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  • this was....far more entertaining then the movie that spawned it

  • This movie is nothing but a con job. The casting was like a for a clothing commercial. The camera work was boring especially any thing in the first 10 minutes can be skipped. This cut pretty much was my entire impression of the movie thanks to my fast forward button. I didnt miss a thing. Super8 was a royal cheeze too. JJ Abrams, your name sucks.

  • Just shake the camera violently and that pretty much sums it up.

  • Damn right she did..

  • Could have just shown someone having an seizure.

  • That wasn't five seconds at all

  • @RobCoxxy It's a concept, not a rule...fucktard 

  • @DiGiacobbeDMT Clue's in the name, fuckwad.

  • @RobCoxxy Ok.

  • 0:14 was scary!

  • and thats how they shoulda done it the FIRST TIME! HOLLYWOOD GET TI RIGHT LEARN FROM YOUTUBE!

  • I actually thought this was one, of if not the best, handicam movie out there.

  • @maxbie123 Paranormal Activity, The Blair Witch Project.....

  • hy the fuck is ''chocolate rain'' the next video? o.o

  • the ending to this movie was HOOORRIBLE!

  • @jsbroadcasts What else do you expect??

  • lol electronics store seen was the only good part of the movie

  • "I had a good day"

    #LOL

  • these actually are the most important scenes lol

  • @Mrarmageddonzombies No, she actually does explode there, in slow-mo you can see her whole body expand and blow up. It was a very intense moment, because I wasn't expecting anything like that.

  • Who here STILL feels the need to fast forward beyond the title card for a 20-second clip?

  • @Mrarmageddonzombies military shooter her cos she was bite and infectet^^

  • That camera shake... PISSES ME OFF!!!!

  • yep... that just about sums it all up...

    I had a good day

  • GET OUT OF THE ELECTRONICS STORE AND INTO THE CHOPPA ...wish they put that line in :(.

  • "I had a good day!"

    No, I had a good day! I just saw signs, cloverfield, borat, titanic, i am legend and the mist all in break neck of about 30 sec give or take a few for the openings. Plus I wasn't eaten by some freaky alien from another planet XD

  • I havent seen the exploding woman :./

  • Cloverfield was great. Only the ending sucked.

  • LOL... That actually pretty much sums it up........

  • 0:19 is missing

  • i had a good day :3

  • it was a good movie, just didnt like the ending too much

  • 48 people got eaten.

  • thats a long 5 seconds.

  • LOLOLOLOLOL *Monster destroying bridge* *Monster eating people* *Monster eating you* "I had a good day"

    me: *facepalm*

  • i honestly did not know this movie exsisted when i made my channal lol :3

  • That was longer than 5 seconds! lol

  • It was an AMAZING MOVIE!!!! Until the ending, it was the worst ending I have ever seen. just BOOM and everyone's dead XD

  • cloverfield in 5 seconds:

    this movie sucked

    i saved you guys 90 minutes

  • SHIT GETTING REAL IN NEW YORK, WHERE SHIT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO DOWN IN MONSTER/SCI FI MOVIES.

    That's for people that don't want to watch the video.

  • wow, like cutting together all scenes in witch you actually could see the monster

  • I hate all these "A movie in 5 seconds" cuz they are never really 5 seconds :E

  • @wovnHD

    A stickler for precision I see. Dude it's not meant to be taken seriously, it just sounds a lot better than "Blahblahblah summed up in a small amount of time that's usually less than a minute".

  • @minutemuse Soz

  • There's just something about this movie that's so unique! I love it! It opened a whole new trend of movie-making on youtube. They proved it's okay to film monsters with a hand held camcorder as long as the steady feature is turned on.

  • @AMuseSingWorld If you mean what "The Blair Witch Project" did in 1999 NINE YEARS before this movie, then yes it's pretty "unique".

  • 0:17 reminded me that I was watching this in pc world

  • I thought this movie was a nice little change to the usual Godzilla films (who was retired at the time anyway) and the god awful AvP movies.

  • This Movie Sucked Like Hell

  • @froggy0113 You have such a bad like for movies.

  • WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE ELECTRONICS STORE

  • @BobDole3005

    what?! but i need batteries!

    its not like the cameras going to keep running without any need for new batteries or me deciding to turn the camera off!

    THAT JUST DOESNT HAPPEN!

    :p

  • 1.click 'play'

    2.keep pressing 5

    nomnomnom!!

  • yeah thats pretty much it.

  • Five seconds later: :D

  • 36 people failed to leave the electronics store. 

  • liked the part where they all where ´AAAAA`

  • but you forgot about when hud talks about flaming hobo's :(

  • But that was 10 seconds...

  • IT'S TIME TO LEAVE THE ELECTRONICS STORE

  • @Pizzachu1 lol

  • Guys, it's time to leave the electronics store.

  • I had a great day

  • I had a good day! LOL

  • I know the monster seems to follow them, but seriously who the fuck wants to watch a monster movie where nothing happens!?

  • @AnimeBirdhouse One of the main characters gets eaten by the monster.

  • @ShagidelicBaby The alcoholic gets blown up.

  • Must have been a great fucking day... just saying

  • 0:13. mmNOM!

  • this and ROGUE are my favorite movies.

  • this is so accurate

  • I had a good day

  • 0.0 at 0:13 i was scared. bad....alienthingy!

  • At the end when it shows them on the Ferris wheel and u see something black fall into the sea in the background, that made this movie good

  • @sirstarwars lol i don't see it even if i replay it 1000 times

  • i like cloverfield , but everytime i see the end , where this monster sneak up behind them in the middle of the central parl , i wonder whats now going on?!

    Is this a giant , trained ninja monster assasin , or these three guys are just blind?

    This is the only thing that is weird in cloverfield

  • EVERYONE DIES

  • @FlyGuy0120 No they don't

  • Quarantine sucked hairy dick it was a bad REMAKE REC is where its at and if you don't want to see it just because you don't understand it/hate subtitles...i feel sorry for you it's a great movie.

  • This was the first "scary" movie I've ever seen. And it didn't really scare me that bad.

  • LOL

  • i laughed pretty hard when that bitch's head blew up

  • @TechnoxHeadxStudios it was actually her torso...

  • finally a cloverfield video, where are the comments NOT from the HATERS

  • Busy day....

  • plz... if i used the Spirt Bomb that thing would be dead in a second!

  • The only thing i didn't like about this movie was that the Marines could have killed that thing in like 5 seconds

  • I want to find the one where the guy kept saying "ROB!"

  • actually this was really good, it gives a detailed 5 second summary of the movie, it shows good stuff, you put a pun in and it is and it isn't quite the same as watching it full lenght...they could sort of use it as trailer themselves even :D

  • Now THAT'S a good day.

  • woaah theres a lotta shit goin down in cloverfield ;]

  • "I had a good day!"

  • i had the best day.

  • No...it's NEVER a good time to leave the electronics store.

  • lol i had a good day

  • That was a fun day, your friends dying and the camera recording this but no1 found it.

  • this movie was kickass hope the sequel be as same kickass like this one

  • I can't find the version where it shows all the scenes of the guy saying "Rob!". that one was hilarious.

  • lol what u want to do today**

    Boom!

    screams!!

    ppl ruining!!

    lady head blows Boom!!!!

    screaming!

    monster eat camera guy nom nom nom nom!!!

    i hade fun today :D

  • The acting sucked, it gave me a headache, it stole my money, and I wanted to kill the director. All in all another day a the movies.

  • i had a good day.

  • lol i hade a good day

  • It's a good MONSTER movie, not a good movie in general. I was very entertained, I'll give it that.

  • hey, if a movie entertains, then it has done its job (besides bringing in money that is)

  • @ShifterMax

    There are many opinions on that sir :D

  • @ShifterMax God Americans are so shallow. how the f did this stupid statement get thumbs up?

  • @ShadowKey101 extremely intelligent comment. the godfather is also a good gangster movie, but it fails as a romance.

  • when is the sequel to cloverfield coming out

  • might not

  • haha

  • hahaha good one.

  • Woo, now I don't have to watch it! :D

  • i wouldn't go so far as to call it "the best movie ever" but it is a damn good monster movie.

  • I wouldn't call that a good day

  • i agree thats a pretty shitty day

  • 0:10 WHAT THE!

  • If you have seen the movie, you would know what happened

  • lol ok

  • HUD!!!!

    HUD!

    HUD?!?!?

    HUD!!

    that was the whole movie haha

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • haha, that movie sucked

  • @footbagdude7 better than the remake of godzilla now that was shit

  • LOL

  • "I had a good day. :D"

  • I liked cloverfield, but that monster was seriously targeting those people. It was like he knew where the fuck they'd be and show up like a uninvited party guest.

  • Oh hai guys, can I join ur partey? =)

  • lmao!

  • @ShifterMax NO! *starts noobtubing you to death*

  • @zenisuke maybe the fat girl summoned demons out of her rage for not being invited....how dare they not invite me those bastards!

  • @zenisuke its a she.

  • @zenisuke He was pissed off he didn't get an invite.

  • @zenisuke

    That's because the Cloverfield monster was a baby. It probably thought the group was it's family (pod...herd...school...whateve­r groups of Cloverfields travel in). I'm pretty sure when it ate Hud, it was just trying to breast feed. Poor, confused, little guy =-(

  • good idea, but i think the timing was off or something, nice try

  • the pretty much was all the action shots lol, no really that was it. hahahahahaha kinda bad onces you see it like this

  • lol

  • Yep, that's it.

  • Why is your comment thumbed down?

  • LOL "i had a good day, even though i lost and arm,ey and goign to die by infection"

  • If you saw this movie, the video is even funnier. And I saw the movie. The movie was pointless. Now it has a point: You have to watch it in order to understand this video. Now my life is fulfilled.. Thanks. That was funny. ROFLMAO!

  • If you thought the movie itself was pointless then you're probably right but you're obviously missing the entire idea of what the film is.

  • oh, what's the entire idea, then? (sorry if that sounded smart-assy, i tried really hard to make it not sound that way)

  • The idea is that they are in the middle of some crisis and you are witnessing it first hand and np lol.

  • That's all? Don't get me wrong, but I don't think it was worth a movie is all. You can't do much with it. Either that, or I should stop critiquing others' videos, on account of being a nitpicker. (O but this vid was gewd)

  • i had a good day lmao

  • the way it was filmed was ment to seem like you where there or are watching a tape from someone who was there

  • FWAAAHAHA its time to leave the electronics store!

  • LMAO @ we gotta get out of here, its time to leave the electronics store.

  • hehe ^^

  • Hilarious

  • lol thats so true

  • that was basically the whole movie...

  • lol

  • fuck you bad line great movie. Although the only thing that actually makes it special is the fact that it was shot with a home digital camera, and that's it's only selling point. Other than that it's just a sameold sameold movie I guess. But it was decent.

  • The movie was O.K, it doesn't deserve some kind of award or anything.

  • also the movie gave me a headache.(moving camera ftl.)

  • WIMP

  • not as bad as some people though, I know people who actually threw up while watching this.

  • Yeah I loved the film. My aunt threw up watching this :P

  • lol the people were so stupid in this movie.

  • rofl the ending is hilarious *shows all the bad clips* 'I had a good day! :)"

  • It seems the master of these is guywithglaasses. Who is this man?

  • that was pretty much the whooole movie

  • well that summed up a pretty awesome film

  • thats my fave movie EVER!!!!! lol

  • "we got to get out of here its time to leave thr electronics store"

    lol!!!!!!

  • lmao bravo bravo!

  • lmfao

  • i dont get scared easily and this movie scared the crap out of me... realistically shot, the acting may hav sucked but do real people "act"...real people act like idiots....thats why this is an accurate portrayal....good job

  • yeah, pretty realistic movie, but scary? I get so freaking scary easily, when i was a kid a was scared only by watching "the mask" with Jim Carrey. So, no its no scary, but the adrenaline is there in the whole movie (expect for the 30 minutes of boring party time)