[YTP] Billy Mays - iCan't insurance

[ancilodon]

I know I'll always remember that whatever my situation, nothing is more important than Billy Mays.

[PeggySucksYTP]

Its like the money was never there!

[beyblade4lifeify]

i can't belive that there are no ORANGES!

[FlameAdder]

Whole thing was gold, but I lost it at "It's like the money was never there!"

[WindowsSanAndreas]

When you can Pay a Fortune to Billy Mays..And Look Its Like the Money was Never There!

[sereously]

"Oranges not included"

What the-

[jakeboarder678]

never mind about the oranges i saw it

[jakeboarder678]

what do people mean when they say oranges are not included? oranges haven't even been mentioned in the video...

[DiegoAlanTorres]

IF I KILL MY FAMILY I WIN 2 TRILLION DOLLARS?!??!?!

[jakeboarder678]

Billy gets what Billy wants...

Why?

Because Billy Mays would appreciate that...

[jakeboarder678]

Billy mays behind the scenes

[TheBooradley14]

Here billy, have it all!

[Itskiryl33397]

This is an ad for insurance companies if they didn't lie.

[RickMaddon]

I was considering getting this. but damn i wanted those oranges.

[crossbones07]

It's like the money was never there!

[FunnyOmatic96]

Oranges not inclued!? Well, then i think its time to use the suicide ladder

[BloodyClay]

Taking your money is something I'm really passionate about. Hmmm.... sounds like the goverment.

[JndBStudios]

whats God's number, i want to talk to michael jackson and billy mays

[SaucyPuppetShow1]

I'd call just to talk with Billy :3

[RetroVideoFan]

Mays, Hi Billy here! Toilet.

XD.

[newbeginning2893]

now i see where the national debt comes from

[RetroVideoFan]

Even our most affordable plans have coverage for breaking your back, suicide, amputation and nothing more.

LOL.

[DiegoAlanTorres]

if i kill my family i get 2.000.000.000.000 U$s!?!?!?

[baconluvr2]

39 people have a golden retriever

[DarkDecade619]

Maybe you have a Boner Reliever-- Er.. Retriever, excuse me.

[singinglawnchair]

Mays, Hi Billy here! Toilet.

[iblobtouch]

Oranges not included?

[Cranberoo]

I don't wanna share my cash with Billy Mays! It will be like the money was never there! (RIP, Mays)

[unirrational]

Great job on the video! I was laughing about 1/3 the way in and couldn't stop.

[crazyinsane500]

I used to have insurance. But then ... I got rid of it. :3

Because I took an arrow to the knee

[Aaron51801]

i want to have icant insurance

[OMGWAFFLEZZ]

um dude yu should cover up the Ican phone number....your advritizing for them...BUT the vid was epicness

[werewolf873]

shut up and take my money

[goheaddie]

Everyone1:13

[CalVersion1]

Seriously, this is a top tier YTP. Instead of spamming a bunch of color changes, sound distortions and other crap, it actually has a hiliarious plot (a man trying to sell something nobody would ever buy, purely for profit).

[UrAnus1231]

@CalVersion1 That's with every poop of Mark3611. I hope he starts making poops again.

[1aundulxaldin]

It's hard to give money to a dead man.

[jedihunter176]

Here, Billy, take my money :(

[AlexeysmirnovGMODer]

i love it how his hand movements fit to the text

[antiswattt2]

''its like the money was never there!!''

[Darkkight17]

After the recording Billy Mays got KARMA CHARGERED!

[drewsome89]

"Making your money my money is something I'm very passionate about"

[duzgy]

ORANGES NOT INCLUDED?!

[SuperScaryZombie]

$2 trillion a month for 1 family? Is Billy Mays poor?

[tangsaver1]

obama care!

[MaceH1ndu]

Oranges not included

[cyberpolice9000]

$2 trillion a month for 1 family? That's more than the GDP of the USA per year

[Kevin01SH]

i refuse to buy icant insurance unless my oranges are included

[alex156g]

youll finally be saying "here billy, take my money"

[Darkinie89]

i miss billy mays ='( i wish chuck norris would cry and bring him back to life with his tears

[MrCaCaaaaaaaaa]

@Darkinie89 Chuck Norris can suck Billy Mays' COCK!

[RitaMoulderAuthor]

Billy Mays beats Chuck Norris and Billy is dead :) Thumbs up if you agree

[compaqgt]

i loled at 2.000.000.000.000 hahahahahaha

[haydenz13]

pause 0:57 billly mays' dad

[litherabbit]

That woman was really upset she had affordable health insurance.

[wilberforce95]

and look! it's like the money was never there!!!!!!

[Celacool]

*calling Ican't* Do you have a Golden relive- I mean retriever?

[RockoJulian]

And look, it's like the money was never there. LOL!

[MakemyBoobies1more]

i guess i know wy the money was never there now

[ifba100]

TWO TRILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!

[1r2h5f]

why does it say oranges not included?

[Brandutt]

Ill take Insurance from Billy Mays over any insurance in America...

