marine commercial

[justifiedfan77]

have u seen GENERATION KILL WHY DID U JOIN THE MARINES THAY MAKE FUN OF THIS COMMERCIAL:)

[mahbabefasho]

that fuckin dragon commercial HAHA!

[JimmieDeMarco]

hair cut is out of regs improper civilian attire and where the hell is your ppe huh

[Otherien]

@JimmieDeMarco That's cause he's still a civilian until he kills the dragon bud

[JimmieDeMarco]

@Otherien i didn't get to kill no dragon when I became a Marine no all I had to do was some silly hike up a mountian.

[sockpuppetmartinez]

Needs more setting brown people on fire.

[qwopiretyu]

But that dragon isn't real!

True, but for 30 billion dollars we have managed to genetically engineer some pretty pissed-off salamanders.

I'm here because of The Daily Show AND Generation Kill

[Dregkar]

Should of rolled into battle with a sword Brad.

[chadvipe2]

Thumbs up if you're here because of Generation Kill

[AnonomysPerson]

@chadvipe2 I'm here from tvtropes myself.

[Leeschany]

That got sooo many guys

[demersmc1]

This is every day of my life

[cyclopsman200]

something tells me they might have exaggerated just a little for this particular commercial.

[CampinCarl354]

"You shoulda rolled into battle with a sword Brad, that woulda rocked"

My favorite quote from Generation Kill

[codied93]

this is why im jioning the marines

[ScatMan2001]

this is the reason brad colbert joined the marines

[schadowization]

lol wer glaubt das schon? idioten!

[DeltaComp]

They need to bring this commercial back.

[magarcia1169]

What game is this??? The graphics are pretty good.

[RetardHunter080]

I remember when I slayed my first dragon...good times.

[DeliverTheDemon]

As much as I love the Marines, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Seriously reconsidering. Army strong? Haha jk

[depholade]

So if I join up I get to kill giant monsters? AWSOME :V

[leviathenification]

this is the worst part of boot camp

[KevinJay619]

Holy shit this is the same commercial that got me I'n the marine corps yr 99-2000

[BeyondLame]

thumbs up if you came from Generation Kill

[migkillertwo]

WOO WOO! dress blues with a sword!

[too408]

that's smart. send one marine to fight a giant lava monster. what happened to teamwork?

[MJ12Commando]

@too408 That's because it's basic training. Man, the 80s must have been a really different time, killing live Balrogs in training. Pretty sure that only happens occasionally today.

[Will63081]

@too408 I know right just one Marine, poor monster never had a chance.

[Dregkar]

LOL, I love the corps and all but these commercials are hilarious! Were they actually trying to be serious when they aired these? Anyone else remember the one were the Marine was mountain climbing and he made the ungodly leap to over come the precipice and when he got to the top the announcer said "MARINE CORPS!" then it ended?

[VympelMarine]

Do we have to fight a gigantic dragon, that seems unnecessary.

[l00c1v]

hahaha Generation kill"....the commercial that got all the guys to join usmc wtf,...hshs

[connerfirstman]

Woohoo! Dress blues with a sword!

[MFigueroa1011]

I haven't fought any dragons yet..

[Scurge237]

LMFAO

[KradtheWeiss]

One can not simply join the Marines in Mordor!

[hamzahgeek]

That Dragon was the Drill Sargent.

[hamzahgeek]

That Dragin was the Drill Sargent.

[Theycallmetomu]

... That Lava Elemental really had no idea how to fight. Honestly. WTF? It's like he wasn't even trying to attack, he was just trying to say hello. Blatantly broken AI. What a rip.

[tommygun6644]

Our world blows. Why can't we fight dragons or hoards of beastmen? Were stuck with flea bitten cavemen.

[Twitchyone858]

That was my company commander while I was with 2nd CEB 2nd MAR DIV.

[TheUSMC2017]

This is so fucking ridiculous.

[lukespooky]

U.S marines cry when they get mortared do you think they can fight a balrog with a claymore no i dont fukken think so

[ManicParroT]

Needs moar Harry Potter.

[redbob2400]

Do I have to jump through drills and fight giant monsters in the army because I was interested in the military but that looks pretty dangerous.

[Blueninja33]

This is the Officer Candidate Test. After the basic School, you get a mount.

