After watching this I think some of these people know its ridiculous what they say, they realize it, but its fun for them like role playing. Maybe like a hobby, but some belong in the mental asylum seriously, like SERIOUSLY!
@guineapiggyman People's accounts all still have similarities to whatever is popular at the time. If you go back far enough there are no aliens, instead people talk about being visited by witches, hags, trolls, etc. If aliens have always been abducting people, you would think that accounts of flying saucers and greys would be found all across the world in every time period. What seems more likely is that aliens are simply the latest form of the boogeyman...
@Fischereco2 ok, wait. are you serious? how far back in time you want to go? the american indians have stories for thousands of years about silver saucer like ships and tall, thin hairless aliens. what about egypt? ok: the oldest UFO report: thutmose III, over 3,000 yrs ago. his scribes wrote that he saw giant flying silver discs/shields in the sky. hovering. discs/ships, and aliens are mentioned throughout recorded history. witches, yes, sometimes. but UFOS ALMOST ALWAYS
ufos are real. and anyone who says aliens dont exist is just uneducated. but o say you were abducted? come on. the only people with believeable accounts are the hills and travis
basically anyone who believes in alien abductions, psychics, creationism, God, conspiracy theories etc. are generally saying "Please love me daddy for something other than my anus"
I used to love this show. Sane people know that aliens are not real. This guy told my mom (who believe in aliens), that aliens don't mess with us (humans on earth) because God is the ruler of the universe and God control ALL things in the universe (all things in outer space, stars, planets, sun etc.). If they mess with us, they broke their commitment to God. Like, they would disobey God and the universe will be destroyed. Come on, when my mom told me that I knew that was pure BULLSHIT!!!!!!
My sources in Area 51 informed me that we humans were once pets of an Alien family on Alpha Centauri. They dumped us on Earth because we kept pooping on their carpets.
haha, that guy they speak to at 3:19 is actually called Harmon, and he has a YouTube channel where he "infiltrates" TV shows and other such to make them look like fools. You can look up his username: infiltratorharmon. Watch the clip where he infiltrates the Judge Joe Brown show. Hilarious.
You know...it's the casual air with which they describe things that makes these people seem like the craziest people I've ever seen. I've watched UFO shows for years, and as much as cannot STAND weirdo Creationists, these yahoos who all tell DIFFERENT STORIES about abductions and what the aliens look like, yet so frankly like, "Yeah, this happened, everybody knows it," is just gonzo. Absolute insanity right here.
@noirkitten if what you say is true, that the government has this kind of tech, then they have to be light years ahead of what we are even seeing today. When I had this event happen in 1966, they telepathically spoke from the saucer to me. My sister and friend were not spoken to. This saucer flew a completely straight line at an incredibly slow speed. Like a blimp travels. The panels of light under it, pulsated in a counter clockwise direction and had no visible windows.
@noirkitten There have been many leaps in this century alone, electricity, the atom bomb, computers,man in space just to name a few. If man can make these achievements, why can't a being come from somewhere else, in our time? Is it a leap? Yes, but a very plausible one. I think the story is about to unfold. I would love to see the faces of all the nay sayers when man is faced with this dilemma one day. Just say'n.
@noirkitten Why are you so angry? Leonardo DaVinci was considered crazy. A lot of people in this life are knowledgable and highly skilled that have had serious UFO/Alien encounters. It's too easy to sit back and be negative. I know what happened to me and care not to convince anyone. Only the last ten years was I confident enough to say anything because of the bullying effect. You remind me of the Iranian Prez who claims gay people don't exist. Guess people choose their rock to hide under.
@noirkitten I would never ask anyone to give up there belief system. I think people don't realize that of course there are flakes in this world, that video was full of them, I can see that. Thousands upon thousands of people are having UFO experiences . I am on the defensive as I personally had an experience with my sister and her friend on the front lawn of our house in 1966 (there you go). Just because you have not had an experience does not make it unreal. I think Penn is jealous. : )
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My favourite trick would be to see P&T to disappear permanently. Oh, and by the way Fat ass Penn was tricked into those stupid super focus glasses. Ha, what a loser. They probably had to make special frames for that oversized ugly head.
@bubbyeater o rlly i have been on jupiter and everyone there are just like humans and they wear batman outfits and the criminals that society has always wear joker outfits
@bubbyeater I thought martians passed time by blowing planets that obstructed their view of Venus, us excluded thanks to a rabbit, duck and other animals.
@RealMikeScorer Even if that were true, they aren't fucking with us, you have no evidence from "reports" which tell otherwise.And I can say half, if not all, of people who are "abducted" are baked as shit,try listening to what your saying, and think about the odds of a anthropomorphic extraterrestrial organism. It just doesn't fucking work. So it's a non issue.
If these people are being used for experiments why are they being returned to Earth? Surely it would be more beneficial to the aliens (and us) if they just kept them there??? After all are lab rats released back into the wild? And why take the risk of the specimen disclosing information since they seem to be so secretive? Last but not least, surely they would just breed or clone humans since they're so advanced? We can clone animals so why can't they?
