surprising that someone as intelligent and articulate as russell brand has to resort to taking the piss out of dated television clips, it just goes to show how unfunny he actually is really
Oooh I'm an only child too!! HE CAN BE MY OLDER BROTHER ANY DAY!! Although....that has the potential to be quite dangerous.....you can't fuck your brother can you?
Ageless83 WISHed: [u are a twat,we might not be perfect in britain but id rather live here then with u communist pricks] I might b aTwat but I haveHonour like theARGENTINEs,UNlike u&WCparents.Communism inChina,ROMANia made"corrupt"money on their own ppl (NOt like theEnglish=STOLEn fromALLnations& on their own"FREE"/LIBERATEd KIDS=desperate2BuyPORN).If there's a2nd FalklandsWar,I hopeARGENTINAwin_S without1death whereas BRITsShouldDIE like(poor)ARGENTINES did due2 2FACEd BritBullies' BACK STABs
fair play. I'd like to think you saw the friendly tone of my message though even if it was a rebuttal to a misunderstood comment. the thumbs down suggest more than myself made the same error. i too grow tired of such comments from undersexed girls. perhaps making the comments stand out as applying to a poster and not the video would prevent further errors? sorry again, enjoy the rest of your evening.
And also no life as he seems to have posted the same thing on every russell brand video on youtube. Maybe Brand banged his mother or something, seems to have a grudge..
you are a dickhead! i bet you couldn't even say something funny! Why don't you try to write your own comedy and then you will know how it feels if some1 disses you about ur work! also i will also add that Russell Brand isn't gay. I know this for a fact. Also even if he was gay.. that doesn't make him a bad person. Now shut up you homophobic dick!
For god's sake people if you don't like Russell Brand don't bloody watch videos of him! It's simple just don't type in 'Russell Brand' in the search box! Sometimes I think half the people in the world just watch videos of something they don't like just to say they're really crap! I have only 1 thing to say to those people...
ahhhh eye spy, loved that game as a child. arm rest, your legs touching my leg, aaaggghhh! i no what he talking about, iv had it all, lol this mans great, love old brandy.xx
WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN! MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR ,MANY SCARS no NOSE OR EARS.. I AM DEAD. IF U DONT COPY THIS JUST LIKE FROM THE RING, COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES.. OR.. I WILL APPEAR ONE DARK QUIET NIGHT WHEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U. THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE PAGES
i think that the funniest thing here is that like 2o of you have sort of BANDED together to ultimately and thoughrely DESTROY a few of these INFADEL NON BELIEVERS OF THE GREAT RUSSELL BRAND! long live the great brand *rigourus praying in the name of russell brand*
My word, Brand must have let you suck him off an awful lot for you to respond to these silly throwaway comments with such knee-jerk fury and vitriol! (See above, see below!) Aww you think he loves you. Truth is he's had many semen-spattered teenage faces looking up at that leaking bell-end of his.
(I notice you've still not denied he's rubbish either. Because you can't! It'd be like saying Ian Huntley is 'not a bad lad'.)
(and I notice you're up to your elbows in Brand's arse.)
If an argument about opinions is pointless, why do you feel the need to zealously defend Shagger Brand to the death after every silly, atomic little comment? COZ UR IN LOVE. ^_^ Come on, he must have coughed his yoghurt upside your face once or twice?
(By the way - just thought I'd let you know, you've still not denied he's rubbish . So I win! xxx)
Dear youth, I'm having far too much fun for this to end. But just for the record, I still win like.
"retardedness" - is that a word? NO.
RE: You not defending Brand's Act - Hi, I'm a little concerned this still hasn't happened. Please have your defence on my desk 9am sharpish. Thanks. :)
I think he is definitely a required taste and clearly good at comedy. The only way to measure good comedy is by the size of the fan base. Russel has a large one, ergo he is funny.
However, you could never win, because you never addressed the argument because it was never about whether he is good, you just tried to make it about that because you're a tit. It was about the pointlessness of arguing over a subjective thing like this.
Definition of 'word': "A sound or a combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning and may consist of a single morpheme or of a combination of morphemes." You do the math. You're graspigng at straws to try and boost yourself because you've consistently shown that you are a douchebag. Just because it does not exist in a dictionary, does not make it not a word.
Hello KonijNx2. I've missed you. Are you sitting comfortably? Then we shall begin.
"The only way to measure good comedy is by the size of the fan base."
What absolute tish. By that reasoning 'good comedy' would constitute 2-Dimensional pandering to mass nostalgia/truism mentality like Peter sodding Kay or Gavin & cunting Stacey (sorry, hope your DVD collection isn't too offended), whereas intelligent, concise satire often remains largely uncelebrated...
Anyone with a fraction of a neuron between their brain and their penis can identify which is the 'better' comedy.
"Russel has a large one"
Well, you'd know. ;)
"you just tried to make it about that because you're a tit"
That's a wonderful explanation, well done: 'because you're a tit'. I'm very fond of the way you have to continually resort to name-calling to attempt to reassure yourself you're not hopelessly dying on your arse. You KNOW I'm your daddy and quite frankly, it excites you.
"It was about the pointlessness of arguing over a subjective thing like this."
