I'm not from England, but i want to know if the name "lock, stock and two smoking barrels" has any meaning other from the literal meaning, since this is the film from which they got the idea, right?
Don't forget the people browsing with browsers that can't handle Flash, how else would they get the jokes? They're not just being moronic and tedious they are performing a public service.
Actually no, they're just being moronic and tedious.
Anyway who else would watch this if it actually became a tv programme?! i think i would it would be very funny and interesting if it didn't take itself so seriously :P
A City & Guilds is a 'degree' in something like plastering or wheel-clamping (genuinely). Purely vocational subjects. Nothing wrong with that at all, but the academic world tends to sneer at them. Personally, I think it is far better to teach unruly kids from sink estates subjects that they can then go on to use to get a job rather than forcing them to learn French or Algebra...
'it's ucas!' love, love, love it! saw snatch for about the billionth time last night and found I couldn't take it at all seriously thanks to this sketch.
DO THE LATIN!
MrOnionterror 1 week ago
@spartanpredeterminad
'lock, stock and barrel' is English slang meaning complete, total, fully, etc. The film name is a pun on that.
ministryoftruth1984 7 months ago
@ministryoftruth1984 It's also a spoof of 'Lock, Stock & 2 smoking barrels' (the film) - it's imitating the camera style and music tracks...
BLACKLIMA 7 months ago
I'm not from England, but i want to know if the name "lock, stock and two smoking barrels" has any meaning other from the literal meaning, since this is the film from which they got the idea, right?
spartanpredeterminad 8 months ago
should be a movie!
thekingoftheapplepie 8 months ago
I'd watch it
rkmmrheb1 9 months ago
I didnt know Guy Ritchie made sketches
merton8181 1 year ago
Haha i love how they imitate that one movie, sadly i can't remember its name
Shiryutherain 1 year ago
@Shiryutherain Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
rlinfinity 1 year ago
@rlinfinity Brilliant film that
Direkin 11 months ago
Hons Dons & two smoking MA oxons. Great stuff
Mailman1fb 1 year ago 5
Reminds me of Trainspotting.
XxSharkBatexX 1 year ago
What does fence mean? As in "how are we going to fence that?"
CaptainAntlers 1 year ago
@CaptainAntlers A fence is someone who buys stolen goods, and to fence something means to sell the stolen goods.
TehCheezKBS 1 year ago 4
I'd actually like to SEE that movie :(
ozoneocean 1 year ago 3
dont kno why they aint in america their clever n fun
adzug 1 year ago
@adzug
might be the clever part that prevents it.
tresckow 1 year ago 4
"nothing flashy u tart!" classic
dipton95 1 year ago 10
"Fucking hell! This is a Phd in political science from Trinity College Dublin. How the hell are we gonna fence that?"
CommanderAoshi 1 year ago 14
"Fucking hell! This is a Phd in political science from Trinity College Dublin. How the hell are we gonna fence that?"
CommanderAoshi 1 year ago
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CommanderAoshi 1 year ago
Do the Latin!
youknowituk 1 year ago 5
looks like and awsome film if it were real I'd love to see it!!
gregapugh124 1 year ago
MOVE IT, ITS UCAS!!
TheBigGayLawyer 1 year ago
"Nothing Flashy.....gets you on a MANAGEMENT course"
Brilliant and so true.
oatcakepastymatt 2 years ago
"MOVE IT! ITS UCAS" hahaha
Hennerz2007 2 years ago 2
lol director of vagina
CFFDan 2 years ago
funny thing is i would actually go watch this movie haha
WoWHobs101 2 years ago 6
Loved - "Leave it Lenny - they're only City and Guilds"
brightsideoflife64 2 years ago 5
LOL this is priceless! xD I seriously need to give them a visit! Dissertation year sucks!
PonyPoos 2 years ago
holy shit, David actually looks cool in this one...and thin!
WKaliberr 2 years ago 8
The get these situatins so spot on!
This is the 'Mitchell and Webb Refinement' to the "Look" and the "Sound".
owenhunt 2 years ago
I wish they'd make that film, it would be brilliant!
perfacetus 2 years ago
univ of vancouver hahahahah
ramiznathani 2 years ago 2
gotta love guy richtie
DavidRoegiers 2 years ago
Loving the ocean Colour Scene
12345l6789 2 years ago 2
fucking brilliant!
IzzyAllstar 2 years ago 2
Genius
youknowituk 2 years ago
Fucking hell, this is a PHD in political science from Trinity College Dublin! How the hell are we going to flinch that!
orrelon 2 years ago 3
fence, not flinch
worthlesspeon13 2 years ago 4
"How the hell are we going to FENCE that"
Also, pointless quote from video is pointless.
