Mass Effect: Ashley about Extranet and Computer games

[mikenike245]

i live when games brake the 3rd wall

[Bombreaker3]

Derp face: 0:38.

[crabclaw85]

I hate Ashley, she's so stupid and ugly lol

[Spyker54]

And this is why i let Ashley die

[machine3589]

Ashley`s the best human character in ME1!

[LoLo9876420]

she better not be like this in me3 jst cause u look hot doesn't mean u need to act like an ugly bitch

no offence to ugly bitches

[LoLo9876420]

they ALL watch porn on games like this and think every girl is a hooker or wants them? nice ash

[nukeboy1994]

Now I'm even more glad that I got her vaporised back in my first game of ME1

[ARavingLooony]

Ash if ur not less xenophobic/less bitchy in ME3 im goin bak to ME1 and blowin ur ass to pieces on Virmire

[Warrior7662]

BITCH! haha

[liamjd1]

god i hate ashley, i hope shes grown up by me3.

[ArykvonStraln]

@liamjd1 If you hate her how did she survive that long? You passed up a golden opportunity to not just kill her, but nuke her into oblivion?

[liamjd1]

@ArykvonStraln lol, I have played mass effect so many times, i just wanted to have a save file for most possibilities, and kaiden isn't much better anyway.

[ArykvonStraln]

@liamjd1 Sure he doesn't seem to have nearly as much...personality as Ashley, but he makes up for it by being a little more malleable (you can convert him into something of a xenophobe if I remember correctly) and no where near as whiny and confrontational if he doesn't get his way. She may think she has something to prove because of her family's past...but all she proved to me was that I had to take the first and most spectacular means to get rid of her.

[ARavingLooony]

oh lookie here Ashleys a bitch in ME1 and ME2 and it seems like she will b in ME3 which is why i never romancd her

[PKBitchGirl]

@millinniummany3k Unfortunately Bioware changed Ashley's looks in ME3 so she now looks like a pornstar.

[TheBIOPRINCE]

Bitch, I'm NOT changing my computer for a shitty console... -.-

Another reason why she is the worst ME char ever....

[SgtHydra]

Damn Japanese.

Making all those Asari-Hanar hentai visual novels.

When will it end?

[Enigmaticdramatic]

@SgtHydra

im listening...

[Solaxe]

0:43 Shepard's face is priceless

[MangaDragon1991]

Ashley, you are a computer game :O

[gv1955]

@MangaDragon1991

Ashley: SAAAAYYYY WHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT...

[MangaDragon1991]

@gv1955

Shepard: That information just blew my mind completely :O

[jiopa]

And this is why I regret not leaving you on Virmire, Ash.

[TallandAsian89]

Ironically shes one of those things we gamers stare at if we chose to romance her in the first mass effect game lol

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

TAKE...THE HINT.

[NinjaRed5000]

wow she's a racist bitch and hates computers and video games. so killing her in the prequel comic was worth it.... nice

[somethingawful100]

@NinjaRed5000 What in this video implied that she was any of those things? What she said was that the extranet and computer games are making the asari look like sluts. Exactly what modern day media is doing to women of our race. Saying that isn't rascist, or hating computers and video games, it's just a plain fact.

[NinjaRed5000]

@somethingawful100 wow how naive. dude she's no fan of aliens, as she says in Mass Effect 2, and she thinks like all the other adults who look at games as a mere childish thing or the bearer of all knowledge

[Kannebas]

@somethingawful100 - I know it's 4 months out, but that's the thing about the comment. Ash IS a racist/xenophobe, so her not believing those stereotypes about Asari doesn't make sense. Especially after she expresses interest in asking Liara about her sex life.

If whatever writer with the ax to grind wanted to get the point across with less hostility, then that cop-out statement should've been said by someone else... or at least not bash people over the head with it.

[RenegadeElite101]

@Kannebas In my opinion Ash IS not a racist/xenophobe.

[CommanderMattShepard]

@millinniummany3k everyone who disliked your comment is the next stupid evolution.

[ExtremeweirdoxD]

fucking computer games...

[Rayscoak]

Ashley's cool :<

Need her back in my team for me3 :D

[ARavingLooony]

ugh ashley is such a bitch i hope to god she isnt a bitch or racist in me3 or ill just let her die if theyres an option 2 later on in th game

[147258502]

@ARavingLooony you can let her die in the first game. i did.

[Arzaker]

i sence a disturbance in the 4th wall

[TenBear]

@Rocketman544

Your mom is hot

[cytorakdemon]

Liara: young males have an unhealthy obsession with my species.

[Doofe2012]

Translation: young men have funny ideas of what women are like. I blame the internet and video games.

[Kgbrybik1]

Ashley's new job "today on Fox news we talk about a controversial..."

[Triangularthing]

Kaidans dialogue is far more funnier:

"it does sound like something you'd find in an extranet fetish site........what?"

lol

[matalvis]

@everybodywalkthedino O i am so voting up that. lol

[JetAge96]

yea one more reason to leave her with nuke

[CroGamer002]

lol

[Coiler578]

Ash is awesome!

[prankster335]

That's a random comment?

[Ioini]

Another reason I let her die on Virmire.

[venomjuicy]

she should get a job at Fox news

[NinjaRed5000]

@venomjuicy next thing you'll know she'll compare video games with ping-pong

[hey01e5]

@venomjuicy lol, fox news actually bashed mass effect once...

search on youtube: "FOX NEWS Mass Effect Sex Debate"

[muninen]

@hey01e5 I remember that.

"blabla equivalent to pornography"

"Have you actually played the game?"

"No."

[rocketman544]

OH MY GOD, ASHLEY'S MY MOM!

[AmericanFromSweden]

@rocketman544 I really hope you didn't romance her ;)

[rocketman544]

@AmericanFromSweden nah, Liara all the way!

[AmericanFromSweden]

@rocketman544 Hell yeah :D Liara is the best

[147258502]

@AmericanFromSweden YESSSSS!! LIARA FOR COUNCIL!!!!!!

[gv1955]

@rocketman544

Dude I did not know that I romanced her, sorry.

[rocketman544]

@gv1955 ..................Dad?

[auditoreman268]

@rocketman544 LOL

[CENTRINOaki]

Oh no she didn't!