The Expendables 2 - Trailer

[meistunparteiisch]

Where is your shirt?

[vrabbas1]

How did they get all these guys together and not get Steven Seagal?

[deadpresident69]

@vrabbas1 Steven Segal had a falling out with mellinium films and swore never to work with them again also him and Chuck Norris hate eachover.

[jdmonly87]

chuck norris really ? so hard to take serious...

[lilsm555]

@jdmonly87 chuck norris is a black belt in bjj and a karate world champion. Most of these dudes are actors except randy couture.

[jdmonly87]

@lilsm555 doesn't matter really I still can't take him serious anymore one of the only movies I like him in was Delta force

[zatoichiyojimbo24]

@jdmonly87 The only real fighters are Courture and Norris

and maybe Van Damme

[jdmonly87]

@zatoichiyojimbo24 I know this I can stand everyone but Norris and Arnold

[akasyko]

@zatoichiyojimbo24 .... how about jet li? he knows more martial art styles than you can count on both hands, I found it really weird they made him look weak in the first one though.

[playbloxx]

damn this movie got me hyped again,rambo,the transporter,the universal soldier,the original punisher, the one, terminator, die hard,thor.............who else is in this movie.....oh....chuck norris

[Whizzper134]

@playbloxx Uhh...Wrong Hemsworth man. You're thinking of Chris Hemsworth. This is Liam Hemsworth his older brother.

[pac0re]

the moment i saw chuck norris i lost the plot in laughter....

after so many years of norris jokes its very hard to take him seriously

[adventuredudej]

HOLY FUCK THAT LOOKS FRICKEN EPIC BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT THEY DONT NEED ANYONE BESIDES CHUCK NORRIS AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME

[blackwire117]

How did i get to this crappy trailer from the trailer for The Raid which looks totally beast.

[AvengedKillers]

Vin Diesel should be here :D

[IIIAnchani]

Grazie infinite per il tuo canale.

Thank you so much for your channel!

(from your accent, i guess you'r italian, right?)

thank you for that trailer channel, i will watch all of these movies... ecxept for nutcracker ;D

...and you're really beautiful. great dress ;D

[udown24]

Vin deisel? Are u stupid?

[MrFerrarius]

GAY

[apple8kamk]

fuck you ugly bitch

[TheGimpPimp1]

John Carter will be out March 9th...Not May 9th you bad English speaking Bitch..!!!

[TheGimpPimp1]

I'm just glad they went with Van Damme instead of Seagal....

[FXCProductions]

I better see a roundhouse kick in this movie

[FXCProductions]

Let's hope the story is realistic this time. WHo am I kidding its and action movie lol

[Danarchistic1]

I can't believe the first movie made enough money to fund a sequel.

[Brokephi316]

CHUCK NORRIS lemme rockya lemme rockya CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS that's all I wanna do!

[TheArslan48]

I hope it will be a better movie because i like these guys most of them are my favorite action heroes

[MrSiickness13]

OMG CANNOT WAIT OMG OMG OMG HOPE ARNY ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING THIS TIME OMG OMG

[supershisno]

The level of testosterone in this movie is too damn high!!

[MrKoper18]

We was waiting so many time to see those people in one movie ;D 2Bad that Seagal wasn't want to play in this movie

[Dglaproductions]

we're all seeing it for that 2 minute clip with Arnold.

[MrSpukinator]

she would be hotter with longer hair

[wingzero7X]

CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!!

[fnpevil]

Jesus Christ lets not give any props to Scott Adkins but we throw Thor's brother in there??? WTF

[blinkingdude]

Schwartzenegger always said he'd be back!

[MarkConway73]

oh my fuck! Schwartzie!

[Danny83345]

wow i love her accent :P

[YungHolly503]

THAT LINEUP IS CRAAAZZZZYYYYY

[mgcsport91]

i hope you all know Chuck Norris is the reason that this movie is going to be rated PG-13 (less epic) and not R (more epic)... he lost some serious man points in my book

[juanelocastaneda]

machete should be there!