Yet with a little coercion you bent over for me and forwarded your opinion, didn't you? Eh? Didn't you? :-)
*YOUAREBEINGTROLLED*
I'm not finding it pointless at all; I'm actually finding it terrifically amusing. I'm responding to your comments solely for my pleasure - I'd say that's pretty much mission accomplished and win-win for me!
"Just because it does not exist in a dictionary, does not make it not a word."
Well in that case, cockpash and smatwank you sprattle moonch.
That's the weakest argument I've ever heard to defend yourself making up a word. You obviously have very little respect for yourself if you don't see a problem with using such clumsy language.
"You're graspigng at straws to try and boost yourself because you've consistently shown that you are a douchebag"
If that's so, you must be a 60-foot wicker statue with Edward Woodward trapped in your belly, because there's a nigh infinite supply of straw to be graspigng at here. You're a goldmine!
I hope that one day you understand that what is a joke, or is not a joke to some (or at least what is funny) differs across the masses of dumbasses. It's why some people like Roy Chubby Brown, and hate Bill Bailey. I look forward to your response, I feel we have grown closer together. <3
You missed my point there. I wasn't debating the subjectivity of a humour in that particular reply, rather it was a nod towards the larger 'joke'. However, you seem to be taking things less seriously that you were in your initial reactionary abuse, which leads me to believe you might just get it after all.
Upon my arrival, I wasn't actually that bothered about Brand I viewed him a bit of a wally, who has on occasion made me smirk, but generally fairly unremarkable. But thanks to you I've had to listen to the first 5 seconds of this video, over and over and over again, and now I actually hate him.
How can we not laugh at the overall joke? DON'T GO FAGGOT ON ME NOW, PRIVATE.
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Aww, I think the magic has gone. :'[
Seriously though, it was a delight to duke with such a worthy opponent and seeing as you enjoy arguing for the sake of it, I hope you've had as much fun as me. However, having grown quite fond of you, I now lack the drive and inspiration to fuel any more conflict, so I'm defeated in that sense; the only thing I now hold against you is the fact sodding Brand appears all over my front page recommendations.
Good. Go and develop your symtoms in a mental asylum somewhere far away. Where you can't bother all the Russell Brand fans in the world. And as aforementioned if you don't like Russell don't watch videos of him just to say he's crap.
Sorry, I think you missed the point a little bit kiddo - I was having a daft argument with
KonijNx2, (though I'm happy to say we departed on amicable terms) and I had to keep checking back here to respond, which meant listening to that same 5 opening seconds over and over and over again AND NOW YOU'VE GONE AND MADE IT BLOODY HAPPEN AGAIN. However, I see you're only 13, which means you basically don't exist yet, so I'll let you off.
There was just nowhere further to go with the objective reasoning, plus, you weren't playing ball. I had 2 options, repeat myself or stop talking. Both are boring, go figure.
lol the definition of a word isn't sufficient an argument to show that it clearly is a word. Ohh you're very unconvincing here! I understand, it's hard even for a 'troll' when patently wrong.
Ok Captain Definition, get me a recognised dictionary definition of 'retardedness'. TIP: Urbandictionary doesn't count. :'(
Split hairs are a desperate basis for an argument anyway. Do I really need to say "retardedness is not a genuine word recognised by the English dictionary" or can I just use "word" as shorthand? It'd be like you saying "You're not a mechanic" & I retort by grabbing the definition of 'mechanic' & saying "Well actually I did fix something once, so I must be a mechanic!"
This is the point where you say 'AHA YOUR BACKTRACKIN ' be it through genuine delusion or the fact you were too silly to realise what I meant 1st time round. There's a difference between clarification & revision. Not that I need to revise anything I say to 'save face' if you hadn't guessed yet, you're dealing with a fabricated persona, so why should the person pressing the keys give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about 'saving face', even if said persona was wrong? (Which he isn't. Ever.)
People in masks, still have feelings. If you were shown to be an utter tit in a 'debate', it doesn't matter if nobody knows who you are. In your own mind, your ego is reduced. Which is why I apologise for the use of 'save face', it's more to preserve yourself, to yourself.
Darling, as I've already clarified this is purely for my personal enjoyment. I'm not wearing a mask, I'm simply a fabricated pain-in-the-arse. As such, there simply isn't enough correlation between the person physically typing this and the phantom you see before you, to have any remote kind of effect. Which is why your attempts at psychological control, i.e. plainly stating my ego is reduced in an attempt to make me believe it, fails miserably.
Besides, as I've already stated non of this is to preserve myself or save face or whatever you'd like to call it. I'm simply counteracting your weak attempts to pick holes in my cast-iron balls, which you're doing a lovely job of polishing. [image of a yellow smiling face]
Hunny-bun, your attempts at pschological control, i.e. plainly stating that I am polishing your cast-iron balls (ego) in an attempt to make me believe it, fails miserably.
That's not psychological control - I'm just letting you know how you're making me feel! My ego is a big fat kitten sitting on your lap and he's purring like the finely tuned engine I've just repaired with my newly discovered mechanical engineering abilities.
You're getting sloppy, kiddo. Your posts are riddled with typos. You're started to resorting to one word replies. You're panicking. Take a breather, have a lie down; I think you're beginning to crack.
