Dane Cook - Degrading Voicemail

[kyledavistv]

douche canoe

[Sarxaphone]

where are the jokes

[TheDestroyerComics]

if you fuckers hate dc so much, why the fuck are you here? just to hate his videos? this has 297 likes and only 23 dislikes, we outnumber you! if your here to troll, then just fuck off and die.

[xXTheSockRockerXx]

@TheDestroyerComics I hate this argument...it is called the comment section not the praise section. People are entitled to their opinion on Cook, why would you get so defensive on behalf of him? Besides...he IS shit. ;)

[maj10311982]

this moron dave cook is suckk!!! ur not funny... mothafucker!!!!!!!! you dickhead... same as your dirty face......

[blackhorse099]

not funny, sorry

[TheDestroyerComics]

dane cook jokes about reality, people hate him to hate and if you hate him so much don't watch his fuckin stand up or the videos on youtube!

[MUNDOM316]

@TheDestroyerComics dane cook is a joke seriously this guy is not funny at all. reality? i have never left a message like that on my friends voicemail its just stupid. & thats what dane cook's comedy is just a bunch of really stupid and really random jokes

[PhantomLyric]

*ahhhh Dane Cook starts out strong but finishes weak. It was funny in the beginning because it was true... now he's talking about changing a bag into a space Shuttle..." What THEEEE fuck? Dane, please don't quit your day j--... wait, yeah, totally quit your day job. You SUCK! (and here comes the hating fans in my inbox)

[Jrocka7x]

Omg; I'm not the only one who said douchbox back then. LOL

[ItzFrostee]

I can't tell the difference between this and the Mad TV Version.

[391001455]

that so true and we are all rush box

[TomboTime]

your FACE is eyehumor. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH XD

[MrShenhai]

Douche space-shuttle! LOL!

[mewman38]

he said douche haha

[xllSupermanllx]

I'll admit, it was funny at first, but after the joke about not answering when they call back it just went downhill

Everyone knows if they get your answering machine or voice mail on a call back they are allowed to lay into you as hard as you did to them

[victimofaguillotine]

@xllSupermanllx very true

[tazer95]

God, Dane Cook fucking sucks.

[hoosiers2030]

@tazer95 so why watch him ?

[tazer95]

@hoosiers2030 I don't watch him. Because I'm on his video does not automatically mean I'm watching it.

[Palmmenon]

@tazer95 Well, it means you either clicked on it or searched it. It can't just randomly pop up.

[tazer95]

@Palmmenon Of course I clicked on it.  I clicked on it to say that Dane Cook sucks.

[Palmmenon]

@tazer95 Proving that either your life is boring or non-existant.

[tazer95]

@Palmmenon That's kind of a weird, blanket statement to make considering that my comment was incredibly arbitrary.

I guess your life is even more boring since you're defending Dane Cook on Youtube comments?

[cubsrule2014]

@tazer95 Hell yea, ill defend dane cook all day. hes a true comedian

[tazer95]

@cubsrule2014 Dane Cook sucks as a comedian, but I get why he's popular as an "entertainer". Bad comedian, good entertainer.

[TheXXkillerXx147]

10 people are douche space shuttles.

[ForBIGMistakes93]

i dont remember this part on VC o,o

[DarkPepson]

I call people Douche baskets, so this made me happy.

[Megacaleb37]

I'm the king of douchebaggery, and I approve this message!

[wolfstar567]

8 people are Douch Spaceshuttles..

[wowwowcrif]

7 people got their douche container upgraded XD

[TheMeezProductions]

@wowwowcrif And the one douche space shuttle :)

[AceManDoC7]

i hate when i read top comments before i see the video and it ruins the fun :(

[gamerpurpledog]

You-you're a fucking douche-space shuttle!

No, that doesn't even count, dude. We're talking about containers. I am NOT a douche-space shuttle

[maglynn13198]

4 peopel are douche spaceshuttles

[StripedNinjaMonkey]

Before he said "douche silo" I knew he was going to say it XD

[mulletpower2009]

3 people are douchespaceshuttles

[maglynn13198]

douche spaceshuttle

[liteashmusic]

@maglynn13198 why`d you write this

[maglynn13198]

@liteashmusic because i could. thats why. XP

[WarriorsBiggestFan2]

"No, that doesn't count. We're talking about containers. I'm not a douche spaceshuttle."

[GeekStinkBreath737]

lmfao its soo true XD

[hnhme]

R.I.P head phone users.....

[LtDrg35]

@noordstation "DOUCHECYLONE"

[Craftfox16]

your a douche trailer ya uh huh i said it

[YsuranAuondril]

lol wow

[02597q]

I do that with my friends :-------D

[DasOmen02]

press 5 6 7 and 8 and you will hear them arguing

[Itsamemario0510]

@DasOmen02 screw that im spam-pressing 1....

[TaraRSMusic]

2 people are a douche space shuttle.

[xXsmexxisweetheartXD]

hahaha thats gr8

[DarkWolfBlood001]

0 people are a douche box.

[brotherjames10]

@DarkWolfBlood001 2 people are douch boxen

[malteckfirewind]

@brotherjames10 u spelled douche wrong :x

[MisuChan88]

@malteckfirewind its the joke from spelling bee he calls the plural for box boxen. You should watch the clip its Very funny!

[BubblesForever1995]

@DarkWolfBlood001 3 people are now.... :3

[CauzWeCan]

@BubblesForever1995 Correction three people are douche silos.

[Drew090111]

@DarkWolfBlood001 *17

[mikejhere]

lmao "na that doesn't even coun't

[pinksunflower100]

I upgraded your douch container. XD