Doug Stanhope - Ricky Williams ( Marijuana)

[hyperhumana]

"It has to suck to be fun."

This is the goal of todays culture.

[no0neiv]

Man should be arrested for keeping it too real. Seems like something that would be illegal nowadays.

[naturesuphoria]

Good Video!

[armofinfant]

great bit

[BillKiernan]

"HELP!" "I can't, I'm way too fucked up" HAHAHA classic.

[buddhastalin]

hahahaha my god I can't get enough of doug stanhope.

[vellocet]

I'm out of the flag industry

[Nautilus1972]

Walter Payton & Ricky Williams. Diffferently cool.

[wannabesedated00]

no bullshit, when i was 16 ricky williams came to my school to do an anti drug speech when he was on suspension playing in toronto for the weed thing, after his big fuckin speech maybe 10 or 15 kids got suspended for getting him to sign blunt wraps

[kevindlinc]

''Fuck the fans'' absolutly nobody cares about the old punch drunk boxer they claimed to have loved when he was knocking guys out.

[CoolerKing37]

Stanhope rules (Ricky Williams too).

[wjkathman1]

Love this bit! Ricky Williams IS the man -- a truly unique individual who understands that there is more to life than running a ball into an end zone (planning on a medical career after football).

[meandmusic1980]

"ist game 3rd quarter 2nd and 8 i formation, hut one hut two i dont really wanna do that lol

[lifesblood]

"can't, way too fucked up."

[psbzu]

This guy is The Prophet

[the3rdeye88]

fuck yeah...he's always right...and not just right, but ridiculously painfully right...the shit that everyone knows, but dont know how to say it...

[GodOffal]

Right Fuckin on.. 4;30 in the A.M., 3 bottles of cabernet & ele-fuckin-vated... dude. No fuckin shit right.

[munchie944]

the truth shall set us all....FREE!!!!! Thanks Doug...

[mussman717word]

Right on, Stanhope. This guy is fucking legendary. No question, in my mind, that he's in the ranks of Hicks and Carlin. Awesome!

[slade420]

this guy kinda reminds me of bill hicks

[bohemianwriter1]

I Am Back Lafyatte!

We humans have lost our ways in evolution.

We charish the invisible man in the sky

And curse the plants that grows up from earth.

Bohemianwriter1

Ireland 8th September 2009

[bohemianwriter1]

I know I'm smart mate.

But this was inspirional. Not copying or direct quotation...

[MrForgney1983]

possibly the only standup in the world that gets it right every time

[charliewally2005]

holy fuck, thats alotta thumbs up...

[BankScamTakeover]

tempted to thumbs down it, even tho ur right xD

[MarkM2288]

@MrForgney1983 the only living one. Hicks and Carlin did too.

[ohwell121]

what bootleg is this excerpt from?

[ThisIsMyFridge2]

Sounds like Jack Black. But of course it's not.

[h0ah0ah0ah0ah0a]

no it doesn't.

[ThisIsMyFridge2]

Of course it does, especially at the beginning when your hinting on it.

[NuLLx42]

lol it does, seriously.

[libertarianjury]

Awesome.

[d0md0mt0mt0m]

Hehe if only everyone could think like this. Cannabis would be legal.

[Zellps0]

I dont want it to be legal i dont give a fuck if a totalitarian government approves my personal freedom

[ohwell121]

well they don't bash down your door for it if it is

[d0md0mt0mt0m]

Tell me that again when you're sitting in jail.

[webley566]

LOL I think you seriously missed the point mate. Doug Stanhope sells his own Bootlegs at his own gigs!

[d0md0mt0mt0m]

What I wasn't talking about bootlegs. I was talking about weed. zellps0 said he doesn't care if the government approves of him smoking weed and I said you will care when they put you in jail.

[webley566]

Oh right, thanks for clearing that up.

[mattlambrecht]

I freakin hate that argument and the one that we should tax and regulate weed. The only government involvement in weed should be using a tiny amount of tax to plant that shit everywhere like its supposed to be. I understand your point about not caring about the government approving of your weed smoking, but the problem is not personal its economic. The price inflation caused by prohibition is obscene. An ounce of good weed should cost about a dollar, tops. 20 a G is fucking bullshit

[Zellps0]

well said my friend. mattlambrecht

[teamhex]

@mattlambrecht great post, I think people settle with the "let the government control and tax it" argument because they really just want it to be legal.

[h0ah0ah0ah0ah0a]

@mattlambrecht or you could grow your own

[terdburgler99]

well said ....couldnt agree more.

[mmmzeitgeisty11]

@mattlambrecht 20 a G? Thank fuck I live in Europe!

[mugatu1800]

@mmmzeitgeisty11 buddy, its $25 an 1/8th in Vancouver, Canada; plus we have some of the best bud in the world

[mmmzeitgeisty11]

@mugatu1800 I guess its the pacific air that does it, and the altitude. 25 canadian dollars is about 10 english pounds, so about half price then. damn you lucky canuck!

[Potandthekettle]

@mattlambrecht I would take it further. The value of hemp alone would enable it to be used as a back up to real currency along with gold and silver and eliminate the Federal Reserve.

[ScruffyOyster]

R.I.P Hunter S. Thompson

[obituary18]

a hole galaxy of upers downers laughers scremers

[eldorado61guy]

With Doug it's not a charm thing. Being himself. That's why I like him.

[BryanEKS89]

Well said Mr. Stanhope, drug testing ruined his career, well fucking said.

[littlteapot]

You could also say that football ruined his marijuana career.

[scholarlylad85]

LMFAO

[Glivity]

true dat! i'd say football is sillier than weed any day

[RoverCleveland01]

Drug 'testing' ruined Ricky Williams career... funny and true.

[ohwell121]

haha 3:48

[fuktyranny]

I love this shit

[johnclavis]

Doug Stanhope is a national treasure.

And like most natural treasures, Doug Stanhope is underappreciated, hard to locate and in a terrible state of disrepair!

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Amen!

[JamesRTJ]

I normally don't take time to comment but, well said

[Darkslide666]

If I could give over 9000 thumbs, you'd get them all

[captainbrandon1980]

Enjoy another thumbs-up. SO true ...

[Cainer666]

LOL!! Fantastic comment.

[mariolothario1]

@johnclavis Why bring the word "national" in to this? Doug is beyond that myopic shit.

Doug is an "intergalacticl" prophet. It's highly likely that he is better appreciated outside the US, just like Bill Hicks.

[johnclavis]

@mariolothario1 Good point. My mistake.

[BillHicks420]

@mariolothario1 Indeed, he+s my second favorite, after Hicks, and I`m fro Norway :)

[SaltyMilkandCoin5]

@mariolothario1 ugh, disagree on the B Hicks dude, Doug is a thinking mans comedian unlike him.

[SaltyMilkandCoin5]

@mariolothario1 ugh, disagree on the B Hicks dude, Doug is a thinking mans comedian unlike him.

[SiliconBong]

I'm a kiwi, mariolothario1, Doug is the best.