Dane Cook-Bad Relationships!

[MayzeSigSzalay]

7:56 EURGHHHHHH face LOL

[MayzeSigSzalay]

LMAO sooooo very true

[zil1456]

129 people dont even know

[notsocooldudes]

Watch the video, you can keep a straight face no problem.

Read the comments, you will laugh your ass off.

[pintchofsalt]

Message to Dane Cooks Dad: ''Fail''

[TheWAHTShowTV]

Dane is... mmm... retarded

[Chika100209]

wow his HOT

[Phoenicion]

lmfao

[debberz09]

me and my ex. lmfao

[newstarsareborn]

We are BRAIN NINJAS! SHOW YOUR NINJA-NESS!

[cvbm9]

Girls in the kitchen? Seems about right.

[MissGloria95]

8:32 voice crack on "them" ahahaha

[MissGloria95]

Lisa seriously!

[CarmeloProductions]

126 people actually bought the noodles

[baconimos123]

you just drove into fuckville. - ... and she is the MAYOR!!!

[MissGloria95]

the thing with touching the face, and the windshield wiper hand motion is so true lolololololol

[MissGloria95]

LMFAO is all i have to say to this guy.

[pvs745]

WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKIN NOODLES?????

[SkankinDevil89]

fuck dane cook

[onemorenightthefirst]

@SkankinDevil89 oh i would! LOL

[musicfreak758]

when my ex did the leg lock thing....i couldnt help but laugh xD

[neavah233]

YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW! (pimp slaps)

[ummagumma00]

how on earth did this dude get so popular?

[Dax424242]

the funny pat is how right he is!

[mynameistanner11]

I really want some noodles right now

[RyanBoobMan]

Legit relationship advice. Thanks Dane :D

[neverunderstoodyou]

the guys only win the other .1% do to technacalties



[HeartOfInsanity]

8:51 i lost it XD

[JunaMess]

3:31

"..And at some point, three days later, thirty days later, EVERYTHING YOU'RE FUCKING SAYING."

ahahaha wtf??

[MUSTANGmaniak2010]

hes not that funny, whats with all the hype?

[LuvMeLoveMeMore]

hehe.....he

[DancingMedicineMan]

hot bird right at the end.

[SukiUsagiHime]

hmm reminds me of the little bomb i have on tap "yes honey...no honey...don't worry about it...well if it bothers you that much i guess you can come to MY room later when you're done."

[bzfangirl]

heh, what would I do with out Dane Cook?

[HunterJumperStudios]

We. Are mental terrorists. We are brain ninajs. Haha, oh yeah.

[GleefulOtter]

The funniest part, and I'm saying this as a girl, is that all of this is true. LOL.

[jessanexx]

I fucking love noodles and I've loved them my whole LIFE!

[ninetails009]

i dont get why alot of people (including many comedians) hate Dane COok

[cgman04]

you know what the funny part is? this is all completely true :p

[HappyButSarcastic]

MY FATHER IS A BRILLIANT MAN

[DrayFan12]

She doesn't...even...KNOW!!!

[kennapaige1828]

122 people didnt get their F*cking noodles. shame on you jerks lol

[chickenbutt123ish]

I made my girlfriend cry yesterday '') 

[GreenEyedMonster96]

@chickenbutt123ish Nice....

[SketchyFX14]

You dont even knowwwww DX

[soccorchick45]

ZOMG !!!!! SO fucking true!!!!!!!!!! Watch out boys Girls r slowly taking over MWAHAHAHA =)

[erkandemir]

MENTAL TERRORIST , YEP THEY ARE INDEED:/ FCKERSSS:)

[buhbooful]

i love his laugh

[Ringthehedgehog]

lol. my sister is friends with the couple who fought about the jelly.

[funnilishes24]

lmao 8:51 best part

[sSanctum]

YOU DONT EVEN...KNOW!

[kno186]

its all scrambled cuz your a fukin retard IN ORDER!! IN ORDER!!! now fight me for 3 days cuz im bored

[youch123able]

Who bought the fuking noodles XD

[XxToxicRandomnessxX]

GOD FUCKING DANE COOK THIS GUY I SWEAR xDDDD!!!!!!!

[missjay012]

"you know why he bought them ? Because he's a smart fucking guy" HILARIOUS ^^

[TheReligionOfGaming]

Uh-Oh 

[samuelsixvids]

he is not funny

[sexybitch2060]

you dont even know!!!!! funny shit

[aquaraminta]

Dude, we are brain NINJAS. Don't screw with us. 'cuz your dumb, just like your father

[gisliorngardarsson1]

omg he is so cute and funny

[meggiedoos96]

thts exactly y we r powerful cuz we r fucking brain ninjas man!!!

[awesomefrancesco97]

Dude i totally act like this sometimes to my guy friends...I AM A BRAIN NINJA!!!

[earsuboat]

What a shitty comedian

[Karhimo]

@earsuboat What a shitty troll.

[RedStringsAreFate]

what if the wife bought the noodles?