[bamspam98]

Try and guess what the commerical is about in this time radius 00:00-00:50 without looking at the title. Yeah I didn't F&%@ think so

[TheUSMC2017]

@bamspam98 The only way could tell was the USMC emblem on the sword and on the big ass gate he walks through in the beginning.

[QuadfishTym]

@bamspam98 I probably would have suspected it was an ad for men's deodorant.

[smithryansmith]

I forget, in which war did we fight the dragons?

[Dumpstermuffin1]

Reminds me of the quote from generation kill

Cpl. Josh Ray Person--- "See, Trombley asked about shooting people. I asked about pussy. The guy told me I'd get to go to Thailand and get all kinds of strange. What'd you ask about, Brad? Brad probably saw that T.V. commercial, the one with the knight that fucks up the dragon that turns into the Marine."

Cpl. Walt Hasser " Woo woo! Dress blues with a sword! "

Cpl. Josh Ray Person: "Fucking dress blues commercial man. "

[SpartanXConquer]

when i watch this commercial i think of "ice man" from generation kill lol

[IcyScythe]

@SpartanXConquer same here bro, I remember watching this commercial as a kid thinking it was awesome. Just watching that scene from GK right now on my comp.

[artuno1207]

THanks! I've been trying to find this commercial for YEARS! I remember being a little kid in the 90's and seeing this play before a movie at the cinemas, it was this commercial that made me want to be a Marine! I'm 17 now, and enlisting soon! Though chances are I will be a Corpsman instead with the Navy, I really wanna do that too!

[hamsterman8]

Click the centre of the hamster wheel!

[Jodek26]

EPIC FAIL 

[pimpmobile1]

to quote Rob Riggle of the daily show,"I joined the marines to kill flaming demons with a sword."

I wonder if he ever actually did

[teaClocks]

Finally, i understand why people enlist.

[bighairyfrog]

Dragon Slayer is actually my MOS in the US Army...

All I do is sit around drinking redbulls and smoking cigarettes.

[TheSmithkid0]

hahaha!

[AssholeByNature413]

WHATS THE SONG CALLED!!!!!!

[cwavern]

generation kill quotes this commercial, haha

[TheMark01]

@cwavern

Ooh, dress blues with a sword!

[SangheiliSniper11]

What the fuck

[willwilhite1]

wow thats um...some marine commercial....

[TheTofuGod]

omg so FAKE the sword used in this only used as a ceremonial decoration they usually do this with katannas and battleaxes.

[intrugens]

LMAO I think this is the commercial that got brad colbert into the marines.

[JarheadM4A1]

@intrugens yeah, it was mentioned in generation kill lmao

[Gettles]

This commercial is total crap. I have a friend in the Marines, and he swears it was a manticore he had to kill.

[nukenate]

OH GOD WAT

[anberlene]

where the hell are we sending are troops. skrew the talaban, when you have to go through a blender, then fight a gient lava monster, a suicide bomber is the least of your wories

[Famousaeb]

@anberlene or the creature that fought and almost killed Gandalf, and he's a fucking wizard.

[U537nam3]

@Famousaeb the creature did kill gandalf. but gandalf is too badass for death

[combatcorrespondent]

Yes, I actually did that to become an N.C.O. Then I climbed a cliff and met a world war 2 personage of myself then conducted sword drill all day.

[combatcorrespondent]

Yes, I actually did that to become an N.C.O. Then I climbed a cliff and met a world war 2 personage of myself then conducted sword drill all day.

[samuelsamsamuel]

so can I expect to run this course in boot camp?

[defstoner18]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[cobbs87]

Apparently the marines and the fire temple from Zelda are the same thing. I really feel dumber now.

[cobbs87]

Apparently, the marines and the fire temple from Zelda are the same thing. I really feel dumber now.

[WimpBastard]

Goddamn, there are no words to express how much I want to join the Marines right now.

[X1mtheDespot]

OH SHIT I can't wait to join the Marines and be Gandalf1

[kaworu117estacado]

i remember seeing this commercial back when i was a little kid. it was like watching a hardcore movie that only lasted a minute. no other commercial was that badass XD

[RebelSoldier68]

I heard Boot Camp will be 20 weeks now. Almost one a month and a half to train to kill the Lava Monster!