No, because mechanic is a proffession not simply someone who fixes something. You're getting yourself confused. Stop trying to worm your way around it, no you cannot use that for shorthand, just accept that you were wrong and move on. I already said it would not be found in a dictionary, it is not an offical or a universally accepted word, it is however a word. lulz
When I'm done hoovering up, I sometimes the take the vacuum cleaner apart and give the parts a once over. Therefore, I'm a skilled artist operating and maintaining a machine. My word, I'm a damned mechanic.
This is becoming increasingly surreal. Are you happy?
You misunderstand. I wasn't suggesting you were using it literally, rather than it can be interpreted literally, if one so desires, which seemed to be the basis of your argument against my criticism of your use of an awkward made-up word.
Likewise, the statement, "[butterspunk] isn't a word" can be interpreted either as:
a)"[butterspunk] is not a word recognised by the English language" (i.e. something you'd find in the dictionary, something you wouldn't get marked down on an English paper for using etc.)
or, if walk the path of the pedant:
b) "[butterspunk] is not a series of letters from the standardised alphabet"
Let's go back to the beginning. If you honestly believe my opening post was a genuine attempt to open a dialogue about Brand, to seriously debate his comedy and not just silly trolling for my own amusement from day one, then your arguments have backfired and you've ended up deluding yourself with your own psychological traps.
I've only just drawn your attention to the fact because you seemed to be taking far too long to cotton on. Either that or you enjoy pain and humiliation. EURRRR QEER.
Oh come on KonijNx2, you can do better than that. I was literally QUITE DISAPPOINTED when I read this reply. You've been fairly tenacious in your arguments up to this point, and although they've been largely banal and humourless, I was enjoying this little sparring session. I thought we were friends. :(
No no, sadly good comedy is simply judged by it's fanbase. It doesn't matter how completely stupid and unintelligent it is, it could be a repeating red dot for all I care. That's the subjective World we live in. :]
I think you're a little confused. At certain points in our nice old chat, you've presented your opinions as objective statements "Russel [sic] is good at comedy", "ergo he is funny". Then you'll go and pimp the fact comedy is subjective. And then you'll decide subjectivity is objective on a large enough scale. Come on, which is it? You're all at sixes and sevens, lovey.
It is clearly subjective where opinions are considered, you asked me to give my opinion which is what I did, you should have had the insight to understand I was answering your tedious insistance that I give it. However, I, at theoretical gunpoint gave you the only legitimate way to measure 'good' in terms of comedy, and that is simply quantative. If more people like it, it does it's job better. It is funnier, just not the individual. A legitimate fanbase means something is funny.
Pretty obvious really that the guy didn't have any brothers or sisters just to tell him he wasn't funny and to "shut the fuck up you annoying little shit". Guess that's why his humour is still in the realm of a 10 year old!
if you don't like him then why the fuck are you watching his videos? something tells me you're the irritating twat. Fuck off and stop watching videos of people you dont like and then complaining about them. twat.
In 1505 a women was hunted and killed by an evil clown. Now that you have read this, that same clown will be sitting next to your bed with a machete and evil, red glowing eyes when you wake up. Unless you post this to 10 other videos in 1 hour of reading it. Hurry up
this episode is probably the funniest thing ive ever seen...seriously advise going to the link above right and watch the whole episode preferably while high but not necessary:)
My family is like that, but the elbow thing, not so much. Funny thing: I´ve watched so many Russel Brand videos know that he starts feeling like a kind of family member.
Funny-HE AINT !
He makes a lot of noise over nothing really.
I find him so annoying .
ammorreztristar 11 months ago
@ammorreztristar then dont watch him? it's pretty simple
RYNO2511 9 months ago
@RYNO2511 i know i dont uderstand why people watch videos of someone they claim not to like.
sweetlouis123456 8 months ago
surprising that someone as intelligent and articulate as russell brand has to resort to taking the piss out of dated television clips, it just goes to show how unfunny he actually is really
rancidrancidrancid33 1 year ago
Oooh I'm an only child too!! HE CAN BE MY OLDER BROTHER ANY DAY!! Although....that has the potential to be quite dangerous.....you can't fuck your brother can you?
pinkmusiicluva 1 year ago 4
haha when he's talking about being an only child..
I know exactly where he's coming from!
LieABeautifulLife 1 year ago 2
00:01
jakeebo 1 year ago
"NO ONE CAN EVER WIN THIS ELBOW WAR!" LOL happens with me and my sister all the time that!
HogwartsnJacksgirl 1 year ago 2
about any subject...nothing in particular tho...lmao
dolly32112 1 year ago
He kind of makes me cringe in ponderland. I like him, but he's better as a presenter, or when he's interacting with people. This stank of trying. :/
molewizard 1 year ago
@molewizard eh - this is not his best clip from ponderland at all...mostly i find myself laughing out loud to his material
jameshem 1 year ago
he looks a bit goofy and not as funny as rusell peters
TheAaron1924 1 year ago
Ageless83 WISHed: [u are a twat,we might not be perfect in britain but id rather live here then with u communist pricks] I might b aTwat but I haveHonour like theARGENTINEs,UNlike u&WCparents.Communism inChina,ROMANia made"corrupt"money on their own ppl (NOt like theEnglish=STOLEn fromALLnations& on their own"FREE"/LIBERATEd KIDS=desperate2BuyPORN).If there's a2nd FalklandsWar,I hopeARGENTINAwin_S without1death whereas BRITsShouldDIE like(poor)ARGENTINES did due2 2FACEd BritBullies' BACK STABs
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 1 year ago
i cant tell if you love or hate britain O_o
Joojiadamumoranzi 1 year ago
@KGBfbiSECUpolitia
ah i think your keyboard is broken
kandikandi 1 year ago
i love him! "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE EYE EYE EYE!" hahaha
amuseme123 1 year ago 4
Awesome vid. Russ has been too quiet this year.