@ItzSlamDuncan Easy. The weirdos are the abductees because they can't get laid and have inferiority (or in some cases, superiority) complexes and other issues.
haha nutjobs. :P if the were aliens, why would they look even remotely human? honestly i think they would be something like the shrimp things from district 9
@noirkitten what happened 2000 years ago is what created christanity, hinduism, islam and all the major religions. they all have a common tale of people coming down from the sky and doing whatever to them. they called them gods.. you assume they abduct people because you listen to peoples tales, which is horsecrap, those people are psychopaths.
btw fishing is a form of alien abduction.. were aliens abducting them from there lands from the "sky" and killing them and eating them, justa thought
@noirkitten If you lived 2000 years ago and saw any sort of flying craft or a person come out of said craft, you would call them gods too.
To disagree that each star out there is not a possible home to a civilization similar to ours, is to understand that space is vast, and to conclude that we are special in some way, maybe because of any gods you might believe in, and that we are just some accident in the universe.
Who said That grey people in space ships are visiting us? You did, not I
Its logical to assume that because we are humanoids, some of them should be too. I doubt they are grey, nor are they abducting people. I would think we are just a sanctuary planet and is like a zoo to them.
Basic fucking sense will tell you that since we can go into space, we're considered aliens to some civilization out there, we're also humanoids..
@jwhite6x3 How do those work? I'm just curious. I've never used any sort of sex toys. I can't see how you could get any sort of pleasure with that kind of toy.
the woman at 8:03, LMAO!!!!!!! " the people of mars were not black people, they were a mix of all the colours together and they had blonde hair " freaky alien woman "how do you know?" camera man "because i was there!!(retard smile)"
Come on, let's say aliens "DO EXISTS"(hypothetically) they are an advanced race, have high-tech pieces of equipment, uncovered the secrets of inter-dimensional travel, can manipulate time and space and all those nerdy stuff they can do... Why would they come here to "Anal-probe" people? Did they develop some kind of exotic fetish involving human anus?
Obviously some alien abduction stories are completely fabricated. The rest are probably largely hypnopumpic or hypnogogic episodes (sleep paralysis). I had one of the former and it was pretty strange and unpleasant, but I already knew about it so was able to figure out what was going on. I can see how it would lead to alien abduction stories in our current culture much as it led to tales of a witch or demon sitting on your chest in earlier times.
@telephas1c I had a couple episodes of "sleep paralyisis" and it was wild! It happened when I was in my 20's and usually sleep deprived. Once I was in a public bathroom at work and on the john. Suddenly, I was trying to wake up and couldn't. There were children playing in the bathroom like they were at a playground. I was struggling to wake up and it was SO real!
@declanp1 Another time I was laying on my parents' couch watching TV with no one home. I closed my eyes and before I knew it, there was a cocktail party going on with people everywhere. If i believed in ghosts, I would say they were very much like ghosts but I knew it was some sort of dream state that I couldn't get out of. It's bizarre but cool. Hard to explain. I can see why some people would think aliens or ghosts.
I rofl'd when they spray painted the anal beads, so cruel.
but yea aliens do hold a hell of alot more water than religion. Considering the fact that we are real [or are we?] and sentient beings, therefore it cannot be the only place in the universe.
Im not saying they look anything like what these assholes think, or that ive ever saw one, it would just seem unrealistic if this was the only place where life can happen, just like the bible.
@rudemood2011 That's the gag with penn and teller. He never, ever speaks. You can find videos of him talking on youtube out of character though, he's actually a former English teacher.
watching them talk about the abductions, i can't stop laughing. after all these years and we believed the hyper dermic needle was invented by humans, bullshit, it was a reptillian like 4ft tall E,T LMFAO. Explains why when i go mcdonalds i get served by an E.T looking guy, they are among us
@Nemesis000000 Yeah, that is true. I think so to. But it is so many that have so many storys of alien gangbang and stuff. Aliens and sex is so common, a little fantasy is there to I belive. But you are right about the sleep paralysis. The brain can mess with us more than we think.
@Nemesis000000 Yes I am so glad someone finally agrees with this. Quite a lot of people (my mother included) believes sleep paralysis is fake yet I suffer from it at least once a week due a high stress job. No matter how many I have it's still fucking scary.
@shotgunreaper People believe sleep paralysis is fake? It's a physiological fact. The only part that's theory is the idea that waking up in the midst of it can cause these kind of experiences.
@Nemesis000000 It's because quite a lot of people believe this is a great time relax and I envy them they can remain calm and collected when it happens. I know sometimes I like to think I can see my dreams manifest in front of me as some kind of chemical in my brain reacting to my fear, I just don't want to seem like I am crazy. :P
@Nemesis000000 Exactly. Once i woke during sleep paralysis and saw shadowlike figures with purple eyes leaning over me. But then i realised it was just a paralysis hallucination and i made my breathing irregular and paralysis dissapeard if few moments.
