Ask Alphacat #20- Bad Butt Breath

[SomeonesLaughing]

clap scared the crap out of me in the begining lol.

[Scottpawlosk]

do you do yoga?

[Scottpawlosk]

lol almost look like drake

[aceW3RM]

Hey Alphacat! Do you pee on the side of the toilet bowl to make less noise?

[MichaelaSharp1]

5:57 YOUR MOM! lol

[MichaelaSharp1]

jinsanemane is actaly J insane Mane.

[TheBossCanon]

ok question do u ever go down flights of stares as fast as you can and feel accomplished when you do? ===thumbs up!!!=== (big fan!!!)

[iTzSinghHD]

hey Alphacat do you want to be Obama campaign manger? thumbs up so he can answer it!

[devilbike2]

i love you and dstom you are the favrite

[kipanicali]

Flying dog: Falcore

[mickeymousescg]

For all the people that don't know who Alphacat is, yes both of you, go to one of his videos. Then click the yellow button to subscribe. And finally, enjoy.

[WhatBriannaHates]

That big flying dog thing is super scary looking!!!!

[mmbroo011]

@WhatBriannaHates Rite ! Just came outta no where ! ;O

[LilJayJay98baby]

How many celebrities have u met? Have u met any?

[MichaelaSharp1]

Please Put Thumbs up so Iman Can See This!! Iman Will You Use Your Obama Voice And Rap Something?

[silvermist093]

hahahaha(:

[silvermist093]

hah he said hefah

[MichaelaSharp1]

30 Thumbs up And Alphacat Cat MUST MUST MUST Sing The Star Spangled Banner in A Bikni!

[EmilieLSO1996]

5:57 Your MOM!:)LOL

[FeralXemnas69]

do you know what this word is spelled scrambled anigav

[4444ez]

i poop in school...in the right stall

[brlsnl]

Alphacat your will was indeed spot on. Absolutely love the Obama video. Keep on keepin on. FYI, Pluto is not considered a planet anymore but a kuiper belt object because it was found that there are many thousands of other objects of similar size in the same orbital pattern around our sun at roughly the same distance. Hence the elliptical orbit. It's where most of our inner solar system comets are believed to originate. Sorry for the science lesson, and ya I thought Pluto was a dog too.

[mario64wii]

If this gets 1 like alphacat MUST do the dougie in a bikini for 25 seconds 

[thediablohelper]

@mario64wii i was the 1 thumb!

[mikaylawade99]

Ninja's Or Taco's

[DueceJiveTexas25]

How would someone get to do a video with you

[DueceJiveTexas25]

I love the videos You be going hard son

[ImThatFreshKid]

whats the difference between lebron and saturn?

[BAGELQ]

@ImThatFreshKid lebron aint got no rings son

[BAGELQ]

Respond to this video...  thanks alphacat i love your videos, i have a video on my home page that i thought was funny, but it only got 93 views...how do i break a 1,000 mark? someone tell me please!!!

[Tkdanso]

OBAMA. HAHAHAHA

[msfordham1995]

how do u come up with all those lyrics???

[TheTellytubby1995]

omg this dude is funny his will smith impression was on point!!!!

[jaystory1]

Ily lol #imjustsayin

[CurveFlame]

Hey Alpha, I was watching AA#3 on my itouch and I didn't show any related videos. Does that make you feel unique?

[411KB]

Hey Alphacat, whats in your wallet?

*annotation* your mom

LMAO



[xdcmasterx]

Hey Alphacat, why is your bicep so small?

[ShotGunRainn]

would u like to play hungry hungry hobos??

[watchmeshrink20101]

ur hot lol

[nickthestick123456]

How do I get to beat you in black ops? Your videos are the shit man, keep up the good work!

[mcfat89]

ever seen Shindler's Fist?

[donutman12b]

PLIES

YOU

[xdcmasterx]

Hey AlphaCat why you got no cuts in the bicep area?

[InTeKRoblox]

Hey Alphacat, If you yell surprise, is it considered rape? So many people at my school says it isn't considered rape if you yell surprise. Also, Pluto isn't considered a planet because a star hit it and it was seen from Earth, but it is now called the dwarf planet. Don't know why, that's all I know about why Pluto is not a planet anymore. Also, keep making your funny videos, love the one about Obama with Osama. Thank's if you put this in a video.