[skateboardersanonous]

hannah spelled backwards is hannah

[myKyuubischild]

oh shit, i should be taking notes.

[coolcatblue22]

1,234 likes? DEAR GOD....

[furonwarrior]

You go that way and I'll go this way. Good times! :D

Done that with my second girlfriend. Yup...

[leoshow1the1]

Press 3 and wait till he said win and then you press 9 

[Nizwiz411]

No but seriously wtf did she mean by I'm stupid like my father?

[nissanskyline923]

MY FATHER'S A BRILLIANT MAN!!!!

[jonasfan2907]

"Where the fuck do I live?" ROFL

[AshleyLovesDale100]

WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES! I DID, I BOUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES, SO GO AHEAD AND ENJOY MY FUCKING, THE NOODLES I BOUGHT.

I'VE LIKED NOODLES MY WHOLE LIFE! AND YOU KNOW WHY, YOU KNOW WHY CAUSE MY DAD USE TO BUY ME ALL THE FUCKING NOODLES I WANTED, IF I SAY DADDY I WANT SOME NOODLES, AND HE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT THEM FOR ME, YOU KNOW WHY, CAUSE HES A SMART FUCKING GUY!!!! hahaha.

[writerchick124]

"Now fight me for three days because I'm bored!"

[piusgirl2011]

"brain ninja".... hmmmm.... i like the sound of that =D

[aublake123]

he is so right

[aublake123]

hashahahahahhaaha

[AllThatJazz717]

HHAHAHAHAH that was good.

[SledR8cr]

Women are Mental Terrorists!! I love it. Its so true. Women are viscious and vindictive and coniving, lying, selfish bitches!! Almost 97% of women are. The other 3% are awesome and they had lots of brothers!!

I know. I am one of that 3%

[gindo16]

OMG I FUCKING LOVE THIS ! HAHAHA

[peanutbuttercrunc100]

you dont..even...*high pitched scream* KNOW!!<----best part, and its so true. females, stop fuckin thinking all men are pigs, trust me when i was in maintenence...ive seen your bathrooms, you are far worse than the guys so dont even play that shit.

[Blakvortex707]

YES HAHA I WIN im the winner go talk to your mom for 4 hours im gonna play XBOX! lollololololol dane cook rules

[Mwahsonly88]

Lmao!

[Mwahsonly88]

Lmao! We can't even remember the layout of our house...

[thirdtender]

110 people are stupid like their father :D

[Kodimous]

he took the cd's from the truck joke from Jeff Foxworthy.

[CRyt1KaL]

ENJOY MY FUCKING NOODLESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[amor987654321]

MY FATHERS A BRILLIANT MAN!

[christiesmith91]

we women are brain ninjassss!

[xavierbigsby33]

WHO BOUGHT THE FUCKING NOODLES ?!?!?!

[VedderGirrl]

Now fight me for three days 'cause I'm bored!

[antonrusss]

you just driven into fuck vile

Mayor:Her

population:you

[AllAboutWolves]

its also named "WHY WOMEN WIN FIGHTS"

[MusicAngel8196]

Story of my love life.

[fantasygirl411]

Does Dane Cook have a problem wth someone named Karen? Because he's always talking about someone named Karen.

[Leafheart12]

where the F*ck do i live

This is a pantry

LMFO

[silentangel123]

ME: kelsy you need to leave him hes a total ass

KELSY: i cant

ME: y??

KELSY: my flip flops are in his closet

ME: WTF THEY R FROM THE DOLLAR STORE ill buy you new ones..

KELSY: but those have y foot print in them already.

[jerin428]

@silentangel123 fail joke -.-

[supercassidy21]

@silentangel123 fail



[slipknotbfmv2]

dane cook isnt that funny calm down.....

[powerwolf901]

-rolls on floor laughing-

[JesterUK2]

3 days, 30 days later-

EVERYTHING YOU'RE FUCKING SAYING

[XxDesimexX]

YAY for us mind ninjas! lol

[Itylsi]

Okay srsly, the crowd needs to STFU and stop cheering after EVERY FRACKING LINE.

[TheDimsh]

if she says that I'm gonna punch her in the vagina ...

[ThebesiegedClown]

All of this is true, trust me.

[idateawesomeninjas]

WOOHOO!!! IM A BRAIN NINJA!!!!

im totally gonna use that on a future boyfriend im just gonna say "your stupid like your father" and make him pace in his basement and yell out "MY FATHER IS A BRILLIANT MAN!!! YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!!"

watch out future boyfriend, imma got set a bomb in your cerebellum

[Nizwiz411]

@idateawesomeninjas why are you making comments on youtube? why are you not in the kitchen making me a sammich?

[morganhodder]

@idateawesomeninjas fuck the script. it doesn't work that way. you have to customize the comment according to where they're most emotionallly, or mentally, or spiritually vulnerable. being vulnerable about his father is such a cliche!

