Mark Gastineau vs Alonzo Highsmith

[mpj32587]

WOW what a joke, Gastineau couldn't land a single punch lmfao! He just might be the easiest athlete of all-time to hate on. Scratch that, he is the easiest to hate. He is a piece of shit human being and maybe the most pathetic boxer ive ever seen! What a scared lil bitch in the ring.

[outlaw6066]

Mickey to Mark:

"You're a BUM!"

[DocWyoming]

why would you send Gastineau out for a second round? What on earth could he do?

[ohgee1]

What a big bitch!

[YoungEdMama]

The referee reminds me of the snowman (voiced by Burl Ives) who narrates the timeless Christmas classic "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." This fight is also a timeless classic. Word up!

[Kjameson75]

wow...what a fuckin pussy

[gfholliday]

Gastineau boxes like a homo

[RussellTyroneJones]

This is fuckin funny

[Bigbriansc]

They had a documentary on Mark a long time ago on 20/20 or one of those shows, and they talked about how Don King and some red headed wanna be promoter got together and thought if they could get Mark to win 5 fights they could get him in a pro fight and make a lot of money, so they had 5 or 6 fighters take a fall but that last guy wouldn't do it...and Mark got his ass kicked. LOL It was funny. Total joke.

[rambo7276]

how a nigga eats

[njrp77]

@rambo7276 I would get in that ring beat up both these chumps and then take off with their woman.

[rambo7276]

@njrp77 son you straight trippin. highsmith would punk yo azz and send u straight home crying to yo mama. brrrrrrrrrrrr

[teeleengo]

Holy crap. Gastineau is an idiot. Is he gonna do a sack dance after he gets block knocked off?

LOL!

[dallas5sb]

ANOTHER LOSS FOR THE ETS! LOL THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! ISN'T GAS IN PRISON? WELL MAYBE HE CAN PLAY CHECKERS WITH LT! ANOTHER NEW YORK LOSER! LOL

[TVWriterGuy]

This was a brutal payday.

[2taggs2]

Yeah. 15 Ko's... most took a dive.

CHEATER!

[beaupeep1]

Mark Gastineau would have been better in UFC

[HookersILove]

@beaupeep1

Dumb ass comment. It's bad enough he tried competing against guys with ONE skill, you think he'd have fared better against guys who punch, kick, knee, wrestle and try breaking your limbs?? lol

Wanna know how Gas would have done in MMA (UFC is a company not a sport, dummy) see " James Toney". And Toney was a boxing CHAMPION!

[rd062080]

Highsmith won his college national

title with Howard Schnellingberger not

Jimmy Johnson.

With the exception of Gil Clancy and

Al Michaels, boxing announcers are

worthless

[decadyne]

Al Michaels? HUH>?

Do you follow boxing?

Teddy Atlas provides some of the better fight commentary. He's got constant insight, a quirky style, and nearly all of his observations play out in fights.

Al Michaels?

Heh. k.

[AZsbc2112]

@rd062080 Teddy Atlas is a very good announcer, he very much knows his stuff & has been there. But, yes-other than Clancy & Atlas-most of them are garbage. The common denominator of the crap commentators? They've never stepped between the ropes & competed in boxing, amateur or otherwise (i.e. Lampley, Merchant, & Kellerman).

[AZsbc2112]

@AZsbc2112 Most of them are sons' of powerful TV execs or otherwise.

[treetoptop]

Gastineau was hilarious, just turn your back on the other fighter and look at the ref, like "hey, this guy is beating me up!" LOL 4:32

[itsabird]

kinda impressed with highsmith.... good handspeed, seemed like good power, move his head used his jab.

[w900L]

Gastineau bench pressed like 600lbs or something, but he can't crack an egg with his punch. Boxing is a whole different kind of game.

[nickma71]

@w900L It is hard to tell. All he hit was air.

[AbulKhidir]

@w900L lol so true. boxing breeds men that can punch, benching breeds pussies that can push.

[RachelProductionss]

Alonzo is my uncle! And he'll beat up all you! lmao dont get all mad im jk

[ilovemyjava]

mark gastineau=only one of the many boxing frauds out there. but a really bad 1...

[MTXSHO9732vV8SHO]

Only a big fat rat would punch a guy in the back!

OK... So I'm a RAT! Wham BITCH!

LOL

[kaysguy]

I remember Highsmith being on USA's Tuesday Night Fights. He was actually a decent boxer. Gastineau, on the other hand, needed a lot more training before he faced anyone with any ability.

[212jim]

i remember alonzo from when he lived in pierrefonds his dad wally used to come out to our baseball practises and train a little(pierrefonds padres) then a few of us would go for a few beers alonza was just 15 then and wally used to send him out to the woods to cut down trees to get in shape

[Tacomadome24]

I used to play ball with Alonzo when we were kids in Montreal; 11-13 he had moves. and his dad was our P.E. teacher...at like 6 6 270 and we used to play soccer baseball, and lord forgive you if he as a pitcher ever got to throw the ball at you!

