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  • Could be great, the idea its awesome, but obviously there was not enough imagination (or knowledge) to do it si.. so its just a thing.. didnt find it funny at all

  • I'm trying to find a quote possibly by Epicurus. It's something like: "You cannot convince a man of that which he believes he already knows." Again, something like that. I'm pretty sure it's by a famous philosopher, who's name started with an E and I believe he was Greek. Thank you!!!

  • @jstb0b could it be this one by Epictetus "It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows."

  • I love phistophicles

  • Please give us more Phistophicles. Now more than ever we need him!!

  • on why bad thing's happen to good people cause there's bad people duh

  • That was actually really intelligent XD

  • no its simple :P

  • Cool! This vid is so funny! Greek philosopher. I'm from Greece!

  • WHOOPSIE! geek (6)

  • balkancoolhead's ip traces back to sean ruttledge. this stalker has a well documented history of, islamo-fascist fatwas against Greeks, and threats of rape and sodomy to underage girls. Spreading hate on any for of media is a felony with a 2 year jail sentence in the UK. Please contact UK authorities with all his criminal conduct online.

    Metropolitan Police Service

    New Scotland Yard

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    020 7230 1212 (24 hour switchboard)

  • soooo balkandickheads a crim is he? he keeps thinking hes a Dorian Greek for some strange reason well there ya go good one you idiot I hope you rot in jail where you belong!!!!! Malaka thanks for that interesting little tidbit xxgf its much appreciated. I mean do you expect anything less from albanian scum????

  • "afraid of offending the Chinese" !!!!

    what weak spineless malakas you are...

    and don't think the world didn't notice the plain clothes "greek" police using disproportionate force to subdue a meak Tibetan protester trying to show solidarity with his people who are now under brutal siege by the barbaric Chinese authorities...

    "afraid of offending the Chinese"!!! what useless malakas...

  • what a Feta Cheese Republic is "greece"... certainly not a democracy, certainly no connection to Ancient Athens:

    " The Greek media, afraid of offending the Chinese, played down the protest. Antenna, a television station owned by Minos Kyriakou, the President of the Greek Olympic Committee, edited out the incident from its news footage.

    Lambis Nikolaou, Vice-President of the International Olympic Committee, said: 'I am furious that these people did not respect the site they were on.' "

  • some really smart people watch youtube

  • that is because "greek" mythology was actually the oral history and traditions of the Pelasgian people, the true natives of Europe that were there before the hellenic tribes arrived.

    the Albanians are descendants of the original peoples of this ancient land, and that is why our language, even after thousands of years, explains the names of the Gods in "greek" mythology.

    remember the expression from texts in Ancient Athens "Hail Zeus, King of the Pelasgians!"

  • @balkanhotass: LOL!!!! Very funny indeed from a descendent of a nomadic people from Anatolia with turkish blood ! Nowadays Albos have nothing in common with Pelasgians ! They coming with Turks on 11th century and was mercenaries ! How can you claim to have pelasgian blood ? Go to bed you look tired ! LOL !

  • fool, there are no radical muslim albanians and turks are a completely different race. you are a typical ignorant modern "greek" who has nothing at all in common with the noble Ancient Athens.

    "greeks" are afraid of history. the modern "greek" language was invented in the 18th century and cannot be used to read the brilliant Ancient Greek texts.

    the Albanian language is the only language that can explain the meaning of the names in so-called "greek" mythology.

  • These are great videos its just a shame radical muslim turks and albanian have spread propaganda on them. Hopefully the world can learn to forgive turks and albanians for their stupidity.

    The turk and albanian tactic of projecting their genocides and crimes on victimized populations is not a new propaganda strategy. They think making up accusations against Greece will promote their cause when in fact all it does is prove their ignorance and racism.

  • today's "greeks" are just the inhabitants of the land of the Ancient Hellens. they are neither genetic nor spiritual descendants of Ancient Greece.

    most "greek" citizens today are complete and total racist idiots who resemble pre-historic man more than man from the historic heights of various beautiful periods.

    did anyone notice the "greek" thugs who beat the crap out of a meek pro-tibet demonstrator who placed himself down along the Olympic Torch route the other day?

    savage idiot malakas!!!

