Chuck Norris Tribute

[jerqrokr]

fuck you 9gag

[marreiros7]

Of course chuck norris is not a god... If he was he would appear from nowhere and smash my head against the keyboard.

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[DPwatkykjy]

If you buy Chuck Norris a birthday present you thank him.

[SDHUJSDI5]

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[Thrasherous]

chuck... go to kill 43 faggots

[dilbert113]

fuck chuck fuck chuck fuck chuck fuck chuck fuck chuck fuck chuck fuck chuck fuck chuck an inappropriate yet correct tongue twister

[poopdick333]

get lost, prick. quit fuckin trolling on my video.

[katanawarrior2008]

@poopdick333 Chuck Norris's mother didn't give birth to him, he dug his way out.

[dilbert113]

@poopdick333I HATE CHUCK NORRIS I COULD KICK HIS GAY ASS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK POOPDICK333 A GAY RETARDED USERNAME!

[nicothegreat795]

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[SuperMysticButterfly]

@ebilz1013 take a dick out of your ass troll, chuck norris is great, too great, you have got to be the most idiot on here like hell u think your any better than him fuck u cunt

[tiagandremo]

chuck norris runs on the sun every morning

[Zerodud]

¡oʍʇ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ɹnoʎ pǝsnoɥpunoɹ ʞɔnɥɔ ɟı dn dɯnɥʇ

[uncharted31000]

chuck norris went to hell and killed the devil

[christos7454]

can someone tell me the name of the song at the begin please

[OnThatPowder]

@christos7454 it's the piece of shit song from Chuck Norris' piece of shit tv show. Fuck Chuck

[AdyPem]

Chuck norris can Roundhouse kick you YESTREDAY

[ebilz1013]

chuck norris isn't god face it u fucking assholes take that dick out of your ass and stop making him seem so awesome

[poopdick333]

@ebilz1013 I know he's not God, moron. This is all in good fun and mostly satirical.

[matthijs579]

@poopdick333 he isnt a god?! ofc he is

[dilbert113]

@poopdick333 your a gay ass moron

[poopdick333]

@dilbert113 get the fuck off my video, prick.

[ebilz1013]

@ebilz1013 woops one second somebody knocking on my door

[Psilolouben]

@ebilz1013 of course he isn't god..chuck norris EXISTS!!

[Mrangusthecow]

@ebilz1013 holy shit dude u gotta watch out! chuck Norris will rape you!

[SaltySpoons777]

@ebilz1013

Of course he's not god. Chuck is way to powerful to be compared to such a weakling.

[scagish]

Chuck Norris doesn't act, he let his movies be awesome by itself...

[MaghonBarkley]

42 people were roundhouse kicked to death by Chuck Norris.

[kokowe1998]

he don't need any tributs!he just exists!

[xXGr1mRe4p0rXx]

chuck norris can roundhouse kick with his fists...

[guesswho2140]

chuck norris is gay and he got his ass handed to him by bruce lee he is a shit actor who cant live up to mos of the martial arts he does and he takes it up the ass

[poopdick333]

@guesswho2140 well considering this is april 1st, this better be a fucking april fools joke. chuck enjoys humor so i'm assuming he'll let you slide...this time.

[guesswho2140]

@poopdick333 no hes a fucking ass banidit and he deffonatley got his ass kicked by bruce lee who is faster stronger straighter and more stylish than that gay prick chuck norris and its the 2nd of april now so fuck you and chuck norris

[poopdick333]

@guesswho2140 okay i was trying to be funny and nice about you making an ignorant comment, but since you've got a fucking dick shoved up your ass, i guess i'll let you know what i really think. if you don't like chuck norris, why the fuck are you searching for him? get the fuck out of here and quit trolling on my video, you fucking prick. and while you're at it, learn how to fucking spell and go back to third grade you piece of shit. and while you're at THAT, go jump off a fucking bridge.

[guesswho2140]

@poopdick333 hahahahaa ok i dont give a shit if you want to be nice the comment wasnt ignorant it was thought about and anolised and i aint got a dick up my ass ive got my dick in your mums ass while were at that your sister is being fucked by your dad and while they are at that the dog is fucking your grandmother while they are at that your sucking chucks dick deep throat even though your not gay you worship him that mutch you fucking freak FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!