[stevenltucker]

Mark Gastineau was a dick head and thats from lots of personal experience. Guess what. He paid off every fight he ever won. Did you know that?

[acehighpat]

Yeah, a lot of the fighters either had losing records or no records at all, and were told to take dives to make him look good. I remember seeing his fight against Derrick Dukes, and I was wondering why a wrestler was boxing. I knew something had to be up. I was right.

[steve89z]

why

[bsptlw]

Gastineau is a pussy! PERIOD! The dude wasn't shit without steroids! NOTHING! And yes... I'd say it to his face!

[TheJetfighter666]

No you wouldn't .PUSSY!

[bsptlw]

Yes, I would! I played... no one puts fear in my heart, you youtube-knob slider!

[rockapellacocacola]

i ain't going to clown, they both are atleast willing to fight each other

[seattlepilot69]

gastineau vs tim doc anderson was the fight of the century! (just kidding!)

[chickiinboone]

I boxed for 9 years. I have real respect for Mark Gastineau, to get in the ring is ballsy, it was a bad night for him. A little known fact was that Mr. Gastineau had just started his period that evening. What a faggot, just because he's tall and weighs a lot does'nt give you automatic "skills". He was a bit of a fruit as a football player too. Bill Romanowski, Lyle Alzado... THAT was hard, mean football! Alzado went 3 rounds with Ali and did'nt go down... Ali had mercy on him though.

[spoilermdc]

a bad night? hell, even i at 205 lbs cld have taken it on the chin.

[phand8]

its all bout the U

[edmal1960]

What a fucking joke. Gastineu was always a showboating pussy. Highsmith should have done a sack dance in the ring after that.

[lou7129]

A pussy with 22 sacks in 1984 and 2 sack leading seasons in 1983 and 1984.

Guess, u have never played football. If, u will never call one of the best DE's in football's history a pussy.

[borsquatch99]

mark gastineau probably can't be consindered a pussy due to his nfl achievements but he's still a huge douchebag and a dickhead

[M14Mann]

mark gastineau hits women. He's a pussy.

[wonderkilla]

@M14Mann i agree wit u bro his ex wife patricia work wit me n she had told me she had gotten beat up by that pussy

[danning1]

@M14Mann Well, not a pussy but a total asshole and moron. A sorry excuse for a human being.

[NEWYORKJETS52]

agreed

[riverrats00]

what a fucking embarassment. People paid to watch that shit?

[djs74gd]

i know his son he is fuccin raw

[MCdefcon3]

Mark was only like 220 poundsin this fight. He was 270 playing football. He would have done much better if he was still juiced up and strong as hell like he was in NFL. And learning HOW TO BOX would also help a lot!

[Theultimateavenger]

He was actually 255 in this fight, and even when he was juiced up at 275, he got his ass handed to him by Larry Holmes.

[IceveinsProductions]

Holmes never fought Gastineau

[captaindebunker]

Id really like to bang Marks daughter

[danning1]

Right now I'd like to bang pretty much anyone's daughter. I've had a dry spell recently.

[Coganboy]

Count blessings. I've had no spell at all :(

[chris371]

haha great post dude!

[pauliem]

Is the first Gastineau-Anderson fight available anywhere? I'd love to see it again. Anderson made him look silly.

[w900L]

The guy bench pressed like 575 pounds, but he hits like a bitch. Flat footed. Clumsy.  No jab. No defense. Predictable. Leads with the right coming from the second row.

[ptldjk]

Gastineau is pitiful!!!! Where do these idiots get off thinking that they can fight just because they can play football??  Highsmith is a good fighter, and a seeming class act. Gastineau is a damn joke.

[w900L]

Good call. Highsmith was a good fighter. The only thing worse than Gasineaus boxing is the story behind it. He had this crooked promoter who thought he was Elvis. This guy made Don King look like a choir boy.

[powerlifted]

The boy should have stuck to Football!!! (fact) and taking that German bitch for all the money she had!!!(fact)

[ihatelifejosemartine]

Gastineau broke the cardinal ruile of boxing: You never, ever, under any circumstances turn your back against your opponent. Never! He was asking to get beat down!

[catmandu1070]

I have seen better chick fights before..

[danning1]

Mark Gastineau had absolutely no boxing talent whatsoever. Zip. Big, slow, clunky, graceless. He was pathetic.

(*Note: Imagining what his corner may have said to him in between rounds...)

"Son, I don't think having your back turned to your opponent is going to get you very far in this fight game."

[bigjohnCWMF]

Doc Anderson kicked Gastineau's ass as well

[w900L]

Gatineaus corner drugged him though. Then Andeson shot and killed his promoter. Hes still in prison. Its a shame.

[ra9975]

Gatineau what a dissapointment....was he into drugs also at boxing??!!!

[jetshull]

10 yrs ago maybe.

[bagzie]

Gastineau should have stuck with football Lol

[Executioner1989]

Highsmith wasn't so bad...

[Dogface310]

No comment. lol