The Invention of Lying - Stephen Merchant scene

[BeNotNormal]

God, that voice. Just... that voice.

[xNEXTxHEROxPLEASE]

LOL jokes on steve is real name is barry.

[almacocoa98]

It's fun see people rage because of mentioning Wheatley when like 5 of the related videos are about him :D

[almacocoa98]

Those eyes O_o

[NeilSonOfNorbert]

they mised option 3: kill the robery victim

[Matty6660]

Stephen Merchant was famous waaaaay before portal 2 was even invented so all the comments are just annoying.

[stjdtkzt]

I´m sick of those Wheatly comments. Yeah it was funny but stop reducing him on that he did way bigger things. Thats pathetic

[Combineking1951]

Best way to deal with petty robbers

[captain0ldy0da]

Everyone's here for Wheatley, I'm here for Stephen himself.

He's one of my most favourite comedians and I love his accent.

Those two are Ricky Gervais' friends, or favourite actors as they appear in many of his shows.

[Werebereus]

@captain0ldy0da So what. People can come here for whatever they feel. Get over it.

[captain0ldy0da]

@Werebereus I don't understand your point? I like Wheatley and also Stephen.

[brainimp]

@captain0ldy0da Stephen is in Ricky's Shows b/c he co-writes and co-directs the shows with Ricky, he is Ricky's Equal he's not working for him but with him. This is the only Ricky Gervais Movie that Merchant is in that he did not write himself

[captain0ldy0da]

@brainimp I know right, their shows are so funny.

[TheGoshDarnBatman8]

That's it. I'm buying a pipe.

[Nayyfz]

FFF SHUT UP ABOUT PORTAL

[luckyleprachaun7]

@Nayyfz Geez, sounds like somebody just had a core transfer with the Anger Core. :/

[Damianogre]

Wow crime in england is quite....Proper

[Cyndane]

Simple way to curb robbery: install an Aperture Science turret in your home.

[Madiigo]

That fucking pipe.  <3

[shatofox9]

It witly be for he be cam an idiot robot<3

[xXxMarxEmilyxXx]

I don't know why....but Stephen looks so attractive here....

[gemm83]

@xXxMarxEmilyxXx

It's the pipe.... and the fact that he IS very attractive.

[iamaseabird]

You know Stephen dresses like this all the time lol

[Azvee]

Wheatley? When did you become a human....is this a fanfic?

[SamJamRic]

OOOOMMMMMGGG that was a terreble movie

[Deaththeekidd]

Aha Barry from Eastenders xD

[tak3808]

WTF is he wearing?

[OhhBiscuits]

Kinda sucks how there's loads of people here that only know him from Portal. He's done much more things than voicing a character for a video game!

[tak3808]

@OhhBiscuits Kinda sucks how there's loads of people here that are hopelessly out of touch with the changing world and think that doing a voice in a video game is equivalent to sucking cock in an alleyway. How do you like that?

[OhhBiscuits]

@tak3808 Was that an insult towards me?

[tak3808]

Naw, of course not. That comment was just a metaphor for YES I AM INSULTING YOU!

[OhhBiscuits]

@tak3808 Then the jokes on you friend.

[Kokomokox]

@tak3808 You're a total imbecile. Smerch did a brilliant job as a voice actor, but that doesnt mean its the best work hes ever done. Every type of acting the man does is amazing so dont act like a baby and insult people because you're a cock sucking portal fanboy. Just because you like portal doesn't give you internet points or make your opinions more important. Piss off, wanker. Video games aren't important frankly, they are just the same as tv in terms of wasting time. Fun though.

[tak3808]

@Kokomokox When did I say that it was his best work ever? Maybe you should build you argument upon things that I actually said. Try again, you mongoloid.