Funny stuff how some people get freaked out by a simple body mecanism like sleep paralysis.
@Nemesis000000 That is so true! Sleep paralysis does exactly this -you feel something scary and sinister is going to happen, you panic because you can't move, you think you're gonna die and your imagination makes up the rest. In the middle ages it was usually satan/demon/succubus but now when people get more "down to earth", UFOs are fashionable.
@White05Turbo I didn't say it wasb;t possible, did I? I told you what I knew based on what I saw in all of my life. I didn't say they were wrong. I word my statements the way I mean them. :P
Even more proving how I believe that aliens likely didn't do what people think is the fact that if they DID abduct someone, who knows if their technology would even look like ours, and seeing from the paintings given, the sentient life looks humanoid. There would be so many different planets with different resources and technology that might harbor sentient life that it's insane to think that their technology and forms even come close to resembling ours.
These people are so fucking full of shit. It's at least fun watching just to laugh at their miserable existence in which they truly believe what they're saying.
@Chubzdoomer It's comedy. If you don't believe it, then don't. If you don't want to watch their episode to see what they think, then don't.
Let me put emphasis on the word THEY. YOU don't have to believe it, but they do, and I haven't seen any sentient life that came directly form a planet or something that is not life from my visual experience.
@HappyGuyxlii I was referring to the people believing they'd been abducted by aliens, idiot, not Penn & Teller themselves. What, did you think when I said "these people are so full of shit" I was NOT referring to the people in the video who were clearly either nuts or liars!? Come on, man. Use your head next time.
Oh, by the way, (sorry to comment again) the whole "OMG I WAS PARALYZED" thing is called sleep paralysis. It's where you half wake up during the natural paralyzed state in the middle of the night. People often see horrible things going on, but can't move. It's an almost dream.
(just tarting to watch the show but this is what im allready imagining) If some one says "ANAL PROBING" all I can think about is Christopher Walken, bein anally proped/raped in the Communion movie, and thats not a pritty picture... HIlarious, yes, but at the same time.... *shudder*
Haha, the lady at 8:00......classic. Any normal person with normal friends and family doesn't know ANYONE that has been "abducted" by aliens, or even "seen" a "UFO" for that matter. I hope these are the same shit heads that commit suicide on December 20th 2012, the day before the "Apocalypse", rid the world of a few morons.
Here's a story for ya: When i was in bed one time and all of a sudden i couldn't move and i heard loud, futuristic industrial sounds. I was being looked at by aliens.
Actually, i was experiencing sleep paralysis, which is a basically dreaming with your eyes open. basically its a hallucination.
it would be really nice to sometime stumble on some real evidence of abduction other than peoples stories... if an story is the only evidence of alien abduction you can really say - bullshit!
Seriously now, what the fuck is with some of the related videos for Bullshit???
cheetahEAR 1 week ago 3
my unicorn was abducted by aliens once
tasteflavored 2 weeks ago in playlist Penn & Teller BULLSHIT!
After watching this I think some of these people know its ridiculous what they say, they realize it, but its fun for them like role playing. Maybe like a hobby, but some belong in the mental asylum seriously, like SERIOUSLY!
luckyStrike89ru 2 weeks ago
the quality is SHIT
Seabassthemaster1 1 month ago
8.16 she says vaginally. wtf,
mroldschoolhiphop1 1 month ago in playlist More videos from somguy3
Some of the nuttiest people were in this episode...one of them had me laughing so hard I thought I broke something...
Urchie2009 1 month ago
but id like to see the cinescape guy explain all the abduction accounts BEFORE moving pictures (movies)
guineapiggyman 1 month ago
@guineapiggyman People's accounts all still have similarities to whatever is popular at the time. If you go back far enough there are no aliens, instead people talk about being visited by witches, hags, trolls, etc. If aliens have always been abducting people, you would think that accounts of flying saucers and greys would be found all across the world in every time period. What seems more likely is that aliens are simply the latest form of the boogeyman...
Fischereco2 1 month ago
@Fischereco2 ok, wait. are you serious? how far back in time you want to go? the american indians have stories for thousands of years about silver saucer like ships and tall, thin hairless aliens. what about egypt? ok: the oldest UFO report: thutmose III, over 3,000 yrs ago. his scribes wrote that he saw giant flying silver discs/shields in the sky. hovering. discs/ships, and aliens are mentioned throughout recorded history. witches, yes, sometimes. but UFOS ALMOST ALWAYS
guineapiggyman 1 month ago
there is a logical explanation for most nighttime abductions. its easy to explain actually
guineapiggyman 1 month ago
ufos are real. and anyone who says aliens dont exist is just uneducated. but o say you were abducted? come on. the only people with believeable accounts are the hills and travis
guineapiggyman 1 month ago
Check out the creepy look over the shoulder from the guy in the grey suit at 4:07....ALIEN!!!!