  • whats with all the cracked out comments? O_o

  • More Secrets:

    Albanian Arvanites liberated "greece" and Cams were murdered by your disgusting religious/nationalist gangster clans that were ready even to rape and torture in order to achieve a synthetic and historically invalid assimilation of the noble history of Hellas conflated with a barbaric interpretation of the Christ figure and the Christian Religion, distorted beyond recognition.

    shame!

  • historically speaking, the modern "greek" state, with its citizens that cannot speak or understand the beautiful but dead ancient Greek language, is invalid.

    after all the conquests and intermixing, the strong probability is that there is no Hellenic link left.

    since there are no Hellenic cadavers that can be used to derive Hellenic DNA for comparison to the inhabitants of the Balkans today, there is ZERO evidence of any continuity between Ancient Athens and modern "greece".

  • On Free will

    Iam doing the philosphy thing !

    lol

  • THE NEW ART OF MASTURBATION

    by PEOKROUSTIS Phistophicles

  • These are great videos its just a shame radical muslim turks and albanian have spread propaganda on them. Hopefully the world can learn to forgive turks and albanians for their stupidity.

    The turk and albanian tactic of projecting their genocides and crimes on victimized populations is not a new propaganda strategy. They think making up accusations against Greece will promote their cause when in fact all it does is prove their ignorance and racism.

  • THIS IS MADNESS

  • THIS IS SPARTA!

  • I was waiting for that LOL

  • Answer me,why do I have to pay taxes so that Greek government funds the construction of shools,hospitals,jailhouses in Tirana?

    Why do I have to pay taxes for the expedition of Greek Natoic forces as well as civil cervants,doctors,judges,enginn­ers ect in Kosovo?

    Why do I have to pay taxes for the stupid Albanians who can't diffuse some old ammo withouth blowing half their country up and ending up in Greek hospitals?

    Aren't your illigal immigrants swarming them under normal conditions enough?

  • i don't know... ask these questions too:

    1) why did americans pay taxes to send massive subsidies to greece after WWII

    2) why do europeans pay taxes today to subsidize the poorest country in the original EU?

    3) why do americans, english, germans, etc. pay massive taxes to fund NATO training of the tragic "greek" military which hates NATO anyway?

    4) why do americans pay political capital to Turkey to prevent this nation from completely destroying Greece?

  • 1) Because in return Greece hosted American military bases and sustained an army 3 times larger than normal to be at Nato's disposal

    2) Actually we are 13th out of the 15. And the development of Greek HDI turned Greece into a market for their products

    3) They do not. In Nato you join you with your already established and trained army. Greek military could squeeze Albania like a bug

    4) Again they do not. If Turks thought they could beat us they would have tried it long ago

  • let's start here and then we can talk about the peanuts your government throws over to Albania, while 800K Albanians build the new "greek" economy and make the Olympics possible in your bizarre church/state entity that is still the Poor Man of Europe.

  • as for your racist comment and hateful comments regarding women who are forced into prostitution, it is you who has to live with the shame of your judgement of other human beings who today are in a very difficult situation trying to survive... much the way greece struggled after WWII and only made it out with massive subsidies and aid that continues, even as you cook the accounting books in your EU membership application and still get away with it as the poor man of "new" Europe.

  • Run out of spam Turkalbanian? Why do you repeat yourself? We never cooked any books for our EU application and as you have already been shown Greece is richer than all new Europe together. That explains the amount of immigrants of people from those countries hosted in Greece. People who contrary to the Albanians have dignity and that's why they don't prostitute their wifes and daughters and neither do they become criminals themselves,although they are in an equally difficult position as you are

  • Why do I have to pay for the Greek Natoic forces in Kosovo protecting your sorry existence from Serbia?

    Why do I have to pay taxes for the expedition of Greek doctors,judges,civil servants,engineers ect who will work there along their EU counterparts to turn this shithole into a country, because you are to stupid to do it by yourselves?

    As if it was not enough that my taxes fund the development(figure of speech) of Albania proper,now I have to pay for Kosovo as well

  • I watch this, and want to beat myself for clicking the play button.