[DSmoothMike]

Now this smells of an epic manly action movie!

[TheOneWayEntertain]

I like how everyone is up chuck norris's ass on these comments even though he majorly fucked stallone over in the production of this movie.

[Crax1020]

Djokovic vs Chuck Norris !

[kimokono2020]

can someone tell the name of the music please??

[ringobears]

@politologastor. The movie production didn't scare away the bats, they were frightened by chuck norris' awesomeness.

P.S go hug a fuckin tree

[Ezzio992]

Loki: - I have an army...-

Stark: -we have a Hulk..-

Stallone: -we have a Chuck, losers!!!-

[Mayhem999xD]

@Ezzio992 fail...

[TombstoneInc]

I wish Americas TV was like some other countries. In other places you can show topless women on the news, you can show softcore sex on TV. Its a shame that America doesnt allow that, stupid FCC.

[svfederico123]

Chuck Norris' toes are all BIG toes.

[J25ANDJ23AWB]

WE AS PEOPLE IF WE ALL GO AND WATCH THIS MOVIE TOGETHER AS ALL ACTION TESTOSTERONE FILLED FANS WE KNOW WE ARE WE MIGHT JUST MAYBE GET STALLONE'S ATTENTION TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO THIS SEQUEL IF WE JUST WHINE LIKE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES THIS IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY AS A 17YR OLD WATCHING THESE STARS ON TV WITH MY DAD AND WATCHING HIM GAZE IN AMAZEMENT FROM THIS TRAILER IS WHAT BEING A TRUE OF FAN IS ALL ABOUT FOR ANYBODY READING THIS I THANK YOU !

[mrtecktonik9]

solo falta goku xD

[The19paul68]

Chuck Norris the secondhand of God. Chuck Norris = Next to Perfect.

[das81]

Nice and ironic to see Scott Adkins with Van Damme as his right hand.

[shanemerrigan1994]

Trailer Starts 0:18

[chrisfl1991]

I thought it was CHRIS Hemsworth, not his li'l bro. :(

[SHNGHN]

Chuck Norris INVENTED Steven Seagal!

[TheUltimateDevz]

Stillone, Statham, Norris, Arnold, Liam Neeson, Will Smith

I want a film with these in :D

[MrJuansnake]

the best to the best, STALLONE, he is the boss

[dalciran]

The trailer looks amazing and I can't wait for the movie it's cut to be the most amazing action film in this genarration.

[thehoff1982]

Epic! now we just need mr t. jesse ventura and carl weathers!

[magicwanddd]

chuck norris in this movie would be so tough he'd take an unloaded 9mm and stab it through someones chest like it was a hunting knife

[Ebb1993isgreat]

I bet the dictator is none other than Van Damme...

[TELLTALERAVEN1]

The manliest movie ever!

[tjlewis21]

what about seagal?



[DEZEKER08]

@tjlewis21 I heard they asked him but he didn't want to do it.

[FuZioNHD]

oh and don't forget the rock

[FuZioNHD]

Vin diesel and wesley snipes?!

[kherubhm]

@FuZioNHD, they will probably be in the next movie if it comes out.

[makaveli2584]

AMAZING CAST!!!!!

[asiansensationmd]

Ok for some weird reason I was leaning towards German or French. Either way, she's attractive!!

[asiansensationmd]

Who's this woman host w/ the weird accent??

[nocolourproduct]

@asiansensationmd russian i think...

[polancodanny]

They should put mel gibson Kurt russell if patrick swayze will been alive he well been in on it. van diesel. Denzel washington .

[GoofytheDoof]

CHUCK FUCKIN NORRIS OH HELL YEAH

[JohnnyBoy933]

take it off

[leavinghope1970]

Proof that the end of the world is coming.