PassTheMarmalade1957 2 months ago in playlist Penn & Teller: Bullshit!
basically anyone who believes in alien abductions, psychics, creationism, God, conspiracy theories etc. are generally saying "Please love me daddy for something other than my anus"
Stupid fucking cunts!!! xXx
dantrizz 2 months ago 2
*sniff* :'^( I got my anus probed by greys. They violated it hard with alien medical instruments :'^O
hanson666999 2 months ago
Lady with the plate, note guy, and the twins.......I'm on to your devilry.
PappeH 2 months ago
heu, bout that 'alien probe' you guys bought in that euhm, adult store. maybe the aliens got it there as well! who says aliens can't be kinky :p
Raezeman 2 months ago
Nice plate!
pipapopov 2 months ago
It was sad to see the paranoid/demented guy with the notepad, kinda creepy too.
SuperGreenperson 2 months ago
I used to love this show. Sane people know that aliens are not real. This guy told my mom (who believe in aliens), that aliens don't mess with us (humans on earth) because God is the ruler of the universe and God control ALL things in the universe (all things in outer space, stars, planets, sun etc.). If they mess with us, they broke their commitment to God. Like, they would disobey God and the universe will be destroyed. Come on, when my mom told me that I knew that was pure BULLSHIT!!!!!!
BlkAmerPncS 2 months ago in playlist penn & taylor s2 e3
Jeeese these people are so stupid!
spidertwo1 2 months ago
The guy taking notes has signs of Schizophrenia. No, I'm not joking.
arthuronfacebook 2 months ago
The sex toy part was kinda mean I hope they told her it what it was afterwards
SugarBudgie 3 months ago
It was just the transformers.
juliolazaro28 3 months ago
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openmindedozzie 3 months ago
My sources in Area 51 informed me that we humans were once pets of an Alien family on Alpha Centauri. They dumped us on Earth because we kept pooping on their carpets.
MegaPoone 3 months ago
Fox Mulder disliked this video 11 times.
ihatefurrys 3 months ago
i wonder if the aliens would be deported from the united states for not having a green card?
joseofferman1 3 months ago
@joseofferman1 no they would be given social security and a minority scholarship.
candehmachine 3 months ago
haha, that guy they speak to at 3:19 is actually called Harmon, and he has a YouTube channel where he "infiltrates" TV shows and other such to make them look like fools. You can look up his username: infiltratorharmon. Watch the clip where he infiltrates the Judge Joe Brown show. Hilarious.
haha, his notes on the plate: "nice plate"
ExplosionHurtedMe 4 months ago
8:40 well shit, now im hard
somename69 4 months ago
wow!!! how disturbing was that manatee holding that anal bead vibrator... ekkk!!!
paul6907 4 months ago
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8:10 " Because I was there!:) It was after 3 shrooms and 3 hits of acid but I was there!"
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linear23 4 months ago
You know...it's the casual air with which they describe things that makes these people seem like the craziest people I've ever seen. I've watched UFO shows for years, and as much as cannot STAND weirdo Creationists, these yahoos who all tell DIFFERENT STORIES about abductions and what the aliens look like, yet so frankly like, "Yeah, this happened, everybody knows it," is just gonzo. Absolute insanity right here.
Gorshkin111 4 months ago
@noirkitten if what you say is true, that the government has this kind of tech, then they have to be light years ahead of what we are even seeing today. When I had this event happen in 1966, they telepathically spoke from the saucer to me. My sister and friend were not spoken to. This saucer flew a completely straight line at an incredibly slow speed. Like a blimp travels. The panels of light under it, pulsated in a counter clockwise direction and had no visible windows.
linear23 4 months ago
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linear23 4 months ago
@noirkitten There have been many leaps in this century alone, electricity, the atom bomb, computers,man in space just to name a few. If man can make these achievements, why can't a being come from somewhere else, in our time? Is it a leap? Yes, but a very plausible one. I think the story is about to unfold. I would love to see the faces of all the nay sayers when man is faced with this dilemma one day. Just say'n.
linear23 4 months ago
@noirkitten Why are you so angry? Leonardo DaVinci was considered crazy. A lot of people in this life are knowledgable and highly skilled that have had serious UFO/Alien encounters. It's too easy to sit back and be negative. I know what happened to me and care not to convince anyone. Only the last ten years was I confident enough to say anything because of the bullying effect. You remind me of the Iranian Prez who claims gay people don't exist. Guess people choose their rock to hide under.
linear23 5 months ago
@noirkitten I would never ask anyone to give up there belief system. I think people don't realize that of course there are flakes in this world, that video was full of them, I can see that. Thousands upon thousands of people are having UFO experiences . I am on the defensive as I personally had an experience with my sister and her friend on the front lawn of our house in 1966 (there you go). Just because you have not had an experience does not make it unreal. I think Penn is jealous. : )
linear23 5 months ago
@noirkitten I can tell you must be an authority on everything. Typical american response.
linear23 5 months ago
The lady at the end was getting a little to horny
ggm888 5 months ago
Why can't all aliens look like Katherine Heigl?
l337pwnage 5 months ago
A planet dominated by black people? Now it's just getting absurd.