On another note, i fucking hate Lil Wayne and wish the advert for whatever attempt at music he's releasing would go away quickly.
ch1mpanzeethat 1 year ago
His radio show was excellent, but I really can't stand his live stuff.
lostmyshoes80 2 years ago
Thanks for uploading this.
matthieus2 2 years ago
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shit head
993linda 2 years ago
1.05: 'thats one of the main rules.'
clout01 2 years ago
uh... what does he say at 1.05?
Otterley07 2 years ago
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therealmrswentz101 2 years ago
"That's one of the main rules!"
KrazyAnimeKitten 2 years ago
thats one of the main rules
misterkb 2 years ago
WHAT?! Some people don't decide definitively on what they're spying on until the guessing's begun?!?!?! That IS sickening >:-(
Otterley07 2 years ago
how is iit sickening =|
Metalhead743 2 years ago
HAHAHAHHAA "don't decide on what theyre spying until the spying begins" HAHAHA I so do that sometimes omg that was so funny
melissacs26 2 years ago
"THEY DON'T DECIDE ON WHAT THEY'RE SPYING, UNTILL THE GUESSING HAS BEGUN! SICKENS MEE!"
rofl!
Hozzas 2 years ago 69
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Shoreditch twat.
iRepEast 2 years ago
i love russel brand LMFAO XD
haha and fhukin ha
crazybooper 2 years ago
love russel brand he is so fuking funny and also a toal hottie :P
CountessMegs 2 years ago 8
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yawn...............
Zamorano0180 2 years ago
Fair enough if that's your view. As a little bit of fun, perhaps post a video of yourself doing better?
livefortheweekend99 2 years ago 3
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Zamorano0180 2 years ago
fair play. I'd like to think you saw the friendly tone of my message though even if it was a rebuttal to a misunderstood comment. the thumbs down suggest more than myself made the same error. i too grow tired of such comments from undersexed girls. perhaps making the comments stand out as applying to a poster and not the video would prevent further errors? sorry again, enjoy the rest of your evening.
livefortheweekend99 2 years ago
no worries.....my angry tone is due to dealing to many morons on here...religious mentalists, neo nazi's,people who love x factor etc.....
you have a good one chap...
Zamorano0180 2 years ago
i hated him at first but when i watched the whole half an hour of pinderland yesterday i nearly died of laughter hes hillarious
mulli1992 2 years ago 2
I do like Ponderland but i also wonder if he had ever seen In Bed With Medinner? Very similar concept.
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hhahah i cant wait til this guy loses all his fucking hair!
crackfiendables 2 years ago
IT SICKENS ME haha.
He is genius <3
lolz0rjesus 2 years ago 8
i love him so much
elisha150 2 years ago 4
we're in an elnow war...noone can ever win this elbow war...!!
HAHAHAHA
micro86melwave 2 years ago 3
I'll bet he's tons of fun in the sack. Makes me wish I were still young enough to get him.
donnadegeorge 2 years ago
makes me wish i was old enough to get him :3
brokendoll13 2 years ago 12
I think he is open minded enough, I know I am.
w00td00t 2 years ago
wen he says about eye spy he says "until the ............. has begun! Sickens me! - what is the dot dot dot part :s x
lemurlover14 2 years ago
guessing..........
tominator999 2 years ago
Thankyou! x
lemurlover14 2 years ago
Guessing.
jacksparrowismyluvr 2 years ago
Cant believe this guy was "Shagger of the Year" 3 times running!
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He's the most UN-FUNNIEST person on this earth!! What a bloody loser!!!
Robbyteck22 2 years ago
you have no sense of humor.
OHMAHGAA 2 years ago 6
And also no life as he seems to have posted the same thing on every russell brand video on youtube. Maybe Brand banged his mother or something, seems to have a grudge..
RagdollPhysics 2 years ago 3
he reminds me of eric idle or john cleese, one of the 'zany' great bitish comedians
chalky09 2 years ago
This was on last night in Australia at freaking 10:30 and i watched the whole thing . 1 st 1 2 air
Yayito1234 2 years ago
and I thank brittian for this awesome comedian.
deoxy360 2 years ago
yeah i watched this and had a great laugh. funny.
bensy010 2 years ago
have you heard his podcast...
i think you must be insane not to think he's hilarious
retard :L
hollymarija 2 years ago
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You skinny, unfunny poof.
withnail555 2 years ago
you are a dickhead! i bet you couldn't even say something funny! Why don't you try to write your own comedy and then you will know how it feels if some1 disses you about ur work! also i will also add that Russell Brand isn't gay. I know this for a fact. Also even if he was gay.. that doesn't make him a bad person. Now shut up you homophobic dick!
