Richard Belzer on Ronald Reagan & Salman Rushdie

[sexywildcat21]

I LOVE the Belz !!! He makes me ROFL !!!!

[R3DST4R1]

this dude is a boss in svu man

[SuukiSama]

Belzer is my idol...and 43 people suck monkey nuts...just sayin...

[Grendel938]

Richard was a stud.

[bluegreedo]

Didn't he steal that bit from Bill Hicks? Bill Hicks had a bit about Regan coming back.

[bluegreedo]

what year is this??

[IHATEPEEPSALOT]

Reagan was the best president ever

[xBillyTheKidx]

"the guest host" lol

[portischimpsky]

if anyone knows, can someone please contact me with more info on the video, ie: what program it is, when, where, etc... any extra info would be greatly appreciated, thanks

[Sylph70]

"He's like JASON from Friday the 13th! You can't stop this guy! lock your doors!"

HAHA

[AbuZubaydah]

What year was this? Some of this is the exact same material as Bill Hicks circa 1988.

[gibbsies]

@AbuZubaydah Who cares? To me the fact that at least two people were talking about these subjects is a general positive. It's different enough anyways that it isn't stealing.

[gagothesith]

He is actually funnier on Law & Order.

[MrGibbsLover]

Richard Belzer is so FUNNY!

[t795]

You have to be at the very least 30 to find this funny. Very dated but funny for me.

[Murph992]

@t795 Why do you have to be 30 to find this funny?

[luineff]

Lol Munch before he became a detective.

[spyhunter41]

yea, this asshole is very unfunny

[shakenotstired]

oh, I forgot....joke stealing assholes.

[shakenotstired]

east coast, ugly, left wing, unfunny, athiest, marxist, assholes

Belzer, Rosie, Leary, Maher,Stewart.

[apocalypse1280]

Fucking awesome!

[TheOriginalJez]

Ok, I get your unfunny and asshole complaint, but left wing, atheist, marxist and east coast are insults?

[shakenotstired]

Now THATS funny.

[robwatson87]

hahahaha thats hilarious

[fomastephanovitch]

douche-bag

[deadomeahead]

Belzer RLZ

[stallongrad]

somebody stole a joke from Bill Hicks!!!-reagan is jason

[catlest]

He put his finger on Ronnie all right -- President made in Hollywood.

[Dawg126]

its rupert pupkin! worst stand up ever, he's so terrible! hahahaha

[belzondium]

lol this is so old where'd you get this

[Pull0utBoy]

people who rate down don't get the jokes and are stupid.

[thomasfellowsarendt]

No, the jokes are lame and his delivery is terrible.

[iliketrippyshit]

"It's called Buddha you fat bastard." ahahahahahahaha

[lifesAdream1390]

(1:45-2:15)- Did Rich Belzer snipe this from Bill Hicks???

[thegunclub123]

i doubt it

[thegunclub123]

A lot of comedians talk about him like that

[lifesAdream1390]

(1:45-2:15)- Did Rich Belzer take this from Bill Hicks?????

[hoganfader]

This mental midget had to get wedgies daily in school. Fits the freaks profile.

[XXLSexy2k7]

This is supossed to be funny??

[JaredDLarsen]

This is comedy?

[tommygalv]

one ball christ killer who is a phony coward. live near some niggers.

[dandemon1989]

kill yourself you ignorant cousin fucking piece of white trash shit

[Cowboyboot1980]

I hear this guy is replacing Randi Rhodes on some liberal radio network, doesnt matter because no one listens to it.

[dontleademsomuch]

randi rhodes? didnt he die in a plane crash?

[ronrutherford]

Yes, I have a pathetic life because I disagree with your politics. *eyeroll*

[prince2873]

Don't worry Ron. Watch the video ornette posted. Ornette's home is a pigsty. Ornette06 obviously doesn't know how to take out the garbage.

[peteykkk]

Belzer looks like death warmed over. I saw him on Hannity and he looks horrible, ready to die!

[ornette06]

how about the things he said. comment on that. hae some substance. by the way, hannity looked like an ignorant fool in the face of belzer's rapid fire intelligent attacks. i was laughing all the way. hannity did not know what hit him.

[ronrutherford]

Reagan is the best we'll ever get, sadly. And I agree with him on less than 1/2 the issues, probably.

[ornette06]

reagan, the best? wow you must have a pathetic life

[kraigus]

muuunch:P

[aweiss]

Reagan rocked.

[ecrainey9]

Oh my God- I CAN'T believe it! In a 4 and a half minute bit, Belzer used not one ounce of profanity! My, how times have changed. I'm genuinely astonished...

[bonesquid]

"Buddha, you fat bastard."

That's ONE ounce of profanity.

[ecrainey9]

Well spotted, my friend.

Even so, "bastard" is permissible on network television, so it's not that objectionable. Unless you, like my nutso grandmother, feel that it denigrates women and flip out at anyone who says it... She's a loon.