Mordain607 2 years ago 3
Don't forget the people browsing with browsers that can't handle Flash, how else would they get the jokes? They're not just being moronic and tedious they are performing a public service.
Actually no, they're just being moronic and tedious.
MartinJWillett 2 years ago
haha I love David Mitchell's cockney voice :P and the UCAS mention was pretty special!
bananya122cliff 2 years ago 7
MOVE IT, IT'S UCAS
ShrewdGentleman 2 years ago 11
Possibly my favourite ever Mitchell and Webb sketch - the line 'Danny, move it, it's UCAS!' is just priceless.
FuTeffla 3 years ago 82
'do the latin!' is aslo pretty special
moonbison 3 years ago 9
I think the best one is "and I want something more vocational"
doublementerprises 2 years ago 4
(american speaking) wtf is UCAS?
ph4lex 2 years ago 3
UCAS stands for Universities & Colleges Admission Services, it operates in the UK
SalutationToTheDawn 2 years ago 6
"Leave it Lenny, they're only City & Guilds!!!!" hahahah
dreamworld3 3 years ago 7
lol i go to Aberystywth
AlexFictionFriction 3 years ago 2
Me too, and he's right. Nothing flashy, but we'll get on a management course.
Andrew1990M 2 years ago 4
Its UCAS! lol
gc7820 3 years ago 5
That is absolutely brilliant, two of my favourite comedians doing one of my favourite films :D
RIPdementia 3 years ago 2
Oh boy, David Mitchell looked absolutely sexy in this... wouldn't mind if he tried to sell me a fake degree ^-^
GreenElixir 3 years ago 67
(Sighs) i know i know!
imangrynow 3 years ago 5
@GreenElixir
you should have said "he can give me an honours any day ;)"
DeathSlayer2 1 year ago 6
"Do the latin!"
PhillyDickinson 3 years ago 15
this is good, but check out the fast show equivalent:
The Fast Show - Cockney Barrel Of Monkeys
Timmertube75 3 years ago 2
they look good dressed like that, lol
POPTARTPSYCHO18 3 years ago 8
ucas!! haha
niave 3 years ago
Is it possible to do this for real? not saying i might try it myself... *whistle whistle whistle "Non suspiciously"
NijelBoswell 3 years ago 3
this is why students love mitchell and webb
Canglewood123 4 years ago 8
Lock, Stock and two smoking ------- barrels
Anyway who else would watch this if it actually became a tv programme?! i think i would it would be very funny and interesting if it didn't take itself so seriously :P
Calokthedark 4 years ago 5
ooo if only hons could b sold like that... id sell my Oxon any day.
feowsh 4 years ago
I go to Trinity - I'll take it off his hands for a fiver
mcguirce 4 years ago 5
Nothing flashy, you tart!
I don't know why, but tart is one of the funniest things you can call anyone. It's up there with slag.
weejockpoopongmcplop 4 years ago 7
from the makers of vagina, as in snatch, which was made by guy richie, who made lock stock, which this is a parody of. ha
monkeyah 4 years ago 2
haha move it its UCAS
lovemetal001 4 years ago 4
I love this sketch so much - the line 'It's UCAS!' made me spit tea everywhere.
FuTeffla 4 years ago 12
I work in an Exams & Careers Office - this video is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! "Leave it - they're only City & Guilds!"
RoonJazz 4 years ago 5
whats city and guilds =_=
emosrock121 4 years ago
A City & Guilds is a 'degree' in something like plastering or wheel-clamping (genuinely). Purely vocational subjects. Nothing wrong with that at all, but the academic world tends to sneer at them. Personally, I think it is far better to teach unruly kids from sink estates subjects that they can then go on to use to get a job rather than forcing them to learn French or Algebra...
Roo x
RoonJazz 4 years ago 11
Bloody funny, so hilarious!
basusj 4 years ago
LEAVE IT Lenny!!! there only city and gills!
Stephenguitarist 4 years ago 4
"Danny! MOVE IT! IT's UCAS!!"
brumajum90 5 years ago 2
hahaha thats so funny :D
00kentt 5 years ago
'it's ucas!' love, love, love it! saw snatch for about the billionth time last night and found I couldn't take it at all seriously thanks to this sketch.
sizzlemazzle 5 years ago 5
you're right piepete, it was far superior, the second half of the series in particular
Hosannabell 5 years ago
i think mitchell and webb situatoin was actually better than than mitchell and webb look
piepete 5 years ago 3
thats well gud (not as gud mitchell and webb look tho)
littlezazz 5 years ago