it's like civic of the usa

[grandamracer23]

@Haveyouheardtheband ha true and hondas are gay!!!!!!!

[pim3fifty]

my god citroen cars are ugly..

[GranturismoFan666]

out of those 5,000 people, jeremy is the only one with good taste. Im serious that Mitsubishi Van looked really good. Compared to those gay plastic fake kit "custom" cars.

[CobraProductionsTV]

Its funny how these cars are better then most american cars.

[srbija08]

Bunch of ricers

[kubahobo]

@srbija08stupid american..they do engine mods its not rice

[HachiZenki]

Soooo...the C2 is to the UK what the Honduh Civic is to the US?

[speedway01fan]

WTF that deffo isnt cruising. cruising is driving down the highway with a few other mates in their cars LOL cruising in a parking lot haha thats funny

[BumbleBeeGS]

OMG Euro ricers shoot them! I thought that breed was limited to the US. Jeremy just proved me wrong.

[crazyjd64]

haha that car is popular in england, its soo ugly

[Dropsun521]

Love DJ Krush's music in the background

[cacatu74]

Lol I don't know why people bash tuners.... or "ricers." It's just a hobby and a preference.

[paran0ia000]

Lol. That chick @ 2:47 looks like Kassemg when he acts as Jasmine xD

[llewellyn11]

one word...............ricers

[clydefields1]

:32 WTF???

[Grophrane1337]

Jeremy the giant, explores!

[RXHardstyle]

lol a British Indian ahahahahahahah fuckin hilarious

[printer77]

Wow and i complain in Australia that every single person has a skyline and mods them till their boring, but at least their a decent drive.

[thexev]

@printer77 was just thinking the same thing.

[jiaminglin6]

Just like stupid ugly ricer Honda Civics

[TheNeverDry]

Houses are designed by CAD software....... Cars are designed best by Midnight Club III DUB remix :D

[chickenchokedback]

They ripped off our bay area shit!

[HovetCustoms]

Britain has the worst ''car styling culture'' in the world! In Sweden, at least we have good looking cars:)

[stephensontrumpet]

@HovetCustoms and women too!

[lusteraliaszero]

@stephensontrumpet they're good, but the worst in scandinavia.

[Agarwaen02]

@HovetCustoms You mean pimped out Volvo's? Get a grip, man!

[lusteraliaszero]

@HovetCustoms The boxxy volvo? koenigsegg isn't exactly your most recogniceable car.

[C63AMGestate]

@lusteraliaszero Saabs are some of the best looking cars in the world in my opinion.

[lusteraliaszero]

@C63AMGestate As far as I remember, Saabs design isn't swedish

[leoncarbon]

@HovetCustoms and let me guess....japan had the wierdest! where exhaust pipes go all the way up till 5 meters

[Cakerolled]

ugly shit

[brucecheewai]

spending 21 grand on a piece of crap still makes it a piece of crap.

[janwarter]

@slaneyboi but it DOESN'T WORKSSSSS!!!!!!

[kossss1000]

lolollo

[kossss1000]

lol

[jspesh]

lol i used to go to milton keynes cruise. 80% of the cars were shit but you get some decent stuff too. can't tar everyone with the same brush. looks like clarkson chose the wrong people to talk to.

[cobaltsaregay]

wow.. they just made the riced out civics over here in the states look good.. i say the britts are about 20 years late on tuning..

p.s. ...CRUISING! your sitting in a parking lot people. thats not cruising.

[GanjaaKid]

SHIT CARS!!!!! but you make it a v8 and 4 wd and works for me

[HEKTIC458]

Man those Saxo's are horrible looking cars

[M3BUMERM3]

rice

[Snike888]

Is that rice I smell burning?

[The101Shadow]

name of song starting at 0:27 plss

[xlr8is2fast]

@The101Shadow try kemuri- DJ Krush

[The101Shadow]

@xlr8is2fast thanks

[KiNg1oU36]

riced out shits

[dolph123454321]

The brown guy with the black hat, staring at Jeremy at 3:39 is awsome!

[vladimirrrkasi666]

any one speaks english here? in britain )))  hahahah)))

[denkhur15]

Damn....apart from the E30, what a bunch of ugly ass cars. That C2 looks like something my grandma would drive...

[Armornone]

This is like the fast and the furious but instead of illegal aliens( mexicans) you have t he U.K version of the illegal aliens( Muslims )

[nate850r]

wow and i thought the states had lame people "tuning" lame cars

[AbsolutlyNotDrNoname]

@nate850r Me too! I can't believe here (US for me) isn't the only place where that happens. No matter how many times I see one of those stupid punks on the road do something, well... stupid, I still can't believe you can peel out in an automatic.