[SockbatReplica]

Yeah bastard is a pretty mild swear word it's like hell or damn I mean to a born again christian or something it's vulgar but in reality it's pretty tame.

[eandatoo]

Was this guy EVER funny at one time or another? Who the hell finds his stuff entertaining?

[dulaneyj]

most of the stuff he said at about Reagan was answered by the fact he had Alzheimers, sad in retrospect

[dart314]

liberal fuckwad..thinks hes so cool with his retard glasses. he isnt funny at ALL by the way

[fireIIC]

this guy is the shit

[6789012345678]

OMG, he is not even funny at all. It has nothing to do with politics either, I am open minded and laugh at all the politicians, but he just isnt funny.

I guess it doesnt help he is just so annoying to even look at. Poor guy is just damn ugly.

[CatchyCC]

I love Richard Belzer.

[tubebunny7]

Hillary copied Ronald Reagan! LOL

[ettoj]

two good jokes in 4:34? he's better on law and order.

[DankSi]

He did more Reagan on stern in 97, so funny.

[trainvato]

GOD WHAT A FUCKEN BORING BASTARD!

[southplnk]

he was on the same flight as me last nite i almost kicked his ass

[thomasford]

Why? I'm genuinely curious. I don't know much about him, is he a douche bag or something?

[inkydinkydooky]

Just saw this idiot on an even bigger idiot's show (Bill Maher). Communist, Anti-American boob. Sick of all these Liberals that think they know better.

[thomasford]

No shit they think they know better. Who the fuck doesn't think that they know better? If they thought that they were wrong they would change their opinion. Your very comment implies that YOU think you know better. EVERYBODY does that. The only difference is, some back their knowledge up with evidence and logic, while others just make shit up.

[FrollosGypsy]

*drools* God he is SO hot and funny. Well...he still is hot and funny...just older...and hotter XD

[ToruKun1]

HELLZ YES! Belzer/Munch fan girls unite~!! *high-fives*

[CameronSpence82]

He stole that "can't kill reagan bit from bill hicks...

[noladarlin]

Cuz you were there? Belzer was around WAY before Hicks.

[CameronSpence82]

Maybe so... but Hicks made it funny.

[xymox007]

@noladarlin You're right. But the current events weren't.

[ZombieNinjaX]

He was so SO bad :/

[wjlintz]

Damn. I see why this bicuithead gave drama a shot. He was actually UNfunny as a comedian. (Although some of his political rantings today are kind of amusing.)

[thomasford]

Yeah, he's actually somewhat of a relief from the constant heavy atmosphere of things on shows like Law and Order SVU, but the comedy was pretty meh for me. But hey, if it makes you laugh, then there you go, I suppose it's just not for me.

[murphy3434]

wow, belzer sucks. Just a typical liberal cry baby fascist who thinks anyone who dares utter a conservative comment should be shot.

[thomasford]

"liberal cry baby fascist"

There are two words in there that contradict each other. But beyond that, both conservatives and liberals are pretty "fascist". I'm not just playing that "the truth always lay in the middle" bullshit either. Liberals go on about personal freedoms and then want to take guns away, while conservatives go on about smaller government and leaving each to their own (and defending gun ownership) while also claiming homosexuality and the like should be banned.

[cryssibaby]

Most of you need a life instead of insulting everything you listen to. You don't find it funny, then leave and listen to something else. However, Saiyuki02134 didn't insult him but as long as he/she said that she liked something that he made fun of; then that's fine. Remember people, it's just comedy.

[wjlintz]

Not sure this qualifies as "comedy".

[shaansmsm]

what a jerk!

[seano000]

yeah munch

[Taveren22]

Hulk Hogan fucked this little bitch up. Crying little fag. Mr T. would have killed him.

[Alfrunk]

Does anyone really like this little jew? He is so smug and insulting to the troops - perfect example of why there are so many ant-semites.

[Marlfox555]

hmmm..... how about fuck you you fucking facist cocksucking piece of elephant shit. Go fuck your nazi ballsucking sister. You fucking right wing piece of shit go die

[TheresaLlama]

I love RICHARD!!!!!

[cryssibaby]

I love him on SVU. His perverted jokes are hysterical.

[gnrdude]

Belzer Looks like One of the Ramones.

[Saiyuki02134]

Come on, lighten up Islam. You say the Qu'ran may be wrong and you get stoned for it. I read Satanic Verses thought it was a good book. About time Rushdie gets knighted, goes into hiding and still finds a hot wife. If that doesn't desrve knighthood I don't know what does. Richard Belzer Law and Order SVU great match up.

[navidy]

These comments were in response to -should salman rushdie recieve a knighthood?