[poopdick333]

@guesswho2140 FUCKING OWNED? really? my ten year old cousin could have come up with something more creative than that. once again, your comment proves how much of a moron you are. and by the way, i don't worship him, jackass. this video was simply made for fun, i don't understand why you insist on taking everything so literally. this video was put up to be funny. if you don't like it that's cool, i don't give a rat's ass. i simply responded (jokingly, no less) to your comment. you can go to hell

[easkateman]

"If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list."

[lane7330]

if somebody in here say Chuck Norris is a god... then Jesus must be his brother...Jesus Norris..

[utubechatroom]

Chuck Norris attributes his athletic ability and toughness to the teasing he endured due to his birthname: Chuckleberry. He also... (Editor's Note: The writer could not finish due to a roundhouse kick to the ear by a blonde and brown blur that appeared to be Chuckleberry Nor...)

[AleksMaric1]

We are all a bit Chuck Norris

[THAREALJBILLA]

His beard once brought a beached whale back to life.....

[wapplesauce]

after i saw this video my penis was bigger

[Drago2600]

Chuck norris masterbates at mach 1, it's not the sound barrier, just chuck's nut.

[168anonymous]

41 people are dead

[MultiGreat1]

Chuck Norris is the worst martial artist/ fighter this world has ever seen by a mile.

[MultiMarko55]

@MultiGreat1 you better start running.

[RebornGodWesker]

If you look at Chuck Norris through 3D glasses, he will appear in 12D, and you will die, go to Heaven, and die again

[Doylerization]

My friend said chuck norris is a fag next day i seen him he had a broking arm

[elamayhem]

When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris

[Iwantwowserver]

In Soviet Russia..Chuck Norris removed by Comment..but we all know that chuck is invincible, indestructable, un-hurtable, un-touchable (except if he lets), so this comment hasn't got any sense...and why am i wearing a bunny suit? o.O

[Th3M3rwin]

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[MOGOTP]

My penis is 4ft long now! Thanks Mr. Norris!!!

[smellmyclock]

when chuck norris had sex in a truck, some of his -fluids- got inside the truck. We now call this truck Optimus Prime

[MultiArmageddon]

@smellmyclock lmfao

[cpms5151]

bullets are to scared to hit chuck norris

[arm8200]

0:43 Chuck Norris saw a fly on that guy's car window.

[DaveyCasterlineMusic]

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[Sims3Ki11ahBadBoyZ]

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[yoga680]

god said: "let it be light", chuck norris said: "say please"

[68kenton]

I asked the man who invented martial arts he said chuck noris i said i thought it was bruce lee and he slapped me!

[agarside1000]

Everyone who has watched this video has recieved the praise of chuck norris and now has a 4 ft penis

[Sithguy77]

Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun. All he needs is his finger

[Iwantwowserver]

@Sithguy77 no..he just need to think to kill...

[raider8sox]

Im Scared!, Haha!

[futbol023]

chuck Norris set the new fastest land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and back tire.

[poopdick333]

40 assholes better check their closets before they go to bed every night for the rest of their lives. chuck knows all.

[soulgazer014]

@poopdick333 (about the 40 people and the closets)

But that wouldn't really help them, they would just know who killed them a couple seconds sooner.....

[dilbert113]

@poopdick333 you better check your closet......... FOR MICHAEL JACKSON!

[poopdick333]

@dilbert113 too bad he is fuckin dead! chuck is still alive and kickin'....ASS THAT IS!

[reboklonklang]

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[ULTIMATEBROLY1]

chuck norris is the ONLY 1 who can kick someone n the back of the face wtf

[solcario2]

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris is unable to send his roundhouse kicks across the fabric of time, however he IS able to perform this action across parallel dimentions and once, just for fun, roundhouse kicked his own ass

[Magnum49r]

Norris removed my comment 

[adamtr1121]

chuck is a good actor

[Superchickenman159]

chuck norris can do a wheelie with a unicycle

[parker2hip320]

CHUCK NORRIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY GOD!!!!!!

[GaByAnDjAsOn]

will roundhouse kick for food.lol.