[BradTheProducer]

It's like Scientologists made an ad for the Marines.

[defstoner18]

Swords are of no use here.

[pandakickmyleg]

Holy shit im gonna dodge traps and fight a Titan with Excalibur? Where do i sign!

[BankScamTakeover]

When was the last time anyone in the marines killed anything with a sword? Also, if this prompted anyone to actually sign-up, they are retarded.

[redramage]

I'm not sure of the last time, but try pulling that shit face to face with a Marine and I know damn well when the next time will be!

[sloochy]

well that was embarrassing shit

[4apollo]

My level 17 Marine finished his first side-quest end-boss, but I spilled my chocolate milk on my character sheet and I think my d20 is shaved.

[KoholintX]

FLY YOU FOOL

[TriangularDuck]

AMERICAN GLADIATOR, FUCK YEAHB

[MozTS]

man this legend of Zelda dungeon was hard as shit

[ganj0r]

thats some shitty ass boss if that noob took it out with one crit or wtf not even get one heal off or nothin wtf is a tankin dps class goddammn argh!

[quantium40]

LF1 Marine to tank Ragnaros pst

[Algonus]

US Marines is the second new Alliance race for Cataclysm.

[sasukexisxgay]

Dres bluuuues whit a swoooord...

[thelordofhats]

Man, I'd sign up in an instant if I got to fight giant lava monsters with a sword.

There's something wrong with anyone who wouldn't.

[paniclego97]

@thelordofhats 

[74711453]

its like that boss in quake

[johnlenin11]

the molten lava giant is a metaphor for the evils of islam

[bahzero99]

What the hell did I just saw?

[belgurdo]

I always thought these were badass commercials when I was a kid (before I saw the REAL power of CGI in film in stuff like toy story and whatnot). Still didn't join the Marines though

[Arsayalalyur]

Dammit, I never got to fight a Balrog while I was a Marine. Maybe I got out too early.

[Kolashov]

lol , nice one :p

[malbecks316]

Did you reach lvl. 47?

[Snako85]

@Arsayalalyur he killed it to become one lol

[WolfKazumaru]

Well, it's good to know the Marines are our go-to guys if we need to invade Castlevania.

[wildzeromadness]

Belmont family, eat your heart out.

Wait...

[NewAngel4eva]

@WolfKazumaru

This comment is win.

[KradtheWeiss]

@WolfKazumaru Nice one!

[matrix1240]

@WolfKazumaru I bet the guy in the commercial was a Belmont! LOL

But in all seriousness, when I saw this commercial as a kid, I kept on thinking it was some ad for a new Legend of Zelda game (pulling the sword out of the stone and weird obstacles), found it kind of insulting and didn't really like it. For some reason, I appreciate this commercial a lot more today. I guess it is because we are not knights or superheroes, but we can still become WARRIORS to go after the real "DRAGONS!"

[ONEXYSTON]

what if there was an IED on the laser bridge? then the commercial would have lasted 4 hours waiting for EOD to come hahahaaa semper fi boys

[omfgjflo]

this is exactly why i joined, to fight molten lava monsters. i havent fought any yet, i know they exist. they dont have axes and swords hanging on the walls in the recruiting office for nothin!

[Sirmovesalot17]

haha i freaking remember this when it used be on like during every war movie on TNT or something! Being a kid at the time i didn't realize how lame this was but now i'm enlisted this is freakin hilarious!

Semper Fi Devil Dogs!

[ShyRobot]

"Trombley hasn't shot anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Brad is going around fuck butt Iraq, hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like 4 days of ass and balls sweat."

Oh yeah, dress blues with a sword.

[IKnowIWazThere]

lol close very close but its "4 days of piss and ball sweat" Lol i love generation kill. After seeing that the 15th time i decided i want to become a Marine. Haha "I love you fruity rudy!!" "slay that dragon."

[dbzlover2023]

Perhaps its targeting world of warcraft users? hahaha

[tubechiq88]

is this the one they keep referring to in Generation Kill?

[moristheman]

Yes

[Maxxxwell]

I just returned from my second tour of duty in Iraq for the U.S. Marines, and you wouldn't believe how many oversized metal screws we had to climb through while surrounded by ominous lightning.

