Alberto Gonzales Can't Find A Job

[Cam6990]

This stupid mexican needs to tell his people to get the fuck out of the US of A and quit taking our jobs......put some eletricity on the fucking fence

[MyTotalRemedy]

He would likely be the first one if there were prosecutions, but he's a Harvard-trained lawyer, not an idiot.

[TAz69x]

Piece of shit should be in prison, getting waterboarded legally for details on the Bush administration's illegal activities...

[MyTotalRemedy]

They took his job!

You know why he had such a hard time getting a job back?

Those illegals!

[MrIKe1234]

I learned so much from not having a job Ill replae is for Your liFE!

[HappyToysRUsKid]

Well, he's got a job in my town now. Texas Tech University. Lubbock, Texas. Can't say we're very proud to have him, though.

[derekgonzalez361]

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ITS SAD TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE LOST......Its all about Misleading/Deceiving & to Con. Being a victim is what is creating hatred. Dont let "THOSE" politicians fool you...I wish the best for you and hope you are doing Great!! Truly reading the Bible can make you see whats Truth! (called wisdom) IM PROUD OF ALBERTO FOR NOT GIVING IN & SNOOPIN TO THEIR LEVEL TO LIE.....Take Care

[PNACATTACKdotCOM]

Damn. What was name of this gonzo video?

I have no recollection. :)

Like a Total Recall - Recoil...oil :D

[kevjo66]

The guy had his tongue up Jr. Bush's ass for 8 years, who would want to give this turd a job.

[vseae15o]

Hi, I am un chinito and just wanna share yeah i know how yall feel. He sold out the latin community.

[rudeawakeningxxx]

alberto gonzales is the rosa lopez of the 2000's. setting all latinos back. what an idiot.

[rudeawakeningxxx]

I'm latino and alberto gonzales is an uncle tom piece of shit. fuck him. he's a disgrace to all latinos. fuck that asshole.

[DustinKoffman]

Cenk, you need a tie and what's with that haircut?

[bz538]

Water boarding isnt torture. Think of it as a half body swimming pool.

[Th3chozen1]

That  isn't remotely funny at all.

[alexebling]

Conservatives aren't people. Think of them as half brained animals.

[chewbaca1989]

They haven't gone after anybody.

[sadie0087777]

I am embarrass that Alberto is hispanic. He is an embarrassment to our race. But he is mexican american. Not the same nationality, thank god...I think he held us back for years now.

[MikeySmiley21]

I thought you would be angry, burrito breath? XD

[MyTotalRemedy]

@MikeySmiley21

The left always shows their true colors here.

[ratsemor]

Can't find a job? he should do what Carl "Hog Boss" Rove and other rejects from the last administration become an Analyst for Fox News.

[upsilon054]

I guess what bothers me most about your comment is not only that it might come true, but that regular Fox viewers would believe him.

[ratsemor]

scary as it is now with Rove, Hannity, Beck, Oreilly, Coulter, that sell out filipino girl, and the biggest Dick Morris. I watch them to make my own mind i just find myself turning the channel from FOX now a days, a lot of hate and no solutions.

[faceclutch]

Good! That little midget taco needs to be stoned

to death!

[daloone]

He dont need a job, his nose is up bushs ass. Those who gave the orders and those who execute them are the same. Look what happend to the Nazi leaders, and lower ranking officers.

Gonzales, is a dick. fk him and fuck the US Government. There are a bunch of thugs and criminals

[freshhug]

Yes they are.

[EnigmaHood]

Alberto needs to be brought up on criminal charges along with Bush and Cheney.

[bobbytiger]

The great thing is........

that Gonzales doesn't have to find a job.

Obama will take care of him.

Roberto will have his home mortgage reworked, get free college tuition, universal health care and higher welfare/unemployment payments and food stamps.

Obama so pledged.

[redhead761]

Alberto Gonzales should be hauled in with Bush, Cheney & Rumsfeld. They should each receive a cell with a large, hairy, horny deviate who can show them what "torture" really feels like. And WHAT?....... No jobs for a Bush-loving, skeevy, law-bending dickhead? What's this world coming to!? Gonzales got awarded a high paying job just because he was an ass-hole buddy of Bush's. That's what happens when power shifts, dickweed! You get left out! Live with it! :)

[jpbroadwater]

i agree 100%

[redhead761]

Thank you! If we could get MORE people to agree, despite their PARTY affiliation, this kind of scum bag wouldn't even get into a Govt. position! Old buddy appointments should be outlawed...we could have also done without "Brownie", who did such a GREAT JOB! ...at the race track! At the very least, Obama took PAINS to find some of the best to be had to fill posts, and no "yes-men!" That ALONE is better than the Bush Administration EVER did! That's change!!!!