  • today, the inhabitants of "greece" are just a primitive war culture that have no resemblance to Athens.

    we're going to send Bouboulina to kick your asses into order again. she is turning in her grave listening to the disrespect you show those noble Souliote Albanians who liberated "greece" in the "greek" War of Independence, despite the fundamental cowardice of the submissive population under the Ottomans.

  • Oh yes,I forgot,the Albanians liberated Greece(and Egypt)! But oddly enough,despite walking around and liberating foreign countries, they neglected to liberate Albania,which was made into a state by Italy and Austria as a buffer to a greater Serbia. Hmmmm..... suspicious

    Who are you kidding Turkalbanian? You were the Ottomans watchdogs,later you became Mussolini's bitches, as you are today America's pawns. You have never fought off any invader. Even in Kosovo Nato fought your war. Pathetic

  • buddy, you are so off, it's pathetic.

    albania is the only european country that liberated itself without outside help (unlike "greece" of course, who had british soldiers and advisors everywhere and foreign funds and arms).

    albania is the only country in europe that had more jewish families on her soil after WWII than before, and ALL jewish families were saved. (this is officially recognized by the government of israel and special monument to albania exists at the hollocaust museum in wash dc)

  • You liberated yourselves? ROFLMFAO

    By liberation you mean that your Germans and Italians masters withdrew to their own lands to halt the allied advance?

    Albania was a country whose military and diplomatc services were hapilly absorbed into the Italian machine. When the Italians got their arse kicked by Greeks you allied yourselves with the Nazi Germans in hope of grabbing some land at the expense of Serbs and Greeks who were putting up a heroic struggle against them. That's your honour

  • your view of our history is hopelessly confused with your hatred of the turks and the ottomans. since your culture associates religion with ethnicity, you conveniently refer to albanians as turks, just as you incorrectly refer to albanian orthodox christians as greeks.

    you guys are the most extreme religious group in the balkans, this much is now proven in history.

    as for all of this anti-albanian nonsense, you would do greater honor to the Hellens of old by making peace with your neighbors.

  • My culture most certainly does not associate religion with ethnicity,but we definitely take pride in the fact that our ancestors did not exchange their paternal faith for financial privilleges and positions in the Ottoman administration like yours did.

    Turkalbanians is the title you earned back in 1821 when you fought in mass at the side of the Turks

    What honor I do to my ancestors you will realise if your pussy nation ever finds the guts to try to materialize its claims

  • most of our claims have already materialized in the form of 100 years of support from America against nearly all efforts by the "greek" and serbian lobbies to eliminate us from the map. in that sense, we have already fucked you: subsidized, cooked-books, false EU application still poorest nation in the original EU.

    you are the ultimate definition of archimalakas and i spit on your racist world which is unraveling with each day that goes by.

    you have chosen the wrong allies, ironic.

  • Actually we are 13th out of the original 15 EU members. Not that it matters,since even the even the poorest country of new EU is much more advanced than the only 3rd world country within Europe,Albania

    Criminals,cheap prostitutes(you see,we fuck you for real),no infrastructures,economy kept alive through remittances from immigrants living parasiticaly in Greece and Italy off taxpayers money...No human being could possibly be more hoplessly degraded than Albanians. The truth is racist,not me

  • Wow, Zach Galifianakis' career has really gone down the tubes....

  • too late pal, the number of individuals visiting this site is now miniscule, it's just you, you and me enjoying your disinformation mirrors.

    archimalakas. LOL.. too slow for albanians...

  • I don't care if people learn about your criminal acts or not Turkalbanian. You are still looked down as a backward country producing criminals and cheap prostitutes. You idiots can't even diffuse some old amunition withouth blowing up half your country.

    It's you who has an inferiority complex over Greece and spam all day to convince the world we are responsible for your misery

    Bye bye Turkalbanian

    PS And thank Greece for sending medical help and hosting your injured in our hospitals

  • we have traced all the "greek" help to american, french and german manufacturers. and "greece" apparently purchased all of that medical help with subsidies provided by the americans, europeans and nato.

    so in the end, the circle of help never originates from "greece", that's for sure.