[anteracmacash]

when he picked up the sword i thought some one is gonna yel "MORTAAAAAAL COMBAAAAT !!!!!!!!!" hehehehehe

[fartamplifer]

The Marines are the only things standing between us and Balrogs.

[MacGruber33]

lol

"oooo dress blues with a sword!"

[abaddonic]

hahahahahhahaah

"fuck butt iraq hunting for dragons and a mop suit that smells like 4 days of ass and balls sweat" hahahahahahaha

[MacGruber33]

haha ya.

"see, Trombley asked about shooting people. i asked about pussy. guy told me i'd get to go to Thailand and get all kinds of strange"

[mygeneration01]

haha, fuck i do remember this!

"brad you should have went into combat with a sword!"

just awesome

[chickenjoe81285]

Old video is old...lava monster is so early 2000's...

[asiRismi]

Too bad he is a fucking officer.

[PolarisUSMC]

This must be that new MARSOC training I heard about.

[ShadowCrashed81]

Marines are overrated yo.

[anteracmacash]

hahahahaha...o my god this is soooooooooo CORNY ! ! ! ! ! !

[cawright2007]

What bullshit. Iraq looks nothing like that.

[MacGruber33]

they look the same in the fact that iraq looks like shiti too

[Willster54321]

WTF IS THIS 2 ATTRACT NERDS!?!??

wat kinda si-fi shit is that

[smithero39]

that was at the end of the crucible right? we just don't remember because we were so sleep deprived. ha ha.

[grunneger89]

nothing about the usmc, but this commercial is terrible!

[yoghippie]

+1 on that.. the comm was crap,

the USMC is not.

Thx for my free world.

[rickey1037]

man this must have gotten so many people.

[mmcclain66613]

Join the Marines and you too can slay Balrog the Demon!!!

[echang86]

This is the best reason to enlist in the corp.

SLAY THAT DRAGON!! GET SOME!!

[Crayshen]

I've had that blasted song stuck in my head for ten years.

[Bwoody00194]

i remember this from when i was a kid! (even though im currently 14, and still technicaly a kid) but from when i was younger at least... oorah

[Delta5FlyD]

i remember this commercial when i was a kid

[NOUFGT]

oh man these fucking commercials dude.

i must have thought they were the coolest thing in the fucking world because i guess they worked on me.

[ChrisXCXCX]

Do they use real marines in the commercial or actors?

[pogopik]

yes, and real lava monster...

[hotboy8769]

Its real Marines

[RebelSoldier68]

Well, at least in the past years, they're not actors, they're Marines.

I don't know about the Lava Monster though!

[Armydino21]

My god and I thought our recrution ads where bad...

[Sphable]

hahahah this is the most hilarious moment in the world's history. If someone really signed up after this much epic failure, you have really no-one to blame but yourself, huh?

greetings from the free world, you would like it here but please don't come and ruin it for the rest of us. stay in school kids.

[koifishy02]

(generation kill: ray person) -"woo dress blues with a sword. now look at us... brad is in fuck butt iraq, in a mopp suit that smells like 4 days of piss and balls sweat.you should have rolled into battle with a sword brad. that wuda rocked." lmao.

[Xenogalatica]

Wow since when did the Marines start teaching its soldier to combat lava monsters?

[heavenundertheearth]

LOL what a piece of shit

[breiningac]

sweet! This was the commercial that was on TV when I signed up. Kinda bummed when I didn't get to fight a lava monster though...

[aisndude121]

dude that was so funny it was stupid!! i mean common serously? the freaking Lava monster PSH!!!

[MyselfCollective]

HELL YEAH!!! Now we're talking! No more bullshit baby....

[hunter2979]

wooo dress boots with a sword

[TashaRules]

lol he says "Wooo Dress Blues with a sword"

freaking love that scene.

[xMaBrosx]

GENERATION KILL LMAO

[WimpBastard]

Hell yeah! Get some! Slay that dragon!

[SkullDemon44]

Dude, if I can fight giant lava monsters in an arena, I'm totally signing up.

[mcflyfail]

lol

[605Scorpion]

Holy shit I want fight dragons like that.

FUCK YEAH IM GOING TO JOIN THE MARINES!

[TequilaFlavor]

Is that a joke? Fighting dragons?

[Michaels611]

Dude it's saying that if you join you'll become the best and can overcome any challenge you face.