GIANTSNAILS 2 years ago 5
He's had more women than you'll ever have.
GhostOfRory 2 years ago 5
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Really? He must have been going some. The gay shitcunt.
withnail555 2 years ago
dude why dont u just lick his arse i mean wtf?
le3manz2008 2 years ago
His hair is so gorgeous and shiny...
blackxxflamingo 2 years ago 39
WE'RE IN AN ELBOW WAR!!!!!!!!
Lol!
littlemissbossy799 2 years ago 5
listen..if u dont like him then why r u watchn em??
anyway..whats wrong with you that you dont like him? hes amazin nd not to mention gorjus!!!!
love you russell!
x x x x x x x x x x
crazichic93 2 years ago 9
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i watched a few of these and I haven't heard a joke yet
ebroome 2 years ago
Lol, elbow stealmate.
ciaracustard 2 years ago
LMFAO!! Omg, i hate russell brand, but this had me in stitches. Nicely done :D
foxiewhisper 2 years ago 9
people sayin a fukin letter and not decidein at thire lukin at those littel bastards
LIAM8995 2 years ago 2
Funny! Your legs touching my leg! Get off my leg! Hahahaaa!
RussellBrand123 3 years ago 6
Russell Brand rules!
Joker2982 3 years ago 5
For god's sake people if you don't like Russell Brand don't bloody watch videos of him! It's simple just don't type in 'Russell Brand' in the search box! Sometimes I think half the people in the world just watch videos of something they don't like just to say they're really crap! I have only 1 thing to say to those people...
GET A LIFE!!!
Joker2982 3 years ago 10
ahhhh eye spy, loved that game as a child. arm rest, your legs touching my leg, aaaggghhh! i no what he talking about, iv had it all, lol this mans great, love old brandy.xx
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Swiftblade117 3 years ago
Intelligent, witty, good-looking and kind-hearted, talented Russell Brand does not have big Hollywood ego.Therefore, hope he lasts.
mrc926 3 years ago
Copying Hancock isn't funny
vvvvv
Dec40oz 3 years ago
ye Marc6463, i bet you are like 40, live with your mom still.
You need to sue mcdonalds, coz they fucked you up.
VintageJordan 3 years ago
Oy Marc643 hes well funny so fuck off you moaning bastard ;)
shootboxerko 3 years ago
i think that the funniest thing here is that like 2o of you have sort of BANDED together to ultimately and thoughrely DESTROY a few of these INFADEL NON BELIEVERS OF THE GREAT RUSSELL BRAND! long live the great brand *rigourus praying in the name of russell brand*
GenesisArcade 3 years ago
hehehehe...I just get a laugh at how easily you are all wound up! That's funnier than Bland Brand that is!!! :-)
Mark6463 3 years ago
Russell BLAND is about as funny as a fire at an orphanage, though fortunately he's about as memorably 'witty' as a fart in a gas chamber..
vincent4500 3 years ago
fuckin hell, everyone calm down you bunch of lowlife cunts
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Needs a bloody good comb through his hair.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
Why does he "need" that? Why? Because his hair happens to be different to the norm'? Who made you the hair connoisseur? You NEED to fuck off.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
What are you saying naughty words to me for? I'd be severely disappointed if my son came home with hair like that.
(And took smack and told rubbish jokes.)
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
He doesn't take smack. He did, he doesn't. I pity your son.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
But you're not denying he's a rubbish comedian?
And of course he's still on the horse. If I could afford medicinal quality gear I certainly wouldn't want to give it up.
Also it's 100% fact that heroin makes your hair go all messy.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
I'm simply not addressing that point since it is fundamentally subjective, as I already said.
Well then, that says a lot about you.
It's a 100% that you're a retard.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
My word, Brand must have let you suck him off an awful lot for you to respond to these silly throwaway comments with such knee-jerk fury and vitriol! (See above, see below!) Aww you think he loves you. Truth is he's had many semen-spattered teenage faces looking up at that leaking bell-end of his.
(I notice you've still not denied he's rubbish either. Because you can't! It'd be like saying Ian Huntley is 'not a bad lad'.)
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
No, because an argument about opinions is pointless, at the end of the day nobody can win. Perhaps you need to grow up and realise this?
Of course the old "you're defending x so you are y" thing. Yes, you do need to grow up.
(I notice your head is disappearing further and further up your own arse.)
KonijNx2 3 years ago
(and I notice you're up to your elbows in Brand's arse.)
If an argument about opinions is pointless, why do you feel the need to zealously defend Shagger Brand to the death after every silly, atomic little comment? COZ UR IN LOVE. ^_^ Come on, he must have coughed his yoghurt upside your face once or twice?
(By the way - just thought I'd let you know, you've still not denied he's rubbish . So I win! xxx)
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
Why not? I'm Just calling you out on your retardedness.
Hahaha, you're trying to bring this to an end. Nobody wins you child.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
Dear youth, I'm having far too much fun for this to end. But just for the record, I still win like.
"retardedness" - is that a word? NO.