  • You are so confusing the economy of Greece with yours. The cost for the treatment of your injured that are hosted on the hosptials of Ioanina and Thessaloniki are paid off my taxes anyway. So better be thankful Turkalbanian

  • we are grateful for American and Western European technology (C-130 and medical equip) and the massive subsidies given to "greece" to be able to pay for the equipment and also offer subsidies for poor malaka students to study in the u.s. and europe... this way when we have a tragedy, we don't have to travel too far, just back to Janina, which is Albanian historically anyway. remember Ali Pasha of Janina?

    and please please don't forget our dear Albouboulina. ;-) LOL

  • And also be thankful for the massive subsides that are granted to Albania by Greece every year,as well as the funding of the construction of schools,hospitals and jailhouses.

    We try our best to bring civilisation to Albania so that these ugly starving beggars will eventually stop pouring in our country and skyrocket crime rates, but I fear we fight against all odds

    PS Ioannina historically Albanian? LMFAO

    Because the Turks used to occasionaly set a Turkalbanian despot there? Sure!

  • as for your racist comment and hateful comments regarding women who are forced into prostitution, it is you who has to live with the shame of your judgement of other human beings who today are in a very difficult situation trying to survive... much the way greece struggled after WWII and only made it out with massive subsidies and aid that continues, even as you cook the accounting books in your EU membership application and still get away with it as the poor man of "new" Europe.

  • And it is you who have to live with the shame of being Albanian. Why should you have got financial aid after WWI when you had allied with Mussolini and Hitler? We have never prostituted or wifes or formed mafias to make a living and neither have most of the immigrants hosted in Greece. But with you it is rather the rule than the exception. We are richer than all new Europe together and that's why thousands of them migrate here every year. Thank God these people are so much better than Albanians

  • what about clymidia?  He was some what of an asshole, butttt, he did tend to get the fugly chicks. My lord, socrates. Pernounced so-cra-tees. Thats all.

  • These are great videos its just a shame radical muslim turks and albanian have spread propaganda on them. Hopefully the world can learn to forgive turks and albanians for their stupidity.

    The turk and albanian tactic of projecting their genocides and crimes on victimized populations is not a new propaganda strategy. They think making up accusations against Greece will promote their cause when in fact all it does is prove their ignorance and racism.

  • These are great videos its just a shame radical Aussiewog GRIKS and yeefti grik Cyppos have spread propaganda on them. Hopefully the world can learn to forgive DIMOU and other NONCES for their stupidity.

    The DIMOU tactic of projecting their genocides and crimes on victimized populations is not a new propaganda strategy. They think making up accusations against neighbours of paranoid Greece will promote GRIK cause when in fact all it does is prove their ignorance and racism.

  • well if anyone still cares

    XRlSTINA is really

    sean ruttledge a pedophile and a stalker.

    Google him for info about his arrest and other vile racism he spreads.

  • direct evidence in the form of testimony of victims of Greek atrocities committed against the majority Albanian population of "Epirus":

    watch?v=Jl-LH8ndrcI&NR=1

    watch?v=uLxwhezFRbs

    watch?v=jgaDB-zl9XU

  • direct evidence in the form of official reports and documents, photographic archive and testimonies of victims of Turkalbanian atrocities comitted against the majority Greek population of Epirus as well as its Jewish minority

    watch?v=vBhNnf7wHlY

    watch?v=yBp5aoE-5MY

    watch?v=-KlSlCsgN8A

  • "5th illusion" indeed.

  • "balkanshithead" indeed

  • when greeks cannot defend their positions with facts, they fabricate...

    the last resort of a limited mind and an unjustly constructed and unjustly maintained national psyche that subjugates its minorities, bans the teaching of other cultural traditions and fills its jails with so-called non-greeks failing to apply due process.

    as essentially an authoritarian state, the greek state simply detains anyone it wishes with no special requirements or applications of the law.

  • When Albanians can not take their misery any longer,they fabricate...

    The last resort of a starving mind and an unjustly constructed and unjustly maintained national psyche that hates its neighbours and blames them for its own failure,opresses its minorities and tries to erase from the collective memory its criminal past

    As essentially an authoritarian state,the albanian state violates the Protocol of Corfu and simply refuses to respect the rights of its greek minority

  • Brilliant! more!!

  • "Greece tackles its image as a state of racists" (the Guardian - UK )

    - Greek newspapers often carry anti-semitic, anti-Albanian and anti-immigrant letters and headlines. Jewish cemeteries have been desecrated. Greece's 120,000-strong Turkish Muslim minority often complains of discrimination

    - Courts invariably refuse to prosecute cases involving racial hatred or incitement to violence

    - Hospitals regularly refuse to treat immigrants

  • "Albania tackles its image as a state of criminals and prostitutes" (the Guardian UK)

    -Albanian immigrants make up 67% of the total number of inmates in Greek prisons

    -11684 out of roughly 21000 prostitutes in Greece are estimated to be young Albanian  women,illegally brought to Greece and exploited by the Albanian mafia. Greek authorities and Interpol have joined efforts to restrain this new threat of organised crime and Prime Minister Kostas Simitis declared his commitement to the cause

  • -A 90 years old woman was raped in Preveza last week. The rapist was a 23 years old Albanian immigrant,who had been recently employed by the victim as a gardener. Although the incident was met by initial ironic comments, it eventually led to the reappearance of the skepticism of the Greek society towards its large Albanian minority,a sentiment caused by the rapid increase in crime rates ever since the borders between Greece and Albania were opened in the early 90s

  • this story does not exist in reality and reflects profound racism in Greek culture towards Albanians even as millions of Greeks are of ethnic Albanian origin but the state attempts to systematically "hellenize" these groups by banning schools in their language, arresting musicians and artists and banning production of cultural materials that reflect their Albanian origins.

    this group is known as "Arvanites" and anyone can look up their identity on wikipedia under that name for more information.

  • The story is perfectly real,hilarious and shockig at the same time. It reflects the profound ingratitude and hatred of the Albanians, even though millions of them have moved to Greece to find a better life and even though there are millions of Albanians of Greek origin,whom the state attempts to "albanise" by closing their schools,usurping their properties and banning the production of cultural materials reflecting their Greek identity

    Anyone can look up Northern Epirus for more information

  • where is this imaginary article vicious archimalakas? at least when i paste references, they can be found. you are a typical Greek liar.

  • direct evidence in the form of testimony of victims of Greek atrocities committed against the majority Albanian population of "Epirus":

    watch?v=Jl-LH8ndrcI&NR=1

    watch?v=uLxwhezFRbs

    watch?v=jgaDB-zl9XU

  • Hahaha yeah right. Evidence comes in the form of home-made youtube videos! Academic expertise LMFAO Spare us the crap Turkalbanian

    History is not written by nationalists in youtube. If these 'attrocities' were real,you wouldn't have to spam all day to convince us about them

  • I just thought it was funny chill ppl

  • Spare us the crap Turkalbanian

    You wouldn't know anything about the greek education system,which by the way is stellar compared to the albanian national myths regurgitated to comfort and distract your people from their misery,as your own historians like Ardian Vehbu admit

  • ... the modern "greek" education system nurtures citizens that believe in 1) a bizarre notion of ethnic purity, 2) a distorted and extremist view of the life of a great and compassionate human being Jesus Christ, 3) an unsupportable and fundamentally racist claim that the history of the world begins in Greece (while India, China, Babylon, Egypt, etc. are somehow from another planet), and 4) a deeply flawed fear-based propaganda talking point that seeks to erase Albanian/Illyrians from history.

  • p.t. barnum said a suckers born every minute, but I think it's way more common now.

  • He looks funny:)

  • anyway, it is official, the world now accepts that Arvanites are Albanians and that they have been severely discriminated against in Greece for generations.

    the report below also makes clear that at least a couple of million greek citizens likely have Albanian/Illyrian blood...

    h t t p : / / w ww. greekhelsinki . gr / english / reports / arvanites . html

    (malakas, don't forget to take out the spaces of course)

    for the less literate greeks, check "arvanites" at wikipedia.

