Story Time - Too Much Bacon For Breakfast

[Minusthesum]

Great vids man, subbed! :D

[kevinpt3]

someone needs to make a helmet with a built in camera

[ichigolo]

LOL now that was funny hahaahah

i must say your the second guy i like from youtube doin vlogs on their motorcycle

[kryten]

@ichigolo Thanks! If you don't mind me asking who was the first? I'm always on the lookout for other good motovloggers.

[ichigolo]

@kryten im pretty sure u already know him hahah 13mordeth

[Minusthesum]

@ichigolo Try Thegardensnake ( Jake the snake ) But uhh yeah this is also a great guy to go to for vlogs haha. He is also one of the two I like. :D

[AlRHORN]

Cool story bro

[DJBenzzDk]

Hi Kryten. I just watched 100 of your videos!!!! and i can't recognize your Gixxer what CC is it?? please answer im your biggest fan :P

[kryten]

@DJBenzzDk Its a 600. I wanted a 750 but I got an awesome deal on my 600.

[DJBenzzDk]

@kryten thank you sooooo much u inspired me to buy a Gixxer 600 :P + if i was one of thoose cops i would have laughed so hard that the other cops were looking at me and not you :P

[suckityoudongo]

subbed.

[kryten]

@suckityoudongo Thanks!

[progamerM24]

Yea I'm poot gps in it

[The555333222]

where did you get that cool shirt? and what year is your gsxr? i am going to get me a 07 first year with slipper clutch. vids like this is why i love watching follow motorcyclists vids cool thanks

[kryten]

@The555333222 I'm not sure where the shirt came from. I think my wife bought it for me. I'm going to have a contest soon to give it away.

My GSXR is a 2008 model. I love it. I came really close to buying a 2007 750 but got a really good deal on my 600 instead.

[progamerM24]

Thanks bro. I keep lookin for bags that have that clear plastic on top thats not to big for a 750 ninja

[kryten]

@progamerM24 The clear plastic top comes in handy. Its made for maps but I put my iPhone in there so I can see who is calling to know if its worth stopping to take the call or someone I can ignore until later.

[progamerM24]

yo kryten do you remember what tank bag you had on the zzr600??m

[kryten]

@progamerM24 It was a Cargo Endurance bag. Its a great bag but a bit bigger than I needed. An awesome bag if you're traveling though.

[mikesidecar]

Ok I'm not from the US, but boy you are paranoid!, lol, good t-shirt though, ride safe , there out there to get you!!!

[kryten]

@mikesidecar The city I was in is known for overzealous cops. Most motorcycle riders go around the town rather than through it because they get fucked with so much. This place practically has a cop on every street corner.

[dlinquencious]

Get goin on the contest cuz I want that shirt! um, please *_~

[kryten]

@dlinquencious I've been having camera problems. Should have it sorted out soon. :)

[dlinquencious]

@kryten Now I feel like a brat :( I'll be good and wait patiently lol.

[thereve]

I saw the title "Too much bacon for breakfast" adn thought to myslef, "that's not a story, that's a miracle."

[NSRacer114]

LOL=))=))=))=))=)) dude you're crazy. Try to look at the short next time before wearing it

[ruskiyify91]

Thanks a lot for the helmet view. I love cop stories. Got a couple of my own.

[MATTNATTMATT]

I really want one of those, it's brilliant. Funny, but not too offensive. Where can i get one?

[kryten]

@MATTNATTMATT Keep watching my videos. Soon I'm going to do a contest and give it away as a prize!

[MATTNATTMATT]

@kryten Probably wouldnt fit me, i'm only little :P

[battlecry75]

that song was awesome and so was the story. That shirt was epic, i really want it,lol

[kryten]

@battlecry75 Maybe I should do a contest and give it away as a prize. Hmmm.

[battlecry75]

@kryten actually that would be pretty cool. Id definatley try for it

[Henry1993bc]

@kryten t shirt contest!!!

[ROKKIT44]

That was a great story! I loved the intro. You should totally use that all the time. I will sit my ass down and listen fo sho!

[kryten]

@ROKKIT44 Glad you liked it. When I wrote the theme and had it recorded for me I thought it might offend a lot of people. But then again that's why I did it. A lot of my regular viewers said they would stop watching if I started censoring myself so the song is sort of an inside joke for my viewers and a big FU to uptight people. :)

[smokydaburr]

that song was boss, and chic fila is awesome how could you hate it!?

[kryten]

@smokydaburr They put too much sugar in the breading for their chicken. I like spicy chicken, not sweet. The biscuits are too sweet too. Biscuits should be buttery. Maybe its all just a southern thing. Other than that I guess they're ok.

[series333]

good story

[attickt]

and you know if you were on the gsxr they woulda found a reason to pull you over... sportsbike riders are always wrong and always targeted XP

[attickt]

LOL i watched this on my xbox last night XD i love how it starts and then the intro.... that shirt is fuckin great.... ^_^ ...there out to get ya now man! :P

[franufc8]

Hahahaha brilliant!! :D Its so bad having people stare at you while ya eat never mind a few cops doing it lol good getaway by the way hahah

[torybush2118]

gosh man i hate cops and u would be screwed if u were on ur gixxer

[torybush2118]

@torybush2118 not all cops just the ones who stare at me 

[dlinquencious]

That's so funny and what's cool is that you took the time out to buy a shirt like that in the first place. Love my story time with Kryten.

[Bikeman1087]

Funny shirt. :D

What a stupid cop if he really was angry just because of your shirt...

