Craig Ferguson 11/15/10D Late Late Show Dennis Miller

[MrRosco1985]

He tries way too hard to sound clever.

[moeskido]

The first time in months I skipped a Craig segment. Miller used to be funny. Then 9/11 happened. Miller lost his mind, stopped being funny, and his HBO show tanked. He fled to the west coast and became a right-wing shill.

[xRazorFistx]

@moeskido

His 2006 special 'All In' has been called one of the greatest stand-up specials in the history of HBO. He never stopped being funny. He just stopped agreeing with you.

There is a difference.

[moeskido]

@xRazorFistx If you're correct, then the special was a fluke. Nothing else I've heard him do since 2002 was better than talk-radio with better vocabulary.

[12suitup]

Dennis miller is one of the best,21 people never watched snl when he was on,21 people blow and are simple minded.Dennis miller is awesome!

[arsenalskate123]

i love this guy. one of the best comedians. don't agree with his political views though.

[OhHelloSugar]

"Braveheart meets Pee-wee's Playhouse". My god, Craigy, how I adore you! Ah, His Chattiness meets His Verboseness. These two seemed to really enjoy each other's company. Fergie's a trip, Miller gets it. I love it. It's all good. :)

[walleyrt69]

These 2 are GREAT together and should go on tour!

[RollingOrmond]

Man, if the cool Dennis from 1990 could see what a bitter Fox News whore he'd be twenty years later, he would've shot himself.

[uk6strings]

L-O-Ling at all the morons who don't watch Miller any more because he leans more right nowadays and miss out on all his other great non-political humor throughout. Tools, the lot of them.

[happyatlast1]

I am sooooooo happy to see Dennis has fucked with such little tiny minds. thank you Craig!

[namdooga69]

4:19...I find it "restive" over there? Did I just hear Dennis use a word he didn't really understand? Restive means "Unable to keep still or silent and becoming increasingly difficult to control," not "relaxing." Wow, even the word god makes the occasional mistake. :-)

[DontTouchMyVicodin]

06:40

Yes, because all of us Middle Eastern people are terrorists, you know.

[phatcrayonz]

Climate change is global warming. It's true!!! It was on discovery channel!

[Jeffro288]

Dennis miller sucks like hell

[epsteinsmutha1]

Red card on Dennis Miller for knocking the Daleks and big upping that coked out midget Mitch Daniels as a contender for President.

If that stands the slightest chance of happening, Canada and Mexico will be bitching about illegal immigration.

That Joseph Goebbels lookalike riding his Harley around Indianapolis. Where's the Altamont era Hell's Angels when we need them? Indiana didn't need to be on Daylight Savings TIme, among other things.

[Peaceandlove787]

Dennis Miller sucks.

[ronnysoeberg]

Hey Dennis, Just because you want stuff to stay the same forever doesn't mean the temperature hasn't changed. They did have pretty accurate temperature measuring tools back in the 1900's. A glass tube with some mercury in it is extremely accurate, and not exactly space age tech. Ignorance is bliss, though.

[joy9585]

Haha...great chat. Very funny. Don't agree about Chris Christie, though....

[EmperorDragon]

"I'm not watching Craig Ferguson anymore." GOD FORBID someone who doesn't reveal their political views because he appreciates the SECRET ballot has people on both sides on his show. GASP!!!

[georgek412]

@EmperorDragon AMEN, brother. America FTW!!!

[skkoz]

oh my fucking god. i was laughing at first but then he said he liked chris christie and thought he'd be good for president. chris christie COMPLETELY fucked over new jersey! Our educational system was doing really well until he fucked it up. He promised he wouldn't mess with the system. he FLAT OUT LIED. as soon as he became governor he completely changed the entire thing. clearly dennis miller doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

[tomthefunky]

@skkoz: The person responsible for fucking up New Jersey is former governor Corzine. He taxed the citizens to the point that the new census shows people fleeing the state in record numbers. Also, the public sector is literally sucking the state treasury dry. It's happening all over the country.