[specialfxmaker]

LOVE THIS VIDEO!

[Raebo911]

"$160 for you, and $270 a month for your entire family"

Oh, well that's not too bad. : )

"NOT ANYMORE!"

D :

[SensesSuccess]

I never used to pay attention to who made the videos, but upon closer inspection i found out that you made like 6 of the videos me and my freinds quote all the time xD

[n0limit94]

Whaaaa D:... ORANGES NOT INCLUDED!?!?!!?

[SWI0001]

@n0limit94 Nope, It's onions

[Kefkadet]

I would totally go for this plan, but not including the oranges is a deal breaker...

[MrDevin712]

did anybody else see 'oranges not included' on the bottom of the screen.

[SWI0001]

47,000,000!!! I CAN AFFORD THAT!

mabye not 1660 though

[angelpichu1]

@SWI0001 i can afford 2000000000000 dollars but not 240 though

[SWI0001]

@angelpichu1 holy shit..who do you work for the get that much?!

[angelpichu1]

@SWI0001 billy mays i cant insurance

[SWI0001]

@angelpichu1 ahaha...hmm I must get that job

[AmyandSabrinaBFF]

When you call, you'll get to talk with ME, BILLY MAYS! *holds up hamburger*

[MrBabyJaysus]

Billy Mays will help you decide which policy gives me the most money.

LMAO

[ectorzage]

Quick, get the necronomicon and resurrect Billy Mays. Obviously he needs to get into congress and show everyone how to get the US out of Debt. Hell, he'd probably show us how to take over the world for just 2 easy payments of 9.95 :P

[Cab0cl0]

Honest scammer lol

[ineedcomedy]

Look! It's like the money was never there!

[yarrn88]

I cried from laughter~!

[LACSMOB]

Oranges Not Included, LMAOO

[Maepzer]

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[Derbundle12]

2 trillion dollars! now thats something i can afford!

[SuperSillyNut]

I have a golden reliever. I just wish it relieved stress, not my food.

[TheDoritosfan1]

ORANGES NOT INCLUDED....now THAT'S a dealbreaker lol

[lilbeatlesfangirl4]

Happy Birthday, Billy!  R.I.P.

[KarlFrederick19]

oranges not included

[silverpaulo5]

i was laughin the entire time. i even had to pause so i wouldnt get a heart attack

[SimsAustin]

Holy crap!? Talk to Billy Mays for only 2 trillion dollars a month? Where do i sign?

[KaijuWarlordKing]

39 people have to pay a fortune for their insurance because they didn't use Billy May's iCan't Insurance.

[carack9]

LOL XD

[SteamSapper]

Oranges not included

[Annihitate]

you love Billy Mays more then your life 1:09

[Ndcrocks]

now THIS is a youtube poop XD

[shamz0rz]

Oranges not included? Ripoff!

[Precuremadi]

I have nothing to loose but everything to gain. Lol Billy u really want peoples money

[PSISpecter]

"I know what you're thinking! You love Billy Mays! You love Billy Mays as much as your children! You love Billy Mays more than life! Whatever your situation, nothing is more important than Billy Mays! And iCan't will show you how to share your money with Billy Mays! With iCan't, you'll finally being saying "Here Billy, take my money!""

I had to pause the video so many times to catch my breath...

[RetroVideoFan]

Breaking your back, suicide, amputation, and NOTHING more.

[vdwebb99]

"And look, it's like the money was never there." Genius. 

[RetroVideoFan]

Mays Hi Billy here toilet.

[BloXboX37]

You can pay a fortune to Billy Mays

AND LOOK, ITS LIKE THE MONEY WAS NEVER THERE

(ORANGES NOT INCLUDED)

[MrBenben4]

(Oranges not included)

[BoydGuy333]

39 people wanted oranges



[coolTYLER10000]

Did anyone notice "Oranges not included" at the bottom of the screen throughout the whole video? lol :D man Billy Mays is trying to scam people, lol again.

R.I.P, Billy Mays ur awesome and a better sales person those other homos out there who try to sell us good products and those homo sales people unlike Billy Mays made the product look gay and dumb but not the one and only Billy Mays!

[Kevin01SH]

making YOUR money MY money is something im really passionate about!

[WalkerSoilder]

0:30 jesus fucking christ

[TallestRed342]

oranges not included

[KingOfAceZ1]

Did anyone notice Oranges not included at the bottom of the entire video?

[etanx2000]

FAGTSNERYKRSTHHHHTRHERHTRTHGER­FUCKWRTNJHTSTEHTHTRHRYSTHRTHRT­HTYHRYTEFGRTHRTGERSHITSTGHTHDT­RHSRTHSTRHDHTHDTHRYRTJH

Find 2 swere words in the puzlle

[Imtehbestz]

@etanx2000 No. Learn how to spell and fuck off.

[minimanjonesy]

@etanx2000 fuck and shit are the words.... you spelled swear wrong

[Saukkomestari]

@etanx2000 grow up

[1996Coaster]

@etanx2000 well that was pointless

[amyfaithful]

I know what you're thinking. You love Billy Mays. You love Billy Mays as much as your children. You love Billy Mays more than life. Whatever your situation, nothing is more important than BILLY MAYS!