[primoisrael]

lol nice shirt 

[johnnygoodjob69]

Lol haven't watched the video yet but you can never have too much Bacon

[kryten]

@johnnygoodjob69 Watch the video. I had too much bacon! LOL!

[johnnygoodjob69]

@kryten Lol Yeah I watched it right after I posted that comment hahah different kind of bacon lol but that was too much bacon. Oh and I want that shirt hahaha

[dougk35]

Some people just can't take a joke.

[Iamdustyyy]

Dude. I was laughing so harddd! I Want your shirt!

[HappyGizmo993]

There could be NEVER ENOUGH Bacon. Bacon is BEAUTIFUL!!

[GretschBluezDrummer]

Laughing my ass off!

[Rcnation101]

Like the shirt where u get when I was little I blew bubbles in a cops face and asked for his tazor

[Sth29Productions]

there is no such thing as too much bacon

[kryten]

@Sth29Productions When you're talking about the salty goodness of everyone's favorite breakfast meat (jews and muslims excluded) then I have to agree. When you're talking about sitting across from 8 to 10 cops with a cop bashing shirt on I have to strongly disagree. It was very hard to sit there and eat that biscuit. I actually went outside to finish my orange juice. :)

[pali4life48]

@kryten bacon is my favorite breakfast meat, its beef bacon tho

[Sth29Productions]

@kryten xD omg D:

poor u D:

[XH1927]

I lol'd LOUD when you showed the shirt. They hated you because it's true.

[transdetendal]

he he i once worked as substitute and was bitchen over some asshole cop hwo made me late for work,and the guy i tlked to asked me about it and i told ,but he felt like i was overdoing it, i got mad and showed him proof of me not building on top of story and next day i found out he was also a cop,on duty after i talked to him....he got so pist at the story he checked me out and found the other cop was wrong he apologysed for the rudness of both...on the way home i got a ticket from cop nr 1,hmm

[kryten]

@MrJohnnyrace Its a 2008 Suzuki GSXR 600. Its not really as quiet as the camera makes it sound. The microphone is inside my helmet behind the cheek pad so it muffles the engine sound. Its not obnoxiously loud like some sport bikes though.

[lakin8r]

Hope you get back into making videos soon!!! I -3 Kryton!!!

[kryten]

@lakin8r It's been cold and rainy lately and I've had camera issues. I'll be back in full swing soon. Thanks for watching! :)

[ordi75]

Great shirt you wore haha. The cops here are are idiots imho, wouldn't have been ashamed to wear a shirt like yours. :P

[invisiblemon]

That shirt nailed it.You have some strange luck.THEY will be watching you.

[melvin77055]

That is too funny!

[schulze3]

Great video ive had similar situations

[thatmanfromyorkshire]

Cops and doughnuts go together well mate don't they,must admit when the image popped up i couldnt stop laughing! Like the story time tune. Happy new year Kryten all the best mate

[Snowhite808]

Hahahaa - good You didn´t have my - bent over naked policeman t-shirt on - they would have probably eaten You alive. My GF is working for a job agency. Once she went to work with the shirt "Sorry, no interviews" - got a lot of customers laughing. But me - I´m so use to uniforms, never feel different a round them. Did scare a few cops in Austrian gas station when I forgot the helmet mask on and went to the bathroom - they were sitting at the counter with pretty mean faces:) had donuts ofcourse..

[gpzDave]

Haha nice one :)

[retardedretard97]

I love that damn song. Story time with Kryten...........Bitches.

[kryten]

@retardedretard97 Thanks! I'm glad most people seem to like it. I've always been afraid it would offend a lot of people. Then again I seem to offend a lot of people without the theme song so I guess it doesn't matter. :)

[Chuckles85]

Great story, didn't feel like you were rambling on, maybe next time you can get a truely offensive t-shirt

[apricotsnms516]

Holy crap! I would have flipped! Better keep an eye on my wardrobe! And happy New Years!

[Crackn81]

haha that intro was so cool man hahahaha, where can i download it...itunes? lol. to see the faces of the cops would have been priceless, what an awesome t-shirt lol

[SpeedVaper]

lmao, glad to see you're doing more story time. love the intro song by the way

[IlluminusQ]

hahhaaha definitely an awkward situation lol ...cool story bro, like always :)

[TaoriUTS]

that story was awesome :)

[kryten]

@TaoriUTS Glad you liked it! :)

[TaoriUTS]

hey kryten. how's your health these days? just wondering if you happen to take products with fluoride? the sideeffects of fluoride(which is a poison) cover some of the symptoms you mentioned.

[kryten]

@TaoriUTS It seems to come and go. Honestly I think it caused by my horrible diet. I'm American after all. We eat shit and don't exercise. I'm working on that though. I've cut out greasy, fatty foods and only drink water now and that seems to have helped a lot. I still have a rough day occasionally but for the most part I'm feeling much better. Thanks for asking and you're suggestion. I'll have to check into the fluoride thing.

[PS3skeetery]

lol can we have that story time with kryten theme song on mp3 cause damn that made the whole video

[kryten]

@PS3skeetery Haha! I've always been afraid it would offend people. Glad you liked it!

[Jontium1]

Happy New Year!

[nanahc]

Thats awesome. i like the shirt. good to see a vlog from you too, havent seen one in a bit.

[kryten]

@nanahc Its been cold and rainy lately. I've been having camera issues too. Hopefully I'll be back in full swing soon.

[biZKit1414]

DURP!