You're seventeen years old, kiddo. You haven't begun paying taxes yet. And I have a sneaking suspicion your parents are public sector union employees. Possibly teachers, maybe? Just a hunch.

[skkoz]

@tomthefunky actually, no. my parents are not teachers. corzine may have caused a lot of new jersey's problems, but christie certainly didn't do much in the way of helping it out either. that was the only point i was trying to make.

[tomthefunky]

@skkoz: Let me educate you to the facts: NJ is running out of money because of government employee unions. Once you have bought into the idea that government should be a sort of year round Santa Claus, you have bought the kind of consequences that follow. Your decades long lunatic liberal spending spree has come to an end. Christie had NOTHING to do with the financial mess your state is in. Stop making political comments on message boards if you can't back it up with strong arguments.

[MattSingh1]

@tomthefunky Actually, unions, for the past 50 years, have given back/over so much to corporations that they're got so little power nowdays. In regards to blaming unions for the finanical mess of certain states...I'm more enclined to lay the wreath of blame at the feet of the 'Go Capitalism!' Wall Street types (perhaps like yourself) that trumpeted and preached capitalism while actively practising socialism amongst themselves and their rich buddies. It sounds like a haggard old cliche, but true

[tomthefunky]

@MattSingh1: Nonsense. The biggest myth about labor unions is that they are for the workers. Unions are for unions. Unions do not create wealth, they siphon wealth created by others,whether those others are business or taxpayers.

And the corporate welfare you speak of is a separate issue entirely. The whole point of endevours like those are designed to keep corporations from paying taxes. But it's a liberal myth that it's unscrupulous republicans wall streeters who are behind that practice

[MattSingh1]

@tomthefunky Is it too crude of me to use the term crypto-Nazi in regards to your good self?...I can only assume you're one of the those "that's socialisim!" wieners that have magically sprund up since the Kenyan won the election and took office. I don't really understand the grammar of your anger towards unions; it's over, the right-wing has won, you've smashed the unions down to the point where they're almost powerless nowdays. As usual for the right-wing, you seem totally ruled by your anger.

[tomthefunky]

@MattSingh1 Thanks for giving us right wingers all the credit for "smashing the unions" but we really don't deserve it. It's American's in general who've woken up to their racket. Why do you think unions want to ban the secret ballot? Because they know most workers don't want unionization.

The public sector unions are the real problem. Their only goal is to raise money to elect democrat politicians. If we can break those unions, the left looses the majority of it's campaign contributions.

[MattSingh1]

@tomthefunky Oh, you're more than welcome ;) I see you're yet another "the people are with us/we speak for all Americans" right-winger; your barely legible "the people back us because we say so" ploy isn't even pathetic anymore. Oh, and on the subject of rackets, why not take a glance at the rackets run by the likes of Jerry Falwell, now thankfully deceased...sorry, I mean raptured (wait! he skipped the rapture?!), Pat Robertson and any other number of religious rip-off artists.

[tomthefunky]

@MattSingh1: I tried to have a reasonable debate with you about unions but your either calling me a nazi or your talking gibberish about Jerry Falwell and that rapture thing. You're intellectually schizophrenic.

[Bini9]

people like him make me glad I dont live in the US, such an ignorant person

[Illumirage]

@Bini9

What the fuck does that mean? First of all, are you implying all Americans are ignorant? All Swedes are incredibly smart? Denying global warming makes him ignorant? Funny, I checked your channel and it seems you wholeheartedly lap up American-everything, yet have the nerve to say you wouldn't want to be surrounded by ignorance here. Hmmm....

At least America isn't being overrun by ragheads.

[MissBananaHappy]

Hey Mr. Miller I'm 21 and am still afraid of that freakin Daleks >_>

[Protagonistinfluence]

@MissBananaHappy I'm 22.. Those things are fucking scary....

[abstractdream001]

Miller funny. Furgie funny. Too many clenched lib comments. Nuff said.

