Artie's first suicide attempt - 1/3

[NY1love]

Love Robin.

[SBV123]

anybody got the show date on this one? or month/year at least?

[dionisioxxx2008]

HAVE YOU WATCHED OR LISTENED TO THIS SHOW EVER??? HOWARD STERN DISCOURSE IS ALL ABOUT REJECTING THE IDEA OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, THE IDEA THAT SECURE HUMAN BEINGS CAN JOKE ABOUT ANYTHING..ANYTHING MEANING ANYTHING...AGAIN IF HE GAVE IN TO ANYONES PERSPECTIVE OF WHAT IS NOT IN GOOD TASTE TO BROADCAST HE WOULD NOT BE IN THE AIR.NO HOLDS BARRED!!!!...THIS IS SO HYPOCRITICAL...YOU ALL HAVE ENJOYED FEELING SPECIAL BECAUSE YOUR TOLERANCE FOR THE NAKED TRUTH WAS WIDER THAN THE SIDE YOU NOW WANT TO BE

[normalpsychology]

Robin is a bitch to Artie ... and although usually I don't mind her, she's starting to become a little bit annoying.

[GoldenArc]

I don't think Robin is trying to be crude or demeaning and Howard was poking fun at Artie, too. Sounds to me like they were making light of a shitty situation. And who are any of you to judge her for her beliefs? What have you contributed to radio? Get off that high-horse.

[Anthonydlc87]

The pic zooming inan out is funny

[palatialregalia88]

lemme play psycologist. robin sees herself as strong and despises any weakness or emotion from anybody else. she does this because she was touched in the b hole by daddy

[729Drew]

She's not into scientology, no way

[TheMrplayitsafe]

Robin sounds jealous, of a SUICIDE ATTEMPT

[zappafan136]

@TheMrplayitsafe nah, just jealous that Artie is more interesting than she is .

[Ben1987X]

Robin is talentless and not funny? ...why is she on that show? And she converted to Scientology...who are you to make fun of somebody who is talented and funny??

[Leighmo2]

@Ben1987X Robin has been with Howard since 1981. I Think its more about loyalty than talent

[pedwell]

Thanks for uploading man.It's really appreciated.

[anythinggoesjoe]

in MADTV !? i knew it !!!!

[danielkirk1]

Artie the lord calls for you, always remember that.

[kjchillz]

god damnit artie i feel your fucking pain. heroin ruined my fucking soul and life. drugs are a mother fucking demon sent from hell. i feel for you brother. fuck man life is a fuckin bitch and then you die. peace homie domies

[pat442389]

i love artie... he has such a good heart and sticks up for smaller personalities on the show when howard gets mad at them. i wish they treated them better

[nickblaze420]

@Limited305 amazing fat and lazy

[Limited305]

I'm reading his book and it's breaking my heart.

I feel for this guy. What an amazing human being.

[The6degreeseparation]

I guess some people haven't gotten the memo that if someone talks about suicide or that they attempted it at one point. YOU NEVER LAUGH OR JOKE ABOUT IT!

[mxpassion17]

You can tell artie is good dude with a good heart. But he needs to get the demons out , who are destroying his life.

[mxpassion17]

SAD!!! Artie hasnt got over his father accident that left him (quadriplegic) and suffered greatly for five years before passing away. Artie was real tight with his father, must of been traumatic to see him like that .

[abooooff]

I don't know if this is funny,but its honest. Hope Artie is doing better today.

[alexandreleverrier]

How unpersonnal

[swagglehorse]

Absolutely riveting.

[MindstormRecs]

You're on your journey...He's checking out death lol

[ztellers27]

Suicide is never a funny. I tried two times and believe me coming back is really hard. Listening to this is so funny, sad, but funny. I guess I really need a good laugh.

Folks life can be beautiful!

[RooseveltSteinway]

Artie should try harder... then maybe he'll end up dead

[ozzy85d]

Howards cracken jokesthe whole time...I hope he feels like shit for it now

[uh0oo]

This show radiants evil. Its really depressing, and this is suppose to be a comedy I feel depressed as hell. Wow great comedy show. My sides are spliting from the laughter. They should all commit suicide. Fuck you Stern, Fuck you Robin, Fuck you miserable Artie Lang, and fuck anyone who is reading this!!!!

[uh0oo]

@uh0oo Man I apoligze for going off like I did. Thats bad Karma, it wasnt nothing aginst Artie, or the show, but I really, really hate the topic suicide, and suicidal people.

[caseyface3]

@uh0oo why do you hate it? why does it have such a strong pull for you? you talk of karma...then in the next breath say you 'hate' suicidal people.

[tremontirocks]

@uh0oo You're not a comedian. You think comedy takes serious subjects lightly. That isn't the case. These are people who look at life through a comic prism. Any idiot can tell this is serious stuff. There's humor in anything serious. These guys just choose to see the humor in it. So does Artie. It's pretty simple. There's nothing evil about this. There's more useful candor in this discussion than hundreds of other sad, somber discussions of similar issues I've heard.

[JByrd029]

This is sad.

[gu151]

Robin is awesome, you guys just hate when chicks say it how it is... She is JUST like Howard, she says exactly how she sees things and doesn't beat around the bush... Why do you think Howard has worked with her for decades... She is one of the rare females who can deal with the daily insanity of the show and the attacks and vulgarity and not be phased.

[katkal3]

waah! waah!