[TrentYamasaka]

@tak3808 How long before there's a Daily Mail article about that comment? ;)

[Ennocb]

@OhhBiscuits That's why it's so awesome that people finally discover the rest of his awesome work because of that. I personally don't think that I would ever have found out about him if it weren't because of the game :D

[OhhBiscuits]

@Ennocb At least you know him and respect him from other places :P

[RandomLaugher16]

D'you want a cuppa tea? yea..

lol proper british humor right there

[jimmy2k4o]

he could have just said am not telling you, that wouldnt be a lie

[jimmy2k4o]

bet barry never thought hed be in the same movie as rob lowe jennifer garner and jason bateman

[DudasDrakaan]

I came here because of the Wheatley Show.

[Delluu18]

'Do you want cup of tea' haha :)

[dayday554466]

Everyone needs to stop bitching about knowing him from portal 2 he's obviously in other things..

[fullmetalcayla315]

all i can see when i hear his voice outside of Portal is Wheatley XD I <3 Wheatley!

[KurtRobo]

MUSTANG SALLY!!!

[cometaztheoriginal]

WHEATLEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!

[HBJ297]

They told me that if I was at work, I WOULD GET ROBBED.

[crazyman2171]

its funny how he offered him a cup of tea XD

[sirbestnameever]

so funny

[oSNE4Ko]

Loll I couldn't believe it when I saw him in this...I watched it just before, bought the film because of Ricky, surprised to see stephen...and to see Karl as a cave man !! XD

[TheDicloniusninja]

I love him XD

[Monty946]

lol do you want a cup of tea?

[thescrounger1]

Who wants Barry off EastEnders?

[fleemonstay]

Is this comedy?

[Simetra666]

Wait, why didn't he just say "I'm not telling you my name." That's not lying, it's refusing to answer his question. Though it made it funnier that he did say his name.

[Talwynhawkins]

@Simetra666 yeah, that was a flaw with entire film. It wasn't so much that people didn't lie, it was that they were compulsively honest.

[leakeg]

looks like Barry found some work then!

[fleemonstay]

@leakeg Hey, you should see his past, he used to be a driver for James Bolam.

[tstarkis]

Not used to hearing his voice without seeing a little spherical robot.

[xenRsVideos]

lol Richard Bellastan disliked this video

[piggyakaben]

BARRY!

[MyBigpoo]

Wheatley detected

[Woebien]

Never rob Wheatly or the barclays bank advertisment narrator xD

[MrDA1E]

it's a pitty this was cut it would have gone a long way towards making pipes cool again

[rageagainstmonica]

Come off it, Bar'.

[MinecraftOfEpic]

Sounds Like Wheatly :D

[dinogirl71]

''You want a cup of tea?''

''Yeah,sure.''

[javalin597]

Don't mess with wheatley!



[dawkterderp]

No one robs Wheatley

[AWSOMEreviewman45]

Why is it when I pictured the guy who played Wheatly he looked exactly like that?

[TheWierdo67]

@AWSOMEreviewman45 Because of the way he sounds.

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

@AWSOMEreviewman45 ARE YOU A WIZARD

[KittiMitties]

It's funny cos he's desperate.

[DryBones95]

Wow, And this guy plays a machine made to come up with stupid ideas? Really? weird.

[nickwalnutIndustries]

Watch Extras for extra lols with both of those two

[3rdiDRaGZPS3]

WHEATLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Bodaciousc1234]

The irony that they originally took the mick for Shaun Williamson being 'Barry off Eastenders' and now Merchant is simply 'Wheatley from Portal 2'

[aznassassin159]

Must have been a stressful day at work, tending to all the smelly humans.

[tak3808]

@aznassassin159 No, I think he was just fired for pressing the neurotoxin release button.

[TheBlackDragonX0]

HES AWSOME... Yes Egoraptor its your time....

lol

[dabbos]

thats fuckin hilarious¨!!!

[ShadowNick5]

I <3 Wheatley

[xiandrii]

i already knew of steven merchant from the XFM show with karl P-MAN pilkington, and i didnt even realised it was steve as wheatley in portal 2 xD

[petethetechguy]

He'd make a great wheatly.

