Ellen Degeneres Comedy - Part 1

[TrainfanCasey8]

lol

[kaceykat28]

i used to b embarrased about bing gay, but i feel better now that i know our leader is!

[kaceykat28]

one thing in common... were all gay. i love ellen!

[TheChocoberry109]

lol i remember watching this when i was 6 it was repeated and i was dying laughing

[daghostpunisher]

oh she was hot @ 1 time

[mberkheimer1]

hahaha



[OCswimKim3]

"She didn't do anything gay. She's not our leader."

[xoMelrosaxo]

Ha! Kitty play with dust:-)

[odolany]

i'm kind of old school - i need "lame" reaction button on YT.

and also could use some kind of batch dislike

[nuthinexcept732]

i cant help but think of finding nemo :)

[DTRIXlover22]

@xraysmain *girl lmao

[xraysmain]

I love this guy :)

[shimmerstar06]

@xraysmain lol thats a girl!

[xraysmain]

@shimmerstar06 Believe me. she's a guy !

[SakkoLovesEllenD]

we are all gay! hahahahax very funny i love Ellen

[pmunkyandpals11]

I love how she doesn't curse! :) She proves that people can be funny w/o being vulgar! Plus I can watch it with my mom and not be worried!

[Closeyoureyesing01]

@pmunkyandpals11 exactly what i was thinking!!

[MeggChan]

Ellen is amazing, very funny and never really needs profanity. I'd love to be her gf; beautiful and great sense of humor ^^

[elochka00]

she kinda looks like princess diana

[Maddummelon314]

@elochka00 I just thought the same exact thing

[Caroline91394]

i'd go gay for her...

[Tamugetsu]

@Caroline91394 If she wasn't a lesbian, I'd go straight for her!

...Nah, I wouldn't go straight for anybody.

[Unfortunatebeauty]

OOO!!! i love her she is the funniest comedian woman ever ... i love you ellen lmao

[Tarcila62078]

I saw this show many years ago, now I'm sharing it with my kids. That's how funny I think she is...lol

[pandasarecarnivores]

Meatloaf was next to The cranberries!

[xXBaconHawkTammerXx]

shes now 40 years older than me but i will totally say it i have the HUGEST crush on Ellen

[MrGermanJF]

@xXBaconHawkTammerXx

you are 13? :)

I'm 16, turn 17 this year and I feel exactly the same.. so in love :)

[xXBaconHawkTammerXx]

@MrGermanJF im 14 now and usally i dont go fo stud on stud but damn!

[mastervictor123]

@jeftadelfos you bitch I'll punch you till you regret punching her >:(

[kisulik777]

lmfaoo

[nzrockitgirl]

Elen is sooo hot!!!

[MovieDJ88]

what year was this

[MichoacanGirl21]

7 ppl here are douches. haha

[grillows19]

Oh Ellen you always know how to make me laugh. I really wish I could get in touch with her to tell her how much she helped me when I was coming out. By just watching her stand up and reading her books she really helped me through alot. She is almost like a best friend

[chrischris86]

She's not gay, what happened to our leader!!!

[WordLife2362]

god i love this woman. shes such a good person and a great example for people

[TheFranzruss]

ilove you ellen...........

[0xXxLindsayxXx0]

Ellen is so awesome. :) She's really funny too. She reminds me of Erica Han on Grey's Anatomy. Her facial expressions and all.

[foreverAcracker]

my cousin has the dvd of this and we watch it over and over never get sick of it and we laugh so hard! now that were older we know every word to it!

[Eggzotic88]

Gross.

[mastervictor123]

@Eggzotic88 yes you are..

[draco1329]

Ehat year was this?

[rockfaerie]

@draco1329 i believe it was around 2002

[jusf2diworl]

i love her .....  :))

[KaoriSakuragiLover]

i love her so much!! <333333

[amcfan100]

I love Ellen!!!!

[masterofpagemasters]

I have this lovely way to start my job too!! Thanks to my tribe! (the thing we have in common is that we all want to laugh)

[MsBeccaBabe]

She is hilarious! I want more stand up from her!!!!!!

[terror0earth]

She NEEDS to do more stand up. DX

<3 i love her

[t7g6s8]

double negative sentence. tisk, tisk.

[ScinLaeca358]

Actually you just have no sense of humor. But if you'd like, please go out and get yourself a same-sex partner and then come back to this, and see if your brilliant theory checks out.

[FeePee1234]

wtf. you fail.

[rodneyjeffcoat]

funniest woman on earth

[Polska1116969]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS A LOVELY WAY TO START YOUR JOB! THATS HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH­AHfucking atrocity...

[HOLLisAMAZING]

hehehe[:

[speltbackwards321]

Yea we do laugh alot you wanna kill us for that you fuckhead?

[tayswiftfan92]

i love this lady

[gbp1twm]

funny

[MayTheDjinn]

We do. And we're proud to be happy, thank you.

[LAURASCOTLAND]

its ellen, everyone laughs alot!!

[HelenaKoonings]

What show is this?

[trrscrl]

one of her HBO specials

Here & Now

[novascoshia]

GO ELLEN

[nguyenthanh8]

gotta love Ellen.

[veinpsyko]

I can watch this over and over again and never get sick of it.

[musicgirl999]

@veinpsyko i know she never gets old

[monsterfan101]

lol

smoker's teeth

[zozotennisfreak]

People, I'm gay, I was repeating a line that she said....I thought it was funny, so you can stop clicking the thumbs down.. :)

[MeggChan]

lol! I was like heeey, I'm not gay! But Ellen's just awesome!

[zozotennisfreak]

Huh?

[ZeNoodle]

thats why its good to watch the videos people are commenting on. Thats how you'll probably know what they're talking about :D

[peacestarchild]

OMG she is my favorite! Her procrastination sounds like me trying to study! hahahahahaha and smoker's teeth lol!

[zozotennisfreak]

Seriously, if your here, your probably gay....

[VampluverMariaRawr]

i think that he or she is just quoting what ellen said at 3:34

[zozotennisfreak]

Yes, I was... :)

[BexBullet]

HAHAHA!

"WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR LEADER!!"

I laughed so hard.

Its so true! ;]

[shark04girl]

she is so funny i love her!

[drknbleeding]

shes the shizz, yo!

[jesswaselvis]

it was like a magic trick when she went into that whole intricate story about procrastination, therefore distracting us from the show we were attending-- procrastinating right in front of us.

[liljcmdy]

i think that was the point

[Mattenlamb]

SUX

[teanicolette7]

u suck

[ciarafan4life123455]

lmfaoooooo i luv disss im dying

[Eberriehostess]

hahahaha

[Motley216]

5 *`s

[Motley216]

OMG GOLD GOLD GOLD