[iordanis814]

omg soo many good actors

[nibirux2012]

In small screen I thought she was wearing only bra.

[cdh98]

this and the new g.i. joe how many cheesy action movies( even if they are good they will stil be cheesy)

[doblajesj]

Rated T - for Testosterone!

[ADILTOTTI]

Rated M ... for MANLY

[ramalekshmans]

Stallone wouldn't be interested to do this project without Chuck Norris.

[VheeByrne]

hey im a girl. lol. and i NEED to watch this!! AAHHHH XD

[TheSupermando]

nice film

[Graanolaa]

Chuck norris can kick all the asses of the expandables xD and the name of the movie have to be ¨CHUCK NORRIS and the expandables 2¨

[Listenkids]

@Graanolaa Nice joke, oh wait the only joke here is Norris' career. :)

[ismail8396]

wtf isn't john carter from terminator



[Wootdafook]

I think I just came.

[sghost258]

my pc crashed at 0:54

[imortal22]

Stallone loves male growth hormone.. loves it!

[svfederico123]

Van Damme, Stallon and Shwarzenegger????? I hope there's subtitles!

[Mattyboyzie]

@svfederico123 hahahaha!

[TerrorGrimmJaw]

@svfederico123 rofl xD

[kayan191]

Arnold is back again and again and again....age 170

[a1b2c3d4s19]

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

[a1b2c3d4s19]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

[a1b2c3d4s19]

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

[a1b2c3d4s19]

Chuck Norris' beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals.

[a1b2c3d4s19]

The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night..........

[SOOFmysterX]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids.... but Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't cry.

[foreveramr]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on the shower he looks at it untill it crys

[Djarcon]

Massive Troll Trailer man, massive troll!

[MrFox1eni]

damn the host is hottt

[sheiksubra]

is the host slavic or scandinavian?

[lkonar123]

Why the fuck are you the person who does this, you can't speak english at all. Plus you sound like an eight year old reading out her fucking book report

[FormerHuman]

@lkonar123 English as a second language likely owns English as your first language. Also, French women are considerably sexier than fat white American armchair grammar nazis.

[itsFUGIeveryone]

Chuck Norris once killed 123 terrorist with 2 bullets... the first one was a warning shot

[daudaudoc]

@wing393 you sir deserve an award

[spidermony91]

whens it come out?

[wing393]

I heard that this movie is a documentary simply showing Chuck Norris on his way to work :D

[MsSamara13]

Van Damma, he sucks as an action actor!!! HAHahahahahahahaha

[MrSonyInternetTV]

chuck norris is not a bad ass he is desperate for mula and does WOW commercials

[thetariqman]

HOLY GOD THAT GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL.....

[TtimWh]

bruce willis: 'u gonna pay me back'

stallone: *duckface*

[Gibtrickz]

i only clicked on this link coz i thought it was a longer trailer, i didnt think some random foreign chick would just be talking before and after.

[FormerHuman]

@Gibtrickz clearly nothing wrong with it, though.

[wanadorm]

Chuck norris was once a badass, then he took a arrow in the knee!



[chrissybabes123]

@wanadorm Yeah that joke has gone now.

[hamzaaliarshad]

is that a movie or Hollywood reunion?? m a bit confused!!!

[buckeyeinblack]

I know what you mean manasdgh80kj456+

[playerkiller0111]

They should add BAD BOYS and LETHAL WEAPON :D

[foreveramr]

norris , arnold , willis , stallone and van damme (TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE) :D:D

[NkoBellik]

@foreveramr Van Damme Is GAY!!! XD

[foreveramr]

@NkoBellik

one laser from Norris eyes can fix him XD

[aldeeoink]

@foreveramr Poor director, Superstars are more expensive to hire..

[danielnewty]

Check Norris Doesn't Wear A Watch, He Decides What Time It Is

[lashkaretoiba]

Should of been jackie chan.

