This movie is nothing but a con job. The casting was like a for a clothing commercial. The camera work was boring especially any thing in the first 10 minutes can be skipped. This cut pretty much was my entire impression of the movie thanks to my fast forward button. I didnt miss a thing. Super8 was a royal cheeze too. JJ Abrams, your name sucks.
@Mrarmageddonzombies No, she actually does explode there, in slow-mo you can see her whole body expand and blow up. It was a very intense moment, because I wasn't expecting anything like that.
No, I had a good day! I just saw signs, cloverfield, borat, titanic, i am legend and the mist all in break neck of about 30 sec give or take a few for the openings. Plus I wasn't eaten by some freaky alien from another planet XD
A stickler for precision I see. Dude it's not meant to be taken seriously, it just sounds a lot better than "Blahblahblah summed up in a small amount of time that's usually less than a minute".
There's just something about this movie that's so unique! I love it! It opened a whole new trend of movie-making on youtube. They proved it's okay to film monsters with a hand held camcorder as long as the steady feature is turned on.
i like cloverfield , but everytime i see the end , where this monster sneak up behind them in the middle of the central parl , i wonder whats now going on?!
Is this a giant , trained ninja monster assasin , or these three guys are just blind?
This is the only thing that is weird in cloverfield
Quarantine sucked hairy dick it was a bad REMAKE REC is where its at and if you don't want to see it just because you don't understand it/hate subtitles...i feel sorry for you it's a great movie.
actually this was really good, it gives a detailed 5 second summary of the movie, it shows good stuff, you put a pun in and it is and it isn't quite the same as watching it full lenght...they could sort of use it as trailer themselves even :D
I liked cloverfield, but that monster was seriously targeting those people. It was like he knew where the fuck they'd be and show up like a uninvited party guest.
That's because the Cloverfield monster was a baby. It probably thought the group was it's family (pod...herd...school...whatever groups of Cloverfields travel in). I'm pretty sure when it ate Hud, it was just trying to breast feed. Poor, confused, little guy =-(
If you saw this movie, the video is even funnier. And I saw the movie. The movie was pointless. Now it has a point: You have to watch it in order to understand this video. Now my life is fulfilled.. Thanks. That was funny. ROFLMAO!
That's all? Don't get me wrong, but I don't think it was worth a movie is all. You can't do much with it. Either that, or I should stop critiquing others' videos, on account of being a nitpicker. (O but this vid was gewd)
fuck you bad line great movie. Although the only thing that actually makes it special is the fact that it was shot with a home digital camera, and that's it's only selling point. Other than that it's just a sameold sameold movie I guess. But it was decent.
i dont get scared easily and this movie scared the crap out of me... realistically shot, the acting may hav sucked but do real people "act"...real people act like idiots....thats why this is an accurate portrayal....good job
yeah, pretty realistic movie, but scary? I get so freaking scary easily, when i was a kid a was scared only by watching "the mask" with Jim Carrey. So, no its no scary, but the adrenaline is there in the whole movie (expect for the 30 minutes of boring party time)
this was....far more entertaining then the movie that spawned it
OmeQuicksilver 2 months ago
This movie is nothing but a con job. The casting was like a for a clothing commercial. The camera work was boring especially any thing in the first 10 minutes can be skipped. This cut pretty much was my entire impression of the movie thanks to my fast forward button. I didnt miss a thing. Super8 was a royal cheeze too. JJ Abrams, your name sucks.
Nexstarcrazyness 2 months ago
Just shake the camera violently and that pretty much sums it up.
thewarlord333 2 months ago
Damn right she did..
Zikomo7 3 months ago
Could have just shown someone having an seizure.
JohnnyC133 4 months ago
That wasn't five seconds at all
RobCoxxy 4 months ago
@RobCoxxy It's a concept, not a rule...fucktard
DiGiacobbeDMT 4 months ago
@DiGiacobbeDMT Clue's in the name, fuckwad.
RobCoxxy 4 months ago
@RobCoxxy Ok.
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0:12 was scary!
LtMcMidget003 4 months ago
0:14 was scary!