[Skyviewbiz]

Why aren't you or why haven't you auditioned fir Saturday Night Live??? I was always "The New Cat" because I went to so many different schools... Once, a guy behind me named Michael Jordan said "You'd better take advantage of this popularity before you get Played Out!!"....*message*

[5961238]

1F Alphacat m3ss3$ uP rE@d1nG d!S h3 h@s t0 dO "Teach me how to dougie" 1n b1k1n1 0r 1f h3 g3t's c0nfUsED r3@d1nG d1S!!! THUMBS UP!!!! SO HE SEE's dis!

[HarlingenCardinal956]

Hey Alphacat

What is your favorite NFL team and why ?

[princeleon2007]

"Your Mom" Hilarious!!!!!!

[GeArPrOd911]

"why would i wanna see a three way betwwen chris angel, david blaine, and huidini.......what kind of question is that!?" hahahahah XD

[KomiKoeko]

Hey I really wanna know if u r still goin out with Lisa lavie

[laneeshaSexy18]

Nice

[ShadowZeebProduction]

Whats your favorite song?

[1hotyungmama]

You Made this video on my daughter first birthday

[djsickspins]

I disliked the video because he tried to rape me

[marlopresley]

ALPHACAT!

Why is he not your daddy....but your grandpa?

[williena1]

Alphacat! Alphacat! ALPHACAT! dont introduce mi as williena1 but bithya cuz i am her daughter! wat is 1 thing that u pefer better chicken of CNS ( chicken noodle soup)?

I eat my chicken noodle soup in the summer with mustard abd hogie dressing

[Nathan13241]

do u ever get murphy's while ur walkin?

wedgies

[llTheCalmll]

Alphadawg, do you ever wonder how much yogurt you would have if you could save the amount thats always stuck to the bottom of the cup?

[RoyalCommentary]

Sir Alphacat, if you could have any super power what would it be, and don't say the power to have every power

[1hotyungmama]

Hey alphacat I jus want to say I love you question did you ever want to become a rapper or a singer you have a lovely voice

[iskyttlez]

Dear Alphacat what realy inspired you to do parody videos ?

[iskyttlez]

Dear Alphacat what do you say to God when he sneezes ?

[bigwes1001]

Man I want more ask alphacats!!!

[vannigg3]

is there a such thing as black a gingers if so do they have souls?

[TheFlamingo29]

Hey Iman your the most AWSOME dude on youtube! do you get pissed when peaple say burgerler instaed of bergler?

[bballbros1011]

would you rather be rich and fat, or handsome and poor?

[iskategoldcoast]

dear Iman I met a girl and I have a crush on her but I just met her and I don't know what she thinks about me

What should I do?

[hitman3240]

do ya pee in the shower?

[thaSecretz]

Can You Promote My Rapping cousin or do a parody of him? Channel is Eli360Mel. Thanks!!!

[poo4276]

Hey alphacat, does your butt start to itch if you sit down on a hard chair for too long?

Btw, love your vids!

[yah0yah]

Hey Alphacat, if a prostitute is taken advantage of is it rape or stealing. lol

[smerry911]

its been 5 weeks where is then new alphacat video??

[Sprite1002]

WHERES ASK ALPHACAT 21?

[tripleace101]

in a baseball game the batter splits the ball perfectly in half. Half of the ball is caught in the air and half goes out of the park. What is the ruling?

[officalbusiness]

wat would yu do if lisa gives birth to an egg

[TheRJ2010]

supp alphacat, alright MW2 or BLACKOPS??

[MrAustinBoston]

Pokemon or Yugioh lol?

Mario or Luigi?

Whats your favorite weapon on Black Ops?

Your mom or your dad?

What do you prefer saying more?

A. "Whats up my peeps"

B. "Whats up my homies"

C. "Whats up my niggas"

D. None of the above its "Mane get me a sandwhich!"

[guardWITcaution]

whats your favorite tv show? whats your favorite movie?

[ILuvTheColorBlu]

Do you like Chuck Norris?

[sk8aboy21]

alphacat do uhav a txt sig

[ShadowZeebProduction]

Can you please make a parody for forget you by cee lo green. WOULD BE AWESOME!

