TECHNO VIKING, SUICIDE VIDEO!, I AM SO DEAD!

[bazzatheblue]

The Vikingr will destroy you,but there will be no Vallhalla for you,only warriors with no shirts get such rewards.

[lmnllouis]

I wonder what would happen if a falcoooo punch! collided with techno vikings masculinity?

[jack16are666]

TECHNO VIKING NEVER FORGIVE START PRAYING HE IS COMING FOR YOU

[NukiAK667]

ahahaha. your version jus killed me. thats so funny.

[Shonbi]

That's okay, he'll teleport.

[Joesire]

This song can never be soiled...

[Karlosovic77]

Oh noes, I put a lame sound track to technoviking and I think he will spank me

[Ezabeth]

LMAO!!! I've just came across this "Techno Viking", plus just read your comments under your video and I'm sat at the airport waiting for my plane, if Techno Viking is on my plane I'll be sick! lol!

[bludeborne]

that guys my hero...

[karatsu21]

he will find and kill you.

[harsytui]

In reality Technoviking is Chuck Norris...

[GGDDFFTVG]

hahaha

[ElMaco94]

Oh lawl people relax, it's just another successed ftw video.

And i dun't think that technoviking has time to ''kill you'', when he got so many other stuffs to do...

Like drinking water...

[thejuggalo1994]

is this the gay parade?

[rpj15z]

techno viking only listens to techno.....i heard he saw this and is PISSED OFF!!!

[moanjackery3k]

who is the techno viking????

all heil!!

[BradleyC654]

if Techno Viking sees this then your a dead man XD

[Vomear]

You're only hope is to hire Chuck Norris to defend you but even that will eventaully fail

[doritowarrior]

@Vomear Of course not. Chuck Norris won't fail. The word 'fail' is actually absent in Chuck Norris' dictionary. If Techno Viking was as strong as Chuck Norris, he would have ripped the barby soundtrack right out of the vid, like guts out of a deer, and replaced it with Ensiferum, just to make the poster aware of what is to come. Now apparently he can't, so Chuck Norris would probably round-house kick his fake Viking ass.

[gmonday]

technobarbie lol

[IronMaidenMikey]

Advice: Run, Keep Running and NEVER STOP!

[1sdr5f]

AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA­HA

[zionofwestern]

I want Techno Viking to talk at my local grammer school about staying off drugs..

[saldeen123]

good luck.

[nadoka666]

ich finde den sexy:) ich weiß nicht warum aber ich steh auf sowas

[sikboyuk]

The wrath of T.V's divine retribution will be swift and just, for your creation of heresy!

LOL!

:)

[munkboy]

haha viking ship

[stylerap24]

jo souljas , CHECK OUT my Technoviking - SPARTA - REMIX !!!!!!

and subscribe !

[ChrisTurbo]

if he see this - you are dead! :)

[rickyarlisalexis]

this is not he origional ong

[ItisPointless]

O RLY?

[Desmo5150]

Just one really strange one.

He must be lost.

[Frankii3]

@Desmo5150

u seem like a huge hater

anyone ever tell you that ? hmm ? mr hater ?

[Tarikatlar]

there are no vikings in germany, idiots...:)

[alp1nex]

Lmao! damn xD xD

[snicp]

your so dead, technoviking never forgive, never forget.

start praying to your god!

[Desmo5150]

I don't think "my god" could save me at this point.

I wish "my god" would have showed up before I posted this video and told me not to do it....DAMMIT!!!!!

Oh well "F" it.......I am sure Techno Viking is so hopped up on "X" he cant find the airport.

[earlygates]

You're better off praying to Technoviking.

[skorpionsRB]

@Desmo5150 lol

[Desmo5150]

WOW kjulio0919,

Very creative, your parents must be so proud of your stoned ass.

[TheIncredibleBulk]

so this is why rome never conquered germany........

TO MUCH TECHNO!!!!!

[derbedog]

this guy isn't German he's dutch. They're different. But yeah Romans couldn't touch Germany if they tried. The Germans would blow out their fucking eardrums !!!!!

[LowBob9192]

LOL that guy must been high

[manoftrueheart31]

omg that's good! lolololol

[kruaser66]

I love the random chick in the blue hair just dancing around!!!!!!!!

[Desmo5150]

DEAR AIRPORT SECURITY, please DO NOT let the TECHNO VIKING get on a plane.

If he takes his VIKING SHIP here to kill me it gives me enough time to say goodbye to my family.

Thank you

[br3nt0n]

lmaooooooooooo! GOD KNOWS HE WILL IF HE EVER SEEN THIS!

[nepofazz90]

de loooooooooooooooooooool

[Fijian369]

hes just hitting it so hard, lol. if people think this is hardcore techno dancing, i wanna see waht a german rave party is like. Unicorn's ridding frost covered hotdogs across a ice train, rofl,

[ArmenSur]

hope the uploader have lots of bottles with water

[windle1993]

omg wy he is cool good vid tho

[fenhrir]

Techno Viking wants to eat your brain for what you've done!!lol

[SLICK23s]

a desmo5150 last time i herd they were coming for u....

[kukumarro]

hahaha, great job

[jimsan666]

lmao its so funny when the beat just hit his moves perfectly..

Nice someone is makin fun on this tecnoviking pain video gettin spammed all over hehe

good job

[TreuerDeutscher]

.. omg ... was hat den der versiffte ziegenbartträger eingeworfen? drogenfreies leben und geregelte arbeit wirken da wunder ..

[EggMcMffn]

yeah... you're dead...

-HAHAHA this vid is so funny! awesome!

[dementia1988]

This is a brilliant deconstruction of technoviking and our modern culture. The effects are professional-grade, the editing is crisp, and conceptually it is quite startling. I know I will be up tonight pondering what this clip is saying about human nature. Please contribute more to Youtube.

[Desmo5150]

Finally, A Bright Star among us!!!

I am glad you get it.

I now have renewed hope for the universe.

THANK YOU DEMENTIA!!!!!

[sushipastry]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

please make more

[Desmo5150]

Thanks man!!!!!

Although its parody of the original, its still fun.

TECHNO VIKING SCARES Me!!!!!!!

MOMMY?

[Desmo5150]

DEAR AIRPORT SECURITY, please DO NOT let the TECHNO VIKING get on a plane.

If he takes his VIKING SHIP here to kill me it gives me enough time to say goodbye to my family.

Thank you