LtMcMidget003 4 months ago
and thats how they shoulda done it the FIRST TIME! HOLLYWOOD GET TI RIGHT LEARN FROM YOUTUBE!
Seofangurl 4 months ago
I actually thought this was one, of if not the best, handicam movie out there.
maxbie123 5 months ago 2
@maxbie123 Paranormal Activity, The Blair Witch Project.....
Cryer24597 4 months ago
hy the fuck is ''chocolate rain'' the next video? o.o
louiseRank 5 months ago
the ending to this movie was HOOORRIBLE!
jsbroadcasts 6 months ago
@jsbroadcasts What else do you expect??
mac19971 6 months ago
lol electronics store seen was the only good part of the movie
KilIstreak 6 months ago
"I had a good day"
#LOL
chatoYmani 6 months ago
these actually are the most important scenes lol
ktm5194 6 months ago 2
@Mrarmageddonzombies No, she actually does explode there, in slow-mo you can see her whole body expand and blow up. It was a very intense moment, because I wasn't expecting anything like that.
hastati4 6 months ago
Who here STILL feels the need to fast forward beyond the title card for a 20-second clip?
mphello 7 months ago
@Mrarmageddonzombies military shooter her cos she was bite and infectet^^
Jericho2507 7 months ago
That camera shake... PISSES ME OFF!!!!
SmitheyJenkins 7 months ago
yep... that just about sums it all up...
I had a good day
XanWotomaki2 7 months ago
GET OUT OF THE ELECTRONICS STORE AND INTO THE CHOPPA ...wish they put that line in :(.
Thechangerofways 7 months ago
"I had a good day!"
No, I had a good day! I just saw signs, cloverfield, borat, titanic, i am legend and the mist all in break neck of about 30 sec give or take a few for the openings. Plus I wasn't eaten by some freaky alien from another planet XD
StrawRabbi 7 months ago
I havent seen the exploding woman :./
Neitss59139 7 months ago
Cloverfield was great. Only the ending sucked.
Johnjohns2266 7 months ago
LOL... That actually pretty much sums it up........
HallowsReign23 7 months ago 15
0:19 is missing
VizipapHUN 7 months ago
i had a good day :3
danelo13 8 months ago
it was a good movie, just didnt like the ending too much
MrDutchman97 8 months ago
48 people got eaten.
darkfalco1094 8 months ago
thats a long 5 seconds.
TheDippaDappa 8 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOL *Monster destroying bridge* *Monster eating people* *Monster eating you* "I had a good day"
me: *facepalm*
SuperSolaris29 8 months ago 3
i honestly did not know this movie exsisted when i made my channal lol :3
cloverfield910 9 months ago 3
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This is an great movie
megamanx1291 9 months ago
That was longer than 5 seconds! lol
283kieran 9 months ago
It was an AMAZING MOVIE!!!! Until the ending, it was the worst ending I have ever seen. just BOOM and everyone's dead XD
tehwho1138 9 months ago
cloverfield in 5 seconds:
this movie sucked
i saved you guys 90 minutes
BLOODMONEY2121 9 months ago
SHIT GETTING REAL IN NEW YORK, WHERE SHIT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO DOWN IN MONSTER/SCI FI MOVIES.
That's for people that don't want to watch the video.
Madvillane 10 months ago
wow, like cutting together all scenes in witch you actually could see the monster
DerOrk 10 months ago
I hate all these "A movie in 5 seconds" cuz they are never really 5 seconds :E
wovnHD 10 months ago
@wovnHD
A stickler for precision I see. Dude it's not meant to be taken seriously, it just sounds a lot better than "Blahblahblah summed up in a small amount of time that's usually less than a minute".
minutemuse 10 months ago
@minutemuse Soz
wovnHD 10 months ago
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i actually puked while watching this film
daytona6501 11 months ago
There's just something about this movie that's so unique! I love it! It opened a whole new trend of movie-making on youtube. They proved it's okay to film monsters with a hand held camcorder as long as the steady feature is turned on.
AMuseSingWorld 11 months ago 4
@AMuseSingWorld If you mean what "The Blair Witch Project" did in 1999 NINE YEARS before this movie, then yes it's pretty "unique".