[twisted2cj]

I wanna know how he remembers all this stuff while being high?

[RES1ST0R]

robin is so annoying

[faffaflunkie]

You'd think by this time the fat bastard (Artie) would know how to get it right. Next time "you run out of coke" just put a .38 under your fat chin.

[captainmexico100]

this is so sad man

[LeahBBanayan]

Sad.

[TheEvilelvis89]

howard ans robin are laughing a little too much at this story. yeah, it has some funny points to it but overall it's a very depressing story and they shouldn't be laughing at it like it's nothing.

[SELFproclaimedVIRGIN]

I AM A VIRGIN

[TobyTheRobot]

this is a really sad story. i don't have any jokes

god bless you, artie

[rushedartist]

what's with the photo oozing in and out? it is not helping things.

[carolincas]

so insenstive. howard i like you, but your being an asshole.

[ULTRADREW1]

Robin "The Cunt" Quivers strikes again. Howard could have handled this revelation with a lot more sympathy. I'm kind of ashamed of their behavior on this one.

[gyromancy2]

DAMMIT!!!!! WHY DOES HOWARD KEEP INTERRUPTING THE STORY???? IT'S SO DAMN ANNOYING????

[PDXland37]

Did he ever return after the 2010 suicide attempt?

[SpideyFan1993]

@PDXland37 Nope. Not yet atleast.

[phouie50]

Some of you people make sick. The man has a problem and doesn't know how to deal with it. My personal feelings don't matter, I just hope he gets the help he needs and gets better before it's to late

[jaylias]

7:05 LOL "this is gona be great, in a way im excited" - on the prospect of death LMFAO

[MrTeslasRevenge]

Too bad it didn't work you fat sack of shit!! Boo-hoo "I'm Artie I'm Famous and I'm out of coke" Loser!!!

[hyperdog67]

ya wanna know wharts really sad? there are so many people that wish they could be working in a field like radio and here you have the most popular show on the planet and this guy cant stop shooting dope and basically behaving like a ....Frat boy. give me a job on the stern show and I'll stop eating candy if I thought it would fuck anything up! Fuckin grow up Artie Lang.

[Camel76]

Why would Artie want to commit suicide?

He couldn't suck down doughnuts like a pelican any more.

Artie tried to commit suicide...WAAAHHH!

[SuperMachoMuchacho]

Get well soon Art. We all love you.

[aliciaanne]

Artie got emotional when he talked about the suicide letter he wrote. He covered it up by laughing. Very difficult stuff to deal with.

[loonmaniac]

Fatassed junkie. Fuck you Artie, you swollen bag of fucking filth.

[perhaps333]

So, we're supposed to believe Artie tried to kill himself with a 13 INCH KNIFE (like a short sword) by stabbing himself in the ABDOMEN. Does that make ANY SENSE?? :/ I have found the whole thing very suspicious...

[suckadick14]

@perhaps333 you're incredibly fucking stupid. the only thing suspicious is howards reluctance to talk about artie now

[dethmag]

I know that laughter is the best medicine but I dont know how someone can joke about a suicide attempt on themself. Artie has these attempts and fails, like the latest with the stabbing. It confuses me, if he wants to die why not jump from a building? All it takes is one step and you will go. Artie doesnt want to die thats why. He needs to stay off the drugs and keep a clean head. Artie.. get your shit together and stop joking about a suicide note to your mother and sister.

[loturos]

the problem with ingesting stuff to die is that whatever doesn't give you permanent damages will just get vomited back and you end up living. or it will come out your asshole while you're passed out.

[toyotas2006]

0:26

LOL

[Lvduggo69]

Hey hairrynutz. Was your dad a drunk that called u names and treated your mom like shit ?

U have alot of hate in u ! Your parents did a shitty job raising u ! ;(. U big meanie !

F. Robin ! In a kind and gentile way !

[hiphump]

i love robin but her nonchalant attitude and referring to his first "attempt"  to his story is sickening

[MrHairyNutz]

Artie can only do the world a favor by getting rid of himself.

I mean look at him a fat slob who does drugs and never has anything funny to say always name calling and abuse just so talentless.

[Manu23ification]

@MrHairyNutz , oooooh and look at you, big loser with a lame name, calm down a bit there, you sound like an uptight douche

[iown813]

dude what kind of asshole human being says shit like that?

[SeeYouNextFall]

@hiphump

I agree.

She's a cold hearted dumb bitch who cant stand not being the center of attention.

Fuck Robin and her Scientology bullshit.

[TonyBranston]

@SeeYouNextFall ?

[Alpinex105]

@SeeYouNextFall shes not into scientology is she?

[SeeYouNextFall]

@Alpinex105

There's been talk about her being associated with the cult by Howard and other staff.

I wouldnt doubt it.

[modshroom]

@SeeYouNextFall

exactly, she is fucking retarded.

blatantly laughing at the most fucked up and twisted parts of arties suicide story.

laughing because she is "better than him"

the stupid bitch.

[noraglenn22]

@SeeYouNextFall she is not a scientist.

[superinfinite88]

@noraglenn22 Lol scientology and a scientist isnt the same.

[MySpaceSuckx]

@SeeYouNextFall shes a scienctoligest? or however u spell that shxt lol

[NY1love]

@MySpaceSuckx No. She isn't. That guy is a dumbfuck.

[Danimal77]

@WelshDegenerate

Get SERIOUS help.

[modshroom]

@hiphump

exactly.