RE: You not defending Brand's Act - Hi, I'm a little concerned this still hasn't happened. Please have your defence on my desk 9am sharpish. Thanks. :)
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
I think he is definitely a required taste and clearly good at comedy. The only way to measure good comedy is by the size of the fan base. Russel has a large one, ergo he is funny.
However, you could never win, because you never addressed the argument because it was never about whether he is good, you just tried to make it about that because you're a tit. It was about the pointlessness of arguing over a subjective thing like this.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
Definition of 'word': "A sound or a combination of sounds, or its representation in writing or printing, that symbolizes and communicates a meaning and may consist of a single morpheme or of a combination of morphemes." You do the math. You're graspigng at straws to try and boost yourself because you've consistently shown that you are a douchebag. Just because it does not exist in a dictionary, does not make it not a word.
Your attempts at condescension are laughable.
You sir, are a fool.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
Mmm, that's good double negative.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
Hello KonijNx2. I've missed you. Are you sitting comfortably? Then we shall begin.
"The only way to measure good comedy is by the size of the fan base."
What absolute tish. By that reasoning 'good comedy' would constitute 2-Dimensional pandering to mass nostalgia/truism mentality like Peter sodding Kay or Gavin & cunting Stacey (sorry, hope your DVD collection isn't too offended), whereas intelligent, concise satire often remains largely uncelebrated...
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
Anyone with a fraction of a neuron between their brain and their penis can identify which is the 'better' comedy.
"Russel has a large one"
Well, you'd know. ;)
"you just tried to make it about that because you're a tit"
That's a wonderful explanation, well done: 'because you're a tit'. I'm very fond of the way you have to continually resort to name-calling to attempt to reassure yourself you're not hopelessly dying on your arse. You KNOW I'm your daddy and quite frankly, it excites you.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
"It was about the pointlessness of arguing over a subjective thing like this."
Yet with a little coercion you bent over for me and forwarded your opinion, didn't you? Eh? Didn't you? :-)
*YOUAREBEINGTROLLED*
I'm not finding it pointless at all; I'm actually finding it terrifically amusing. I'm responding to your comments solely for my pleasure - I'd say that's pretty much mission accomplished and win-win for me!
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
"Just because it does not exist in a dictionary, does not make it not a word."
Well in that case, cockpash and smatwank you sprattle moonch.
That's the weakest argument I've ever heard to defend yourself making up a word. You obviously have very little respect for yourself if you don't see a problem with using such clumsy language.
"You do the math."
S!
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
"You're graspigng at straws to try and boost yourself because you've consistently shown that you are a douchebag"
If that's so, you must be a 60-foot wicker statue with Edward Woodward trapped in your belly, because there's a nigh infinite supply of straw to be graspigng at here. You're a goldmine!
Write back soon, love you. xxx
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
Isn't life sweet?
KonijNx2 3 years ago
It's a laugh a minute. I hope one day you get the joke.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
I hope that one day you understand that what is a joke, or is not a joke to some (or at least what is funny) differs across the masses of dumbasses. It's why some people like Roy Chubby Brown, and hate Bill Bailey. I look forward to your response, I feel we have grown closer together. <3
KonijNx2 3 years ago
You missed my point there. I wasn't debating the subjectivity of a humour in that particular reply, rather it was a nod towards the larger 'joke'. However, you seem to be taking things less seriously that you were in your initial reactionary abuse, which leads me to believe you might just get it after all.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
Can we not just continue the mirth of the discourse instead of referring to the overall joke?
KonijNx2 3 years ago 2
Upon my arrival, I wasn't actually that bothered about Brand I viewed him a bit of a wally, who has on occasion made me smirk, but generally fairly unremarkable. But thanks to you I've had to listen to the first 5 seconds of this video, over and over and over again, and now I actually hate him.
How can we not laugh at the overall joke? DON'T GO FAGGOT ON ME NOW, PRIVATE.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
I smirked at your joke there. Welldone.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
If you don't like Russell Brand, don't watch videos of him. It's easy to do.
Joker2982 3 years ago 9
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Aww, I think the magic has gone. :'[
Seriously though, it was a delight to duke with such a worthy opponent and seeing as you enjoy arguing for the sake of it, I hope you've had as much fun as me. However, having grown quite fond of you, I now lack the drive and inspiration to fuel any more conflict, so I'm defeated in that sense; the only thing I now hold against you is the fact sodding Brand appears all over my front page recommendations.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
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Plus if I hear old Shagger straining the word 'faaaamily' once more, I going to develop symptoms.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
Good. Go and develop your symtoms in a mental asylum somewhere far away. Where you can't bother all the Russell Brand fans in the world. And as aforementioned if you don't like Russell don't watch videos of him just to say he's crap.
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HE'S CRAP!
Sorry, I think you missed the point a little bit kiddo - I was having a daft argument with
KonijNx2, (though I'm happy to say we departed on amicable terms) and I had to keep checking back here to respond, which meant listening to that same 5 opening seconds over and over and over again AND NOW YOU'VE GONE AND MADE IT BLOODY HAPPEN AGAIN. However, I see you're only 13, which means you basically don't exist yet, so I'll let you off.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
I agree and empathise entirely. Fare thee well, worthy adversary. It was fun while it lasted, but good things never last. ciao. xxx
KonijNx2 3 years ago
You asked a question, I didn't need to defend myself I just happly complied.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
You seemed pretty adamant you weren't going to forward your opinion because it was 'pointless'.