  • Spare us the propaganda crap funded by Soros Turkalbanian. The Arvanites have nothing to do with you. They fought alongside Greeks against you Turkalbanians in 1821,they fought alongside Greeks against you and your Italian masters in WWII. Nothing can be more insulting to them than to call them Albanians

    And if you feel discriminated stop migrating by thousands to Greece. Stay in your shithole and praise your illyrian ancestry while herding your goats LMFAO

  • this conversation was over a long time ago douche bag...

  • nonsense... you don't even admit that Arvanites in Greece are Albanians. (even wikipedia is clear about that)

    when mistreatment of minorities becomes attempts to erase the history of your neighbors, that is when the oppressor cries "victim"?!

    as long as you deny the Illyrian history, and try to denigrate our culture and identity, how do you dare claim to have your hands clean?

    and you speak of Greek hospitality:

    check the Guardian newspaper, "Greece Tackles Its Image As a State of Racists"

  • Helsinki (human rights) Monitor:

    after extensive research of conditions in Greece, the world now accepts that Arvanites are Albanians and that they have been severely discriminated against in Greece for generations since the middle ages.

    the report below also makes clear that at least a couple of million greek citizens probably have Albanian/Illyrian blood...

    h t t p : / / w ww. greekhelsinki . gr / english / reports / arvanites . html

    (malakas, don't forget to take out the spaces of course)

  • βασικά επειδή πολύ ασχολίθηκα με την πάρτη σου , γαμώ το μούνι πουσε ξέρναγε και την αλβανία σου παλιοκαργιολο-Γάλλε, και αμα ξαναβάλεις στο στόμα σου την ελλάδα θα έρθω και θα σε σπάσω στο ξύλο..translate that..που θα με πεις και μαλάκα , αρχίδι!also..FUCK FRANCE AND THE GAY FRENCH!

  • sure, we're used to the words of wise modern greeks who are considered the most racist nation in Europe, in addition to being virulently anti-American.

    now Greece is anti-France too, apparently following the highly successful Serbian model of Universal Brotherhood.

    lol... you guys are jokes, nothing at all to do with the Hellens of ancient Athens.

  • yea yea yea you know everything..if the rest of the world was like you Germany would have conquered the world in 3 days in the world war 2.just a bunch of fags..now leave me alone and reply no more.

  • ha ha... the replies will continue until your documented crimes are indicated with historical accuracy in the texts read by all students of history.

    in the meantime, you can enjoy these public revelations by proud Albanians in these wonderfully democratic forums.

  • crimes?we gave them jobs and made them people.they were uneducated animals living in vilages before they come in Greece.there are 2 million albanias in a country of 10 million Greeks..what should we do?say thank you and let them fuck as?are u stupid?and yea "democracy" ..where does this world come from i wonder?

  • you use the word "animals"! you racist peace of shit... fuk you... even after decades of massive subsidies from the EU, the U.S. and NATO, modern Greek culture still offers nothing but shocking intolerance and out and out racism.

    shame on you and the dishonor you cast on the great history of Ancient Athens and the now clearly extinct Hellens.

  • you use the word "animals"! you racist peace of shit... fuk you... even after decades of massive subsidies from the EU, the U.S. and NATO, modern Greek culture still offers nothing but shocking intolerance and out and out racism.

    shame on you and the dishonor you cast on the great history of Ancient Athens and the now clearly extinct Hellens.

  • this convercation is over.go fuck your self with a negro now, you fucking albanian.and shut up.stop talking about greece otherwise i am gonna come where you are and smak your face.

  • this convercation is over.go fuck your self with a negro now, you fucking albanian.and shut up.stop talking about greece otherwise i am gonna come where you are and smak your face.

  • i dont get it.how could you judge us while you (if you are french that is) have treated imigrands 10 times worse than us?you know that in the last 10 years albania has been rebuilt with money albanias make in Greece?you know that an albanian's dayly saLary is 45 euro while mine is 30?WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT?the first albanians that came to Greece where criminals..and we made them people

  • and don't say you have "given" anyone jobs as if it came from charity... 700,000 Albanian immigrants made your Olympic games possible when the whole world was concerned that incompetence and poor planning would endanger the games... even your PM, in a more magnanimous moment, thanked Albanians for working so hard to make the Athens games possible.

    you suffer from severe chauvinism and racism towards Albanians... face it, or it is likely to eventually explode in your faces, as history teaches.