TheMechaBlue 10 months ago
0:17 reminded me that I was watching this in pc world
sockschappercat 11 months ago
I thought this movie was a nice little change to the usual Godzilla films (who was retired at the time anyway) and the god awful AvP movies.
RandomShinigami7 11 months ago
This Movie Sucked Like Hell
froggy0113 11 months ago
@froggy0113 You have such a bad like for movies.
kingofportugal555 11 months ago
WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE ELECTRONICS STORE
BobDole3005 1 year ago
@BobDole3005
what?! but i need batteries!
its not like the cameras going to keep running without any need for new batteries or me deciding to turn the camera off!
THAT JUST DOESNT HAPPEN!
:p
kingjcare121 1 year ago
1.click 'play'
2.keep pressing 5
nomnomnom!!
blackcamcorder 1 year ago
yeah thats pretty much it.
blackcamcorder 1 year ago
Five seconds later: :D
ElectricFeraligatr 1 year ago
36 people failed to leave the electronics store.
MeatloafBomb 1 year ago 3
liked the part where they all where ´AAAAA`
RimshotKiller 1 year ago
but you forgot about when hud talks about flaming hobo's :(
SuperSpike64 1 year ago
But that was 10 seconds...
xEtchiSketchx 1 year ago
IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE ELECTRONICS STORE
Pizzachu1 1 year ago 83
@Pizzachu1 lol
noface181 1 year ago
Guys, it's time to leave the electronics store.
Kurutomic 1 year ago
I had a great day
RaptorJesus400 1 year ago
I had a good day! LOL
99ThEGR8One 1 year ago 2
I know the monster seems to follow them, but seriously who the fuck wants to watch a monster movie where nothing happens!?
AnimeBirdhouse 1 year ago
@AnimeBirdhouse One of the main characters gets eaten by the monster.
ShagidelicBaby 1 year ago
@ShagidelicBaby The alcoholic gets blown up.
xXdeathmagnetic97Xx 11 months ago
Must have been a great fucking day... just saying
sargonmoroku 1 year ago
0:13. mmNOM!
mierzhen 1 year ago
this and ROGUE are my favorite movies.
LegoCustoms555 1 year ago
this is so accurate
irvykinneas 1 year ago
I had a good day
Aeroz189 1 year ago
0.0 at 0:13 i was scared. bad....alienthingy!
jochempowerrr 1 year ago
At the end when it shows them on the Ferris wheel and u see something black fall into the sea in the background, that made this movie good
sirstarwars 1 year ago
@sirstarwars lol i don't see it even if i replay it 1000 times
heatherstar87 1 year ago
i like cloverfield , but everytime i see the end , where this monster sneak up behind them in the middle of the central parl , i wonder whats now going on?!
Is this a giant , trained ninja monster assasin , or these three guys are just blind?
This is the only thing that is weird in cloverfield
KarzackofGaurwaith 1 year ago
EVERYONE DIES
FlyGuy0120 1 year ago
@FlyGuy0120 No they don't
thedudecalledpj 1 year ago
Quarantine sucked hairy dick it was a bad REMAKE REC is where its at and if you don't want to see it just because you don't understand it/hate subtitles...i feel sorry for you it's a great movie.
f123456789knvm 1 year ago
This was the first "scary" movie I've ever seen. And it didn't really scare me that bad.
NinjaTuna4 1 year ago
LOL
slipperywhenwet5 1 year ago
i laughed pretty hard when that bitch's head blew up
TechnoxHeadxStudios 1 year ago
@TechnoxHeadxStudios it was actually her torso...
untiltheend22 1 year ago
finally a cloverfield video, where are the comments NOT from the HATERS
Stormbubi 1 year ago
Busy day....
F22RaptorDude 1 year ago
plz... if i used the Spirt Bomb that thing would be dead in a second!
Assassin93021 1 year ago
The only thing i didn't like about this movie was that the Marines could have killed that thing in like 5 seconds
KickenItOldSchool 1 year ago
I want to find the one where the guy kept saying "ROB!"
bananian 1 year ago
actually this was really good, it gives a detailed 5 second summary of the movie, it shows good stuff, you put a pun in and it is and it isn't quite the same as watching it full lenght...they could sort of use it as trailer themselves even :D
coz752 1 year ago
Now THAT'S a good day.
scarhunter92 1 year ago
woaah theres a lotta shit goin down in cloverfield ;]
mjsf235 1 year ago
"I had a good day!"
ShadesAtKnight 1 year ago
i had the best day.
Dominionlord 1 year ago
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Best day ever.
sawjac13 1 year ago
No...it's NEVER a good time to leave the electronics store.
kippis05 1 year ago 5
lol i had a good day
DanielConnor235 1 year ago
That was a fun day, your friends dying and the camera recording this but no1 found it.
ExtremeAllianceClan 1 year ago
this movie was kickass hope the sequel be as same kickass like this one
GetzuCero 1 year ago
I can't find the version where it shows all the scenes of the guy saying "Rob!". that one was hilarious.
bananian 1 year ago
lol what u want to do today**
Boom!
screams!!
ppl ruining!!
lady head blows Boom!!!!
screaming!
monster eat camera guy nom nom nom nom!!!
i hade fun today :D
sonicxlc123 1 year ago
The acting sucked, it gave me a headache, it stole my money, and I wanted to kill the director. All in all another day a the movies.
Jamez773 1 year ago
i had a good day.
ThePivotPivot 1 year ago
lol i hade a good day
Matthew23sorta 1 year ago
It's a good MONSTER movie, not a good movie in general. I was very entertained, I'll give it that.
ShadowKey101 2 years ago 76
hey, if a movie entertains, then it has done its job (besides bringing in money that is)
ShifterMax 2 years ago 65
@ShifterMax
There are many opinions on that sir :D
Bruntti 11 months ago
@ShifterMax God Americans are so shallow. how the f did this stupid statement get thumbs up?
bierbuik 9 months ago
@ShadowKey101 extremely intelligent comment. the godfather is also a good gangster movie, but it fails as a romance.
Tiramisumandeln 9 months ago
when is the sequel to cloverfield coming out
JackrProductions 2 years ago 5
might not
iloukinwe 2 years ago
haha
Victoria96Tory 2 years ago
hahaha good one.
allenrw3 2 years ago
Woo, now I don't have to watch it! :D
dAforgetful01 2 years ago 5
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Cloverfield is the best movie ever.
xEpicPyrox 2 years ago
i wouldn't go so far as to call it "the best movie ever" but it is a damn good monster movie.
allenrw3 2 years ago 2
I wouldn't call that a good day
GothGaara92 2 years ago
i agree thats a pretty shitty day
MagicEye117 2 years ago 3
0:10 WHAT THE!
Sanana135 2 years ago
If you have seen the movie, you would know what happened
UnicycleFilms 2 years ago
lol ok
Sanana135 2 years ago
HUD!!!!
HUD!
HUD?!?!?
HUD!!
that was the whole movie haha
omgcamlolz 2 years ago 3
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
crewracer7 2 years ago
haha, that movie sucked
footbagdude7 2 years ago
@footbagdude7 better than the remake of godzilla now that was shit
SamuraiPie8111 2 years ago
LOL
ivehearditallbefore 2 years ago
"I had a good day. :D"
pumpkinbot 2 years ago
I liked cloverfield, but that monster was seriously targeting those people. It was like he knew where the fuck they'd be and show up like a uninvited party guest.
zenisuke 2 years ago 98
Oh hai guys, can I join ur partey? =)
ShifterMax 2 years ago 82
lmao!
ResidentEvil5Guy 2 years ago
@ShifterMax NO! *starts noobtubing you to death*
aelita12345678910 1 year ago
@zenisuke maybe the fat girl summoned demons out of her rage for not being invited....how dare they not invite me those bastards!
liberator279 1 year ago
@zenisuke its a she.
jamesXXy2k 1 year ago
@zenisuke He was pissed off he didn't get an invite.