[jpbroadwater]

brownie?? that's a racist comment. just because someone isn't white doesn't make them less of a person.

[sadie0087777]

I am embarrass to be the same race as this guy (alberto)

[shoujokakumei39]

i know so much for positive mexican representations. he had to be a fucking corrupt bastard lol

[klard]

Gonzales can't find a job? Surprise but law firms are looking for intelligent people. Gonzales is an intellectual lightweight.

[TheMann2000]

HE'S BACK!!!

[lixueryo]

"cuz i told myself it was ok" :D i love that

[abdooool]

loooooooool

[WKaliber1]

being mexican, he should visit Home Depot

there are always plenty of them standing there and he would certainly find something

[technicschic]

(cont'd) Finally, we already are doing the terrorist's job for them if we destroy the foundations of rights and civil liberties this country was founded on.

[technicschic]

Firstly, torture does not provide reliable information, so even if you did get them to say something by waterboarding them, you may end up chasing a false lead. Secondly, over 80% of the people in Gitmo were NOT found on the battlefield but were basically SOLD to us in exchange for a bounty by Afghanis and Pakistanis - we don't even know if they ARE terrorists. Thirdly, Obama never said he would release all of them, just give them trials - if they are guilty, they will be found guilty.

[rollsthepaul]

Gonzales comes from a 5th rate Law School. He is not qualified to be AT but he might get a job in another line of work.

[Thelawisanass]

He went to Harvard Law School, fyi

[joshstevens76]

Gonzales can't find a job? Gee, I wonder why.....

[Richardgwm]

Alberto Gonzales must be tried and executed.

[rogulet666]

I heard they were laying off bus-boys, guess this confirms that.

[Quizline89]

Al Gonzo, the poor pauper puppet that was controlled by Cheney's iron fist in Bush's White House. His credibility... well, he didn't have any. All of Bush's cabinet and Citigroup cronies should all be wearing prison orange.

[DillonX]

We need to see Gonzales, Bush, Cheney, Rice, and Rumsfeld in stripes.

[fleurduhleah]

Cenq, I'm a big fat fan ( at 5'7," 140 lbs. I do  try every day to lose that extra 10 lbs.)

Who ARE these people that write on your blog/website/thingy-ma-jiggy? These people don't get you. I do.

"Now, for a more insightful, vitriolic diatribe, let us welcome our new field (literally she lives in a field) correspondent located in backassward rural Alabama . Welcome the last living liberal Southern Baby Boomer, Queen Leah."

Call me Cenq!

PS I'm 57 and strongly object to "LOL."

[PlayT0E]

Alberto Gonzales authorized torture to make people confess their crimes.

Alberto Gonzales should be taken to gitmo, tortured till he confesses to some crimes (that he never did) and then be left to rot in jail as punishment for them.

[Bubba186]

yep, gonzales will be the loyal fall guy, just like scooter...hard to get a job when the world has seen that you are dumber than a box of rocks....

[ram8704]

Gonzalez is gonna get railroaded..... Its sad because he doesn't see it coming.

[HEYBUDD]

Bad news people. Today, the new president, obama winfrey, signed into law that uncle sam will now be called uncle tom.

[fenderbass]

uncle sam has already been uncle tom for isreal.

[bustosricky]

yeah, he also fixed another bush fuck-up.

he should sign a document to ban douches from the country that follow limbaugh mindlessly.

[BlooBeluga]

he could get a job being a nigerian pirate then

[bodemusa]

It's SOMALIAN PIRATE retard!

[hellshade2]

they all need to be investigated

[voomradio1]

Gonzales is the most unlike latino in history I think. Douche Bag!

[eljefereal]

Ain't that the truth! Bush tried to bring down blacks by running Powell's name into the ground, his SoS was despised at State, now his idiotic AG happens to be Latino.

At least AAs now have Obama. Who are we Mexicans stuck with? Bill Richardson? Hmph!

[derekgonzalez361]

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[MyTotalRemedy]

@derekgonzalez361

He is one damn brave dude, and the left really went after him.

Interrogation saved people's lives.

[SHIFTYMCSHIFT21]

You are SOOOO funny! AND SO RIGHT! Lock them all up in Gitmo! You don't have to close it. It can be a "politicians' get away destination".

[Bobbiethejean]

Well boo-fucking-hoo for him.

[Obomah]

FIRST!

[Dradeeus]

God, I hope if they prosecute Gonzoles, he's gonna roll on some other people, which starts a chain reaction. Maybe. Unless they're too scared to talk.

[baddmanaz]

@2:47-2:52 - i keep tellin ya: cenk would make an excellent cartoon character voice artist!

[crowdaddy13]

being a crooked ass, lying asshole isnt a good thing to have on your resume. i hope he is selling his asshole for crack, under a bridge in a few years, fuck him

[hhubble]

"I'm afraid I do not recall what I did"

I do not recall if I said I do not recall. And boy genius wonders why he cannot find a job. Let alone your a fucking criminal, you're an incompetent criminal!!!!!