[daevildude45]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

[psnplyerhard26]

lol conan got his ass whoped

[xC4PT41NxClan]

Chuck Norris like's his meat so rare, that he only eats unicorns!

[Toki52]

Chuck's cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.

[darkslide730]

chuck norris himself is his tribute

[kk2261]

It is

[kk2261]

Chuck Norris doesn't need a watch he decides what time he was. When he donates blood to red cross he ask for a gun and bucket not the veil

[9TailedFox344]

he really is a badass

[adamtr1121]

haha awesome video

[charmednick]

What is the song at the very end, ty in advance

[doomside57]

@charmednick

It's Carmina Burana by Carl Orff. In the UK it's known as the Old Spice aftershave music from a TV advert

[MrAkuma125]

lol hold up, was that conan o'brien??

[ineedtolvlup12]

10bill solar booms = half a chuck norris round house kick

[krishnbimanagar]

Chuck Norris ain't his name... He is Chuck Norris

[MDIVISIONRULES]

An undead legend.

[rafhael024]

chuck norris doesn't need to sun bait in to the beach

he goes directly to the sun

[balalazs]

ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[00BIGBADWOLF00]

chuck norris CAN believe its not butter!

[tender121995]

His name is Chuck...and he's a norris

[derusted]

he ate metal Chunks and he became over nourished!

[derusted]

he ate metal chunks and he became over nourished!

[arvind4415]

Chuck Norris round-house kicks a Cow every times he needs butter..And the cow spurts butter out of the udder instead of milk!!!

[kinggm21]

Chuck Norris doesn`t wear a watch he decides what time it is

[davejew01]

Before the boogey man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

[Xnothinbetter2dewX]

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses

[sixfouimpala]

when the hulk gets mad he turns into chuck norris

[thelordrvm]

Chuck Norris have hims own Marcial Art....... really

[MegaChuckNorrisFan]

Check out my account and look it over subscribe!!!!

[smokenthatbomb]

chuck norris is the reason that I am hiding

[RedWingfan1263]

hahaha, poor Conan.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[cosmicblast]

FAR EAST MEETS WEST? nah!!! Martial Arts belongs to the Asians chuck always looked TOO MUCH like a member of the BBQ pit boys...

[ZeroRebirthFC187]

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

[xdarkmanXx]

chuck norris was the first westerner to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master but i think he was the first in the wolrd :D

[nikolaydimov]

Does He sing here?

[sebseb1]

good job there was a random wall of cardboard boxes for that guy to jump into to

[republicankevinkim]

Was Chuck Norris beating the crap out of Conan O'Brien? Hilarious!

[xxlonestarxchickxx]

when you crack open an russian nesting doll, chuck norris stays the same, but gets smaller and tougher!!

[slamshotstudios]

Chuck Norris created God, told him to create the Universe, and God did as he was told.

[gerbilftw]

Chuck Norris is a GOD!

[General22]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[aaronolisrocks]

My history teacher said Chuck Norris cant act..

Everybody said Booooo!! to her for 30 mins!

[DCakaElfboy]

You should of giving her a chuck norris roud house special

[DCakaElfboy]

round house crap left out the n damit

[killingfrenzy1993]

@aaronolisrocks Then she died by a mysterious force......

[juanclos93]

@aaronolisrocks Your history teacher will be history!

[samusRulz]

@aaronolisrocks That's because Chuck Norris doesn't act. Walker, Texas Ranger was a documentary.

[TheNexusBiggestThing]

@aaronolisrocks chuck wasn't acting... they entered in his house and secretaly filmed him

[skiwsbg]

@aaronolisrocks maybe your techer just mean that he ain't actin he is just as real as in life :)

[flircat]

Chuck Norris: a wonderful person above all. That should be enought, but he was also a GREAT Karate Champion and an excellent entertainer. Who can ask more of a human being. Thanks Chuck!

[cue1555]

besides all these other comments, this the realest comment i ever heard of chuck norris

[flamegod108]

Some people wear superman pujamas... super man wears chuck norris pujamas

[garfunkel34]

In the Movie "The Lord of the Rings" Chuck Norris had to double Gandalf in the scene when he was Blowing the Ship with his pipe!

[jravindran77]

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he just stands out side and dares it to grow

[WhiteWolfix]

When god said let there be light Chuck Norris made him say please.