[STorpedo]

@abstractdream001 I disagree. Taking a person's opinion seriously is well within the acceptable norms of 'relaxed fist/other orifice-like things'-dom. Sometimes jokes have an underlying notion that can be deduced, and judged accordingly. Miller is indeed very funny (imo), but that doesn't excuse him from constructive criticism, be it in his demeanor, views, or both (or, for that matter, make the person judging/criticising a 'clenched' person).

[mycheledee]

I don't know... Used to love Dennis Miller, before 9/11. Then he kinda freaked out and when totally conservative, and in my opinion, wasn't really funny. And this interview... seemed like he was just practicing his stand up. I prefer "real" interviews. BUT - I'm still VERY GRATEFUL that Mal uploads Da Craig. Yay Mal!

[MrHilligan4]

Yeah, Miller is just the kind of person who hates on whoever it's cool to hate at any given moment. I don't know why America gives his political views any credence in the first place. And the term "comedian" is used pretty loosely here.

[Unitronus]

I still can't figure out politics. 

[caioma87]

i find miller really unfunny... is it me or is he just repeating hyperbolic references? anyone?

btw I also hate comedians that just force their routine into an interview

[magron1987]

i find dennis miller douchy funny, which beats denis leary douchy unfunny every day of the week

[smittay145]

i love how craig looked straight at his wedding ring when dennis said he had to kiss the ring!

[TVsCraigFerguson]

lol....just because you don't like someone's comedy, opinion or politics doesn't make them an idiot. Idiots are the ones who don't like others who are different than them.

I liked the chat a lot and was really happy to see His Chattiness enjoy it himself.

[TVsCraigFerguson]

@TVsCraigFerguson PS: As a New Yorker, I've been a fan of Dennis Miller for quite a while and I'm in no way affiliated with any political party.

Yo Dennis Miller, if you read this, fuck them hater bitches.

Rock on, Bro!

[CoolBlueSonic]

@TVsCraigFerguson Craig, don't reply to your own comments. It's sad.

[STorpedo]

@CoolBlueSonic I doubt it's actually craig, if only because I'd like to think that craig knows the actual definition of the word 'idiot'. (also because people keep calling the uploader 'mal')

[STorpedo]

@TVsCraigFerguson An idiot is a person of inferior intelligence, relative to an average, or a subjective standard, or is a person who isn't able to seize control of their higher faculties, and therefore effectively reduces himself to an inferior state of intelligence. So people who dislike those different to themselves aren't the only idiots . I doubt that anyone here dislikes dennis miller for his views, but rather the demeanor which he adopts when discussing his opinions, which lacks humility.

[ahooola]

I think he's a complete fucking idiot.

[OleBentsen220]

Everything's a line with Miller. The complete opposite of sincerity and integrity. Very interesting, nonetheless. :-)

[Twobit333]

Wow, what a mixed bag the comments section is.

[DosuZakuKin]

@Twobit333 Haters are gonna hate, and the internet is about 90% hate

[libertarianable]

to all you conservative hating liberals you are all jealous of dennis because hes funny you are not and he is smart you are definately fucking not

[mrb3701]

@libertarianable Dennis Miller is smart, liberals are not. And you're a libertarian? Enough said.

[rosielala4]

Hey they bleeped horndog on the west coast....or did they? well maybe not?

[rosielala4]

Hey they bleeped horndog on the west coast....or did they?

[Gojiralee]

What's with all the comparative jokes? They aren't funny, Dennis. i think he was trying too hard.

[supergirljadg]

nay for the script buddy

[virtualwebmc]

Kept wondering if he was a satirical comedian - Stephen Colbert style, but I'm guessing it's not that clever.

[teacherofcrazy]

those are terrible lines he's shooting. this guy is an idiot, playing the totally overdone politice angle. you can tell that he's holding himself back from laughing at his own jokes.

[emma8547]

what an unfunny a**hole. Just play the damn mouth organ, if you want to promote your shit.

[Gilgamesh32]

I don't like that guy.

[Nzie]

I must be slow on the uptake- I understood that SOMETHING with Dr Who was happening, but not that MATT SMITH is going to be on tonight! Whoa!