[blAdEMCL]

where the fuck do i live, that is a pantry

[gingervesta]

ok, the fuckville part is freaken awesome!!!!! i've personally used it in a fight i was having with a good friend of mine and it was pretty humorous to see him retreat like a dog with his tail tucked between his legs making his way to the dog house.

[EnvyTrue]

Wow, like next time I'm like fighting with one of my friends, I'm going to totally watch for this and beat them to it!

Dane Cook is educational! We should watch this in class!

[olaffo86]

dane cook is SO NOT the king of comedy, but he has some funny bits

[goofeylucy99]

@olaffo86 Wtf? Dibshit

[8CaptainHowdy]

You've just driven into FUCKVILLE. And she's the MAYOR!

[sarahfbear02]

It's called Nothing Fights!

[NoSoup4uEVER]

This guy, is..... Words, can't describe him. He is that (insert word*s* here)

[kristin1944]

keep clicking 8:52 over and over

[Gilly72540]

This guy...Oh my god <3

[MrPappy1001]

Dane Cook > Jesus

[jamesplwmn]

"well you're stupid like your father"

"MY FATHER'S A BRILLIANT MAN!"

OMG that's funny!!!!

[MrYankees611]

hahaha yoo this shit sounded like my last relationship, everything he said is true. girls are fucking cunts

[WillowTheUmbreon]

@MrYankees611 THATS SEXIST! imma girl and i find that extremely offencive

[MrYankees611]

@WillowTheUmbreon why r u offended, i dont say anything about you. i dont even know you

[DeathlyCrane]

@WillowTheUmbreon oh shut up thats not personal so dont take offence so easy

[crazyvulcanman]

I just realized that 80% of the crowd is girls

[d3m0n1cd4n4]

@crazyvulcanman You can tell by all of the high-pitched screams. xD

[spazzymcg33]

@crazyvulcanman i like how this has 69 thumbs up ;D subliminal messages much

[23misshoneybee]

@crazyvulcanman because he's sexy, aduh.

[TempestCP]

@crazyvulcanman are ? o.o

[bkaschlampe]

I love him! HAHAHA.

[Homey1717]

I cant just go my cds r in his truck!! lol best worst excuse ever! :)

and he is sooo smart! girls are awesome!!!! :)

[Scientologee]

meh

[Cocoabine]

"Well, you're stupid like your father."

Well, you're fat like your mother?

[SillyBooGirl]

u don't even KNOW!!!!!

i love how he says it XD

[MW2rapiest]

Girls mindfuck you

[NotLizzy]

YES

just yes.

YESSSSSSSSSSS

[WalterStudiosPro]

Driven into fuckville. And she's the mayor.

[ledg59]

wat show is that

[ChrissieBieber]

i love this fuckin guy <333

[KillenTimeless]

God when im in fights i do the EXACT same thing ahahaha

[phenomballer666]

It's amazing how much funnier I am then Dane Cook

[cindyliciousXD]

YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW! hahahahaha love it

[Princessfakir]

It's True About The Women XD Cuz I Do It!

[JulyzS0R3kl3SS]

105 ppl have ps3s loll

[PsionicConspiracy]

@JulyzS0R3kl3SS

Actually, i'm gonna correct your statement, and update it:

"106 people have a mind they actually USE!"

[JulyzS0R3kl3SS]

@PsionicConspiracy 106 people dont have a twisted sense of humor... (but thats cool..) not alot of ppl like him... i dont see why.. but to each his own

[CrystalAnimes]

His girly voice is gold.

[stefgetlow]

You know what you're absolutely right, you're absolutely right,and i didn't even know, why would i even know?? because you're the star of right and we're all just floating in the sea of wrong as you go by in your ship of right... just please tell me , throw me a lifeline so i know! You're right, i don't even know if i'm right about this i could be wrong about right now but you know! why don't you tell me if i'm right right now!!!! LMAOOOOOO LOVE IT

[chaz3345]

dude....all the cuts? why?

[unclejunglebass]

i dont like this dude that much but this bit is fuckin funny

[bladestar57]

ninjas dont use katanas ... samarais do.. ya dunce !!!!! wear ur second favorite shirt ya dunce ... lolz ud know that if played the deadliest warrior .. ya DUNCE

[bladestar57]

ninjas dont use katanas ... samarais do.. ya dunce !!!!! wear ur second favorite shirt ya dunce ... lolz

[midnight9719]

i am a brain ninja terrorist

[xXMILkCLANxX]

LMAO no i cant my cds are in his cd Lmao

[drummergirl1119]

"You are mental terrorists. You are brain ninjas! You know how to come in there with your katana **sword sounds** and just cut us. And disapper into the night!"

I love Dane Cook!!!!!

[kawaiiangel199]

haha i did every single one of those movements XD

[MMCBF]

lol i wish i could date a guy just like him :D

[the2poseidon]

He is so right im just like that i dont prepare anything and i say "U DONT KNOW SHIT!"

[dynablood]

105 people have no diolougue prepared

[Sugar6397]

Now Fight Me For 3 Days Cause Im Board! xDDD :DD