[cyberpolice9000]

@amyfaithful

Damn right!

[HARClX]

Dramatically=Shakespeare

love it!

[zimfan9]

With I cant you"ll finally be saying here Billy take my money.

[RaymartLipatable]

iCan't hahahaha!

[LawlTehRemovalist]

Oranges not included? WTF! *applies suicide putty*

[mariobros4232]

I wanted oranges :(

[col2thecar42]

ORANGES NOT INCLUDED??? Fuck This Insurance!! Haha! LMFAO

[royalgarnet]

I think you're making fun of him, now cuz hes dead now but he can still see this.

[watersedge12345]

What a Deal!

[DroneFragger]

With Ican't you'll finally be saying, here, billy mays, take all my money.

[amyfaithful]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[demaphoon]

Billy Mays is the Chuck Norris of advertiers :D

[Mocha2007andcoco]

"Oranges not included"

[Flimerfly]

starting as low as 47 Million a month for you, or 2 TRILLION dollars a month for your entire family.

LOL

[PSISpecter]

@Flimerfly And with some deals costing dramatically more!

[soniczdawun1]

I'd stick my money up his ass a dollar at a time if he asked me to.

Nothing is more important than you Billy Mays. :3

[unknown65100]

2 trillion dollars 4 ur entire family!!

[godscommaro2]

I have nothing to loose but everything to gain!

[acetabularia03]

Don't you just love how it says "Oranges not included" from 0:06 onwards? XD

[skullzcrusher]

*starting from FORTY SEVEN MILLION A MONTH*

[zeldawman101]

0:50 I'll call if I get to talk to him

[cookiesandmariomilk]

2 trillion for my whole family! Thats much better than 160$ :D

[PhoenixManXXL2]

@choc4luv

And when I say "your money," I mean ALL of it >:3

[Brandon999LFC]

This is hilarious

[ChuWanggAmes]

i would give any money to bring billy back :,(

[choc4luv]

Theres no one more important than BILLY MAYS......

Making your money my money is something im very passionate about

[IdoNotRunAjamFactory]

Oranges, Y U no included?

[MrDelegateZERO]

Making YOUR money MY money is something I'm very passionate about.

[EPICWINize]

:( no oranges included...

[DragonUltraMaster]

38 families didn't want to give Billy their money

[RogueSparkZX]

success

[James1011R]

38 people bought iCan't Insurance

[beufordpusser]

0:26 LMAO LOL ROFL

[James1011R]

Coverage for:

Breaking your back

Suicide

Amputation

Nothing More

[IamPimPamPet]

Why risk lower insurance rate when you can pay a fortune to Billy Mays?

[Mosse190]

Pure greed.

[Xendarbletz]

Vince (ShamWow guy) is better, U mad?.

[HedgehogGamers]

'And look, it's like the money was never there!'

[magicalretriever101]

Oranges not included lololololololololol

[FallenProtoss]

0:47 I'd love to call and talk to billy mays...

[helecopter323]

FUCKING HILARIOUS...... But It still doesnt beat the movie on youtube when billy mays talks about his wood

[Andrew91851]

billy u greedy fuck :P

yur pashinant to take our money and to make yur own Billy mays money

[honekitsune]

Mays Hi Billys Here

[elcheapomagneto]

Golden Reliever....

[NiceHotCupOfBro]

This is the most honest insurance advertisement I've ever seen.

[CaptainFalco311]

ORANGES NOT INCLUDED

[healie]

The life insurance commercial aired the day after his death. Ironic?

[UncleSpankification]

@healie I hope he was their first customer.

[healie]

@UncleSpankification Probably not. He probably said "Damn, this shit sucks. I can get way better than this."

[TheSuperGamefreak]

@healie XD greatly

[Phygar1]

@healie untimely

not ironic

[lolLPjustpwnedu]

0:29 2TRILLION?1

[LargeFG7777]

0:29 I do not want to be a nerd now but these are not Two Trillion Dollars

These are Two BILLION Dollars

[smbxMrMario]

@LargeFG7777 Billy Mays said it was trillion so it is trillion now. >__>

[MissJLLawliet]

@LargeFG7777

It's trillion.

2, 000, 000, 000, 000

trillion-billion-million-thous­and-hundred

[LargeFG7777]

@MissJLLawliet Ohh. i was wrong because some noob told me that after million comes milliard or somehing, sorry for that

[MissJLLawliet]

@LargeFG7777

lol Okay. :3

[AyumuChika]

billy mays is like the chuck norris of infomercials XD

[UNpilot15]

At first I was like meh. At the end I was in an insane fit of laughter

[Neblung]

0:14 Transcribe Audio.

For Jews have him on for your entire family.

[XxDRASTIKxX]

And im not talking about some real insurance

[Pizzachu1]

OR TWO TRILLION DOLLARS FOR YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY