Miracle of Christs Face found in Pizza (You Won't Believe Your EYES!)

[robdotcom71]

I thought I spotted him on a piece of toilet paper the other day... he really looked like shit to be honest... :P

[RAGHUVARVASUDEV]

remember that one time jesus appeared on my toilet seat godkiller...? i have to agree with arte tuga - god is too busy spying on people pooping to save the children and kill the loonies...

[RAGHUVARVASUDEV]

godkilleratheist - when did you become catholic...?

thou shall eat jesus' pizza ass and drink his beer i mean blood...

[fonna]

Cheeses Chrust!!

Gimme a slice!!

[fywacia]

Let me guess, by now some fundamentalist has accused you of being Jewish, lol.

[GodKillerAtheist]

@fywacia I think there was actually Pork on that pizza 

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

XDDD!!

This made me crack up something awful!!

[MyLordYeshua]

stupid



[pigballs911]

oh hey i saw your comment on AP news about the shaman

[GodKillerAtheist]

@pigballs911 Haha what was that guy doing? whistling and tossing flowers around. Who takes those people seriously?

[pigballs911]

@GodKillerAtheist yea its kinda repulsive, its like they want people to think of them as savages

[Brookeslilthinger]

Haha! Wowww crazy psycho right there (: That pizza looked goooood mmmm. This was funny

[3landriel]

Nice pizza,

[vibrant151]

You eat Jebus! OH, you gonna go to the BAD PLACE!!

[ratholin]

@vibrant151 but catholics eat jebus once a week to go to the good place and this time jebus made himself delicious.

[renegade4dio]

Such gusto attacking the Divine Image with that rather large chef's knife... One might almost get the impression that you were one of those immoral hateful satan-worshiping atheists or something...

[GodKillerAtheist]

@renegade4dio "satan-worshiping atheists or something"

As an Atheist we worship Zeus. Didn't you get the Memo at The last Atheist Church meeting? =D

[renegade4dio]

@GodKillerAtheist Shit! I was busy and skipped church this week! And now I'm displaying my ignorance of the current dogma... What a fail...

[GodKillerAtheist]

@renegade4dio For your sin of must say 10 Hail Atheists and 15 our Fundies

Hail Atheists Full of Knowledge, The Logic is with thee; Blessed art thou among Humans, and blessed are the fruit of Science...

Our Fundies who art in Psych wards, hallucinations are not sane, Thy delusion come, make believe is fun, on earth as it is in make believe land....

[renegade4dio]

@GodKillerAtheist Oh, the lulz! I was reading that last reply at work, and was forced to explain to a Jehova's Whitness (who spent several hours trying to draw me into a religion discussion the other day) why I was laughing so hard. I started trying to deflect the question, as I am at work and can't be annoying all the customers. But, she insisted. So I read it to her. She stormed out saying, "I hope you enjoy burning in hell."

[GodKillerAtheist]

@renegade4dio LOL that's hilarious

[ArteTuga]

This one time i saw the face of the lord in a piece of dog shit in the street after someone stepped on it! I regret not having my camera...

Apparently god is too busy appearing in pizza and toasts and has no time to cure and save the hundreds of children that die every hour from hunger, sickness, thirst, war, natural disasters... he loves us all.. and oh.. he wants your money!!!

[GodKillerAtheist]

@ArteTuga I wish I still had that pizza I'm so hungry for face of Jesus.

If there is a heaven I want to snack on Jesus face all day... OH the eyes were the best!