Leatherbubba 5 months ago
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My favourite trick would be to see P&T to disappear permanently. Oh, and by the way Fat ass Penn was tricked into those stupid super focus glasses. Ha, what a loser. They probably had to make special frames for that oversized ugly head.
linear23 6 months ago
@linear23 I'm not sure what to say about this... except: trolololol, begun the flamewar has :)
LeonSylon 6 months ago
I'm cracking up how Teller is just standing there, ROFL.
Tigarius4 6 months ago 2
The lady that won the plate looks like bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.
JerryTerrifying 6 months ago
'nice plate'....
DanElNino9 7 months ago
Can't these people dream of sex or financial success like the rest of us?
quidnick 7 months ago 2
I bet extra-terrestrials are embarrassed that humans are still watching in 240p.
quidnick 7 months ago
alien abduction or religious crazies i think i will pick the alien abduction
johndebbra 7 months ago
i was abducted by an alien....or was it a molester
massmurder7 7 months ago
I am an alien, do not listen to what these intelligent, rational adults are saying we did to them, they're lying.
CallMeMrX 7 months ago
I had to watch the woman win her plate 4 times before I determined whether or not it actually was Penn in drag. I'm still not entirely sure.
nickylx 7 months ago in playlist Penn And Teller 4 33
8:11 Yup, aliens love examining women anally and vaginally. All in the name of science, of course.
bubbyeater 7 months ago 3
Lol oh shit, the ending made me lose it for real. Now I have ideas for my "conspiracy theory/UFO abduction theory" friends.
xtremejohnny69 7 months ago
I've been to Mars. What I DO know is, the people living there wear Spartan helmets with sneakers, and grow giant bird monsters by watering capsules.
bubbyeater 7 months ago 55
@bubbyeater Did you hear any Earth-Shattering kabooms while there?
dirtydeedz161 7 months ago
@dirtydeedz161 No, but I swear, for some reason the Martians harbor this intense hatred for rabbits and ducks.
bubbyeater 7 months ago
@bubbyeater o rlly i have been on jupiter and everyone there are just like humans and they wear batman outfits and the criminals that society has always wear joker outfits
also theres a dog named fuckface living there
apinafilms 3 months ago
@bubbyeater I thought martians passed time by blowing planets that obstructed their view of Venus, us excluded thanks to a rabbit, duck and other animals.
ShiroKage009 3 months ago
yes i got the nostril bit right omfg i cant believe that..
realmofrunescape 7 months ago
Everyones discussing quite serious things here. All I can think about is; "Teller was kissing an alien?!"
NotTheRealKatyB 7 months ago
@NotTheRealKatyB that thing was coming onto Teller....
TheCodemonster2 7 months ago
the alien was holding the, man made o_O... hypodermic needle.. ?.. traveled the universe but had to borrow our technology... >_<...
Cypher791 7 months ago
@RealMikeScorer Even if that were true, they aren't fucking with us, you have no evidence from "reports" which tell otherwise.And I can say half, if not all, of people who are "abducted" are baked as shit,try listening to what your saying, and think about the odds of a anthropomorphic extraterrestrial organism. It just doesn't fucking work. So it's a non issue.
celophysis5454545 7 months ago
If these people are being used for experiments why are they being returned to Earth? Surely it would be more beneficial to the aliens (and us) if they just kept them there??? After all are lab rats released back into the wild? And why take the risk of the specimen disclosing information since they seem to be so secretive? Last but not least, surely they would just breed or clone humans since they're so advanced? We can clone animals so why can't they?
NasalFloss 7 months ago
lol she is so happy to be holding those anal beads
demonsigotsome 8 months ago 2
@noirkitten Hinduism is much older than 2000 years old though dude.
SCRulerShinoda 8 months ago
Guess what it was shoved up ^^ ahahahahah
srishtimahant 8 months ago
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srishtimahant 8 months ago
that dude was an alien. perfect cover, make it look like you're out to expose them, when you're actually one of them.
sec0f111 8 months ago
So....why do they ALWAYS abduct the weirdo's? Can someone answer that? Didn't think so.
ItzSlamDuncan 8 months ago
@ItzSlamDuncan Easy. The weirdos are the abductees because they can't get laid and have inferiority (or in some cases, superiority) complexes and other issues.
SCRulerShinoda 8 months ago
I've seen alot of porn, and those "Probes" seem very much like ahem ....nevermind
BenjaminKuruga 8 months ago
7:30 Teller kissing alien doll....and I wonder if he brought that from home..
aleon1018 8 months ago
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LucidBlaze 8 months ago
ERRRIGHTT. Aliens use hypodermic needles; an invention of man. Right.
BaronXS 8 months ago
@BaronXS And they use probes that look very much like ......mmm other man made objects
BenjaminKuruga 8 months ago
One aspect of those who claim to be abductees is they themselves are characteristically sexually repressed individuals.