[CrocodileMonkey]

Gonzoles is going to turn into some ambulance chaser

[BobfromSydney]

Lawyer that can't find a job? Gonzales is a damn fool for saying that in public. A lawyer not being able to find a job has the same shame level as a doctor who can't get a job. Professions like law and medicine can ALWAYS find jobs. The only reason why you wouldn't be able to is if the rest of the profession despises you, which I suspect is how the american legal community feels about Gonzales.

[ajc06]

25thrs: "24" is a fucking TV show. That "ticking time bomb" scenario works in 24 only because the writers make it so!

And speaking of the Taliban... You mean to tell me that Bush failed to remove the Taliban, and not only are they back in Afghanistan, but they could take over the entire United States? What are you, some sort of "lieberal fucktard" who hates the troops?

Also, why is it that you're the only one talking about "big black dildos" and "slurpin' obamas dick"? Fantasies?

[l0gically]

Cenk, your sarcasm rocks. It makes these guys look like the fools that they are.

[Xerxes4242]

Cenk, you do a great Gonzales impression

[widgit007]

"Circular logic" , Damn right.

[rjanis123]

two suggestions .. pro bono work .. or ... he could stand near an off ramp with a sign that reads "will torture for food"

[facelesshorseman]

I expect that kind of reasoning from a guy in a foil hat barking at demons in my alley at 3 in the morning.

See you there Al!

[mrsmelzbad]

I got a job for him.....start sucking

[thanks4tuningin]

He does come off dim witted....uuhg

[ibwilliamsi]

You are an idiot.

[thelastemperor909]

1st

[espltd12]

It hasn't even been a week you let bush go for eight years but one week with obama and he is the antichrist

[Xerxes4242]

YoungTurks haven't given Bush slack at all

[darealdjnutz]

Bush doesn't deserve any slack. He should be in jail.

[Xerxes4242]

Absolutely

[espltd12]

Also why is it detremental to you if you are Canada as your page says and alot of people gave bush slack for the first five years than decided to tighten the rope if obama does what bush did hell yeah the criticism will get more severe.

[Atheistprimate]

Nor should they, Bush is a criminal.

[jsg103]

Its amazing that clintons presidency was tarnished and he was impeached because he screwed a chubby jewish girl in his office (who hasn't...lol) yet bush tortues, lies about wmd, and many other things all while running the u.s.a. into the ground and nothing happens.

[Xerxes4242]

Haha people are seeming to misunderstand me.

I agree with YoungTurks, they shouldn't(and haven't) been letting Bush off, and he should be in jail.

[espltd12]

yes they are liberals they are biased they don't hide that fact unlike fox news who claim to be fair and balanced so is msnbc they have however said obama is doing the wrong thing by playing to the republicans and tyt have said that he shouldn't be cutting taxes now it is one fucking week give it a hundred days and you will have a clearer picture of his vision.

[spikebtvs]

they did, go look it up b4 you post

[achampag]

poor baby

[SpearMaster]

Please, shut the hell we up! Everybody has something in there past that is shady. If you got a problem, why don't you run for President next time! Damn.

[Curtie555]

Boy, you are really convincing me to turn republican!

[noracism11]

alberto gonzales should go back to mexico ....where he comes from!!!

he will fit right in.....CORRUPTION...is normal in the mexican culture!!

get the hell out of the US gonzales!!!

[vibrohm]

hey fredo! oh, berto!

[TokyoNiGHTS1]

He should look on the bright side, if things go right then he'll soon have a job making license plates.

[samwise862]

agreed.

[counting1970]

Over 60 years ago, there was a defense used at the Nuremberg trials where the defendants basically said, "well, we were just following orders". It didn't work; they hanged them anyway. So they decided 60 years ago it was a bullshit defense. I doubt it will work now.

[RadarKat73080]

Welcome to Bush's America Bert!

Glad I'm not the only one having trouble finding a job.

[eshfemme]

Dude, if the Obama administration was planning to not prosecute, the Bushies sure are making it really hard for them to not prosecute with how fucking retarded they're being-- boasting about how they're going to get off scot free.

[WKaliber1]

being mexican, he should visit Home Depot

there are always plenty of them standin there and he would certainly find something

[Tatorandtot]

He can mow my lawn!

[callsignHUSKER]

great vid !!

[kennyp987]

yes im 3rd!

fail.

[1988430]

im 2nd

[kekekwon]

lols

[StrangeOctoberDay]

Anyone surprised he cant find a job??

really??? lol

[syedm90]

woo fist!!!!

[BlkUnk]

1 fail!

[fjackson90]

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1988430]

2nd place