  • this is just excellent, i cant stop watching, the music in between his little monologues makes it so much funnier nice work

  • Hilarious.I wish you could upload more.

    This Greek woman likes your humour :)

  • when we were at out peak of civilization building the parthenon and developing mathematics, physhics, medicine, astronomy and other sciences you (yes the FRENCH PEOPLE) where CLIMBING ON TREES my friend and WHERE EATING APPLES!so give me a break..oh and another thing ..LOOK WHOS TALKING ABOUT ABUSES TOWARDS IMMIGRANTS AND MINORITIES!! maybe you should look up your country;s modern history in the past 20 years and see what YOU have treated immigrants like!

  • tell us more lies my malaka friend... and read this too:

    BULLETIN: it is official, the world now accepts that Arvanites are Albanians and that they have been severely discriminated against in Greece for generations.

    the report below also makes clear that at least a couple of million greek citizens probably have Albanian/Illyrian blood...

    h t t p : / / w ww. greekhelsinki . gr / english / reports / arvanites . html

    (malakas, don't forget to take out the spaces of course)

  • this is hilarious ly funny!!!!1

  • you stupid tards

    shut the fuck up, it's a comedy and you have a problem about him talkin about black people

    ARE YOU CRAZY

    this iz ancient greece

    there is no racism, racism was invented later

    STUPID AMERICANS

  • you stupid tards

    shut the fuck up, it's a comedy and you have a problem about him talkin about black people

    ARE YOU CRAZY

    this iz ancient greece

    there is no racism, racism was invented later

    STUPID AMERICANS

  • did u say 'colored roomate' at 58 secs? racist sob!!

  • shoot, my bad, i misheard college for colored. my apologies to all offended

  • You are still stupid for being offended

  • i like both fake breasts and fake people

  • that looks like zach galifianakis!

  • We need more Phistoclese!!!!! hungrymanTV! Please!

  • the inhabitants of modern greece have nothing to do with the Hellens that lived in Athens in ancient times.

    today's feta cheese republic is just an outpost of intolerance and abuses towards immigrants and minorities with absolutely no recourse in a socially backwards nation.

  • Loved it!

    --

    Sent from my Helio Ocean

  • Why do the comments of every comedy video I go to turn into a political debate? I'm as political as the next person, but if you look reaaaal hard you'll find that there are actualy web-sites for such things! I watch comedy videos for a break from the serious issues. This skit has NOTHING to do with anything going on in the Balkans or anywere else. You think it's funny or you don't, it doesn't have anything to do with the independence of Kosovo nor should it. IT'S A FUCKING JOKE PEOPLE!

  • i love this guy! make morE!

  • A string of awful gags.

  • I think anyone who actually listened to this video knows there is no political issue here. It is called, in some remote civilized country, HUMOR! Great vid by the way KEEP THEM COMING YOU'RE GREAT!!!

  • GREECE 4 Ever...

  • Hahahahaha

  • i don't understand why every time Greece is mentioned in videos/movies always some douchebags will come and start comment against it ?? Especially our "beloved neighbors" (Albanian, Turks).

    Start look at our own country before start criticizing other ones !!!

    And sorry but i have seen WAY funnier comedians making fun of Greek philosophy and philosophy in general ! :) This one tries but fails imo.

  • THE NEW WAY OF MASTURBATION

    Phistophicles o PEOKROUSTIS

  • serbian orthodox extremism and overuse of the tactics that did work for 100 years, have finally been revealed. america and the EU dont place much stock in these kinds of lies anymore. even Albanian Orthodox Christians know that your churches do not have the best interests of the Albanian people at heart, that was your last trump card.

    you have lost the battle of attrition... atrocities against albanians and other minorities have finally emerged and there is no escaping it anymore.