[TwistedDoll09]

Big fan here! Since you're from Cincinnati, how about doing a special Cincy edition of Ask Alphacat? I'll start you off; Goldstar or Skyline? Favorite thing to get at UDF?

[MW2Addiction]

Do you watch the NBA? If so whats your favorite team?

[jurgins]

He likes jersey shore and he named himself alfacat and more questions? no, ok.

[MickieD1223]

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?????

[MickieD1223]

Hav u ever been to Houston if so hav u ever been to frenchys fried chicken... It's the bomb

[JasperineTheRogue]

this question had been removed by the F.B.I.

[PinokisDj]

what's your favorite game?

[jawan4real]

Can yu do a transformers type video if not if you were micheal bay how would yu approach T3. Maby add the minicons since your an 80's baby.

[WhiterDragonFly]

Hey Iman what do you do if you see a friend that is gona betray his or her couple?

[thedrummaboy68]

bet u cant answer this: if con- is they opposite of pro-, is congress they opposite of progress???

[tripleace101]

hey Alphacat If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

[booger123456789bas]

oh and i posted a vid response but also wanted you to do a sheamus impression and try to pronounce this hawaiian national fish "pumapumanukanukaapua'a

[LastMinuteEntry]

Question I just thought of. I've loved all your vids but recently I found myself wondering, How do you generally go about making parodies? Do you listen to the song as you make or take lyrics and write your own with same # of syllables or what is your way of going about making parodies? (also when's the new alphacat coming out? haven't seen it on your iman channel either)

[JuneBubble]

What's your favorite candy? :)

[briandstef]

Ps. My user name is pronounce "bry and stef"

[briandstef]

AYYYYYE!! do you follow the charlie sheen junk on the news??. And if you do, do you believe you have lion blood on your veins and are you bi-winning??.

[IncredibleLikeHulk]

Yo Alphacat, where the hoe`s at?

[tmols2]

Hey Alphacat, if a natural disaster was about to strike a jail, should you evacuate the prisoners??? If not what should you do?

[QueenOfBrokenHeartzz]

OMG YOU LiVE IN THE CITY RIGHT NEXT TO MINE WANNA KICK IT TOGETHER? : D

[princeXblood]

ey you, do u perfer doing obama or drake?

[THEBEAST1213]

alphacat can you do a parody of eminem

[12345cesar]

are u upset tht the NFL is on lockdown as much as i am?

[MrKingb2]

hey Alphacat

Mario or Sonic

[DHENZdaBODYGAURD]

hey alpha, me and my friends r in the rap buisness. would u help us promote our new mixtapes? p.s. i love your videos keep doin what u do

[Cherry123491]

#ASKALPHACAT

Have You Heard or Met,

Kate (Katersoneseven)

[XFireyFlamesX]

Alphacat, is there anything you're seriously terrified of?

[bnurkic]

Do you Pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise?

[legend2defx2]

Have u ever wore the same pants u worn the previous day wit a different shirt hopin no1 notices???

[MacJohn94]

Do you love cats if yes then why? well actually if no then why as well?

[MacJohn94]

I got a big metal hammer and it works well))

[xxKaoruLoverxx]

Alphacat! Will there ever be any Alpha-kittens?

and how do you pronounce these letters; æ, ø, å?

[LaughsAlot003]

AlphaCat- How old were you when you had your 1st kiss?

[mannyjmd1]

this is the son not the real owner of this account but alphacat you read this part, it isn't important

alphacat have you even try to make n obama video with the song what im made of by sonic heros

[dance2much4life]

Why is your name Alphacat?

[15HeartAttakz]

If you were a squirt gun filled with spit, who would you shoot? lol by the way, love your videos!

[TheAngis99]

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK APLHA NEEDS A BOWTIE!

[TheAngis99]

NIGGA STOW MAH YOSHI

[TheAngis99]

ALPHACAT NEED YOUR HELP NIGGA STOW MAH YASHI

[LaughsAlot003]

on your "Magic" parody did you actually drop your phone in the toilet? your video's are freaking awesome.

[CaliforniaBear707]

Can I have it race card from "THE RACE CARD" video?

[MissyDivaa]

Hey Alphacat...