SCRulerShinoda 8 months ago
Is this show still running?
Singleattackfucker 9 months ago
@Singleattackfucker No they are doing a new show called penn and teller fool us
dixonhpboosh 8 months ago
she looked excited holding that thing, like she recognized it and was playing along
973phoenix 9 months ago
4:28 "Looking for... quirky behavior"
Try a mirror.
Cornwiggle 9 months ago
LONG LIVE PENN AND TELLER!!!!
I hope they contiue de-bunking BULLSHIT for years to come!!
arkie74 10 months ago
@arkie74
Except it's already ended, unfortunately.
Cornwiggle 9 months ago
haha nutjobs. :P if the were aliens, why would they look even remotely human? honestly i think they would be something like the shrimp things from district 9
TheLedgendaryNinja 10 months ago 3
NICE PLATE
RobTG 10 months ago
Haha! Comedy gold...or should I say silver!!!
adampomp 10 months ago
alliens using hypodermic needles?HAAAAAAAAAAAA KOOKS
Stephaniebx3 10 months ago
LMFAO.....@the nutjobs at these conventions!
Warthog1976 10 months ago
oooohhhh the vibrator hahahahaha that part made my day
CarimboHanky 10 months ago
Aye, "Fire in the Sky" was a pretty good movie! hahaha.
TheMEGATRENT 10 months ago 2
@noirkitten what happened 2000 years ago is what created christanity, hinduism, islam and all the major religions. they all have a common tale of people coming down from the sky and doing whatever to them. they called them gods.. you assume they abduct people because you listen to peoples tales, which is horsecrap, those people are psychopaths.
btw fishing is a form of alien abduction.. were aliens abducting them from there lands from the "sky" and killing them and eating them, justa thought
markrules14 10 months ago
@noirkitten If you lived 2000 years ago and saw any sort of flying craft or a person come out of said craft, you would call them gods too.
To disagree that each star out there is not a possible home to a civilization similar to ours, is to understand that space is vast, and to conclude that we are special in some way, maybe because of any gods you might believe in, and that we are just some accident in the universe.
I just cannot come to that conclusion, sorry.
markrules14 10 months ago
@noirkitten I would disagree.
Who said That grey people in space ships are visiting us? You did, not I
Its logical to assume that because we are humanoids, some of them should be too. I doubt they are grey, nor are they abducting people. I would think we are just a sanctuary planet and is like a zoo to them.
Basic fucking sense will tell you that since we can go into space, we're considered aliens to some civilization out there, we're also humanoids..
curiosity is not just a human trait...
markrules14 10 months ago
Dude, I guessed right that it was shoved up her nose! I am a beast!
NoelOnyx 10 months ago
That vibrator surely brought back alot of "memories" wink wink
KnifeSniper69 10 months ago
I don't know what to think about aliens, but I do know what to think about this show... it's very condescending.
blacklanternz 11 months ago
@blacklanternz Only to people who think they've been abducted and ... Who really gives a shit about those lunatics, right?
MrMZaccone 10 months ago
if there was any UFO coverup
Wikileaks would have released something
usintelreport 11 months ago 2
ass beads. ahhahahah!
jwhite6x3 11 months ago
@jwhite6x3 How do those work? I'm just curious. I've never used any sort of sex toys. I can't see how you could get any sort of pleasure with that kind of toy.
dolphinsneu 10 months ago
the woman at 8:03, LMAO!!!!!!! " the people of mars were not black people, they were a mix of all the colours together and they had blonde hair " freaky alien woman "how do you know?" camera man "because i was there!!(retard smile)"
saulwilliams56 11 months ago
Come on, let's say aliens "DO EXISTS"(hypothetically) they are an advanced race, have high-tech pieces of equipment, uncovered the secrets of inter-dimensional travel, can manipulate time and space and all those nerdy stuff they can do... Why would they come here to "Anal-probe" people? Did they develop some kind of exotic fetish involving human anus?
Is Paris Hilton their spy?-kidding
janmac86 11 months ago
I was tottaly thrown off guard when she said mar is full of black people. she must have been watching BET before she had that dream.
blacksuite1 11 months ago 2
Obviously some alien abduction stories are completely fabricated. The rest are probably largely hypnopumpic or hypnogogic episodes (sleep paralysis). I had one of the former and it was pretty strange and unpleasant, but I already knew about it so was able to figure out what was going on. I can see how it would lead to alien abduction stories in our current culture much as it led to tales of a witch or demon sitting on your chest in earlier times.
telephas1c 11 months ago
@telephas1c I had a couple episodes of "sleep paralyisis" and it was wild! It happened when I was in my 20's and usually sleep deprived. Once I was in a public bathroom at work and on the john. Suddenly, I was trying to wake up and couldn't. There were children playing in the bathroom like they were at a playground. I was struggling to wake up and it was SO real!
declanp1 11 months ago
@declanp1 Another time I was laying on my parents' couch watching TV with no one home. I closed my eyes and before I knew it, there was a cocktail party going on with people everywhere. If i believed in ghosts, I would say they were very much like ghosts but I knew it was some sort of dream state that I couldn't get out of. It's bizarre but cool. Hard to explain. I can see why some people would think aliens or ghosts.
declanp1 11 months ago
I rofl'd when they spray painted the anal beads, so cruel.
but yea aliens do hold a hell of alot more water than religion. Considering the fact that we are real [or are we?] and sentient beings, therefore it cannot be the only place in the universe.