[slikvic560]

@petethetechguy he si the voice of wheatly dumbass

[slikvic560]

@petethetechguy *is

[lobsteros]

@petethetechguy That's because he's the voice of Wheatley.

[gringolazlo]

Barry from eastenders?

[makie0901441]

The one that disliked this was Richard Bellerson! oh yeah I said it!

[eggyolksam]

british robbers sure are polite

[IanEduardoMeneses]

Merchant is so funny. Oh god. His accent is incredible.

[Dimentio36]

"You've got two options..."

Picked up a few things from voice acting Wheatley, have we?

[RandomLaugher16]

Haha its P.I Staker from Hot fuzz

[z6achminer]

Wheatley :D

[DJSisawsome]

this is just another Monday at the Merchant residence

[slikvic560]

@supermario863 he is the voice of wheatly!!!

[Briteeesh]

Who gives a shit whether or not people like him for being Wheatley? Either way they're appreciating the fantastic work he does so it can only be a good thing.

[SonicAngel23]

I want a bubble pipe now. And the hat. :D

[jaylias]

completely unique scene

[Trebor1UK]

This guy cracks me up no end, when ricky catches him wanking in Extras i laughed so hard i shat and pissed myself. Ricky, Stephen and Karl...what a trio of comedy.

[lilanthia]

I am very, VERY jealous of his little hat and pipe.

[inkstersco]

@lilanthia

I have that pipe.

[KyrisTV]

I knew of steven merchant before I played Portal 2, but I didn't realise he was wheatley lol xD

[jazcash]

Wow really, all these american's have never heard of Stephen Merchant before Wheatly? I pity you all.

[SaveTheEarth4767]

I'm not going to lie, I DID find him as Wheatley, but now I'm a fan of him for all the other things he's done, ESPECIALLY his comedy. It doesn't matter how you found him, we're all just fans here, so shut up and enjoy what you're watching.

[leakeg]

@SaveTheEarth4767 what is Wheatley?

[SaveTheEarth4767]

@leakeg Wheatley is a character from a video game called Portal 2 that Merchant did a VO for. :)

[leakeg]

@SaveTheEarth4767 aha, thanks!

[yubarta1]

@SaveTheEarth4767 i found him cuz of teh wheatly show

[TheRugsy]

Wheatley!

[metavash]

the enrichment center CAN be a stressful place. Just ask Rattmann

[Arzaker]

what about option 3

RUN AWAY

[KeroroFan123]

Wheeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaatleeeeeeeee­y

[TillieMoon]

All the Portal 2 Wheatley fans, do Stephen Merchant a favour, and appreciate his other works. If you thought Wheatley was funny, Steve's on a whole new level.

[Eddieost0309]

OMG IS THAT THE GUY THAT PLAYS WHEATLEY??! well u know how when u hear a voice in a movie or game or song and u think about how he might look and then u see the real one, suddenly forget how u thought they look, and then feel akward?

*damn

[TheNintendo101]

Wheatley or not, Stephen Merchant is still awesome. :D

[ParanoidEngineer]

Dunno why, but his voice almost doesn't suit his looks...

[sergiuung]

@ParanoidEngineer true

[slakethedemon]

so that's what Wheatley looks like

[TheMonochromeBird]

My God, people, this guy has scored Emmys and fucking Golden Globes before he even became Wheatley, so I don't know what all this bollocks is about him 'being out of place' when he isn't doing voice overs. If you knew anything about Stephen Merchant, you'd find that he is very new to voice acting and he has mostly done directing, acting and radio presenting in his career, not voice acting.

[caple10]

It's amazing how many people commenting on here haven't seen extras.

[imaliar16]

I just find it hard to believe that's his regular voice,not even edited. Sounds so out of place,even if his mouth is moving correctly with his words. You'd think a lot of non-human characters in games would have their voice actor's voice edited. Like GLaDOS.

[ppm1n]

he sounds so out of place when he's not wheatley.

[XxAfirexX]

This guy is for hire when you're away

Call 1-800-ste-phen

He will protect your home!