But I made you do it with MINDGAMEZ.
^_^ ~> ~> ~> O_o
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
There was just nowhere further to go with the objective reasoning, plus, you weren't playing ball. I had 2 options, repeat myself or stop talking. Both are boring, go figure.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
lol the definition of a word isn't sufficient an argument to show that it clearly is a word. Ohh you're very unconvincing here! I understand, it's hard even for a 'troll' when patently wrong.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
Ok Captain Definition, get me a recognised dictionary definition of 'retardedness'. TIP: Urbandictionary doesn't count. :'(
Split hairs are a desperate basis for an argument anyway. Do I really need to say "retardedness is not a genuine word recognised by the English dictionary" or can I just use "word" as shorthand? It'd be like you saying "You're not a mechanic" & I retort by grabbing the definition of 'mechanic' & saying "Well actually I did fix something once, so I must be a mechanic!"
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
This is the point where you say 'AHA YOUR BACKTRACKIN ' be it through genuine delusion or the fact you were too silly to realise what I meant 1st time round. There's a difference between clarification & revision. Not that I need to revise anything I say to 'save face' if you hadn't guessed yet, you're dealing with a fabricated persona, so why should the person pressing the keys give two tugs of a dead dog's cock about 'saving face', even if said persona was wrong? (Which he isn't. Ever.)
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
People in masks, still have feelings. If you were shown to be an utter tit in a 'debate', it doesn't matter if nobody knows who you are. In your own mind, your ego is reduced. Which is why I apologise for the use of 'save face', it's more to preserve yourself, to yourself.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
Darling, as I've already clarified this is purely for my personal enjoyment. I'm not wearing a mask, I'm simply a fabricated pain-in-the-arse. As such, there simply isn't enough correlation between the person physically typing this and the phantom you see before you, to have any remote kind of effect. Which is why your attempts at psychological control, i.e. plainly stating my ego is reduced in an attempt to make me believe it, fails miserably.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
Besides, as I've already stated non of this is to preserve myself or save face or whatever you'd like to call it. I'm simply counteracting your weak attempts to pick holes in my cast-iron balls, which you're doing a lovely job of polishing. [image of a yellow smiling face]
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
Hunny-bun, your attempts at pschological control, i.e. plainly stating that I am polishing your cast-iron balls (ego) in an attempt to make me believe it, fails miserably.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
That's not psychological control - I'm just letting you know how you're making me feel! My ego is a big fat kitten sitting on your lap and he's purring like the finely tuned engine I've just repaired with my newly discovered mechanical engineering abilities.
You're getting sloppy, kiddo. Your posts are riddled with typos. You're started to resorting to one word replies. You're panicking. Take a breather, have a lie down; I think you're beginning to crack.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
There is no point in my telling you that I'm not sober because 1. 99.9% of people on t'internet lie about that and 2. It would seem like a copout.
Regardless, typoes are meaningless. I am not panicking. Another analogy about your ego. YAWN.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
I've driven you to seek solace in the bottle. I'm sorry. Together we can beat this.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago 2
lol
KonijNx2 3 years ago
No, because mechanic is a proffession not simply someone who fixes something. You're getting yourself confused. Stop trying to worm your way around it, no you cannot use that for shorthand, just accept that you were wrong and move on. I already said it would not be found in a dictionary, it is not an offical or a universally accepted word, it is however a word. lulz
KonijNx2 3 years ago
"No, because mechanic is a proffession[sic] not simply someone who fixes something
noun
1. a person who repairs and maintains machinery
Oh. Better luck next time. :(
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
I got "a craftsman skilled in operating and maintaining machinery".
Who would've thought definitions differed between dictionaries. It is a crazy world we live in.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
Taken literally, I'm a craftsman, in that I:
Noun
2. a skilled artist
When I'm done hoovering up, I sometimes the take the vacuum cleaner apart and give the parts a once over. Therefore, I'm a skilled artist operating and maintaining a machine. My word, I'm a damned mechanic.
This is becoming increasingly surreal. Are you happy?
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
or craftsmen: "a member of a skilled trade; someone who practises a craft"
trade: "Business of any kind; matter of mutual consideration; affair; dealing. "Have you any further trade with us?"
There is no way you can suggest that my definition of mechanic was using your 'literal' meaning of craftsmen. Wehay.
Aren't semantics arguments fun and pointless? :D
KonijNx2 3 years ago
You misunderstand. I wasn't suggesting you were using it literally, rather than it can be interpreted literally, if one so desires, which seemed to be the basis of your argument against my criticism of your use of an awkward made-up word.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
Likewise, the statement, "[butterspunk] isn't a word" can be interpreted either as:
a)"[butterspunk] is not a word recognised by the English language" (i.e. something you'd find in the dictionary, something you wouldn't get marked down on an English paper for using etc.)
or, if walk the path of the pedant:
b) "[butterspunk] is not a series of letters from the standardised alphabet"
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
Well, there's two kinds of trolls. The troll that that is one from the beginning and the one that claims to be one after a while to save face. Hmm.