Im not saying they look anything like what these assholes think, or that ive ever saw one, it would just seem unrealistic if this was the only place where life can happen, just like the bible.
markrules14 11 months ago
Extra terrestrial life is trillions of times more conceivable than any kind of religion.
BottomlessPotamus 11 months ago
i have a hard time believing penn's 6'6" ass could pull off being a woman in public
kemp10 1 year ago
While i DO believe in aliens, their body shape is probky nothibg like us, not carbon based life, and NOT NOSE FUCKING FAT BITCHES
Alpha10101111 1 year ago
why doesn't teller speak? every time i've seen him he never says a word. what's up with that?
rudemood2011 1 year ago
@rudemood2011 It has always been part of their act. He will only talk if he is covered or you can't see him on-screen.
Drwhofan1971 1 year ago 2
@rudemood2011 That's the gag with penn and teller. He never, ever speaks. You can find videos of him talking on youtube out of character though, he's actually a former English teacher.
Nemesis000000 11 months ago
HAHA FUCKERS. I SAID NOSE.
kazumahazeuzumaki 1 year ago
If aliens are real, then why am I still a virgin? ...or am I?
Maddin1313 1 year ago
FUCK MAN!!! I AM CRACKING UP RIGHT NOW... PENN YOU ARE THE MAN!!! WHAT A FUCK!!! LOL
MrDougmoreira 1 year ago
watching them talk about the abductions, i can't stop laughing. after all these years and we believed the hyper dermic needle was invented by humans, bullshit, it was a reptillian like 4ft tall E,T LMFAO. Explains why when i go mcdonalds i get served by an E.T looking guy, they are among us
Jetairwayscaptain 1 year ago
3:24. Remember, this guy's vote counts just as much as yours does.
sirciferz 1 year ago
Awesome, man!
psychopomp33 1 year ago
Such a fucking genius marketing scheme. I'm gunna start writing books about aliens and shit.
eternalgracenote 1 year ago
I think alien abduction belives is a mix of religion, sexual fantasies and paranoya
TheXLink 1 year ago 37
@TheXLink I think the vast majority are a result of hypopompic hallucinations while waking up during sleep paralysis.
Nemesis000000 11 months ago 31
@Nemesis000000 Yeah, that is true. I think so to. But it is so many that have so many storys of alien gangbang and stuff. Aliens and sex is so common, a little fantasy is there to I belive. But you are right about the sleep paralysis. The brain can mess with us more than we think.
TheXLink 11 months ago
@TheXLink Aliens have a porn show called "Bang-UFO"...
janmac86 11 months ago
@Nemesis000000 Go on. You're helping support the theory from my last post.
MrMZaccone 10 months ago
@Nemesis000000 Yes I am so glad someone finally agrees with this. Quite a lot of people (my mother included) believes sleep paralysis is fake yet I suffer from it at least once a week due a high stress job. No matter how many I have it's still fucking scary.
shotgunreaper 7 months ago
@shotgunreaper People believe sleep paralysis is fake? It's a physiological fact. The only part that's theory is the idea that waking up in the midst of it can cause these kind of experiences.
Nemesis000000 7 months ago
@Nemesis000000 It's because quite a lot of people believe this is a great time relax and I envy them they can remain calm and collected when it happens. I know sometimes I like to think I can see my dreams manifest in front of me as some kind of chemical in my brain reacting to my fear, I just don't want to seem like I am crazy. :P
shotgunreaper 7 months ago
@Nemesis000000 Exactly. Once i woke during sleep paralysis and saw shadowlike figures with purple eyes leaning over me. But then i realised it was just a paralysis hallucination and i made my breathing irregular and paralysis dissapeard if few moments.
Funny stuff how some people get freaked out by a simple body mecanism like sleep paralysis.
MrPrankmastergeneral 7 months ago
@Nemesis000000 That is so true! Sleep paralysis does exactly this -you feel something scary and sinister is going to happen, you panic because you can't move, you think you're gonna die and your imagination makes up the rest. In the middle ages it was usually satan/demon/succubus but now when people get more "down to earth", UFOs are fashionable.
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@TheXLink I definitely agree with that.
MrScorn 11 months ago
@TheXLink I hear when they abduct you it really fucks up your ability to spell.
MrMZaccone 10 months ago
@TheXLink sexual fantasies you say? i wanna be abducted!