Got some odd questions for ya. :)

1. If you were a item on a food menu what would you be and why?

2. If you were a pair of shoes what shoes would you be and why?

Thanks You Awesome Person!

[RockAholic732]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN DCIGS COMEDY VIDEOS?? HE IS REALLY FUNNY

[JordanT111596]

ALPHACAT!!!!!!!! Why do your videos even have dislike buttons!?!

[dbzrunedude]

Alphacat which team( If you watch NBA Games) Is your favorite team???

[iWolfrost]

Alphacat, today (March 7th) is my birthday. Can you wish me a happy birthday please? That would make my day! Thanks!!

[playfulgirl628]

Alphacat! I freakin love u! Question:1)without looking what hand is the statue of liberty holding the torch in

2)without looking what color is the first stripe on the American flag red or white

3)without looking what 6 colors are on the classic cambell's soup label

(love yur work!)

THUMBS UP!

[XxHundredRocketxX]

U will never get this one how much wood could a woodchuck ckuck if a woodchuck could turn into chuck norris kick everyones butt and get a job as a lumberjack

[loudboy11]

Yo AlphaBEAST i have 3Questions............

Marvel or DC?

Pancake or Waffles?

Why are Softballs hard?

LOL Keep Doin' yo stuff

[ipostrandomvids]

if this gets 94 thumbs up you have to do a whole episode in a bikini

[sithu800]

Antother vid with TimDeLaGhetto?

[joeyanna20]

do you ever text and drive?

[amylouie1]

If corn oil is made of corn what is baby oil made of? LUV U'RE VIDS!

[XxHundredRocketxX]

Dear Alphacat, have you ever tripped over flat surfaces and if so why.

By the way if you want to play black ops at all my gamertag is HundredRocket3

[LANKENBOI95]

What do you think is better, East coast or West coast Hip-Hop and why?

[kristilicous1]

Star Treck Or Star Wars.? I'm Running out Of Questions....

[Wafflemix86]

Hey Alphacat. Do you ever pee on the side of the bowl to make less noise?

[shibz1000]

Hey alphacat... NO U

[igotnolyfe]

What kind of car do you drive

[simoatso]

Why are people like Kim Jong-il evil?

[YasmineOsman]

Do you feel your fans were a bit taken aback by your role in Valentines Day Three Way because they had never seen you in anything like that? And are we going to see more roles like that? Btw, can't get over your fancy parody. Hella funny!

[yoyogreenlover11]

hey alphacat, how come u dont hav a theme song for ask alphacat!?

[MeqsterMM]

Nicki minaj or Justin beiber ?!?!

[obi644]

Thumbs up if - when your driving you see if your turn signal syncs up with the turn signal of the car infront of you.

[xbitemieh]

why haven't you proposed to your girlfriend yet?

[meglovesreeses]

yo alphacat do you do t-shirt time before you hit the club?

[foodstar456]

are u a nigga or a afroamerican

how do u call your self ?

nigga of afroamerican

xD xD xD xD xD xD

but u are funny

[CocoFreckle]

|| Hey Alphacat! Do you think the person that invented the phrase "sh*t bricks" was possibly on the toilet at the time...? o.o

[xPLastiKBullet]

I stop the microwave at 1 second to feel cool.

[widereceiver20000]

Hey alphacat.

Why wuz 6 afraid of 7??????

[mauricesavagefresh]

What is your favorite football team and basketball team and what is your favorite sport?

[MichaelAngeloDAngelo]

why am i black?

[sarvelaj]

what do you use to make your eyebrow's look so big in your Drake parodies?

[lanarexy4ever]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one was there, did it make a noise??????

[portdawgs1]

Yo man, Have you ever been with more than one girl at a time?

[MrSizzleproductions]

in the race card video, what did the small print on your race card say? p.s i love your videos and hope to produce some like u one day!

[Martez24]

@alphacat CAN U POST A VID OF U PLAYIN BLACK OPS COMMENTARY

[TJSsuperFRESH]

Has anyone even mistaken you for drake on the streets?

Thank you

[MeqsterMM]

Plz answer my question! They are below!

[MeqsterMM]

1. How many fitted caps do you have?

2. Are u going to make a shoe/ sneaker like Timothydelaghetto and Destorm?

[MeqsterMM]

Pills or liquid cough syrup?