[navidy]

My question is why?What has he done for humanity except offend milions of muslims.Has he done any work to relieve poverty in the world or help any cause?Don't you think we need to reward people for helping others rather than offending others.Yusuf Islam on the other hand has done so much for charity but he is bashed instead just because of a misunderstanding.We need to promote peace and charity workers not hatred and those that cause offence.

[Alfrunk]

Offending muslims? Yeah that's real hard to do - how much charity and humanity do muslim nations support? OPEC? Terrorism. Shut the hell up with your disgusting terror- support bullshit. Go stone a rape victim or something.

[thomasford]

I know right? Fuck anybody that puts death threats out because of cartoons and demands the world conform to their security blanket.

[Metalchick36]

LOL! These jokes are still funny! I love how he compares Reagan to Jason!

[vksharma20]

I am definitely in favour of celebrating the achievements of writers. Sir Salman deserves to win every accolade imaginable for his creative gifts, but also for his immense bravery.

It seems Islam is so fragile that it get threatened by few cartoons, few pages of a book or 15 min film. So it is understandable that to defend the indefensible, followers of this satanic cult have to ban, threat, and kill.

Disobey the Ayatollahs, buy and read Satanic Verses.

[thomasford]

I'm of the belief that a significant amount of the middle east should be turned into a parking lot, and I don't mean we should just nicely ask people to leave while we pave the area and paint lines...

[shenanigan55]

I'm of the belief that you along with many other Americans have the mentality of 10 year old with a scraped ankle who proceeds to braking his skateboard in two. Exactly how is your genocidal belief any different from that of a fundamentalist jihadist?

[thomasford]

You seem to be under the impression that I'm pro-america, anti muslim. I'm not. I haven't found a person on this planet that I like yet. The world consists of two kinds of people. Assholes and people who don't give a shit enough to do anything about it. So fuck the assholes and the people that let them get away with it. I'm all for the apocalypse.

[thomasford]

But hey, maybe I'm only saying these things because I'm not in power right? Perhaps I'm just being crude.

[shenanigan55]

Doesn't alleviate the sheer stupidity of the comment.

[thomasford]

I don't believe you've proven how it's stupid, you've just declared it so. Evil, yes. Stupid, no.

[shenanigan55]

Perhaps you should describe the exact plan you have in mind and then I'll decide.

[thomasford]

For which? Making a parking lot of the middle east or the apocalypse? The decisions are far from impractical if you control a superpower and don't give a fuck about the other sovereign nations on earth (and honestly, why would you? You're trying to bring about the fucking apocalypse; the other nations' displeasure is what you're aiming for!!) We've had the power to end everything at the press of a button for half a century. It just takes the right mindset. But honestly, I'm mostly joking guy.

[iggypot]

hahahah buddha you fat bastard!!

[moonyjoon]

LOOOOOOOL he is so funny.

[dland4others]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha funny comic hahahahaha commenting on the man that arguably singlehandedly brought down the Russian communists

[weonk]

they brought themselves down... Reagan was like the mc of that show too... he just kind of was there when it happenned and commented on it... How did Reagan make Russians poor and hungry?

[dland4others]

ever hear of the arms race..The US had a much larger nuclear weapons program than the Russian, and by forcing them to build more weapons to keep up with the US MAD program and the threat of a "Star Wars" system a great percentage of their GDP/GNP went to weapons instead of the vast social programs that they needed to fund as a socialist/communist country. This is, of course, an oversimplification of the way in which the US headed by Reagan brought down the Russian.

[weonk]

S you are saying Reagan is great for making the Russians create tons of WMD and other violent warfare programs? You also do realize that these are the same WMDs and Nuclear Technology that the middle-east, Pakistan, India and many other countries as well as terrorist groups now have in their possesion. Yeah Reagan was truly a great man.

[dland4others]

Do you actually have a point there amidst all the lefty rhetoric? 1. Pakistan developed their own "WMD's", and it is currently questionable whether their chief scientist sold that tech to Iran 2. It is questionable if terrorist groups have them or not...but I guess from watching 24 most people think that they do

[mnaz21]

The "Reagan Dance" is priceless.

[cl0118x]

That Reagan being like Jason joke is very similar to something Bill Hicks did in one of his acts posted on Youtube. Who copied who?

[AngelZeroMatt]

Belzer is perhaps the greatest stolen-from comedian of all time if we think in those terms.

HOWEVER!!! Also take into consideration that it is very very VERY hard to not do a joke some one other comedian has done. It's EXTREMELY hard. Give these people some credit, you know? They all have their uniqueness even when they use the same joke.

[htu]

richard belzer is the man and if anyone has anymore

belzer standups you have got to send them in.

[Munchkin25]

OMG!!! Belz doing stand-up!!! 80's Belz doing stand-up to be more precise!!! I love this video!!! I love this video!!! Kudos for posting it!!! ^_^

[TheBelz]

OMG, I am absolutely in love with Belzer doing stand-up! Thank you so much for posting this vid!!!