WickedJ133 9 months ago
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dolphinsneu 9 months ago
@TheXLink Religion? Not a load of religions say aliens exist.. I wouldn't stick religion under that subject
Blacckkfire 8 months ago
the general idea of "god" is even more absurd than that of aliens on earth, from a logical standpoint.
DarkCrono100 7 months ago
@DarkCrono100 I never tried to say that it is real, I am saying that I do not think religion has anything to do with it.
Blacckkfire 7 months ago
@TheXLink it's paranoia
shashankthepurifier 7 months ago
3:02 OMG LOL, she sounds like one those fake female voice actors from south park XD
SNESosT 1 year ago
@White05Turbo I didn't say it wasb;t possible, did I? I told you what I knew based on what I saw in all of my life. I didn't say they were wrong. I word my statements the way I mean them. :P
HappyGuyxlii 1 year ago
Even more proving how I believe that aliens likely didn't do what people think is the fact that if they DID abduct someone, who knows if their technology would even look like ours, and seeing from the paintings given, the sentient life looks humanoid. There would be so many different planets with different resources and technology that might harbor sentient life that it's insane to think that their technology and forms even come close to resembling ours.
HappyGuyxlii 1 year ago
These people are so fucking full of shit. It's at least fun watching just to laugh at their miserable existence in which they truly believe what they're saying.
Chubzdoomer 1 year ago
@Chubzdoomer It's comedy. If you don't believe it, then don't. If you don't want to watch their episode to see what they think, then don't.
Let me put emphasis on the word THEY. YOU don't have to believe it, but they do, and I haven't seen any sentient life that came directly form a planet or something that is not life from my visual experience.
HappyGuyxlii 1 year ago
@HappyGuyxlii I was referring to the people believing they'd been abducted by aliens, idiot, not Penn & Teller themselves. What, did you think when I said "these people are so full of shit" I was NOT referring to the people in the video who were clearly either nuts or liars!? Come on, man. Use your head next time.
Chubzdoomer 1 year ago
@Chubzdoomer Hearing these people usually makes me think of P&T when it's their show. Sorry.
HappyGuyxlii 1 year ago
Oh, by the way, (sorry to comment again) the whole "OMG I WAS PARALYZED" thing is called sleep paralysis. It's where you half wake up during the natural paralyzed state in the middle of the night. People often see horrible things going on, but can't move. It's an almost dream.
XxMissNoNamexX 1 year ago
(just tarting to watch the show but this is what im allready imagining) If some one says "ANAL PROBING" all I can think about is Christopher Walken, bein anally proped/raped in the Communion movie, and thats not a pritty picture... HIlarious, yes, but at the same time.... *shudder*
narmolania 1 year ago
@narmolania Ha ha, yeah you should see the little prank they pull with a...uhm..."probe" later on. I'm almost positive it's on this episode...
XxMissNoNamexX 1 year ago
Haha, the lady at 8:00......classic. Any normal person with normal friends and family doesn't know ANYONE that has been "abducted" by aliens, or even "seen" a "UFO" for that matter. I hope these are the same shit heads that commit suicide on December 20th 2012, the day before the "Apocalypse", rid the world of a few morons.
gestekoe 1 year ago
i read somewhere that people who think they were abducted are actually remembering their own birth...
westbayjedi 1 year ago
Most "abductees" are VERY publicity shy. These people are not abductees. They are UFO cultists, like George Adamski and co.
patrickthesaint 1 year ago
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EmberAegis 1 year ago
I guessed the nose!!!!!
joshrocks11 1 year ago
LMFAO @ the anal beads thing; and the lady is all like "this is a very sophisticate piece used to insert implants." -Dead-
RiftZM 1 year ago
What about The Hair of The Alien? Why is that case so quiet? Very strange.
Dickoz0r 1 year ago
Somewhere on the edge on the solar system the Hooloovoos are laughing their tones off at these people.
tornadomaximus 1 year ago
Here's a story for ya: When i was in bed one time and all of a sudden i couldn't move and i heard loud, futuristic industrial sounds. I was being looked at by aliens.
Actually, i was experiencing sleep paralysis, which is a basically dreaming with your eyes open. basically its a hallucination.
glaxko2 1 year ago
it would be really nice to sometime stumble on some real evidence of abduction other than peoples stories... if an story is the only evidence of alien abduction you can really say - bullshit!
JanneT32W 1 year ago
statistically its impossible for other sentient life to NOT exist in the universe.
serioushamster 1 year ago
@serioushamster thats true but the point is why the fuck would they want to visit our pathetic little ball of mud
KoopasRevengeHome 1 year ago
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@serioushamster thats true but the point is why the fuck would they want to visit our pathetic little ball of mud
KoopasRevengeHome 1 year ago
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@serioushamster thats true but the point is why the fuck would they want to visit our pathetic little ball of mud
KoopasRevengeHome 1 year ago
Ive sufferd from sleep paralysis for years and it is exactly what these quacks call "abductions"
MrSocrates420 1 year ago
Whatever these people are on i want some, but ne ways i died loling at the last part XD
thatguy9880 1 year ago