[cheaniggachea]

@nate850r you thought correct

[khk0510]

@nate850r tuning came from japan...XD the true car tuning.

[khk0510]

@nate850r Tuning cars came from Japan. XD but they make it look good.

[CamoSpartan07]

@iiHutchyy Season 3 Episode 6

[mitsubishi777]

2:22 The man's accent is elegant.

[papadesi1]

Is this legal to do on streets in UK?

Or these are some special circuits?

[2274Space]

its called Tuning in the rest of the world. Tuner cars are popular these days. any car can have a Honda engine in it.

[Sirivanwooten]

i love how he becomes instant friends with the kids

[betrayed84]

I will never ever ever ever buy a Virgin mobile phone

[2274Space]

@betrayed84 what does that have to do with Citroen cars and the idea of cruising/ricing/tuning cars.

[betrayed84]

@2274Space

Am i the only one (in Canada) who is arrassed buy virgin add on almost every clip top gear channel post ?

[dude2106]

I actually like the style of the C2. Not that red interior trim, but on the outside it is good looking. I have always hated small cars, but that one is pretty good looking. With a bodykit though?.. no.. not at all.

[user1520]

wow i hate those bendy hats -_-

[chinchillin23]

a racing stripe will add 25hp to your car.

[lizardman2150]

@chinchillin23 lmfao

[grandamracer23]

@chinchillin23 30 with the right paint!!

[Xebers76]

WHAT!?!??! That's NOT cruising!! This is a car show with "Tuners"

Cruising is almost allways american cars driving around in town with people watching at them, thats cruising along

[aldrei9]

your car is on fire XD

[RustyRooster96]

@bird661 oooh, in the uk we call that either body jobs, souping, or kitting lol xxD

[cabrioglx]

"A gear lever that seems to have come from a sex shop." LMAO!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[waveshock]

I was expectin Jeremy to go the Pacino way! XDDD

[qjimmyp2000td]

DAMN ADS !!! 0:01

[hummerh2dude]

@qjimmyp2000td press f5 to skip most ads

[xboyx16]

i am sad :(... i was hoping he will do some laps :D

[TheDeathpill]

in america we call this ricing!

[RustyRooster96]

@TheDeathpill ricing? wth is ricing?

[TheDeathpill]

@RustyRooster96 ricing is a term used when someone gets a cheap car and puts uneccesary body kits and paint jobs to make there car look fast, but in reality its not.

[RustyRooster96]

@TheDeathpill actually putting spoilers, front bumpers/side skirts/rear bumpers can chance the performance of a car :)

[TheDeathpill]

@RustyRooster96 yes, but there unneccesary and ugly!!!

[robertjohnson487]

BRITS INGEST ANYTHING AMERICAN, SOMETHING THIS JEREMY FELLOW ABHORS ACCORDING TO HIS COMMENTS THROUGHOUT THE SHOW'S HISTORY.

[poptall2012]

C2 rocks. remember to vote and support my parties. hah

[gotgearz350]

the citroen GT is bad ass it looks like a samurai warriors helmet

[leonduic]

is cruising a new word for gipsy meeting?

[Chispiolo]

this citroen is like a civic.....

a lot of people have them, some rice it out, others go for performance.

[Martynas94]

RICER

[rastaxp]

which season is this cut from?

[vader8211]

30 ppl miss the like button by mistake! lol

[sigge951]

jeremy has to make a scene everywhere he goes

<,<

[telekineticm]

son unos ccos indios indigga

[6DinoDus6]

WTF why spend 40k on a stupid citroen saxo when you can buy a bmw 5,3,6,7 for that money

[TheJokerman500]

This seems to be just a Paki thing

[TheJokerman500]

this seems like a Paki sport

[Ozkari911]

So much hairgel!! OMG the shine is burning my eyes!

[whoundead]

We do it with Fiat Unos where in Portugal LAWL

[busteddon]

LOL 3.39, JOHN ARNE RIISE!

[torjusb]

Jeremy has discover a new religion;D

[LaiPt]

WOAH... I've never seen so many ricers before

[TheHeroIsForgotten]

@LaiPt Ricers? These are French cars and European ones, not Asian ones. I only really saw a Nissan as a Jap car.

[LaiPt]

@TheHeroIsForgotten Ricers do not necessarily have to be Japanese cars,

it's basically anyone that follows the "all show and no go" concept.

These people have high priority for the flashiness of their car, rather than performance.

In the crowd of cars, probably not all of them are ricers.

Now it's not necessarily a bad thing....

but personally, I just don't like riced out cars.

[mobin1571992]

flexing, winding and cruising... bob marley didn't need cars to do that :P

[ExUSSailor]

As an American, I feel I owe every British citizen a heartfelt apology. The only difference is, over here, the idiots drive Hondas.