So am I sadly, I'm not really a troll but I do argue for the sake of arguing. Wonderful. :D
KonijNx2 3 years ago
Let's go back to the beginning. If you honestly believe my opening post was a genuine attempt to open a dialogue about Brand, to seriously debate his comedy and not just silly trolling for my own amusement from day one, then your arguments have backfired and you've ended up deluding yourself with your own psychological traps.
I've only just drawn your attention to the fact because you seemed to be taking far too long to cotton on. Either that or you enjoy pain and humiliation. EURRRR QEER.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
LOL
KonijNx2 3 years ago
Oh come on KonijNx2, you can do better than that. I was literally QUITE DISAPPOINTED when I read this reply. You've been fairly tenacious in your arguments up to this point, and although they've been largely banal and humourless, I was enjoying this little sparring session. I thought we were friends. :(
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
No no, sadly good comedy is simply judged by it's fanbase. It doesn't matter how completely stupid and unintelligent it is, it could be a repeating red dot for all I care. That's the subjective World we live in. :]
KonijNx2 3 years ago
I think you're a little confused. At certain points in our nice old chat, you've presented your opinions as objective statements "Russel [sic] is good at comedy", "ergo he is funny". Then you'll go and pimp the fact comedy is subjective. And then you'll decide subjectivity is objective on a large enough scale. Come on, which is it? You're all at sixes and sevens, lovey.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
It is clearly subjective where opinions are considered, you asked me to give my opinion which is what I did, you should have had the insight to understand I was answering your tedious insistance that I give it. However, I, at theoretical gunpoint gave you the only legitimate way to measure 'good' in terms of comedy, and that is simply quantative. If more people like it, it does it's job better. It is funnier, just not the individual. A legitimate fanbase means something is funny.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
apparantly he had a mouse or something living in his hair for a while (dont ask y...i dnt know)....maybe he let it decorate
ricoryanyuna 3 years ago
And? Apparently you're a cunt.
KonijNx2 3 years ago
You're right, he did have a mouse living in his hair. If this annoys KonijNx2, it DEFINITELY happened.
FuckinEddieDingle 3 years ago
some people dont decide what theyre spy? i refuse to believe anyone would cheat like that! oh wait,, i used to do that lol
lilbeatch 3 years ago
Pretty obvious really that the guy didn't have any brothers or sisters just to tell him he wasn't funny and to "shut the fuck up you annoying little shit". Guess that's why his humour is still in the realm of a 10 year old!
What an absolutely irritating twat!
Mark6463 3 years ago
if you don't like him then why the fuck are you watching his videos? something tells me you're the irritating twat. Fuck off and stop watching videos of people you dont like and then complaining about them. twat.
rossygee 3 years ago 3
Just specially to get up YOUR nose rossygee! And boy was it worth it! LOL
Mark6463 3 years ago
your the twat for watching it! if u dont like him then dont watch it!
milly0999 3 years ago
i love the pets episdoe of ponderland it is hilarious
Beefwhacker 3 years ago 3
the butterfly gag at the end is so so so funny i woke my dog up i laughed so loud!
getnasty08 3 years ago
this man's born funny, i do actually do the i spy thing and not decide wat i've spied till the guessing has begun
x1star1x 3 years ago
Where in an Elbow War!
LOL
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Mallaci 3 years ago
SICKENS ME!
DiscoInfiltrator42 3 years ago
this episode is probably the funniest thing ive ever seen...seriously advise going to the link above right and watch the whole episode preferably while high but not necessary:)
yrorb7 3 years ago
I was thinking the same about Jonathon Ross
sam14641 3 years ago 5
Russel brand is really awesome.
KayzRocks91 3 years ago 9
I'm missing the Radio show already. Some people are tearing Russell Brand down at the moment, I don't understand why.
Just amazing natural humour - Maybe the mix of Ross and Brand was a little too volatile for people who didn't like the show.
Great loss to BBC, Thank God for youtube.
Almuric7 3 years ago 5
This Was a Legend Episode.
I Nearly Died.
<3
PatricksWhore 3 years ago 2
lmao he speaks the truth in such a funny way xD
ElectricMcrDust 3 years ago
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Not funny, this guy. Mildly interesting (like a strange animal at the zoo), but not funny.
ScatSwithin 3 years ago
fucking brain damaged fluoride head american
PFCAhammed 3 years ago 3
hows he not funny? this particular clip was pretty shit but hes still hilarious
lilbeatch 3 years ago 2
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He reminds me of a straight Alan Carr...:/ Not funny.
92RedRevolver 3 years ago
My family is like that, but the elbow thing, not so much. Funny thing: I´ve watched so many Russel Brand videos know that he starts feeling like a kind of family member.
Annahojan 3 years ago 3
lol great
milly0999 3 years ago 2
My family's not that interesting. I'm gonna start arguing in the car about the whole leg thing
MrsLovett112 3 years ago
Thoughtful... :D
ascendrian 3 years ago
This Was An Hilarious Episode (: Gosh I Love Russell Brand!! <3
krazygunner4 3 years ago 3
lol family
sum 1 should put the whole of that episode on.
muzziwuzzi92 3 years ago