Warning, this is a fake ad! Dont seriously do it.

[FurnaceMastaah]

Those eyes...

[TheBestKindOfFailure]

They're beautiful.

[Llewelyn]

Hei its Barry from Eastenders!

[LoriAnneKat]

favorite scene in the movie

[CrazyCoolDude100]

lol PWNED

[rkent06]

only funny scene in the whole film

[harrisontan]

ahahahahahahaha

[AMD2600]

Why is this an event?

[lyingbears]

@themaskisthebest Jesus, you know Stephen Merchant has done more roles than Wheatley.

[BWS777unlucky]

alexpre888 brought me here :P

[Core297]

Dear GOD! Sounds EXACTLY like Wheatley!

[hiddeneye100]

@Core297 thats bcuse hes the guy that does Wheatly's voice

[slikvic560]

@Core297 it is wheatley

[lotharsredemption]

@Core297 Its cause Stephen Merchant IS Wheatley

[darkivan64]

The Wheatley show sent me here.

[smarteekendra]

@darkivan64 me too lol

[midnightbluenoz]

ha trying to bring the pipe bk

[XgottahavemychucksX]

I have half a mind to make him into a meme on Memebase. "They told me, If I ever....*insert funny yet related thing here* I WOULD DIE!" Would it go over well?

[Souldestroy199]

@XgottahavemychucksX I think it would.

[BlueBaboon481]

Portal, thank you so much for introducing me to this man XD

[rightattheunicorn]

Barry!!!!!!!!!

[Edwardo1993]

hahahaha i tell you what i cracked up when i heard the words "wanna cup of tea?" hahaha FANTASTIC!! Proud to be british. This is pure british comedy!

[SpyceySalad]

Wheatley!!!

[ShawnSoloX]

ha. Stephen keeping the pipe alive even in his acting gigs! Love it. Don't worry though Steve. I'm keeping the pipe alive State Side!

[gigglegirl788]

All I can think of is Wheatley o.o

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

"Worst movie ever"

Why? Because it had no sparkly vampires, you wanker-ass Americans? Here's a rag, cry into it.

[h0w17z3r]

@LeeroyJenkinsstudio who said that? wanna help me punch him in the face?

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@h0w17z3r I think I was replying to multiple people in general. I have no idea if the @(username) can host multiple names, so I just posted as a bulliten in summary.

Also, in keeping up with the Invention of Lying universe, I must report that I am currently a mongoose.

[h0w17z3r]

@LeeroyJenkinsstudio alright. good luck with hunting season!

[n140ethan]

DIGBY DIGWOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTH!!!!!

[ghostriderx101]

"U wanna cuppa tea?" I cried.

[Atma505]

Then he said, that if I ever try to call the police... I would DIE!

[DeathnoteBB]

We've got two options, option one, sit here, do nothing. Option 2, go into her lair, and most possibly be killed, if she is awake.

[chanbaratime]

this movie confuses me. i love merchant and gervais. this film eluded me entirely. if someone can just explain to me why barry didnt just leg it out of there, i think i will get it.

[Zippish]

@chanbaratime Well, Merchant said it himself, Barry gave away his name (because of the whole 'can't tell a lie'-thing), so he'd be arrested later anyway. You just really gotta go along with the premise of only being able to tell the truth to get this film I think.

[CatFez]

Wheatley and Burglar Sphere.

[BrandonBlaze904]

gordon freeman sure got fat, but its good to know he is still ready for action with his crowbar, see valve this is what happens when you delay episode 3.

[stickdudeshooter]

@BrandonBlaze904 wonder if he could still fit in his suit?

[antiguy360]

Christ he's tall.

[TheGoldWatch]

That's my favorite part of the whole movie, when he puts the pipe in his mouth and makes goggly eyes

[ebob162]

"Wanna cuppa tea?"

"Yeh."

[grantser08]

haha barry's face after he realises he jus gave away his name lol priceless!!!!

[garymclean94]

JUST HAVING A LITTLE SING SONG