  • I hope you are actually going somewhere with this. You have an interesting manner. Good luck with whatever it is you might hope to achieve. The answers are all out there. What is needed is a personality like yours to deliver them. Find out what they are and get to work. Keep your style and manner. It will attract a valued audience. Don't squander your gifts on clowning around.

  • I thought it was pretty cool,made me happy for a couple of minutes.Not sucky.

  • You suck.

  • that's me....i'm a thinker.

    lol. gold.

  • I can spot a fake philosopher from a mile away, looking down from Olympus on a world of doubt and fear.

  • you suck!!!

  • Do you really believe that shit. Get with it man this is the 21st century, THERE AIN'T NO GOD NO WAY, NO WHERE. Arse hole.

  • humans are the gods of earth... other worlds, i aint sure yet... but why rain on peoples parade

  • lol

  • OK, I am neither greek nor american, so I can objectively say hat this is the work of a retard. Quite frankly. A shame.

  • Word to the wise:

    be careful who you call a retard, when you can't spell.

  • A very pertinent remark indeed, since typographical orthodoxy is of course the absolute proof of intellectual accuracy and correctness, especially when it comes to a Youtube comment written in less than 30 seconds. Thank you sincerely for your contribution.

  • i dont think that was an objective

  • Now that, my good man, is some funny ass shit! Loved it

  • Greek commenters, you're an embarrasment. Greeks are not retard chauvinists who are offended by parodies!

    We're not uncultivated. I'm a proud Greek but I do know that apart from ancient Greece there have also been Romans, Egyptians, Soumerians etc. I'm sorry for those who think that Greeks invented everything. I'm also sorry for all of you who oppose Greeks, showing that you're nothing more than ignorant racists.

    To all humans:Don't demand respect when you can't respect other nationalities.

  • I know. I may be an American but what person makes him and his nation look like an ass by saying ignorant things about a parody of a time and place in history.

    Μου το οποιο πρεπει να ντρεπομαστε για την πραγματοποιηση μιας αστεια βιντεο σε μια φυλετικη συζητηση.

  • I lol'd on "Why bad things happen to good people". You just sat there looking confused as hell. XD Great Job!

  • lol haha

  • nice :) particularly the part he cannot talk on "why bad things happen to good people".

  • ha!

  • This is halarious

  • Truth literary is the opposition of deception. Fact stay as demean of the so called "wisdom" or "knowledge" and the holder of truth.

    Truth is the defiance of the deceiving lies and misconception.

    Truth is like a number between 0 to 9, its combination system is proven beyond all truth.

  • not bad, i laughed ^_^

  • Very funny. Great video. thx 4 posting.

  • aha fake breast.

  • hahaha. loved the end part. =)

  • jerks...stop insulting, you don't have a ounce of knowledge he had.

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  • amaly-amaly-amaly--POW---RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!!!!!!

    HAR'SCAR

  • To the guys giving negative comments, just don't watch it then. It's not his fault you don't get the wry humor. If you like ROFLMAO funny, look to other videos. Personally, this is more chuckles funny... I like it.

  • i agree

  • Hmmm....you HAVE a concept, and its a really creative idea! If you could incorporate some humor and talk about modern day things that are in the "news". Maybe the elections or something? You have a great idea though!

    YAY for Phistophicles!

  • The premise is good but the execution was weak. Could have been much better and funnier.

  • you r right

  • lol

  • he liked to phist women a lot

  • this is stupid, and it's not even funny

  • Possibly the least funny thing I've seen in the past couple of years.

    Just.. stop :(

  • Thought this was great. Good job and looking forward to more. :)

  • FAKE! man in movie is dead since 100 yers. i am making philosofy book for free on internet for all COUNTRYS' and VILLIGES' in world.

  • Hope by the time it's published you will have learned how to spell. :)

  • great video actually

    quite funny

    keep it up

  • it could be better, i give it 4 of 10, needs better punch lines and better writing

  • "it's worst video than i see in my life"? whatever you say dumb ass

  • funny concept poor execution... you're an ACTOR man ACTTTTTTTTT lively it up!

  • It had potential, but I guess it fell short in a lot of ways. There were some genuinely funny parts, though.