Dennis Miller is a bit annoying, but his insults are absolutely brilliant.

[06s091]

Fergie! LOL!!!

[dbvixxen]

I don't care about his politics, but his attitude is irritating.

[rinoritymeport]

Basically this proves that Craig would even be able to host Adolf Hitler if he was still alive.

[yurismir1]

@rinoritymeport Yes, because Dennis Miller had millions of innocent people killed...oh wait. Godwin's law is proven true yet again.

[rinoritymeport]

@yurismir1 :) reductio ad hitlerum! lol. Well - I was just saying... Mr Miller makes a lot of discussion-worthy if not inflamatory and ignorant comments here, that obviously can become part of Craigs non-sequitur world without any difficulties... which brings up the question... when would Craig start to say "wait a moment... you're a jerk" :o)

Well - I guess he did back then to defend Britney Spears actually.

[trollofmytube]

Is it me or did Craig looked uncomfortable with Miller ?

[ani625]

@trollofmytube He's like that around idiots.

[tripfiend]

Why do people get so agitated when a comedian goes after the left? They are comedians, and they will say anything to make anyone laugh. And although its ludicrous that Dennis Miller does not believe in climate change, he was quite funny in this interview.

[earldy]

@eduardoavai I'm just guessing, but I think there's a good chance he said PILF as in President I'd......

also, politically Craig seems to lean socially liberal but more libertarian on personal accountability and government interference (though true libertarians are supposed to be socially liberal anyway). I'm guessing left-of-center libertarian lite. Besides, you couldn't have missed the small Republican joke Craig had at the end when Dennis had trouble opening his harmonica box.

[eduardoavai]

@earldy PILF crossed my mind and seems like a good guess, but still I wonder if the censors would "ooh la la" something essential for the comprehension of what's being said. As for the Republican joke, I may sound naive right now, but I didn't really understand it. I don't know what's the relationship between the Republican political views and the sexual connotation of the mouth-organ-in-the-box joke.

[uk6strings]

EZEKIEL, PUT THE CANDLE WICK DOWN THE POSSUM HOLE! lol

[STorpedo]

Man, I dislike many people, but Dennis takes the cake-this guy is the most smug and ignorant idiot I've seen in a long time-no respect for other people's opinions, no humility, and an underlying notion of omniscience even in things he knows very little about. This is without mentioning the extremely assertive attitude (at least in this interview). (Gathered from joke material, body language, and inflection when saying aforementioned jokes)

[Skyman46]

@STorpedo I couldn't agree more...this idiot has nothing but hate in his heart, what a hypocrite....Furthermore I'm not watching Craig Ferguson show anymore.

[torchwood3c]

The fact that Craig has a Dalek makes me want him to keep it. I would watch every night if he did. Daleks+Craig Ferguson=BEST SHOW EVER

[eduardoavai]

The guy seems to be full of shit and still Craig laughs like he rarely does. I wonder what exactly are Craig's views on the subjects he brings up.

And BTW, what was censored in "they look at her (Palin) as the first potential *ooh la la*"?

[vanished001]

I'm not American but isn't it a matter of respect/etiquette to refer to the President as such. By saying Barrack or Obama aren't people, in this case Dennis Miller showing some disrespect or disllike for the man? Which then translates into disrespect/dislike of his position as President too. Just a thought

[monkola]

I can't watch this whole thing. Miller has turned into a bloated, one trick pony show that's trying to become the next Bill O'Reilly because he knows there's money there and his old schtick has dried up and fallen into the steaming pile of crap he's growing from. A total waste of space.

[roostertrigger]

@monkola and you got no game.... you like robin williams and Colbert...

[skoalbear618]

hes still hilarious.

[TVsCraigFerguson]

@skoalbear618 I agree...I think he's gotten better since focusing on politics.

[OcularPolitics]

@TVsCraigFerguson definitely :D

[RealTime88]

@skoalbear618 I'm a liberal and I think Dennis Miller is fucking hilarous!!!

[VexonCross]

Ah, Dennis... you used to be funny.