Colest503 1 year ago
@zenisuke
That's because the Cloverfield monster was a baby. It probably thought the group was it's family (pod...herd...school...whatever groups of Cloverfields travel in). I'm pretty sure when it ate Hud, it was just trying to breast feed. Poor, confused, little guy =-(
personM4N 10 months ago
good idea, but i think the timing was off or something, nice try
camisadokiller666 2 years ago
the pretty much was all the action shots lol, no really that was it. hahahahahaha kinda bad onces you see it like this
newm123 2 years ago
lol
jfoley715 2 years ago
Yep, that's it.
Perszeusz 2 years ago
Why is your comment thumbed down?
Jumpi95 2 years ago
LOL "i had a good day, even though i lost and arm,ey and goign to die by infection"
Saberburst21 2 years ago 2
If you saw this movie, the video is even funnier. And I saw the movie. The movie was pointless. Now it has a point: You have to watch it in order to understand this video. Now my life is fulfilled.. Thanks. That was funny. ROFLMAO!
Gallantgal 2 years ago 2
If you thought the movie itself was pointless then you're probably right but you're obviously missing the entire idea of what the film is.
tyrannasaurasalan 2 years ago
oh, what's the entire idea, then? (sorry if that sounded smart-assy, i tried really hard to make it not sound that way)
Gallantgal 2 years ago
The idea is that they are in the middle of some crisis and you are witnessing it first hand and np lol.
tyrannasaurasalan 2 years ago
That's all? Don't get me wrong, but I don't think it was worth a movie is all. You can't do much with it. Either that, or I should stop critiquing others' videos, on account of being a nitpicker. (O but this vid was gewd)
Gallantgal 2 years ago
i had a good day lmao
zapata7802 2 years ago
the way it was filmed was ment to seem like you where there or are watching a tape from someone who was there
cashcrew666 2 years ago
FWAAAHAHA its time to leave the electronics store!
HaleyCatScratch 2 years ago 8
LMAO @ we gotta get out of here, its time to leave the electronics store.
Fuzzy6405yahoocom 2 years ago 5
hehe ^^
painkilleremil 2 years ago
Hilarious
rcoolcars 2 years ago
lol thats so true
2litersam 2 years ago
that was basically the whole movie...
victortorres 2 years ago 2
lol
petrolacosaurus 2 years ago
fuck you bad line great movie. Although the only thing that actually makes it special is the fact that it was shot with a home digital camera, and that's it's only selling point. Other than that it's just a sameold sameold movie I guess. But it was decent.
arandomperson3 2 years ago
The movie was O.K, it doesn't deserve some kind of award or anything.
brohouzer 2 years ago
also the movie gave me a headache.(moving camera ftl.)
EbonMaster 2 years ago 2
WIMP
peeeons 2 years ago
not as bad as some people though, I know people who actually threw up while watching this.
EbonMaster 2 years ago
Yeah I loved the film. My aunt threw up watching this :P
Caboose1495 2 years ago
lol the people were so stupid in this movie.
EbonMaster 2 years ago
rofl the ending is hilarious *shows all the bad clips* 'I had a good day! :)"
0op00n3d02 3 years ago 11
It seems the master of these is guywithglaasses. Who is this man?
uttergizza 3 years ago
that was pretty much the whooole movie
RoyalSilence 3 years ago
well that summed up a pretty awesome film
CrazT729 3 years ago 4
thats my fave movie EVER!!!!! lol
jkhignri123 3 years ago 3
"we got to get out of here its time to leave thr electronics store"
lol!!!!!!
GodzillaBoyNY 3 years ago 8
lmao bravo bravo!
arteaga911 3 years ago
lmfao
TheBigDeeDeeDee 3 years ago
i dont get scared easily and this movie scared the crap out of me... realistically shot, the acting may hav sucked but do real people "act"...real people act like idiots....thats why this is an accurate portrayal....good job
yankeesrule587 3 years ago 22
yeah, pretty realistic movie, but scary? I get so freaking scary easily, when i was a kid a was scared only by watching "the mask" with Jim Carrey. So, no its no scary, but the adrenaline is there in the whole movie (expect for the 30 minutes of boring party time)
Phriktion1992 3 years ago 7