[Browser3585]

If you dont love Chuck Norris. . . .then get the fuck out!

[TheOriginalSourBanan]

there is no theory of evolution only animals chuck allowed to live

[Morenob]

Fuk 2012 the world is gonna and when chuck norris say so

[Themaskedchristian77]

Chuck norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

[tutosrapidos]

god is tha chuck norris son

[rmysterio80]

Chuck Norris's is the reason the dinosaurs are extinct

[SupremeManiac92]

When chuck norris jumps into the water he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris.

[rchirrick]

jesus can walk on water chuck norris can swim thrue land

[sammy1233214]

Chuck Norris CAN Believe its not butter

[Back4Fungame]

omg where is this last clip from? cause it rly looks epic xD

[arnisjutsus]

if chuck norris stares at you, YOUR SHADOW WILL RUN

[adamtr1121]

awesome

[nollllllllen]

lol hes really ugly :D

[MasterplanMan]

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands!

[shawnmichaelssweet]

Titanic has not fallen because he crashed into rock. It just earned Chuck's roundhouse kick

[pisimau]

HelllYeah! Chuck rulz ^__^

[SentaMentalJimmy]

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, now they're just the Islands....

[Jarvie1313]

HAHAHA

[NeriusLT]

epic badass...

[YuGiOhGXJadenYuki]

will round house kick you for food lol Chuck Norris is the man ^_^

[ibfuckd]

make fun of norris !!

bad move conan

[Thefallenraptor]

Moses, Jesus and Chuck sit around a campfire and Moses and Jesus start to fight who has better powers Moses says: I split the sea into two and led the Jews out of slavery, Jesus says: I walked on water and fed 5000 people with 2 fishes and 5 breads. And all the time these two are fighting Chuck Norris is organizing hot woods and coal with his dick xDDDD

[veerleke]

hahahahaha i loved this comment!!!!!!

[Psycnosis]

Bruce Lee made Chuck Norris, he is the legacy of the master.

[AnneCaroline23]

The master of Master ^^

Love chuck

[NinjaJon182]

Chuck Norris was born in a Cabin, that he built with his bare hands.

[Chuckkickofficial]

This is HOT!

[redmatrixman]

fuck you with you... speechs...

[almike23]

when Chuck Norris takes a bath, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water turns into Chuck Norris.

[xTripDaFlipx]

chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. x

[xjonasx123]

chuck norris does not read a book he stares it down till he gets the information he wants :D

[xTripDaFlipx]

Chuck norris doesnt wear condoms.............there is no protection from chuck norris!!! x

[songoku350]

Chuck Norris can kill a person 5 times before they hit the ground.

[marko308]

When Mary was giving birth to Jesus, Chuck Norris came out

[12ragoschkema]

Chuck norris can eat just one lay's potato chip 0.0

[12ragoschkema]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

[TangoDancerGirl4Life]

The problem with living in Arizona is that all the men think they are Chuck Norris...:/

[dezzitt13]

theyre gonna get pwn3d by u know who

[TangoDancerGirl4Life]

I am sure they are :)

[pommpell]

Now that's something you don't see every day.

Some brightside decided to leave a bunch of boxes stacked ontop of eachother in the middle of a hallway, blocking the entire thing!

Wonder why...

[mrh3tic]

0.40 omfg ownage

[JTV84]

chuck norris ate iron man and shat him out as an ipod.

[alphamaim]

chuck owes all his fame and fortune to Bruce lee. It was Bruce lee who expose him to the world that kick start his acting career. He pay his respect to bruce by visiting his grave every year.

[CollectiveFury]

You are a good youtuber.

[flircat]

Well I don't believe Chucks owes all to Bruce Lee for being exposed to cinema. Remember Chuck had been a 7 time in a row World Karate Champion and well known at that. Bruce was not. And Chuck already had plans to move to entertainment soon after his final pro-fights in 1973. He was an excellent friend of Bruce Lee, they respected each others' art and professionalism.

[MandoFett1138]

Poor Poor Conan O'Brien. That is why his show got cancelled the host was dead and Chuck said no to the host offer. Reports say "I have too many faces to break with my foot, too many lives to take, and too many widows to satisfy.