[christopherawesome]

republicans like him just piss me off

[TVsCraigFerguson]

@christopherawesome That's funny, cuz he's not a republican

[christopherawesome]

@TVsCraigFerguson walks like a duck, talks like a duck, etc., etc.

[TVsCraigFerguson]

@christopherawesome In this case, I don't think you know what a duck is or does. All ducks are birds but not all birds are ducks.

[concray]

@TVsCraigFerguson he may be no republican but he sure is an asshole, i'm just basing this on: "I don't care if it get's warmer, it just means that they(=muslims or terrorists who cares about the distinction) turn into cinderblocks." That's what he said, imagine this with any other race, minority or religious group and the only place he'd be allowed to appear after that would be some very right wing fringe radio stations.

[lilithdvs13]

@TVsCraigFerguson

Not all birds are ducks = not all republicans are conservative assholes I guess. And yes. Miller is conservative but not really republican. On top of that I don't think he's a bad comedian. But his politics is so wrong that I find it hard to for me to laugh at the things he jokes about:/

[akamola11]

Please, just look at some of his "favourite" candidates for the 2012 elections that he named in the interview. All of them are republican. If he is a libertarian, why doesn't he support any ?? This guy is a wolf wearing the hide of a sheep.

[akamola11]

Although I will admit, that was funny az !!!

[christopherawesome]

@TVsCraigFerguson well, not all dennis miller's are assholes but this one sure is.

[case7691]

@TVsCraigFerguson He's a registered republican and has publicly endorsed republican candidates in the last few national elections. That said, he's still funny

[Skyman46]

@TVsCraigFerguson you mean he's a nazi?

[halifaxx55]

@christopherawesome I know like someone who doesn't believe in global warming when they ARE NOT scientiests or biologists is just STUPID!! like why should I listen to a damn comedian and not a scientsts (shivers)

[georgek412]

@halifaxx55 Not ALL scientists agree on the degree or cause of "global warming" or "climate change" as they now like to call it. There are many legitimate theories out there, and all of them hold water. I prefer to keep my wits about me and remain skeptical of the fear mongering that has been taking place.

[halifaxx55]

@georgek412 A vast majority do and it's not even a theory any more I've been taught that it is a fact and I really don't care what the rest say. And you wanna talk about fear mongering? Like Dennis miller appears on mox news all the time talking about scary Muslims on airports , scary blacks like Shirley sherrod in the NAACP, scary immigrants trying to kill everyone in sight!! Like are you joking!

[georgek412]

@halifaxx55 "I've been taught that it is a fact" ...??? Do you hear yourself? Do you believe everything that you're taught? Do you not question ANYTHING? And if he decides to place the real threat of terrorism (you know, those guys who killed thousands of Americans 9 years ago) over the perceived and debatable threat of "Global Warming" - sorry, "Climate Change" - that is fine with me. To each their own.

I'm not saying that the climate isn't changing; I'm saying that we don't know for sure.

[halifaxx55]

@georgek412 Yes I do believe everything I'm taught!!! You know why because I'm not a fucking geologist!!! ask somebody!!! It's not one person telling me about global warming it's award-winning Ph.D fucking scientists!!! who am I going to believe someone who believes in a 1,000 year old book no one knows who wrote or someone living in today's world. If conservatives don't believe in global warming, yet all of them believe what the BECKoning and rush limblob tell them XD

[DosuZakuKin]

@christopherawesome shut up, this is Craig Ferguson. If you want to be a douche about politics go somewhere else. I'm sick of hearing you people spewing hate on all the guests

[thedonpetrucci]

He's trying too hard...

[Hellen813]

how dare he offend dr who?

[Skyman46]

dennis miller is a hypocritical nazi gay boy.

[TVsCraigFerguson]

@Skyman46 ...in your pants!

[nihlify]

@Skyman46 You realize that this is not an official YT account for the late late show and that you aren't actually talking to Craig Ferguson?

[Skyman46]

@nihlify I knew I wasn't talking to ferguson.