[MrLegend0777]

For all the guys who had to sit through Twilight with their gals...this ones for you. :)

[sweetchick204]

@MrLegend0777 I had to sit through twilight with my bf too! This one is for me to Ha Cant wait.

[papalolita]

@MrLegend0777 If a man could be whipped into seeing Twilight, he isn't much of a man anyway, and no amount of testosterone infusion from an Expendables movie will help.

[FPSpro1]

Chuck Norris with the Heckler and Koch G36E with 4x internal telescopic site. Jizz. In. My. Pants.

[FrankGarrett316]

There's no such thing as evolution, Chuck Norris is single handedly responsible for the animal we've come to know as the giraffe.

[FrankGarrett316]

They really needed to take Jet Li out and replace him with someone else, Li can't speak English at all, has no intonation, he's pretty useless.

[cvb456123]

@FrankGarrett316 Li does his own thing, he's more on hand to hand combat rather than using guns. It'll be alright dude, everyone does his own thing. :)

[sethzky77]

It's an 80's action orgy, guess seagall's the behind the scenes fluff boy.

[MultiTomification]

i think i just jizzed in my pants

[MrJurek48]

Action,effect.......super !

[bozennkak]

Interessante

[5252sawyer]

interesujacy!

[Enyoiyourself]

So much testosterone in one place, my dick blew off and I grew a new one

[shmenditt]

mi dick just exploted

[Dimasjendro]

@shmenditt wtf is exploted

[greyfox68j]

Sorry Sly, but this is CHUCK NORRIS' CREW!!! HAIL CHUCK!!!

[makeupbygloria]

would hav lovd it even more if seagal was in there

[xmenz123]

ok now they pulled van damme in , now i have to watch 

[ryuzaki9x]

I thought Jet Li will not be returning in The Expendables 2. And some said that his character (Yin Yang) will die at the beginning of the movie. Could somebody say something about this ? Seriously I don't want him to die :(

[vakama94]

holy crap, Chuck Norris? nice!

[zabeliiulet]

her accent sucks !!

[zabeliiulet]

1:01 Boyka !!!

[HolyBomb]

i hope arnold wont appear for only that scene on the trailer..

[13hbbh]

chuck norris won the iron chef by microwaving pizza pops.

[mameow]

i want to shave chuck norris's head

[ahmadazim1919]

What is up with this thing about Chuck being a badass?

[crisgringo91]

her accent is really hot.

[bluraymex23]

where is bolo yeung ?



[genecrazy]

Steven Segal, Kurt Russel, Patrick Swayze, Clint Eastwood, and Donnie Yen are some of the guys I would want to see added.

[ruadhrose]

@genecrazy Well Swayze would be very tough as he is deceased. Eastwood is a bit too old for this anymore. Russell...um no. I can definitely see Segal though.....

[davstec3]

@genecrazy ummm Patrick Swayze is dead you dumbass

[genecrazy]

@davstec3 CG Patrick Swayze. LOL

[ktreagus]

@genecrazy

I think Clint needs a walking frame now, and Swayze would have to be added as a digital effect since he's dead.

[200sxc1]

CHUCK NORRIS won American Idol using sign language

[JDBW]

They forgot Mr. T and Dwayne Johnson

[juanincognito]

Where is jackie chan?

[ImNotRushin]

What is up with this thing about Chuck being a badass? If he was really bad ass as what the people says he is, he would have to come to my house and slam my head on the keybjmunhyg6t5fr4deswao8aqr876­­qgnapdkh

[So1othurn]

@ImNotRushin dtyhfskj egrah dhfju,lr 7koyi  trjyty66y5rjk

[TheFactoryReject]

@ImNotRushin Yeah... get off reddit and other people's comments.

[buckeyeinblack]

@ImNotRushin I know what you mean manaiogfatga74iulk549[4]56fiur­u

[SharnOfTheDEAD]

@ImNotRushin this is one of the best Chuck Norris posts ive seen